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thicksimpx · 2 years
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❦ ❦ - Alexis & Saitama (late but happy birthday bitch 😂🤎 @luffysthickwaifu )
Alexis and Saitama have a lazy weekend- what better way to start the morning than to take a scroll down memory lane🌚
Warnings : as always my content is 18+ Idek why I have to say it😐 , mature content, mature language ,mentions of stalking and obsession, drunk sex , attempted breeding, established relationship
“Hey” Alexis rolls over to lay on Saitama chest. “Remember how we met?”
“Yeah” he pulls her closer.
“I never thought I would meet my crush in person- let alone be lying in bed with them every night. Maybe fate is real”
“Yeah.. fate” he trails off thinking back to that faithful day.
“Uuuuahhah- “Saitama hears a hearty gasp behind him. Ignoring it obviously, it’s someone else’s problem he was just here to get his onigiri and go home.
“Yes bitch! It is him. I know his head from anywhere oh my god” he hears the woman try to whisper behind him. “No, I’m not going to say anything, I need to get the fuck up out of her- fine fine”
“Excuse me” he sighs feeling a tap on his shoulder. “You’re the capped baldy right?”
Turning around to face the unknown woman, his eyes widen. He wasn’t expecting to see a grown woman, let alone one so beautiful. Her golden skin shinning, almost glistening in the dimly lit store from the setting Sun peeking through the glass windows.
“Uh - please call me Saitama” he says placing a hand on the back of his neck.
“Okay.. Saitama” she smiles brightly, he flinched, his heart started beating hard- was he dying?
. “I never expected to run into you here or anywhere actually, you’re so fine- I. My bad.” She pauses. “I’m Alexis, just a big fan of yours. Mind if I take a picture to show my friend it was really you?”
“I gue- “before he could fully respond she snapped the pictures and immediately went on her phone mumbling to herself. ‘Nai is going to scream- I met my man ahah bitch’
Her man? Like as in we’re dating. “Um excuse me- Alexis?”
“Oop sorry! I didn’t mean for you to hear that. Don’t take me seriously. I know you’re not my man- it’s just that’s what I call men I lik- you know what never mind. I’m sure you have better things to be doing” she waves her hands brushing past him to the self-checkout to pay for her things- headache medicine and some water.
Zoned out, Saitama just watched as she checked out and left the store, ‘she said she likes me’ he mumbles quickly throwing some coins on the counter, grabbing his bag, and carefully following her.
‘I’m a hero, a-and it’s dangerous out here. it’s okay to make sure she gets home safe right? He reasoned with himself about why there was no harm in his actions. As he follows her thick frame, he couldn’t help but admire her backside, he made up scenarios - what would happen if I saved her right now? Would she hug me? Would I get to touch her? ‘
“Saitama?” He hears her call out to him. Shit play it cool.
“Hey! Alexis right?” He asks tilting his head
“Yup! I would’ve never thought you lived around this way, maybe I’ll see you more often” she giggles entering her building “get home safe well I don’t need to tell you that right “he watches as her laugh and body fades with the closing door.
“More often?” He questions himself turning on his heals back into the direction of the store. ‘Genos must be worried.’ He sighs look up at the sky. Today was a good day for once.
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He laid there listening to her talk about how they met and how fate must be real based all the moments they ran into each other. “Some higher being wanting them together” is what she called it. But - little did she know…
Every day following that, Saitama found ways to run into Alexis, whether it was at the store the met- to which he learned she visited every day after work. Or if it was on the walk home from the store where he feigned coming from a different direction. Until it came to a point where she opened to him- she talked to him like they were friends- she called him her man so he didn’t understand why he would see other men coming over he place when he hung on the roof at night.
He didn’t understand why she would need to vent and want comfort from him when they would disappear and not call after their night together. Why couldn’t she just want him? Like she said? He removed everyone that wasn’t him- what was taking so long? Did she lie?
—-
“Remember that night you got drunk and called me?” He asks laughing lowly.
“Yes, please don’t remind me! you know I’m not a drinker.”
“Well, it was a good night for me” he shrugs
“I bet” she says sitting up and getting out of bed “come on let get something coffee”
—-
It was a good night - even though Alexis had called him seemingly drunk out of her mind beginning for him to pick her up while also screaming “I know the capped baldy; he will fuck all of y’all up” to the people in her background.
He picked her up and took her home, she asked him to stay- promising she’ll sober up after a shower. Leaving him alone he took the chance to finally explore her apartment, slowly making his way to her bedroom.
“Sai— “Alexis calls from the doorway of her room eying his hands on the handles of her underwear draw.
“I-uh” he stumbles over his words not knowing how to escape the situation. Instead, Alexis does it for him, dropping the towel and trailing over to him. His eyes were glued to her, body still dripping wet from the shower, her curls sticking to her face and her glossy brown eyes burning a hole through his forehead.
