i fucking hate summer

pascal eating cockroaches (☠️‼️‼️‼️) with glarn and vidcund hating his dad bc uhmmm bro vidcund hates his entire family i need to know why he has so much hate in his heart

Deserved 😹😹😹😹

the way I know houses heart fell into his ass when he found out Wilson was dating someone

just witnessed a man taking 10 full minutes to roll a cig. women are better than men at everything bye

“To prove your status as a survivor, you must overcome a game that should be all too familiar.”

wu bi in their divorce era is exactly what i wanted him to be oml 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I went to a bar by myself because it do be like that sometimes and I wore one of my Bruce Springsteen tour shirts and they played Hungry Heart at last call after playing sadboi acoustic BS for an hour and I-

NOOOO ❌ tumblr ads stop showing me the woman with huge soft lookin tits SSTOP 🚫 STop! !!

🛑 STOP 🛑

awww puppy wants to hump the floor little a little bitch in heat? Wanna feel the toy wreck your pathetic little boycunny? Hmmm.... I don't know, puppy.... have you earned it?

-🌱

pup has beeen suucchh a gooodd booy prommyy prommy prommyyy ♡♡♡ Pupppyy can always be better though!!! I want to feeeel the tooyy wreck my boypussyyy to thrustt in n ouutt from humpingt the floor like a mutt in heeatt bc thsts all i am!! ♡♡ a patheticcc desperate puppyyt that needs its holesss stuff so so bad its fuckingg its own chew toyy and droolijgg all over the hardwooodd floor bc itss brain is foggyyy n barkingg n nmeeedding more plsease oleasee let puppy humpp 🥺🥺🥺 ♡♡♡

+through gritted teeth* Sonic isn't patheticcc!!! He's cool and and could never do wronggg ever grr

< literally made a pathetic fail dad sonic au

I keep seeing posts about disrespectful fans outing anonymous band collectives or tweeting that they're ugly and I am so baffled by that because when I become a fan of people, my brain turns to mush, the only thought it can form is ;;; how baddd i want to su c ck the limfe outta their belly button,,. and how i would let 'em k ill me by sitting on me face .... ... an d if they asked anytthing of me i would get on ., the floor to do it ..,, and i wuld sob like a patheticcc wet dog ..,and i willl consume everythang they produce like it is the cure for allllll diseasesz. how do these ppl think i will never understnad yuo!!!!!!

and my sister said something really fucked up to me the other day too so I can't trust either of them and my brother is always on my ass about how much of a fucking failure I am OK we get ittttt they're always making me cry this is so patheticcc

they're really like OOH HOPPER WHAT'S YOUR FITNESS PLAN AND HE'S JUST LIKE "gulag".

lol trying to get the tumblr girls to fuck you again? patheticcc

yeah obviously, @blissmontage I've been called out, it has all been a ruse to get you in my bed from across an ocean 🤷🏻‍♂️ Tumblr girls, like this ask to fuck me and prove that anon wrong!

It'd the same anon saying that stiff over and over. Not to be weird or anything but I tried to track them and it was the same location everytime. LMFAOAOA that girl is patheticcc

girl HOW? 😭 okay my lil private investigator 🥰

patheticcc

may I know some new Clay facts? Claig if we're feeling spicy 👀

Clay facts!! Sure thing!! Clay has an interest in human anatomy, but specifically the gross fucked up things they have that unicorns don’t like organs and blood and death but especiallyyyy bones, Clay has a theory that humans love harder and more passionately because of their mortality, and in a way that theory might be true? Just because unicorns tend to be more casual when it comes to relationships and sometimes only really make things ‘dramatic’ for the fun of it if that makes sense lmaooo 😭 (life’s too long to get hung up on breakups sometimes jaja) Because of this Clay has an equal interest of both super grotesque documentaries and horror films, AND romantic comedies and cute romance dramas and stuff! (Though the lovey dovey stuff is usually watched with Mikey… no one else is really willing to watch that other stuff with Clay LMAO)

stuff I mentioned before but I think is fun to say just incase others aren’t aware: Clay collects human bones, but doesn’t realize the ones Mikey has been getting for the collection are absolutely fake; has had the most form changes asides from Hev and struggles pretty heavily with dysphoria because Clays feelings are pretty complex when it comes to gender and the ´base form’ Clays body has currently been taking, kinda has a bit of a crush on Craig, still unsure if it’s one of those “I really want to be close friends with this poor guy :-( ” type of deals or a “ohhhh this guy is soooo sad and patheticcc ohhhhh I wanna kiss him soooo bad” type of thing JAJAJA. Clay is sensitive to loud noises and super bright colors which is why usually you’ll see Clay on the phone, either scrolling through social media or playing like a super chill game (probably one of those like match 3 games or tamagotchi types that involves taking care of a little creature :-]<3) Clay draws a heart on the cheek every morning, and does a super extensive skin care routine at night, it’s pretty useless cause unicorns don’t really get acne but Clay likes the way it feels jaja. Takes the equivalent of unicorn anxiety medication and has gotten pretty good at hiding most of the little stimming habits Clay has (has def gotten some looks about it in the past so only really does it freely when alone with Mikey :-] <3) Clay and Mikey used to look quite alike, but as they both spent more time maturing and developing their own interests and opinions they slowly began to look less and less alike! Before it was very clear they had a little twin thing going on but now they usually have to tell other unicorns they’re “magic related” siblings if they don’t figure it out on their own lol. The spells/magic Clay knows (small scale) are: transformation, illusion, translation, telekinesis, and have also been trying to learn ´thought messaging´ to talk to Mikey when in loud social situations!

But yeah! That’s all I have for now but honestly if you all have any specific little thoughts or ideas about my funny guys I am alwayysssss game to hear it :-] no matter how small jaja <3