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shawn dating a brown girl pt 1 - language
this concept has been on my mind for so long as a pakistani american. i love learning about my loved one’s cultures and i started wondering what that would look like with shawn but uhhhh didn’t have the motivation or energy to put it into an actual fic lol so i think im just gonna do a bunch of bullet point lists about the concept. so yeah idk here are my rambling thoughts about speaking urdu (or whatever language u speak) around shawn
he knows ur bilingual but it doesnt come up for a while
but a few dates in finally does
maybe he overhears a phone call with your family
or he hears a song in ur car that he really likes but cant understand
(you translate it for him and he quickly stops paying attention to the meaning bc he just wants to listen to you)
but after that he starts to pick up on things more
he strains to hear your voice when you take a call from your mom in the other room and he loves the way you blend the two languages together so naturally
he loves it so much that one time he even asks you to talk dirty to him in bed. in urdu.
and you have to stop whatever you’re doing because you’re laughing so hard ur crying
and he cant figure out why because he thinks it sounds hot but all you can hear is your mom and dad and fobby cousins and every auntie you’ve ever met because no matter how beautiful the language is, you just cant make it sound sexy
maybe its the internalized racism but thats besides the point
he should probably feel embarrassed by you laughing in his face with his dick in ur hand but honestly it’s pretty funny to him too
you finally start teaching him a few words here and there
it starts with food terms because to this day you still sometimes have to ask your mom what the english word for dhanya (coriander lmfao) is no matter how good of a cook and an english speaker u are
his favorite thing tho is once you’ve gotten really comfortable around him, ur urdu starts slipping into every day interactions
(not like “oh i forget to switch sometimes ha ha ha #bilingual” bc it really aint like that yall smh)
but like
a “kya?” (what?) or “hain?” (huh?) or “ya Allah, ek minute!” (god, one minute!) here and there (because that’s what’s natural to you and you have faith in his ability to figure out context clues)
and when he’s upset and you reach for him asking “kya hua?” (what happened?) while pulling his head to your chest, he immediately feels safe
but also when you’re annoyed with him you’ve taken to calling him “ullu ka pattha”
and “colonizer”
he has to ask your best friend what the first one means and they laugh at him (literally translates to “son of an owl” but it basically means fool or idiot)
the second one just makes him give you a Look but like. he can’t really fight you on it.
sometimes you’ll call him “laddoo” (its a dessert lol) or “jaanu” (darling or my love i guess??) and you’re obviously teasing but he goes full baby mode he loves that overly sweet shit
he goes off and looks up terms of endearment too and you’ll never tell him but hearing his gora ass call you “meri jaan” (my love, my life, my heart, etc) kinda does make your heart skip a beat
of course he’s a huge cheese ball and learns how to say “main tum se pyaar karta hoon” (I love you)
you definitely laugh at him. but you say it right back.
#this is more for me than anything else lmao#but hey why not tag it#not enough shawn x poc content on here#shawn mendes fic#shawn mendes fanfic#shawn mendes imagine#shawn mendes blurb#shawn mendes fanfiction#shawn mendes au#shawn mendes bp#shawn mendes series#my writing
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I haven’t gotten into Red Dead Redemption yet, but I’ve heard nothing but great things. What do you like about it?
oooh I like SO MANY THINGS
so my favorite aspect of any video game is 1. pick plants make soup 2. character customization
red dead offers both of these gameplay aspects in all of their glory while also being a great story and good characters and in my opinion one of the better rockstar gameplay experiences
also
H O R S E
u get like 4 horses and u can love them dearly and name them and buy them saddles and brush them and feed them
and you can feed your arthur and give him a tum tum and dress him up in any clothes u want and cut his hair and shave his beard and then you ride off into the beautiful landscape to pick flowers and hunt amimals to cook even more food to feed ur arthur and then you get a bunch of siblings/girlfriends/boyfriends depending on how you wanna jam
im a collector/completionist type so all of the collectibles and challenges are super fun! and the companion characters are SUPER well written and i would argue sadie adler is the best female character in any video game ever but i havent played too many so im not an authority
the story is like a whole nother essay about character choice and pacing and character and themes and voice and just UGH but i will warn you it is very sad and i still cry to this day about cowboy game
anyways the game is 11/10 for experience 8/10 for gameplay 11/10 for story 7/10 pick plant make soup 10/10 customization 10/10 h o r s e
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Don’t mind the url that’s my main. It’s jellicle-ho here. 💓💝���️💚💖💗
I don't mind at all! ur kicking off my ask game here <333
💓 - My favourite kitten
Jemima!! she's so cute and sweet...... I love how u can see her doing random soumersalts in the background and I love how gentle her voice is and the make up on her is fantastic...... baby
I also love Etcetera! She makes me laugh
💝 - How long have I been watching / into cats
Since I was 4? or 5? years old! I saw it on VHS and then eventually got the DVD when they rose in popularity! I was instantly in love and watched it EVERYDAY!! I went as Mistoffelees for halloween 2 years in a row too! and I used to take dance classes and practically begged my teacher to let me do a tap dance to his song!! She let me since she was a big fan too!!! I've seen it live about 4 times too! I've only recently re-kindled my love for it as the movie came out! But I've loved cats for about 15 years now and I don't think I'll ever be bored of it! Plus the community here is fantastic!
