#Red Rants
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What do you think is the bois favorite way to cuddle with their listeners?
Cuddle positions HC
Alphonse
I can see him liking Boo laying by his side with their head on his shoulder or chest. I can see him in a starfish sleeping position with Boo cuddling him.
Seth
His arms are all over them, Scout can't even move an inch bc Seth doesn't wanna let them go. It's like a bear hug with Scout on top of him.
Charlie
I don't think he has a favorite cuddle position. But he did say he liked when Casper has him in their clutches. So I can see him laying on top of them or Casper on top of Charlie.
Finn
His head is on your stomach so you can play with his hair. He likes to also wrap his arms around your waist, he's also between your legs smiling wide.
Faust
Wants to be held bc he's naturally cold (small hc) so Faust is on his side with you behind Faust holding him. He'll maybe turn around if he wants to face you so he can get small kisses.
Auron
Auron is holding Rook on him, like their laying on top. I can see him liking Rook's face in his neck so his face can be in their's.
Lucien
Wants to lay on top of you like a big dog not knowing their size. Or he wants you om top of him and he has on arm on top of you. He's a bug boy so he'll let you decide how you want him.
Jack
He's a lanky dude so legs are always tangled in whatever position yall chose. I can see him liking just sprawling on you while you hold him like a bug Teddy bear.
#red rants#yuurivoice#red writes#red answers#yuurivoice jack#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice finn#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice faust#yuurivoice lucien
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All of y’all saying that Darlin wont expect the offer to be turned can respectfully stfu because I’m not about to ball my eyes out because darlin died at old age or something worse happens and now sam doesn’t have anybody so just shut up please and thank you🔪🔪🤭
#I will cry so hard if Darlin dies and I see “complete” on Sam’s playlist#Like plssss just turn them#even tho I know they won’t get to spend eternity with the pack at least they’ll have Sam#Redacted sam#redacted darlin#red rants
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in case anyone wants to know what we do on the kotlc rp discord
-red, made tbaf channel as a joke which became a tradition so now there’s 1000+ messages saying idk bro
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I hate people who can't be normal about other people's memory issues so so much.
#red rants#“oh if your memory is that bad then you have cognitive problems. and you can't have cognitive problems with how smart you are#so clearly you don't have memory problems and you're just a liar.”#Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
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It's weird to me that this fandom criticizes a teenager for... being angry and sad that his father abuses him.
In what universe would anyone just... be okay with that.
It's not only unfair, it's horrible and it's inhumane treatment.
So yeah, Billy has a right to be angry. To react.
Abuse changes you. It ages you. You're constantly in survival mode, which can be so unlike your true self but you're in an awful position where you're constantly on edge. You always have to be ready for whatever comes your way.
It's nerve-wracking. You never know if or when your abuser's going to be in a good mood. No matter how much you watch their every move they still remain unpredictable.
To be treated like you're less than human gets to you. Whatever your reaction may be... you're not meant to be treated like you don't matter. You're allowed to be angry. You're allowed to react, even if you don't react the way others think you should. Even if your reaction doesn't come in a "universally acceptable" way, it doesn't mean anyone has the right to invalidate your trauma.
#tw abuse#red rants#billy hargrove#is this a meta#billy hargrove analysis#if i didnt fight back they said it was my fault#if i got angry they looked at me like i was a madman#if i fought back then i was too aggressive#there is no pleasing anyone#and thats the thing#your trauma response isnt meant to please anyone#traumas not pleasing#just because you cant understand someone whos going through something doesnt mean you cant respect them#dont be the person that invalidates bc you dont understand
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I want my ass back 😩 😒 why does it fucking hurt when I sit ☠️
No I worked so hard on tha fat ass I had I wanna die rn.
But the abs are nice 😮💨 .
And the thin thighs 🪶
Can't have both / all ?
🕸🕷🥀🕷🕸
#light as a 🪶#ana buddie#th1gh g@p#th1nsp1ration#red rants#ed relapse#e@tingdisorder#tw ed but not sheeran#my ed thoughts
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Interviewer: Alphonse when did you know you liked girls and boys?
Alphonse: I kinda always knew.
Interviewer: really? Care to explain why?
Alphonse: Well.....I called Seth my husband when younger. So, there's that.
#based off a true story#i called this one girl in middle school my wife#i was also her wife#so i kinda knew i was some tyoe of fruit#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice incorrect quotes#yuurivoice alphonse#i feel like this would be something Alphonse would do#bc his parents told him oh i married your father/mother bc i loved him/her so much!
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sometimes I imagine Alphonse waking up early to open the shop and letting Seth and Boo sleep in, and because of the absence of warmth, Boo cuddles closer to Seth
that’s all <3
Sleeping in
Alphonse sighed quietly when he woke up, turning his head he saw Sugarboo and Seth sleeping still. It was around five in the morning, since he put off checking inventory yesterday night he woke up early. Today was Sugarboo and Seth's day off so he didn't want to wake them up, so shutting off his alarm he looked back to see if they were awake.
"Good, still knocked out. Hhhggg time to get up." Groaning quietly he slowly slipped out of bed. He felt Boo grab his arm, Mumbling something. Smiling at them he kissed their forehead, that caused them to let out and cuddle with Seth.
