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#Noah Schmidt bbp
gouthepro · 3 years
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Stuff I've said as stuff my Bakugan kins would say
Noah: Ew formalities *fake vomiting noises*
Dan: hEY I'M NOT THAT SMART- I MEAN STUPID I-
Noah: JULIA YOU BITCH-
Noah: Wow my eyebags are the colours of a bi flag- even my lack of sleep knows I'm bi
Ajit: Hey I gotta admit soemthing... I lied earlier when I said I was sad about a fanfic, I was actually sad because of what happened in the group chat.
Dan: Yeah, I remember but I'm not sure what you mean-
Noah: It's basically just me being pure evil, I'm annoying Julia so it's worth it.
Noah: Say the f-word around me and I will fucking scream, f-word = formalities.
Ajit: If you're going to "Yeet me off a bridge" at least yeet me off a different bridge to the one you yeet them from.
Noah: Hhhhh I hate having to learn an instrument. My parents are always yelling at me to practice it, I asked to quit like four years ago, but they never listen because apparently I'll regret quitting it in the future if I give up like B R U H-
Noah: To be honest I just ran away from the teacher trying to put me in detention. Bitch I was two minutes late I'm not doing a twenty five minute detention for that.
Noah: Lmao I just passed people who look like they're from a posh school, while I'm just in my Danganronpa hoodie and shorts. They're in a grey blazer with a red and blue striped tie, ugh formal.
Dan: Ok I'll just walk up to some random dude and ask for help finding the pastry.
Dan: SHISNDKMSJS YEAH WALKING INTO WALLS IS MY SPECIALTY!
Noah: Setting fire to the food tech kitchen? *points at him, Julia, Paul and Felix* Yeah we'd do that.
Dan: Idk at least that's what the homework website says, I wasn't paying attention to the teacher in class.
Ajit: The place where a needle was viciously stabbed into my flesh hurts like hell.
Dan: I sAID I'M SORRY OKAY-
Noah: Wake up? Me? Nah I think I'll just stay asleep.
Ajit, Dan or Noah: HELL YEAH! LET'S ACTUALLY DO THAT SOMETIME! COMMIT ARSON!
Noah: Oh yeah Julia I said I'd send an image of Paul half yeeted into a pool right-?
Dan: Not typically a question I like to know the answer to on a Sunday night but I'll check.
Ajit: Listening to music can help?
Ajit: BRICK COLOUR-!
Noah: Paul stop rickrolling me.
Noah: Your braincell? Ah well sorry but it's my target for assassination, it's gonna have to die.
Dan: I might do that in a minute but I'm raiding the kitchen.
Noah: Sitting in the kitchen with a hot chocolate trying not to punch my dad.
Noah: We just got a spam call lmfao. They were all like "We understand you're the CEO of the Schmidt corporation" I told them no and they just- "Well thank you for your time-"
Noah: I'm gonna shut up about people getting posessed now-
Noah: Youtube just asked me if the video is "made for kids" it has people getting posessed in it what do you think youtube?
Ajit: I know it's not me she meant because I'm not called Dan and I actully helped clear up and I helped remove things from the ovens.
Ajit: This is why we let me get things out of the oven. Otherwise the cookies end up on the floor like Dan's did.
Dan or Ajit: DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN CALL ME OUT ON IT? WHO GAVE THEM PERMISSION TO FIND OUT AND EXPOSE THAT?!
Ajit: Just casually pirates TPN online, it's free unless viruses come with a price.
Noah: Why the fuck is the headteacher such a control freak though-
Ajit, Dan or Noah: Note to self, do not drink boiling water at midnight. It results in burnt tounge.
Noah: Lol yeah Shun is cute.
Ajit or Noah: Holy hell is it two am already? My insomnia prevented me from realising.
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gouthepro · 3 years
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Just gonna post this wholesome boy and then leave.
nothing else matters except that I'm the first person to post a picture of Noah on this website :)
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