I was rewatching my favorite LunAsmr vids last night and like..

This part specifically..

(re: sssniperwolf and jacksfilms) It's laughable that she escalated it that hard. Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure stalking him like that is illegal and it's terrifying regardless, but Jack said in a stream (can't remember which one) that he wasn't about bringing up past controversies of hers or cancelling. And now she shows up outside his house (wtf!!!). Like he was willing to only call her out for stealing and freebooting but she's gone and stalked him and Jack doesn't seem like the type of guy to take that shit. Actual WTF moment from her part. wild

omg long post below bc apparently I have opinions: YES!! THAT'S WHAT'S SO INCREDIBLE ABOUT THIS... Jack has been genuinely diligent about keeping things on-topic in his streams, and hasn't brought up any of her other Stuff, or anything Personal. Despite the fact that she kickstarted the whole thing by making it INCREDIBLY personal and attacking his physical appearance... His goal has been to call out and bring attention to content theft, and he's stuck with it. Dude's also cared about this for years, and she's not the first content thief he's criticized. He just hates the way that freebooting has become so accepted-- to the point where youtube praised her for "coming up with such creative video ideas"? Hey! Ew! Dude wasn't trying to get her cancelled though, there was no smear campaign of her character. He's been rallying to get her to CREDIT the creators that she relies on for all of her content. It would set a precedent for all other "react" channels on the platform for one of the biggest channels on youtube to actually give credit where credit is due. Or, god forbid, get permission first? It's not hard. It's already done the job of making some other people who do "react content" self-analyze whether or not their content is transformative, and to maybe care about crediting the creators they rely on for their genre to work. There is a way to make this kind of video that isn't so slimy. And making fun of her lackluster-at-best reactions is so far from even being a big deal. Bc she literally does just sit there and say nothing. Plus, his goal has a clear End built into it: if she started shouting out the creators she takes content from, and put links directly to their pages in her video descriptions, the job would be done! That's what he's asking her to do. Real bare minimum stuff. It legit would have been easy to steer away from the content theft and to also talk about her history of lying to her audience! her ghosting a dying kid with cancer who was a big fan of hers! the fact that she's been arrested for armed robbery! her history of transphobia! He would also get more clicks that way, which is what she claims is his sole goal- to get more clicks. I'll bring it up though! She's been a terrible person the whole time, and has kept a steady course of manipulating her audience of young children and/or, let's be completely honest, simps- into thinking that she's a Wholesome creator. (And now, into thinking she's an innocent victim.) All of the actual effort put in by her has gone toward optics, not the content she puts out. A carefully constructed online persona, for one, but also literal appearances. Jack totally can't say this, bc she already went off the handle and said the only reason he doesn't like her is bc he Hates To See A Woman Be Successful. But I can! That was a cheap shot for her to use that argument when, for once, it's not applicable! Much the opposite, even! Dudes online wouldn't go to bat for her if she didn't look the way she does. And it weakens any case she'd have against him by making baseless claims like that. She banks hugely on being an attractive woman to get her clicks/following. A massive amount of effort is put into her appearance. The makeup, the lip fillers, putting her hair in little pigtails, the chokers and tube tops, the big non-prescription Nerd Glasses, the thumbnails where she has her mouth open in That Expression?

I don't even have to say anything. But making a weird facial expression and putting your hair in pigtails aren't moral failings. Showing up at someone's real life home (whose address you shouldn't even have access to), filming the front of their house at night, doxxing them to your audience of millions of people? Because you were mad at them online? That is fully scary! Yeah girl I'm pretty sure that Jack can press charges! There is absolutely no way to take the moral highground now that she's literally stalked him, and doxxed his home. She tried to goad him and Erin (Jack's wife) out of the house, also, which creeps me out even more-- because what was she planning to do? The fact that she's been arrested for violent crime before does pop into my mind! lmao! Jack was streaming a game at the time that she was outside his home, and these clips of him, his friends, and Erin reacting in real time to what is genuinely a scary situation have been taken down in case he needs to use them in legal action. Shit is legitimately serious!

Honestly, the "do-over the tournament because Sam witnessed Silver paying off the ref" scenario I floated runs into a few logistical issues upon further reflection.

1. I think it would have to be an AU of sorts where Miguel doesn't leave. He stays, and provides Sam moral support while she makes her case for why the tournament needs to be re-done (kinda a reversal of Sam supporting Miguel during his "save the All-Valley" speech in 3x08).

