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capnsoapy · 10 minutes
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Family Recipe
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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work
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capnsoapy · 2 hours
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I got a copy of a volume of Venus Infers; a leatherdyke quarterly from Abebooks and there are a lot of fun and interesting parts but I think my favourite is actually the personal ads purely because
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You have 'em—I want 'em
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capnsoapy · 3 hours
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Sounds like you're being trolled by Guy Richie era Madonna.
I'm not Catholic so I'll have to take your word for it
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capnsoapy · 4 hours
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Like, on the one hand this piece is gorgeous (Piotr Dura knows how to do a full art land), and the nature of the piece makes it a lot more condusive to a panorama that the Lord of the Rings battle scenes when you look at the individual cards
but also, this is the cycle of enemy colour pairs. and they're the fast dual lands.
it's a train heist for the fast enemies which is just. so stupid and also perfect
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capnsoapy · 21 hours
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Another yummy tummy pic 💞 we are blessed, you’re so precious
worlds #1 most fuckable puppydog confirmed????
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capnsoapy · 22 hours
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really loving the juxtaposition of "washroom" and "bloke" also. pick a side of the atlantic 🙄
stay out of womens washrooms please you bloke
b-but i like to jaerk off in there....
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capnsoapy · 23 hours
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The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!
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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale
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everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)
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capnsoapy · 1 day
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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Personally, I think she's biologically 50 years old, but has lived for 130 years. So she's 130 imo. But it's a matter of opinion because it doesn't make sense.
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More importantly;
At the age of 18, Lucretia set off on the IPRE expedition and was trapped in a timeloop for 100 years. In the twelve years since leaving the loop, she also gave up 20 years of life to a lich.
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capnsoapy · 2 days
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i wish i was a jpeg so [tumblr] users would play with me like dolls.. (sexual)
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Your tummy Tuesday omg 💞
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what the hell... my friends invited me over to hang out but nobody's cocks are hanging out..... what's going on here ...........
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