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scrumptious-finicky-illusion · 1 month

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I'm a terrible twitch audience member. Listening to guys play shoot-em-ups and talk is soothing and can often put me to sleep.

Or perhaps it's a diabetic coma

#Real Scrumptious

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kazutora-kurokawa · 2 months

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Simon Says, Fuck Me

♡ NSFW, fem reader, smartass!reader, oral->male receiving (more like face fucking lol), spitting in someone's mouth without warning, established relationship, reader can't stop interrupting Baji but Baji likes that about her, Baji is just straight up nasty in this one y'all ♡

Characters: Just Baji (my little arsonist)

note: this lovely little idea was given to me by my equally lovely moot @i-literally-cant-with-this

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You were just laying on your bed relaxing. Your thumb lazily swiped across your phone screen as you scrolled through social media, when all of a sudden your boyfriend ran through the door, out of breath and panting.

"What the hell? Are you good?"

He looked at you and took in a deep breath before speaking.

"Yeah I'm fine! The real question is, do you wanna play Simon Says?"

"Really Kei? That's why you came rushing in here, do I look like I feel like playing?"

"Pretty please y/n? With black cats wearing cute hats on top?"

The look on your boyfriend's face was just too cute to resist. The way his little fangs poked out while he pouted was the kicker, you had no choice but to agree.

"Okay fine! Just out of curiosity, what do I get if I win?"

"Whatever you want. Name it and it's yours!"

"Okay, I can get down with that."

"But if I win-"

"Oh God, why did I agree to this?"

"Babe shush, I'm not done. If I win, I get to tie you up tonight~"

"Absolutely not."

"Too late! You already agreed, now lemme explain the rules to you doll. First off, I'm Simon-"

"No really? I thought you were Edward?"

"Y/nnn!"

"Okay I'm sorry, please continue."

"Okay so I'm Simon, I'm going to tell you what to do-"

"Yeah no shit, that's how the game goes."

Baji loved you wholeheartedly, but sometimes he just wanted to choke the hell out of you because why are you such a smartass? Nevertheless he continued with the rules.

"Yeah but there's a difference. When I tell you to do something, you have to do it. If you don't, then you automatically lose and I win. Got it?"

"So if I don't do everything you say then I lose? That sounds so unfair."

"If you're too much of a wimp to play then we don't have to."

"A wimp? You're tryna egg me on to play aren't you?"

"Is it working?"

"Unfortunately yes, let's just start the game please."

Baji mentally highfived himself before thinking about all the things he could ask you to do, he decided to start off slow and simple though.

"Simon says, touch your nose."

You tapped your finger on the tip of your nose, trying not to giggle at how serious he looked right now.

"Simon says, don't talk for the rest of the game."

You took your hand and made a zipping motion across your lips, signalling silence.

"Simon says, get on your knees."

You were about to say something before you realized that if you talked you would lose, so you once again reluctantly listened to your boyfriend and slid off the bed to get on your knees.

"Simon says, open your pretty little mouth~"

You looked at him as if to say "really?" before opening your mouth and sticking your tongue out. He walked over to you, admiring the irritated look on your face before leaning down and dropping a glob of spit in your mouth. You held back a gag as you felt his spit hit the back of your throat and promised yourself that you'd punch the shit out of him for catching you off guard like that.

"Good job angel! I really thought you were gonna fold on that one, guess I have to try a little harder."

He looked at you with a smirk that just told you how fucking cocky he is and how confident he was that you were gonna lose. His hands latched onto his pants, undoing them and whipping out his thick cock. You felt choked up just at the thought of him in your mouth right now, but you couldn't help but find how he was acting extremely attractive. The way he could take control of you so quickly made you melt and he knew that. He slapped the tip of his dick on your outstretched tongue, lining it up perfectly with your throat. His hands cupped your face before he gave you another command.

"Simon says, don't gag."

It was evident he wanted you to gag and lose the game by the way he rammed into your mouth, yet you didn't falter. Not when his calloused hands were gripping your face a little too tightly, not when he grabbed fistfuls of your hair, not even when tears threatened to form in your eyes.

"Look at that, you're taking me so good darling. You might just win the game."

He groaned as your throat clenched around him, and between a string of praises and curses he uttered one more command.

"Simon says, make me cum ♡"

If anything it was less of a command and more of a statement considering that he was about to cum anyway. You dug your nails into your thighs as you fought the urge to grab at him. Taking deep breaths as he shot his load down your throat, desperately trying to stay quiet. His grip on your face softened and he pulled out of your mouth. A mix of satisfaction and disappointment could be seen on his face.

"Well darling, I guess you win. What do you want as your prize?"

"I have a few ideas~"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, but first I wanna clean my face off."

He looked down at your messy face, and the grin he had only got bigger as he saw how you were covered in drool and some of his cum.

"Yeah that sounds like a good idea."

He helped you up off the floor and watched as you started walking to the bathroom before you suddenly stopped in the doorway of the bedroom.

"Hey Kei, one more thing."

"What?"

"Remind me to never play a game with you ever again."

He chuckled as you walked out, knowing that no matter how many times you say that, he'd rope you into playing another game.