2. Whether or not it's Sam or Tory spilling the beans, the issue of the tournament being shut down probably needs to be factored in. The tournament was almost canceled after the school brawl, so the revelation that said tournament was then rigged might lead the All-Valley committee to decide against a rematch. Or if there is a rematch, that Cobra Kai gets their ban reinstated and the teenagers who fought for Cobra Kai in the rigged tournament either have to fight as independent fighters (like the Russian athletes at the most recent Olympics) or have to join another dojo.

3. If it's Sam calling for the rematch, there's the question of whether Tory and Cobra Kai as a whole would even agree to participate. With Tory learning long after the fact that she actually technically lost the tournament, one has to wonder whether she'd be willing to run the risk of participating in a rematch just to lose to Sam again.

4. If Sam's the one making the accusation, there's probably the issue at hand of whether Cobra Kai would try to play the victim card and Silver would try painting Sam's accusations as "the malicious lies of a sore loser" (we know Kreese's Cobra Kai liked to play the victim card a lot, but it's hard to know for certain whether that's also true of Silver's Cobra Kai or not).

1. Yeah very true! It would be a nice “narrative symmetry” moment, and I doubt the show would’ve missed out on that if it had the chance (for all its flaws, it does parallels very well)

2. Yeah, true. Either the AVT would be shut down completely...and I can’t imagine anyone raising an objection. Miyagi-Fang all got cheated out of a win, Cobra Kai...well, the kids might, but Silver’s no idiot, he wouldn’t voice his disapproval after he was already caught cheating. I can see the ban being reinstated

3. I think she would. We saw that by the time of the AVT, she was fighting honorably, saying that she didn’t need to cheat to win. One could argue it’s because of her promise to Amanda...but there’s real concern in her eyes at the end when she asks “you alright?” I think she’d want a fair fight, we already see that she’s not totally happy with how she won (so if Sam can convince her that’s she’s being legit, in a universe where Sam finds out instead of Tory...Tory would agree to fight, I think)

4. Oh I’m sure they’d try. That’s why I was saying that Sam would need video evidence and...I think someone else said bank records? It would need to be ironclad, or nothing would come of it

Okay so now I need more KY Gladiator AU (KYGAU?) headcanons. Do you have any?

I didn't have time yesterday or the day before (I don't remember when you sent this) but here you go...

Gladiator AU, 150 BC, Capua

-So, again, to recap...Kate's father is one of the most important senators in the Roman Empire. Yelena is a Gladiator. It changed later, but during this period in history Gladiators are the scourge of society. They're legit the lowest rung on the social ladder (at least to rich folk, the best ones were often celebrities and had their choice of women within the lower class). Veryyyy few were volunteers but most were literally enslaved. They're owned by someone who bought them to fight. They're not free.

-Anyway...rich folk often paid the Gladiator's owners for them to come on and put on little shows at their houses for private parties. Obviously not real fights but basically wrestle each other or whatever. "Come on, monkey. Dance for me." rich people type of shit. So one night Kate's dad hires the guy who owns Yelena to come to his party to do one of those and the dude takes Yelena as one of the performers. Yelena HATES those things. They're so fucking annoying. It's not like she has a choice.

-Kate is at the party talking to all the men trying to court the senator's daughter. She loves being the center of attention. Then the show starts. She doesn't really give a fuck about this kind of stuff. It's so...Savage but...the blonde one is GOOD and...not bad to look at???

-The whole thing is over and they just leave the gladiators there chained in a corner while the man that owns them is smooching around the room. He's the biggest kiss ass. Kate could tell one of the gladiators was lowkey eyeing the food and drinks. They had been there for hours and she had not seen them eat. Kate brings them some food. Yelena (she'd technically be Helena in this time but you know), proud as she is, is the only one who doesn't take it. Kate is all half teasing her about being too good for rich people food. Yelena basically tells her she's being fake af because just five seconds ago they were being used for entertainment and now she's here trying to play the role of the nice rich woman feeding the poor slaves to make herself feel better about herself. And Kate is all ":) well starve then...bitch :)"

-Kate doesn't see her again for a while but can't stop thinking about her. The gladiator - the slave - who stood up to the senator's daughter. Who does she think she is? Then games come to the city. 50 straight days of games. Kate has always hated them. Never cared for them one bit but her father is up for reelection and he organized them so he forces her to be there the first day. Halfway through, they announce this iconic fighter. This undefeat woman who has toured the empire and had never come close to being beaten. Out comes Yelena and the crowd roars. In her mind Kate is immediately like "Okay maybe I like the games after all". Yelena legit kills a dude like three times her size in about two seconds flat and Kate is like WHAT IS THIS I FEEL BETWEEN MY LEGS lol

-Kate comes back literally every day to watch her and her dad is like "?????? I couldn't drag you here with a chain before. What's different now?" And Kate is all "Just know how important this reelection is to you." Not like she's trying to get spank bank material for when she goes home every night or anything. In her head she's all "Why does this gladiator do this to me?!" Cuz you're gay ma'am. Stop being dumb.

