[food] Tiny Mouse Eat Pizza 2023 Photo by IncognitoShrunkenDude

unfortunate

plate: MOUSEGRL

Customer: I'm a girl and i love mice

DMV: THE CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT TOOK ONE SINGLE WORD TO TURN IT HORNY. COULDA BEEN A NORMAL CUTE LICENSE PLATE. COULDA TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD & CONJURED A DELIGHTFUL IMAGE OF A MOUSE DRIVING A LITTLE CAR. BUT YOU HAD TO SAY "MOUSEGIRL" AND NOT "MOUSE." DON'T PRETEND THIS ISN'T WHAT'S GOING ON EITHER I KNOW THE SCORE I KNOW WHAT'S UP. I'M FAMILIAR WITH THIS SORT OF SEMANTIC TRICK. YOU WANT TO FUCK DOWN ON AN ANIME GIRL WITH CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A RODENT AND EVERYONE'S GOTTA KNOW.

Verdict: DENIED

I hope everyone is having a mice day

Flaxenne for Mousegirl Monday <3

Got her from nerochii on da :3

mouse earring

People on here were talking about mousegirls, so I offer you a ditzy 80's mall rat!

Some Layla stuff

I <3 mousegirls

You bring a mousegirl over to your place, and she’s super self-conscious about the fact that she’s old-fashioned and needs to be plugged directly into a USB port to function and isn’t modern and wireless, and she’s just so happy and relieved when you tell her that you prefer wired mousegirls and are glad that you don’t have to worry about batteries and keeping track of easy-to-lose dongles and pairing them with their associated mice, etc.

(Not that you’re judging wireless mousegirls – they can’t help how Logitech made ‘em – but you do have preferences.)

(Really, maybe the first person would be more appropriate than the second person here.)

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Got some super cute new art by Box-cat on FA!

overall i think the whole "adding -girl makes something sexual" thing is dumb but there is one edge case where it's true

this is a mouse hole

this is a mousegirl hole

Mousegirl Monday 1-8

Helianthus enjoying a cup of tea. I got Helianthus from stephpollito on da. Helianthus uses she/her and he/him.

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