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@arlerts-angel @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katshimizuu @happy-trenchcoated-impala @kazubarbie @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

#tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers x reader #baji smut #baji x reader #tokyo revengers fanfiction #he's so fucking hot #this man is scrumptious lmao #Idgaf if he's a fire starting gang member he's my pookie wookie mookie fr #Sarah you ate real bad with this idea 😮‍💨

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darlingshane · 1 year

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– REAL ONES with Jon Bernthal

#his kissy lips #<33 #jon bernthal #real ones #jonbernthaledit #darlingedits #he looks scrumptious

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magnumopos · 11 months

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BELLY OF THE BEAST

#ultrakill #arts #v1 ultrakill #v1 #silly bloodthirsty machine #king minos' insides look scrumptious today #that's some real fucked up anatomy he has going on #gore #??

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dungeonmessy · 4 months

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I've been slowly re reading dungeon meshi again and something that i completely blanked on until now was laios showing the slightest mental restraint in eating babies but then doing it anyway

#i gotta be real tho the dryad chapter has the food i wanna try the MOST. those babies look scrumptious with that pumpkin potage #dungeon meshi #sauteed drayd buds with cheese looks sooooooo yummy. and apparently the potage is sweet. i want it pleeeeeeeeeeeaseeeuuhh

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allieisacrybaby · 17 days

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*rocking back and forth* shirtless jake is not real he can’t hurt me

#he looks kayla damn scrumptious #but he’s not real #that’s a hologram🧍🏻‍♀️#greta van fleet #gvf #jake kiszka

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arom-antix · 8 months

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Viktuuri week day 4: Reinvention

#this was SO MUCH FUN #the first sketched sucked so bad but then i redid it and it was smooth sailing #everything just worked and i the shiny bits were the most ive enjoyed highlights in a while and thats saying something #also credit to tumblr user blended ice for the idea with the blue and pink lighting #goddamn genius #thank you besiyr for the big scrumptious brian wrinkle idea #oh #and you know i have to say it #i would like to personally thank viktor for canonically having long hair #that was such a good choice on the part of the character designers because do you see all the hair shenanigans that added to the fandom #i will never get enough #long haired viktor my beloved #short haired viktor my beloved #viktor my beloved #and yuuri the absolute blorbo of relatablitity my beloved you are so real for everything you do #and your hair #the slicked back look is the way to get me #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri on ice fanart #yoi fanart #fanart #art #arom antix art #arom antix #viktor nikiforov #katsuki yuuri #viktuuri #viktuuri week

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sparklingoctopus · 9 months

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Rose Tyler and the Doctor

Doctor Who - S2 Ep5 - Rise of the Cybermen

#i just think that david tennant looks really good in a suit #nvm all the people dying im just looking at david tennant #😍#go save the world king!!!#with your pretty face #the good omens to doctor who pipeline is real #david tennant #doctor who #rose tyler #the doctor #doctor who series 2 #the doctor is a suit looking totally scrumptious #billie piper also looks great tho #billie piper #my post it notes

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callsign-acid · 8 months

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Roach, but add a Dress

He would be so pissed if someone actually stepped on it

#call of duty #cod mw2 #gary roach sanderson #fruity behaviour #He would totally work this thing #Wonder how Ghost would react #he looks scrumptious #Can I eat my own art?#I wish this was a real skin

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shootinwebs · 2 months

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thought i'd make a more isolated and also sexier version of one of those trans angel edits in my last post because this one is just so "trans as in fuck you." feel free to use as an icon or header or whatever sounds fun.

#trans!angeldust #hazbin hotel #angel dust #headcanon #also hc that he hella dunks on transmeds #like he 1000 percent loves his body the way it is and loves to dress up ; it doesnt make him any less of a man #and he'd make damn well certain that everyone knows it #his friends who have transitioned are like 'omg angie ur boy tiddies are looking scrumptious today'#because real recognizes real #ok i'll stop projecting my love and support for trans people so hard b/c i could go all night lol

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scrumptious-finicky-illusion · 3 months

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This was from just after I'd interviewed with my last job. I really hate being right sometimes.

#Real Scrumptious

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cat-loving-elf · 2 months

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"Lizzard Wizzard"

I'm here, casting spells

poisoning local wells

avoiding royal cells

gathering seashells

cause im a badass Wizzard

in my name got an izzard

Scrumptious the Lizzard

casting great blizzard

I'm here with venom and fireball

but Scrumptious pull out his scroll

he cursing me with a freeze

always knew he's in the biz

damn good lizard mage

he's a reptile sage

now I'm frozen so I gotta stop rapping

the Lizzard about his victory is yapping

#some fire wizzard lines full of whimsy and coolness #we love casting spells #scrumptious the lizzard #these lines are some real lit stuff #they were prolly lit on fire by some fireball #wizardblr #wizard posting #wizzardrous slam poetry #epic fyre wizzy rap

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gg-ladybug · 10 months

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If I said something a little controversial about the movie, you guys have to promise not to laugh or judge

I think you already KNOW what it is, I don’t have a great track record for this sort of thing

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witchcraftingboop · 5 months

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Something about oysters just awakens the most ravenous appetite in me and not even in that "they're an aphrodisiac" lane whatsoever, I just get Hungry. Like I had a lil appetizer of them yesterday and I have been feeling like that walrus villain from Alice in Wonderland ever since. On some real shit, I am feening something awful to be big and round at the head of a table with a mountain of lil shells in front of me talking bout some hiccup hiccup better luck next time lil oysters

#i love them lil things #I fully understand how someone could sit and eat 60+ in a single sitting because them bishes Scrumptious #oysters and I go together real bad #boop's rambles #this is my confession #usher

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leosmasktails · 1 year

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Basically how the Discord chat went today

(There was so much going on lmfao I’m exposing y’all with this one)