-So on day 32 of the games Yelena catches a sword to the side. She still kills the dude cuz it just PISSES HER OFF but it injures her pretty bad. And Kate can't even sleep she's so worried so the next day she takes her little ass to the thing (I know they have a name but I can't remember it right now. It's where the gladiator owners used to house them and train them. Basically their barracks) with a couple baskets in her hand and she forces the owner to talk to her. She's very convincing (aka she pays him a lot of money) and he lets her see Yelena. The moment Yelena walks into the dude's office and she sees Kate she does a 180. She's like...not the fucking spoiled rich bitch lol. She's injured and FEELS LIKE SHIT. She's so not in the mood. But Kate starts pulling shit from her baskets like "You're hurt. People who are hurt need three things to recover: food, sleep, and medicine. I know they're not feeding you well here so I brought you food. Good food. This is a tonic Augusta makes me when I can't sleep. She's been taking care of me since I was a baby. I used to have terrible nightmares when I was young and it always calmed me down. It'll help. And this...this is the best ointment money can buy. Three times a day. As soon as you wake up, mid day, and when you go to bed. And keep the wound clean. That's important too. I brought some bandages as well. I doubt they had clean ones laying around here." And Yelena just stares at her like................who are you, where did you come from, and why are you being nice to me? I don't like it and I don't like how it's making me feel. You're also very hot. Stranger danger.