❤️ - Relationship headcanons
I've posted about mine before! But off the top of my head:
Mistoffelees and Tugger are dating
Etcetera is the daughter of Jellylorum
Victoria and Mistoffelees are siblings
Tugger and Munkustrap are brothers (which is canon I believe! it says in the wiki at least?)
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer are twins or Jerrie is her older brother
Mistoffelees is the child of Jennyanydots and Bustopher! (this doesnt have much evidence but I just think its a cute idea!)
Coricopat and Tantomile are twins (canon too I think?)
Macavity is in some way related to Mistoffelees (powers,,,, magic)
Deuteronomy is the father of Tugger and Munkustrap, Mistoffelees merely admires him and isnt related to him
Skimbleshanks is in some way related to Mistoffelees
Tumblebrutus, George and Pouncival are brothers
Alonzo and Mistoffelees are friends but Alonzo is a bad influence
Alonzo and Cassandra............. dating
Plato and Victoria are dating or HAVE dated
Bombalurina, Demeter and Jemima are all sisters
Demeter has pastly been romantically involved with Macavity
💚 - Have I noticed anything others may not have
How Demeter and Grizabella have an unspoken bond. I theorise Macavity is the reason Grizabella is out of the tribe and Demeter had a past with him too. During Grizabellas entrance number if you look closely shes very sympathetic and soft looking until the other cats join in. I think her relations with Macavity were secret. I posted a big theory about it!
I also noticed Mungojerries frighten toward Macavity! But others have picked it up too!
💖 - Favorite adaptation
I have to say 1998! I just have to! It's been with me for 15 or so years and it's very close to my heart (I'm 20!)
However I do like that weird cyberpunk adaptation, the 2016 revival and the singapore?? stage! Just for feral gay Tugger content
💗 - Favorite song
Mungojerrie and Rumpleeeteaaazerrr WE'RE A NOTOOORIOUS COUPLA CATS
This song.......... sparked my love for theatre. That fucking doubly cartwheel. Need I say more? OVERALL this one is my favorite. Also the original recording of Mistoffelees singing it??? playing with little puppets??? fucking ingenius. adorable.
Also! Grizabellas introduction! Powerful vocals from Elaine.
YOUUUU SEEEEEEE THE BORDER OF HER COOOOOAAAAAAT IS TOOOORN AND STAAAAINED WIIIIIITH SAAAAAAND
and the obvious of Rum Tum Tugger, Jennyanydots, Mistoffelees.......... u know........ the ones that made me the gay little theatre lover I am today.
thank u for sending in!!! <333 this was fun !
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Making a megapost about all my kinks so everyone can see bye
1. Swallow cum or take it in the ass/pussy?
Take it in my pussy
Kidding, swallow??
2. Favorite place to cum/be cummed on?
Cum on feet, get cummed on my tum
3. Give or receive oral?
If dick oral, receive, if eating da booty, give
4. Top or bottom?
Top
5. Favorite pet name to be called in bed?
Daddy-o
Alien
Poochie
In that order
6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed?
Babyboy
Babegirl
7. Ass or titties?
bOTH CAN'T PICK ONE THEY'RE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME
8. On the floor or against the wall?
Against the wall
9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of.
Uhhhhhhh........ Aika's lingerie??
10. Body shots?
In the asscheeks
11. Best place to have sex?
On top of my Harley
12. Do you use toys? What kind?
Yeah all kinds
13. Best song to fuck to?
Atm I Feel it Coming by The Weeknd
14. Daddy kink?
Dude
15. Funniest thing to happen during sex?
Smoke on a pipe while someone bounces on ur dick calling u Gandalf The Grey
16. Would you participate in a threesome?
Totally
17. Does pain turn you on?
Sometimes it does
18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
At a swamp
19. Would you sext or send nudes?
Duuuuude
20. Would you eat ass?
I live on that shit
22. Would you wear a collar?
Hell yeah
23. Do you watch porn? What kind?
Yeah all kinds
24. Kinkiest thing you’ve done?
Roasted a lady KIDDIN idk fucked an armpit
25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex.