"Awwwee my two cuddle bugs." Cooing lovingly Al gushed at the sight of his two favorite people. They looked so cute all sleepy trying to stay warm after Al left the bed. He was the one that had to give most of the earth under the blanket, he ran hotter compared to both.
"I'm gonna leave now, you two enjoy your sleep." Whispering to the sleepers he leaned down and gave both a quick kiss. Grabbing his shoes he tiptoes out of the room and into the hallway. After successfully closing the door he walked to the front door.
"Hhhaa I should have done it last night. Uugghh" moaning out he was a little mad at himself. Alphonse wanted to cuddle too, how cruel the world is. But also he knew he'd be more grumpy in the morning if he did do inventory last night.
While walking out the door he was able to make a small breakfast. Chewing on the toast he was wondering how the other two were without him. Meanwhile with the sleeping beauties Alphonse would say.
Seth's arms were wrapped tightly around Subarboo who was drooling a bit on their pillow. Groaning a bit as they tried to roll over on their other side. Grabbing the blanket that was left they tugged it over Seth and them. Then smiling sleepily as ut got warmer under the blanket and the arms around them loosened a bit.
It was a cute scene, Sugarboo was cocooned with the blanket Alphonse left. Seth was cuddling their back holding them tight under his own blanket. The two were blissfully sleeping not knowing their other third left them for the day.
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice bittersweet#red answers#red writes
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Seth being given a US flag but unironically loving it, he wears it to bed tho. Alphonse gave it to him as a joke and now when ever Seth wears it they have to say "MERICA!" In a deep voice like a trucker.
Sugarboo ends up loving it too bc it's so silly. For Christmas they decided to make a flag with Seth saluting it. It's now on a wall of the house and they haven't taken it down since.
Seth wanting to get back at them gets both a flag shirt too. But Alphonse's is pink with candies and Boo has ghosts on it with baking goods. For the flag he made one where it's both of them with badly photoshopped guns in their hands with Alphonse smoking a blunt.
It was a good silly day and now they wear the shirts sometimes. The flags are all on the same wall and as a joke they salute it when they see them.
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#stupid idea but its silly#i love bittersweet ideas i come up w#their so cute or silliest this i can cime up w#come*
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I am in desperate need of fluff because of the recent beta Seth fuckery so…
y’know when you hear one of those corny love songs you used to make fun of and it suddenly makes sense and it makes you realize you’re in love?
Alphonse, Seth, Charlie, and probably Auron
Love songs.
Alphonse
He's that song that is so quick pasted put at the end slowly down when the artist realizes he's truly in love with someone. So to make it work he slowly down bc he knows his fast paste might scare someone away.
Seth
This sad boy is the song where you think it's about an ex, but slowly it shows he's moved on. But he doesn't know how to confess to the crush, he ruined his old relationship. But as the song goes on he finally confesses and the crush says yes to being his.
Charlie
Charlie is the song where it's about going away but having your heart with one person. Talks about how he tried being with other people and fucked up so many times. But when he finally comes back you can see how hard he's working to fix what he lost.
Auron
He's the song that seems too promiscuous, that he doesn't actually care about love. But really it shows that the artist is scared of showing his true self. So when he does find someone he truly loves, it turns into a soft love song.
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice charlie#red answers#red writes
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🗣Yurrivoice TWITTER PT13🗣
It's been a minute sorry
Alphonse just wants to be around boo as long. as he can bro </3
Yes Boo almost fought a old lady next question.
Someone get Rook's phone before they some song thirsty shit-
Boo is Mx steal your bitch.
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice twitter#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice faust#yuurivoice finn#yuurivoice Lucien
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Imagine if Listener just drops the most ridiculous lore about their lives like
Boo: I was a gang leader once.
Alphonse snapping his eyes open: what?
Boo: I've killed 4 dudes. Shit was wild in highschool let me tell you that.
Alphonse: WHAT?
Or
Casper: you wanna know how I got my knife?
Charlie nodding: yeah sure Cas
Casper looking out the window: got it during a bar fight when this punk bitch tried me.
Charlie: huh?
Casper: he tried to shank me but I got the knife and sliced his eye.
Charlie holding his head bamboozled: wha....CAS?
Or
Rook drinking wine: I fucked a prince.
Auron: Excuse me?
Rook: this prince fell for me and I took his money when we slept together one day.
Auron placing his cup down: I would like the name of this man please.
Or
Star: I got my gallbladder removed after my 18 birthday.
Faust passing his game: wtf
Star: felt like I was dying bc there was a stone in it.
Faust: did it go well? The surgery?
Star: pft yeah I was passed tf out.
(Projecting for star bc this happened during my summer break, I'm a July baby)
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice incorrect quotes#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice faust
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"If you need to be mean, be mean to me."
- Auron to Faust, Seth to Alphonse, Charlie to Casper, Boo to Seth (when they first met), Jessie to Seth,
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice faust#yuurivoice jessie
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Listener: God i hate men.
YV boys: Um-
Listener: Not you guys. Never you guys.
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I wonder if Alphonse ever just sits down and thinks how his parents would love Boo. Or see how Seth found himself again, bc the last time they saw him was probably when he was forced to go back to his dad.
Also fuck everyone in that town for believing a drunks insults. Like you saw Seth not happy and his mama left fuck you for not helping.
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