THAT'S ALL YOUR GETTING FILL IN THE REST OF THE GAPS

Indie & Rio

Indie: !!Caraca!! 😍💖💎🤑 Indie: you ain't gonna chat back innit but like Indie: 😏💋💍 Rio: Yeah you know, babe Rio: gotta make the best of the situation just to be ThatBitch™ 😉 Indie: 👑👑👑 Indie: yous alive then hoe?! nah way i would be Indie: 2nd hand living & dead rn Rio: Barely 🤤🤤🤤 Rio: soz for being AWOL be back tomorrow Indie: if you ain't never come back i cant be vexed now Indie: 24 got nothing on this Indie: lads or location Rio: 😂 Rio: i could never baby! s'a life sentence, love it or hate it, can't deny it or be missing my wifey forever 🏡👶⚰ Rio: ain't a local either, spain got about as much claim as i do but 💃😍🔥 whilst we both here Indie: I feel it but don't be chatting youre a ma to me cos we look so much like sisters thatll always fly 😂🤞✌ Indie: bitch kill that fantasy i been seeing you wrapping your 👅 round all those vowels killing that good lingo how we do Indie: 😂😂😂 Rio: 👵 if i was passing forreal, gotta up my skin care routine and fucking fast 🤤 Rio: you always my younger but no baby no more Rio: 😂 Rio: when i gotta bounce, soz, suddenly No Hablo Ingles 😏 Indie: tranquilo baby your mama be looking lush & serving still Indie: innit home grown but full grown 😎 Indie: you kno i be pulling that in these ends with my 🍀 when i gotta 😂 Indie: ✌✌✌ slán abhaile lads Rio: Well she got 20 years on you, not 4 so Rio: go off mama but we already getting confused for sisters or thinkin' she our nanny sooo Rio: stop coming for my shine or imma throw hands old woman 👊💁😂 Rio: when u too country for words, literal 🤠 Indie: such a mood Indie: meena be getting that from me like soz auntie you didnt sign the paper but still gotta come through for my school slips Indie: gimme that paper too like cos your bro be slack Indie: i vibe it if you wanna hear my chatter boys you gotta make it come out 😏 Rio: babies raising babies, babe Rio: forever a madness but we aight ✌ Rio: 👏 Rio: power move Indie: im too high to be low rn sooooooooo Indie: you best not be hollering at me from under your manz Indie: like i can say shit how i be doing atm but 😂 Rio: 👀👀👀 Rio: let it slide if you're alive and the flat ain't a total write-off by the time I'm back tomorrow gurl Rio: if not 😤 oooooh watch it Rio: and please 😏 don't do a boy down, not the type i'll be texting over his shoulder Indie: ✌ trust mommy Indie: not fair for you to take all the luck w you baby Indie: cos goddamn this boy is the type who cant handle me Indie: not gonna get nowhere Rio: soz boo Rio: throwing shit into my bags so fast, like 🛫 Rio: babe 😂 smh Rio: cut him loose and enjoy your high, be way more fun, trust 👋 Indie: mhmmm Indie: like yeah you brought me it & now you can go Indie: peace Rio: 😒 sketch Rio: don't need nothang else don't get it twisted, boy Indie: it ain't even that good 🚬 Indie: there I said it Indie: used to 👑 soz Rio: uhoh Rio: when you can't even bring that 😂 Rio: bye Indie: I think he's gonna 😭 forreal Indie: boy that should be me you disappoint me in my own yard Rio: 😬 Rio: call the house phone and shout at you like IMMA BE HOME IN 5 BITCH Indie: 😂😂 Indie: my bad moms like hey boy you gotta bounce & keep me 😇 pure Rio: mhmm Rio: not on my ⌚ Indie: 💔 for him but ☮ for me Indie: if you coming tomorrow i gotta have time to jam Rio: bitch since when can't i hang?! Indie: it ain't even be like trust I just don't need his 👅 all on me Indie: like why i gotta teach you the basics can't even 💋 ffs Rio: 🌀 Rio: remember those days 😷 do not take me back Indie: bitch i be trying not to relive rn if i wanted a spin circle id go sit on the washer lads Indie: least you get that 🍆 while you still got them hours Rio: go for you life, babe Rio: do a load whilst you're there, i got a suitcase full, like 😂 Indie: 😂 the ma agenda be out here Indie: 👀 Rio: housework but make it 💦 Rio: mary poppins wishes honey Indie: she'd be quaking dirty bitch she is like Indie: we all been knew what she wanted a mouthful of forreal Rio: 😂 stop Rio: loling so hard boy be like 👀 Rio: just my girl, legit Indie: mr banks got what she like Indie: trying to rep himself OG DILF Indie: that ain't my vibe but go off mary Rio: you wanna talk OG DILF then you gotta go Captain Von Trapp Rio: that nun kink got him 😩 Indie: manz wanna pray hard Indie: we been knew mary got no taste tho swerving that chimney sweep and putting him down in that friendzone hardcore Indie: mountain air doing 'em different Indie: gotta keep it country, babe Rio: thinking of that 💰 Rio: soz bert but that accent was not the one either Indie: 😂😂 Indie: dirty talk next level Indie: ain't that how they all sound in the capital? i'll hit up mckenna to get the knowledge Rio: not in his ends, babe 😂 Indie: we coming full circle to that spoon mary if you feel me Indie: boy so silver Rio: real talk, he wishes Rio: 'bout as mixed as me tho don't let the caucasity confuse you Indie: still make me do whatever he wants with that mouth tho Indie: 💖💖💖💖💖 Rio: ⛔ Rio: you better 🛑 Indie: 😂✌ Indie: 👼👼👼 Rio: 😑 hmm likely Indie: trust Rio: 👌 keep that trust going Rio: enjoy your last night of freedom, yeah? Indie: you too Indie: 😏😏 Rio: Behave Indie: tell it to your man Rio: 😶 que??? Indie: 😂 Indie: laters ri ri Rio: 💋

