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#Pestario Vargas
ivanzplaid · 1 year
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MAN!!! ALSO, HAPPY 1K HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME. In honour of Valentine's Day, I request any John Leguizamo character of your choice and how they would celebrate Valentine's Day >:3
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY🫶 THNK YOU SM IM IN UTTWR SHOCK ABOUT IT BUT YOURE THE BEST TYSMM
and i am SO glad you requested this, i wanted an excuse to write something for them, ao as a little treat for 1k AND because its you, i have 2 characters in mind🙏🙏 i hope you love it as much as i do
my tumblr is acting like a bitch rn and wont post a certain part of the fic so im struggling so badly to try and fix it LMFAOO
Pestario Vargas | Jimmy Martinez x Gn! Reader + Valentines Day Celebrations + Romance & Fluff | Headcanons & Short Fic | Valentine's Day Love
Part One: Pestario Vargas
Warnings: Some Violence Mentioned at other people, Mentions of bad backgrounds for Jimmy
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Pest
he tries his best in a relationship, but like most other things, he doesn't take valentines day *as* seriously as others
he'll wake you up later in the day just so you can sleep in, and he'll have some type of formal wear on ( maybe a suit, maybe its a kilt, find out based on the date! )
granted he will stroke your cheek and whisper cheesy little names, and if you dont wake up then, he'll physically PULL you out of bed. either way your day starts with him😊😊
he already has an outfit planned for you, it will be matching with his, he thinks matching outfits are the shit and believes you two will be supermodel material
he also likes it because it shows you two are together, but then again he loves pda, so no need to worry about that
"Baby!! Look, I even made you some breakfast, its a Cuban cuisine :)"
the breakfast is just eggs and bacon
the bacon is burnt and the eggs are still stuck on the pan, they are rock solid
he smiles nice and wide and waits for your response, which you promptly suggest a day out
he loves the idea!!! he already has a few places in mind that he thinks youd love, he has the cash to take you out of course ( from winning the hunt & scamming people )
he is the typa guy to slip you a $1 and say 'theres more where that came from😏'
ANYWAYS he will drive you to a nice little brunch where he cuts infront of the line and almost gets banned from the place for disturbing customers
he will embarrass you, act all corny and pull you into him with a kiss and act like hes in a romcom
"Oh yes, me and my HONEYBUN would love a table. For TWO yes, just for us." 😚😚
will ask about every item on the menu in extensive detail, just gives you more time tk think!!
loves to just stare at you longingly to mess with you, but the entire time would talk about his plans and how he used to celebrate valentines day with ninja & chubby ( they threw ninja out of a car and made him find his way home then surprised him with a movie )
afterwards he will chauffeur you around town, its now your day together and he wants you to have a beautiful day, but he will have music blasting the whole time
shopping date!!! youre going out with him & hes going to complain slightly even though he took you out
"You just look so dashing in everything, wanna go to the Movies now?"
hes into pda, so naturally he has an arm around you or is holding your hand, or is ruffling your hair ( or playing with your curls gently )
he likes to show you off to his friends, mainly making them jealous and because he thinks youre perfect
shenanigans, tomfoolery, skulduggery, all of it is happening today
he will get you roses, that is one of thr only things he'll keep genuine, he picks up the common gentlemanly actions from his dad
however, at the end of the day, hes going to be making dinner
yes just him, by himself
he considers it his duty because he wants you to be impressed & charmed by his abilities
he follows a cooking tutorial BUT. he does it
he makes a dinner, an edible dinner
hes never been prouder of himself, he feels so overjoyed that he forgets the pan is still hot and ends up slightly burning himself
BUT HE DID IT!!! he counts today as a VERG romantic date🫶🫶
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You feel your body shift slightly, readjusting to the light thats now casting itself directly in your eyes. The covers against your arms are slowly pulled away, as a figure looms over you, admiring your sleeping figure.
The familiar voice of Pest makes you even sleepier, you can hear his smile while he talks, his voice calming your body down into the mattress. You can already tell he's been up, for one because he's never up before you, and two, by his hand that caressed your cheek, trying to get you up gently so you could see what he's done.
Your head leans into his touch, letting out a sigh. That is until he moves both hands to your shoulders, grasping onto you tightly before shaking you up, hearing his little giggles after your eyes shoot open.
"Oh there you are! My little ball of sunshine is awake! How're ya feeling? Ready to start the day?"
Theres a moment in between your adrenaline rush and the culture shock of being shaken awake, that you see his eyes, and realize that hes just Pest. Your Pest, trying to bring you out of bed, just so you could begin your day with him.
"I've come up with this new delicacy, purely from my own thought, all for you Babe. 'Breakfast'"
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Can u do meeting and dating headcanons for Pestario "Pest" Vargas from the pest?
Listen, I know Himmel is very obviously a gay stereotype …but *mater voice* I want him.
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filmes-online-facil · 2 years
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Assistir Filme O Peste Online fácil
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Em Miami, o divertido Pestario Vargas (John Leguizamo) está prestes a entrar numa aventura, onde ele terá que ser a presa e, se sobreviver, ele ganhar 50 mil dólares.
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downloadarmy · 2 years
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The Pest
Fast-talking Latino con artist Pestario “Pest” Vargas is the target of Scottish mobsters to whom he owes a considerable debt. Willing to do anything to raise money and avoid severe injury or death, Vargas agrees to a very unusual job — he will be transported to a remote island and hunted by Gustav Shank, a racist German executive. If he can survive a full day and night, Vargas gets $50,000 and…
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thmadethis · 7 years
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115. Pestario "Pest" Vargas #thepest #johnleguizamo #miami #90s #badmovie #hunting #character #illustration #dailydrawing #taylorhicksart
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slutsandgutscom · 4 years
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The Pest (1997) Fast-talking Latino con artist Pestario "Pest" Vargas is the target of Scottish mobsters to whom he owes a considerable debt. Willing to do anything to raise money and avoid severe injury or death, Vargas agr... #… https://t.co/lr55HfRHK6 pic.twitter.com/jj4rsvz0lB
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The Pest (1997) Fast-talking Latino con artist Pestario "Pest" Vargas is the target of Scottish mobsters to whom he owes a considerable debt. Willing to do anything to raise money and avoid severe injury or death, Vargas agr... #… https://t.co/lr55HfRHK6 https://t.co/jj4rsvz0lB View On Twitter!
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ivanzplaid · 10 months
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Masterlist
Slashers
Saw
Lawrence Gordon
Amanda Young
John Kramer
Peter Strahm
Mark Hoffman
House of 1000 Corpses
Otis Driftwood
Baby Firefly
My Bloody Valentine
Harry Warden
31
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Candyman
Daniel Robitaille/Candyman
The Boy
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Black Christmas
Billy Lenz
Professor Gelson
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Terrifier
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Patrick Bateman
The Purge
Leo Barnes
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Chucky
Tiffany Valentine
Charles Lee Ray
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John Leguizamo Characters
Tybalt Capulet
Jimmy Martinez 'Mr. Scrooge'
George Dìaz
Pestario 'Pest' Vargas
Bullet Train
The White Death
Total Drama Island
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ivanzplaid · 1 year
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John Leguizamo Characters
George Díaz
✰ Male Co-Star & Confessions
✰ Dating Headcanons
Jimmy Martinez ( Mr. Scrooge )
✰ Dearest Hostage of Mine
✰ S/o Into Predator/Prey Play
✰ Valentine's Love
Pestario 'Pest' Vargas
✰ Valentine's Love
Tybalt Capulet
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