LAZY FUCK WHO CANT DO ANYTHING -> guy who is rightfully tired for standing 9 hrs straight in a nonstop rush hour. but also my coworkers drove me home and i genuinely felt really connected to somebody 2day. theyre so funnyy urghghhhhh. i hope they like me. in other words im tired and i cant draw and it makes me very sad. how to draw.

Just wanted to say you’re so funnyy!!!! Seriously, your posts are such a highlight of my day and I love them on my dash ❤️ I barely knew Mitch before following you and now I feel like he’s my twink long distance cousin 🥲 thank you for being so uplifting and nice 🥰

omg ANON thank you for this message!!!!! i truly just get the best anons all the time 🥺🥺🥺

genuinely laughed out loud at mitch now feeling like your twink long distance cousin. my JOB HERE IS DONE. HEAR YE HEAR YE. here be where i toil and labor away, erasing degrees of separation between ontario's highest-profile hamster mitchell daniel marner and humanity one tumblr user at a time

HI EMA <333 I hope you’re doing well my love 🥹🫶, I recently revived my blog since it had literally been MONTHS…since I updated or wrote anything and TBH I FORGOT HOW FUN IT IS

aLSO IM GOING TO UNIVERSAL NEXT WEEK SO U ALREADY KNOW IM ABOUT TO PUT MY RAVENCLAW ROBE ON AND HAVE A FIELD DAY THERE 🙏🙏🙏

N CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT ENHA AMONG US BC I PLAYED IT LAST NIGHT AND I WAS GENUINELY LOSING MY SHIT 😭 funniest thing they’ve ever done OKOK BYE IM DONE WRITING 🫶🫶

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SHELL DEARRRR HELLO I AM WELL YESS!!! AWW IM GLAD U DID THATS SO NICE :D

WHAT THE HELL UR SO LUCKYYY BRUH I HAVENT BEEN TO UNIVERSAL IN A WHILE 😞😞 MAKE SURE TO RIDE THE RIDES MULTIPLE TIMES OH AND I RLLY RECOMMEND THE NEW ONE IN HARRY POTTER WORLD ITS SO FUN OMFG. HAGRIDS MOTORCYCLE ADVENTURE OR SMTHN? IT GOES SO FUCKING FAST ITS RLLY FUN TRUST ME

ABAJSHSJ I LOVED THE AMONG US EPISODE ITS SO FUNNYY 😭 UR JUST WATCHING ENOCLOCK?? IF U HAVENT ALREADY I RECOMMEND EPISODE 8 I THINK? THE ONE WHERE THEY PLAY SOCCER AND CANT TALK ENGLISH ISTG ITS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE ISTG 💀💀

imagine a eridan hs kinnie calling you out in 2021. imagine a DRACO MALFOY KINNIE calling you out in 2021. a criminal minds kinnie even.

succession s1 thread pt 5

sanne! hello eheh top 5 favourite moments with your vilf (? vampire milf) ? 😌 idk anything about him and what he does but all your tags are so funny akjsnhd

MARTI HSHJD thank you for indulging and enabling me 

1. when you’ve been a dick to him all game and you ask him out he goes “im flattered darling, but i think not. it’s not you, it’s me. i have standards” ITS SO FUNNYY i love when he’s catty 2. at one point he’s looking in a mirror and he tells you that he hasnt seen his own face in 200 years (because vampire) and he has forgotten what he looks like. its sad and he says he cant remember what his eye colour was before they turned red. when you offer to describe his face which i thought was a sweet gesture he does a little twirl and goes “just tell me im beautiful” it made me want to strangle him JKHJF 3. at some point you encounter a witch in a bog and outside her hut are a few goblins mindlessly wandering around bleating like sheep. you realise they’re under the witch’s spell and genuinely believe they’re sheep. instead of helping them you can select the dialogue option to just say ‘Baaa’ and when you do you get an ‘Astarion approves’ notification that pops up and i was like. of course you do 4. you encounter an old lady on the road who is being threatened by two men. when you kill the two men the lady goes “thank you darling” and teleports away with magic?? and youre like um? she clearly didnt need help. and astarion goes “i dont usually help the eldery. was that normal???” 5. when he bites your neck ❤️ a couple can be a man and his capri sun pouch

do all multiples (?) of 5 for the ask thing also i love ur mobile theme

whatttttt she likes my theme????????? thank u

5. What is your favorite color?- purple!10. What shoe size are you?- 8 in converse but i think i’m a 7.5 for everything else15. Favorite song?- i never have one but Q&A by seventeen has been stuck in my head for three days20. Are you religious?- um…. /technically/ i’m baptized.. i haven’t been to church in a while while25. What color socks are you wearing?- black 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?- dos35. Have you ever tried archery?- for christmas in 6th grade i got a bow and some arrows and shot them @ trees in the backyard40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?- like someone who likes me but i didn’t know abt it?? yeah… a few.. im so BAD it ain’t fuNNyY45. What is your favorite accent?- not heavy southern50. Left or right handed?- left for mostly everything55. Most used phrased?- ???60. Do you talk to yourself?-ofc65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?- ummm idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?- nah man75. Have you ever started a rumor?- i mean probably?? i don’t remember80. How many piercings do you have?- just two, one for each ear85. What color is your eyes?- green? brown? someone once told me they saw blue and i was like ,,, um i don’t think so?? whatever 90. What makes you angry?- lying! dishonesty! that shit ain’t cute!95. What are your weaknesses?- genuine and kind hearts and open minds i’m so LaMEeE100. Color of your room?- light blue !