Buster & Rio

Buster: Come over Buster: Distract me so I don't have to blackout her bullshit by drinking in the AM Rio: She's gone? Buster: 'Course Rio: How'd you manage it in the end then? Buster: Standard. She basically lost her voice trying to call me out on mine Rio: The cabin crew are welcome, like Rio: Did she take Jay back too? Buster: Yeah Buster: Only way she can actually get to me, like Rio: That's shit Rio: Think that allows you a drink Buster: Like I said, distract me now or pick me up of the floor later Rio: I can be there in like, an hour Rio: Do you want me to bring anything forreal Rio: 5 o' clock somewhere Buster: Anything you want Buster: Don't laugh but it's legit dad proofed here still right now Rio: Why would I laugh? Rio: Not to bring up the unfavourable comparison again but Rio: hardly winning dad of the year with a load of gear lying about Buster: Yeah and have you seen Chlo high? 'Cause I wish I hadn't Buster: Hilarious enough with a drink inside her Rio: I can only imagine Rio: least she can afford the 2nd nose job Buster: 😂 Rio: That's more like it Buster: I have to hit the town to buy Jay stuff she apparently desperately needs the second they land, wanna come? Rio: That's code for 'gutted I'm too hungover for a shopping spree' if I ever heard it Rio: They got creches in first class? Rio: Sure thing though, I ain't no amateur Buster: Or you know, code for I spent all the cash you gave me on myself already Buster: Oh she wishes, babe Buster: She'd have bought her mummy along if the poor woman had agreed Rio: Unlucky Rio: get that hot face cloth on and forget the world, babe Rio: 😑 Buster: Unlucky for Jay, yeah, I feel like I can hear her screaming from here Rio: Poor babe Rio: She'll be alright, air hostesses will take care of her to avoid a fullscale riot whilst Chlo is merrily skimming Grazia Buster: mimosa in hand Buster: Should be me though Rio: Yeah Rio: Next time Rio: She'll want at least a fortnight somewhere hot in the summer, yeah? Buster: Next kid, like Buster: But yeah, always something she'd rather do Rio: Don't even play Rio: Your fam will sense it from here and then it'll be all chastity belts or worse Buster: 😂 Buster: Don't trust yourself to be that creative? Buster: I reckon we could work around it Rio: Easy Rio: I got my protection on lock though unlike some Rio: Very reassuring for 'em, I'm sure 🙄😂 Buster: Calms my pulse rate down Buster: So cheers Buster: Not trying to have another kid until I'm like 30 Rio: Surprised you ain't been put off for life Rio: cautionary tale for the rest of us, like Buster: If I get a better babymama I'll be golden Buster: Besides, need a son don't I? Rio: 🙄 of course Rio: you ain't that posh, don't play Buster: Not as funny as you, like Rio: You said it, babe Buster: You hungry? Buster: I need food if I'm gonna do anything close to what Chlo wants from me Rio: I see no downside to letting you get your strength up either Buster: As long as you can keep up Buster: Where are you anyway? Rio: Home, but I just set up everything so I gotta stream first Buster: What do I have to do to get a sneak preview? Rio: Ask nicely Rio: Of course Rio: Know I'm all about politeness Buster: You want me to say please? Rio: Least you could do, really Rio: They all paying so Rio: Consider yourself lucky Buster: You can get lucky too Buster: In the shops and out Rio: Nah, focus on your favourite girl Rio: I'm good Buster: I know you are Buster: That's why you always pull my focus Rio: Not sorry Rio: Though it's a point, ain't you got work you need to be doing? Buster: There's other shit I need more, you know Rio: I feel it Buster: So, please Rio: 😍 Rio: Now, was that so hard? Rio: [Sends pics] Buster: How fucking hot you are softens the blow Rio: Not my intention but I'll take it Buster: 😂 Buster: You know what you do to me Rio: Yeah, you're pretty blatant, babe Buster: 'Cause you're so subtle Buster: Shut up Rio: Not a bad thing Rio: wouldn't be here if I was Buster: I'm not sorry Rio: Me either Buster: Good Rio: 'Til  my conscience makes a reappearance, like Rio: but I'll do my best to schedule that for Sundays Buster: Cheers Buster: I'll do my best to sleep through then Rio: I'll wear you out Buster: Promises, promises Rio: Pshhh boy please Rio: even if I was all talk, you can hush and enjoy the attempts Buster: I am Rio: Good boy Buster: Sometimes Rio: Wouldn't be fun if you were all the time Rio: keep it interesting, give you that Buster: I could say the same to you, babe Rio: Me? Rio: 😇 always Buster: Save your lies for church Buster: Can't deny it to me Rio: awh but Rio: lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off Buster: If that's your way of telling me you ain't over your emo phase Rio: 😂 Rio: the real confession Buster: Definitely need to take you shopping now, like Rio: Imagine Rio: Still rocking Hot Topic Rio: tragic Buster: Don't Buster: Not saying you wouldn't still be hot but Buster: Couldn't be seen with you Rio: I respect that Rio: Got to have some standards Buster: According to you I ain't Rio: Well, not my fault you