“Shut up and get on the bed” she says seductively pushing him back until he falls over on the bed. “Oh, I forgot to tell you- no outside clothes on my bed” in stiff motions he hand his pants around his ankles and was straddling his lap tugging his hoodie over his head. Throwing it into the corner she smashed her lips onto his, “tell me if you don’t want this and I’ll stop right now”
Breathlessly, Saitama smashes his lips back together flipping them over, tugging his dick through the hole on his briefs, and sinking into her cunt.
To them, What felt like hours of him pounding into her, was only minutes. He hasn’t had sex in so long he came in 20 minutes, fill her cunt to the brim with her clenching so tight around him he thought his dick would break.
Standing to kick off his briefs, preparing for round two, he hears light snoring. Alexis fell asleep immediately after - he didn’t know if he should be insulted or proud. He threw a blanket over her and laid on the floor Next to her bed until the next morning - hopefully she doesn’t regret it
“SAITAMA!!” Alexis screams waking him to what could only be a nightmare, so he pulls the banker over him and pretends to sleep, maybe she’ll go away. “get your ass up” she yells kicking him and snatching the blanket clean off his body.
“Oh, hey good morning” he fakes a yawn and a stretch.
“Did you nut in me last night?!”
“You remember” he smiles lovingly
“Yes I remember Dumbass”
“I promise to take care of our baby” he sits up on his knees bowing.
“there's no baby dummy, I was just asking. but don’t do that shit again”
Lifting his head, he smiles and nods - watching Alexis as her ass giggles out the room knocking over a cup on the desk by the door. Knowing full and well he was going to do it again, anything to keep her by his side, she belonged to him now.
—-
snapping out of his thoughts he realized what she said and immediately throws the covers and jumps out of bed running behind her. “No coffee isn’t good for the baby”
“What fucking baby? Why do you keep saying that? Boy come on and stop playing”
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fuukonomiko · 3 years
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slade-neko · 5 years
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My Favorite Voice Actors
I’ve been wanting to make a list of all my favorite voice actors for a while now.
I’ll be listing them all in no particular order along with pictures of my favorite characters they voice. Keep in mind I am listing my personal favorite roles of theirs, not their “biggest” roles. Some characters are original characters I created as they were made in a game featuring a create-a-character. My favorites sometimes shift a bit as I hear new voice talent, but this list is mostly all my staple favorites.
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The big one, the guy that got me interested in learning about voice actors. First heard him in Saints Row: The Third as my player character and have loved him in every role ever since!
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Funny how I discovered him. Heard him first as the replacement for Troy Baker’s roles of Yamato and Pain in Naruto. At first I was like, I miss Troy Baker, but then I realized how amazingly talented Matt Mercer is! Absolutely love this guy, one of my top favorites!
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Another of my favorite male VAs. Really happy to have him as the English voice for Marth in Fire Emblem. 
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Very cool “emo” sounding voice for lack of better words. Really like his roles as Ichigo in Bleach and Nero in Devil May Cry.
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First heard him as Dean. For the longest time he was just goofy Dean... then I started hearing him in anime and video games and his voice really started to grow on me... a lot. I’m currently use his voice for my Dragon Ball Xenoverse and Soul Calibur OCs as he is featured as a create-a-character voice in both of those games.
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I like how Max Mittelman voices overpowered characters like Saitama from One Punch Man and Meruem from Hunter X Hunter. Robbie Daymond is great at voicing the more calm and collected characters like Chrollo from Hunter X Hunter and Mitsuki from Boruto. Heard Steve Staley as Neji and Toshiro, but really started to like him after hearing him as McGillis Fareed in Mobile Suit Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans.
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Heard her in Fallout 4 as my female player character and then heard her in Resident Evil 6 as Ada Wong. I don’t have a lot of favorite roles from her, but the two I like, I like a lot.
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Actually met her at a convention! Super nice person and one of my favorite female VAs!
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Even more talented Voice Actors that I wanted to mention, but don’t have the time to make pics for them right now as its really time consuming... I'll probably just make a huge voice actors collage at some point with everyone on it.
David Matranga Clifford Chapin DC Douglas Justin Briner Christopher Sabat Monica Rial Jamie Marchi Brina Palencia J Michael Tatum Josh Grelle Trina Nishimura Justin Cook Joel McDonald Mike McFarland Ian Sinclair Caitlyn Glass Chuck Huber Felecia Angelle Eric Vale John Swasey Robert McCollum Jerry Jewell Sonny Strait Elizabeth Maxwell Chris Rager Vic Mignogna Tia Ballard Patrick Seitz Travis Willingham Laura Bailey Jill Harris Jason Liebrecht Leah Clark Micah Solusod Jason Douglas Sam Riegal Tara Platt Bryce Papenbrook Steve Blum David Lodge Wendee Lee Keith Silverstein Roger Craig Smith Alexis Tipton
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