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2. Are there any plot tropes you are sick of/refuse to RP? If so, what are they and why?

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Questions Often Left Unanswered: Mun Edition [Accepting]

2. Are there any plot tropes you are sick of/refuse to RP? If so, what are they and why?

Reminder that this isn’t aimed at anyone in specific, these are just my views on the matter.

I am sick of:

Redeeming arcs for villains/muses who aren’t good. Whatever happened to those who just don’t have the chance to step back?? Or don’t want to?? (hint: my Lance);

Very young children getting away with everything/fixing everything/everyone bowes down to the young kid and excuse them bc: ‘they’re just a child uou’ (If I tell you that my muse doesn’t like young kids/toddlers, that isn’t an invitation for your muse to ‘try’ and change that bc ‘uwu MY child is special’).;

ThErE cAn’T bE cOnFrOnTaTiOn/dIsAgReEmEnT BeTwEeN oUr MuSeS, my soft boi can’t handle it uwu he GON CRY (Hey do u know what make stories good? Confrontation/Disagreements between the characters);

UWU SOFT DEPWESSED GAY BOI HERE UWWWWWUWUWUUWUWUWUUW HE NEED PWOTECTIONNNNN UWU HE SO SAD ALEXA PLAY DEPWESSION KAWAII CHAN >W

Everyone giving some kind of mental disorder to their muses, bc apparently it is fun AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE IT. And if u don’t then ur white cis gender ableist manspreading uwu (I have already discussed in the past how pissed off I get, at the way most people seem to treat this subject).

MY MUSE FELL AND CAN’T GET UP SO HE GON DIE UWU POWERFUL ANGST RIGHT HERE. (This………This isn’t how angst works……….)

I refuse to rp:

Family relationships with the muses that want NOTHING to do with it. (Unless I have agreed to it, otherwise don’t do this. It doesn’t matter if my muse is a child or an elderly one, your muse won’t start acting like their parent/grandparent just bc you find it “cute”. This is just forcing an unwanted shipping, stop that.)

‘My muse is gonna fix yours up uwu it is gonna be so epic/romantic uwu’

(REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

NOT PROBLEMATIC PLOTS, EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINES AND SMILES. EVERYTHING GOES SMOOTHLY AND PERFECT.

Since my muse has defeated yours- it means that mine gets to do whatever they want to and yours can’t do shit about it uwu

#thank you for the ask!#Would you like some salt in your tea?#THAT'S A LOT OF SALT #mercenaryrocket

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unintelligibleclarity · 7 years

Conversation

I LOVE my conversations with people

8:42 AM - H o o d B a n d o: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

8:43 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: reee

8:43 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: indeed

8:43 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: do you take the short bus?

8:43 AM - H o o d B a n d o: yeah

8:43 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: me too

8:43 AM - H o o d B a n d o: i ride with the midgets

8:43 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: its okay mijo

8:43 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: better than the LONG bus

8:43 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: if you ask me

8:43 AM - H o o d B a n d o: i wouldn't want a long bus up my ass either

8:44 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: haha

8:44 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: smart ass

8:44 AM - H o o d B a n d o: lol

8:44 AM - H o o d B a n d o: i close on my house in a month

8:44 AM - H o o d B a n d o: i'm excited

8:44 AM - H o o d B a n d o: yet nervous.

8:45 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: itll be fine

8:45 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: whats to worry about

8:45 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: im excited for you

8:45 AM - H o o d B a n d o: affording tings.

8:46 AM - H o o d B a n d o: things

8:46 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: you afford things now, no?

8:47 AM - H o o d B a n d o: yeah but this house is bigger

8:47 AM - H o o d B a n d o: utilities are gonna cost more

8:47 AM - H o o d B a n d o: plus the cost of the mortgage is more expensive than what i was paying for rent.

8:49 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: youll make your way

8:49 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: dont worry

8:49 AM - H o o d B a n d o: i'll make your mom's way

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: bet you would

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: if thats what you wanted

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: its a choice you see

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: you choose

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: you choose wisely my friend

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: dont fret

8:50 AM - H o o d B a n d o: lolz

8:50 AM - H o o d B a n d o: are your parents still together

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: yes

8:50 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: well, see I have 2 dads

8:51 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: one mom

8:51 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: so...

8:51 AM - H o o d B a n d o: wat

8:51 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: my biological parents are separated

8:51 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: but I love them nonetheless

8:51 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: my mom is with.. what youd call my "step," father

8:51 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: but he's been nothing but a dad to me

8:52 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: so I guess it depends on who youre asking

8:52 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: how* youre asking

8:52 AM - H o o d B a n d o: do they both fight occasionally for the supreme title of father.

8:52 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: no

8:52 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: not at all

8:52 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: they both have a respect and understand for who my "father," is

8:52 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: they party together

8:52 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: actually...

8:53 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: the only problem they ever have is in regards to my mother

8:53 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: go figure

8:53 AM - H o o d B a n d o: yeah i guess you damn women are pretty complicated

8:54 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: hahaha

8:54 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: YASSS

8:54 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: indeed, I couldnt disagree

8:54 AM - H o o d B a n d o: you weirdos

8:54 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: sure, call me what you want

8:54 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: I prefer the term blessed

8:54 AM - H o o d B a n d o: w-e-i-r-d-o

8:54 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: perspective though..

8:55 AM - H o o d B a n d o: you have to carry a kid for 9 months, you earn less money than i do and you bleed once a month

8:55 AM - H o o d B a n d o: how the fuck is that blessed

8:55 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: wait...

8:55 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: hold up

8:55 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: most of that is a choice

8:55 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: though I do not enjoy the bleeding

8:55 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: the rest..

8:55 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: YOURE WELCOME

8:55 AM - H o o d B a n d o: i'm talking about the wage gap nigga

8:55 AM - H o o d B a n d o: WAGE GAP.

8:55 AM - H o o d B a n d o: YOU EARN LESS CUS U GOT A VAGINA

8:56 AM - H o o d B a n d o: if i came to your hospital or care home or wherever you're a nurse at i'd earn more than you

8:56 AM - H o o d B a n d o: because i'm a man

8:56 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: well.. thats only temporary

8:56 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: and its pretty bias if you ask me

8:56 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: I wont deny it, nonetheless

8:56 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: it makes me feel...

8:56 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: like I want to GO HARDER

8:56 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: ya know

8:57 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: "anything you can do, I can do better"

8:57 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: type shit

8:58 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: so I thank you

8:58 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: for the motivation

8:58 AM - H o o d B a n d o: work hard

8:58 AM - H o o d B a n d o: work fucking hard m8

8:58 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: party harder

8:59 AM - H o o d B a n d o: i'm having pizza today

8:59 AM - H o o d B a n d o: party nigga

8:59 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: and you remember that shit... next time a bitch is shoving a tube down your throat

8:59 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: the other shit

9:00 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: pizza...

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9:01 AM - H o o d B a n d o: good thing i don't have tubes down my throat often

9:01 AM - H o o d B a n d o: lol

9:01 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: only when it counts!

9:01 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: meaning when youre dying

9:01 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: or puking up your fucking guts

9:02 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: or you feel like you cant breathe

9:02 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: than... it matters

9:03 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: listen as a weirdo.. I have to give you some perspective on things, simpleton

9:03 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: youve done knocked the lady up... a couple times... bought a house with the gal

9:03 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: youre gonna have to put a ring on it soon

9:03 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: time is ticking

9:03 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: simpleton

9:05 AM - Her Majesty the Queen: do you feel the pressure?

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