Just sex
26. Pubes or clean shaven?
I got pubes but as for my partner(s) idc
27. Favorite position?
Roast chicken
28. How loud are you during sex?
So so
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all the sunflower asks bc SUNFLOWERS 🌻
FAGFHAGHJS THATS CHEATING
I love you tho(I’m gonna put this under a read more)
pacino: if you could be any age, what age would you be?uh? I dont know really? tbh I’m probably at my most content rn so like, I’ll stay w 22 thanks
ms. mars: what kind of flower or plant are you?I am a lambs ear I am soft n fluffy n I dont like being cold n wet
goldie: do u wake up early to catch sunrises?well I would if I could but also I dont exist as a human before like 9am at the earliest
maximilian: who is/are your current sunshine/s?SASHI YOU ARE!!!! YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE!!!also Jack my angeland my peach friends light up my life every single day
vanilla ice: are you a plant or an animal person?plants count as animalsidk I love both???? dont make me choose between my children
pastiche: what is your favorite color (include the perfect shade)?GREEN and uh oh gosh like a muted grass green maybe??? also yellow. dodie yellow!!!
red sun: answered
autumn beauty: who is the sun to your sunflower (a person that you look up to)?ummmmmmmmmmidk really?I’m inspired by a lot of people but I dont know if I really ~look up to them~ idk???
moonwalker: do you consider yourself an idealist or a realist? why?fsdghfash I swing wildly between both oh man my head is in the clouds and yet if something is not logical or going to work out then I will just Stop idk I’m a bit everywhere l m a o
valentine: make a playlist (with at least five songs) that reminds you of home?of home? oh manwell I mean home is where I feel safe and so home includes in the arms of my friendshowever I am really bad at playlists and that sort of thingbut uh lets try
Gold Star for Me - dodie and Carrie Hope FletcherNot Alone - Darren CrissWe Are Golden - MikaShine - Vanessa AmorosiCalm - AlchemyLoved and Alive - Jim and the PovolosQuiet - MatildaPretty Girl - Hayley KiyokoDear Happy - dodie and Thomas Sanders
I am aware that this is a weird mix of songs and I probably should listen to them as a playlist before posting this but SHHH
velvet ocean: answered
sungold: are you alright? really?fsfsgad I’m never alrightalthough actually I’m in a weirdly okay place right now? like I’m still a Hot Mess™ but I’m a more put together n content hot mess than I’ve ever been in my life, and I am loved and I am safe and so tbh? I think I’m alright?
teddy bear: what’s the best present that you have ever received?OOOHHH yikes I’ve been given some really really lovely gifts through my life? like I dont know if I could pick one??? but my favourite gifts are the thoughtful ones, like even just the little ones, the ones where you know someone saw it and went “THATS SO YOU” sort of thing, yknow? like you’ve given me things like that heart bath confetti n happy tea infusers n a stimmy wand, and Jack has given me plants and tea, and Maddie gave me a butterfly pillow so I always had a butterfly from her even when she couldnt draw one, and idk I just? I am blessed by people who love me and give me things they know I’ll treasure
sunspot: what’s been bothering you for a while?everything is bothering me alwaysmy lack of income and my shitty internet are both bugging me tho
florenza: post a sunny selfie !!!um I cant figure out how to add a picture omgthis one is the sunniest recent one I can find on my computer tho
goldy double: what is/are the name/s of your pet/s?MAGNUS my little shit of a catalso my strawb plant is call Nellie and my lambs ear is called Soft
sunrich limoncello summer: would u rather live in the ocean or the forest?forest!!!!!!!
mammoth russian: what’s your height? and dream height?I am 165cm or 5′5 and idk I’d be happy with another inch but also I’m not fussed? I like my height I am a good height for cuddling people
little becka: what’s your favorite seed?this is a weird questionof the seeds I’ve planted in my yard my faves were probably the sunflower ones cos they looked really cool
lemon queen: can u bake? what are the pastries that you could bake?I can bake cakes and a few breads and things? but I cant bake pastry? though my friend and I made our own puff pastry once and made chocolatey things. it was a wild ride.
jerusalem artichoke: what do you normally do before sleeping?I HAVE A LONG AND STRUCTURED ROUTINEbut basicallymake tea (chamomile and spiced apple, though I’ve RUN OUT at the moment and coles doesnt sell it and I cant get to a safeway that sells it!!)while that brews, brush teeth, wash face, shake out doonarinse water bottle and fillmake sure window and curtain are opentake tea and pill and climb into bedcall magnusfuck around on phone while drinking teapost goodnight on peachswitch on alarm/sleep tracker appgo hunt down magnusbecome a snuggly buggly bean
willowleaf: what’s your favorite autumn outfit?idk its not autumn yet
rosinweed: who are your favorite people?YOUJack and Maddie and Steph and Michaelamy peach friends
purpledisk: are you living ur dream life? if not, why do u think so?no but I think I’m starting to head in the right direction and honestly if I had enough money I would be able to start it but I DONT
serpentine: what’s your most favorite birthday memory?I think the night of my 21st is one of my favourites like playing cards against humanity with all these people I love from all these different parts of my life? it was a good timebut alsothe time dad crashed the minibus into the westfield carpark height barrier was pretty funny
lakeside: what’s something that you like to do but you cant do it often?anything involving money or leaving the house l m a oidk I love love love going to the beach? but I cant get there v oftenalso rollerblading? I have nowhere to skate
prairie: what are the most beautiful things about your pet/s?THE SOFTEST TUM AND THE CUTEST MEOW
sawtooth: answered
downy/ashy: describe your dream significant other!fghafjs I do not knowtbh I would ideally love to be in a poly triad I feel like that would be so so good for me and for my partnersbut someone snuggly
I am v tired so these weren’t as coherent as I would like but its okay bc I love you
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