#ONCE it was a woman. may 2020. veg section of the grocery store. called her boyfriend over to tell him 'SHE is a PREQUEL fan' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bedlamsbard · 11 months

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why am I still giving off “talk to me about Star Wars” vibes. why is this always happening to me. what god did I piss off. also WHY does it always happen with the most generic SW shirt possible, it’s happened like four times with this one t-shirt alone.

(normally I know better than to wear a SW shirt out of the house because FOR SOME REASON I attract Men Who Want To Talk About Star Wars, but I wasn’t expecting to go anywhere today. also no I didn’t destash all my SW shirts, this is like 3/4 of my t-shirt collection and no one wants old t-shirts.)

#your girl #this has happened to me so many times #the worst is still the guy who tried to give me homework #who might have also been the same guy who didn't believe I was a real sw fan until I said I'd been to star wars celebration LONDON #(orlando didn't count for him because it's so close to georgia)#not to be confused with the other guy who told me how much he hated rey and the st #or some of the others. so many. it's happened so many times. I have resting bitch face but it doesn't work on sw men.#ONCE it was a woman. may 2020. veg section of the grocery store. called her boyfriend over to tell him 'SHE is a PREQUEL fan'#the boyfriend apologized to me

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