got poor previous Buster: Well, kind of is Buster: If you'd given into me sooner Rio: 😒 Rio: Idiot Buster: Takes one to know one, babe Rio: Shut up Rio: I don't even wanna think about 'em Buster: Let me give you something else to think about Buster: [sends own pics] Rio: DAMN Rio: 🤤 okay that worked Buster: How do I look? Good enough to seen in town with? Rio: Too good to wanna waste on town baby Rio: now who can't focus, fuck Buster: Don't. Give it all to me instead Buster: Stream later Rio: You're killing me Rio: I just won't wanna leave later, rinse and repeat Rio: it's ridiculous how distracting you are Buster: Please Rio: Fuck Rio: Okay Buster: I can promise to kick you out if that's what you need Rio: Sure you can Rio: I know you want me just as much Buster: I know you know how to annoy me Buster: So if you have to leave Rio: I'll just start calling you cute Rio: Got it Buster: Exactly Buster: But right now I want you bad I don't even care what you call me Rio: Good to know Rio: Test out some new ones, see what's a turn on and what ain't Buster: Like everything you do isn't a turn on Buster: Come on Rio: I can't Rio: Gonna make you miss me more often Buster: Good luck 'cause I'm gonna make you want me all the time Rio: Not fair Rio: got the easy job Buster: How easy? Rio: Can't tell you that Buster: Show me then Rio: I'm already coming to see you instead of making money Rio: Can't say it any clearer, like Rio: [Sends vid tho] Buster: I'll make it worth more than they could Rio: I already know Rio: that's the fucked thing Buster: Anything you want, babe, you can have it Rio: Yeah? Buster: Yeah Rio: I just want you Buster: I know Buster: Fuck Rio, I need you Rio: I'm getting an uber Rio: I can't think straight never mind drive Buster: Let me pay for it I'm already costing you Rio: You don't give up, do you? Rio: but okay Rio: just this once Buster: I won't tell anyone Buster: Don't worry Rio: I just don't want you to think it's like that Rio: like you have to Buster: I know what's up Buster: And you know I only do what I want Rio: Obviously Buster: It's alright baby Rio: Weird when you're nice Buster: I'll be a cunt to you when you get here if you like Rio: Don't have to go that hard, like Buster: Just treat you mean to keep you keen then, yeah? Rio: I mean Rio: you won't hear any complaints from me Buster: 'Cause you'll only be doing what I tell you Rio: Buster Buster: Yeah? Rio: Don't let me stop us again, okay? Buster: Like you said, I don't give up Rio: Good Buster: We are Buster: So hurry that Uber up, like Rio: I'm in it Rio: 25 if we keep traffic and chat to a minimum Buster: 🍀 Buster: Save your chat for me Rio: I ain't the one trying to get ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rio: Bless him Buster: Tell him I'll pay him extra to get a fucking move on Rio: Rude! Rio: Way to make a bitch feel special, McKenna Rio: willing to drop bank on Omar too, like nbd Buster: Don't act like you wanna wait 25 minutes to touch me Rio: Got me there Rio: Stimulating as the chat as is Buster: Glad to hear it Rio: do we have to go out first? Buster: We can go out after Rio: I just need you to fuck me before I can do anything remotely productive Rio: Can't help it, like Buster: I feel it too Buster: I need you to cum for me before we go anywhere else Rio: Daddy Rio: Going to make me cum in the back of this car 'fore you've even touched me Buster: I wouldn't be mad about it Buster: Omar might have something to say Rio: Least I've got jeans on Rio: how wet I am ain't for him though Buster: They better come off easier than the last pair you wore Buster: I'm not waiting any longer than I already have Rio: Thought you loved a challenge? Buster: Don't you dare play Rio: Trust Rio: deadly serious about this Buster: Good Rio: If you don't wanna fuck me on sight we got an issue tbh Buster: The only issue'll be getting you through the door first Rio: One way to give the nosy neighbours something to talk about Buster: Don't tempt me Rio: But that's my job Buster: And you're doing it so well Buster: It's killing me, babe Rio: I'll make it all better for you so soon now baby Buster: Fuck Buster: How far away are you? Rio: [Sends location on the tracking app thing] Rio: 5 minutes too long Buster: Jesus Christ Buster: Okay Rio: I gotta get out of the 24 Rio: Not just for you, though that's all that's on my mind rn Rio: doing this drive to and from work is getting boring Buster: I'll set you up in some of our square footage Rio: You reckon you got room/patience for Indie too? 😂 Buster: I might like a challenge but let's not go that far Rio: Yeah, didn't think so Rio: anyway, she's #24folyfe Buster: I do need you closer though Rio: At least we don't have to ✈ every time now Buster: Thank Christ Buster: Don't remind me Rio: Doing well but not well enough to add that commute on my day to day, like Buster: You'd have to let me bankroll you then Rio: 😒 Buster: 😂 Rio: You wanna buy me so bad like I'm not already yours Buster: Rio Rio: Mhm? Buster: Get in this house now I swear to god Rio: Good ears Rio: just pulled up