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monstermaster13 · 1 year
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Title: Dogbitten.
Tagline: The hair of the dog that bit her...now belongs to her. Plot: Paula Abdul just loves dogs, but she finds it odd when one particular dog that visits her dressing room doesn't love her back...the dog bites her and the effects of the bite have strange effects on her, she grows hair on her hands and her face and she starts acting more enthuasiastic than normal, turns out the dog that bit her is a weredog and she is now becoming one too but she has to keep it a secret, just in case Simon might see her in weredog form.
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draculamountain32 · 2 years
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To whoever keeps reposting my stamp, don’t…don’t, I am sorry but it comes across as you coming across as mean and hateful towards me to repost my work and reblog it and screencap everything I say.
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szubidubidu1 · 12 days
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❦ "... 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓾𝓹 𝓼𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓰𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀... "
Tove Jansson "Moominvalley in November" (The Moomins, #9)
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❦ Post inspired by the account : monstermaster13
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jasper-rolls · 2 years
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a warning regarding another user
hey there - something a bit more serious this time unfortunately, as i and some friends of mine have something to get off our chest.
we have been harassed and stalked at length for over 2 years at this point, by a user who goes by monstermaster13 on here and most other websites. i myself have remained mostly quiet about this publicly, only vaguely referring to the events in question on a very occasional basis. we have attempted to report him multiple times to the authorities and moderators of said sites, and have largely received shrugs back, so this is our only other course of action - to directly identify him to others and lay clear how he has acted and treated us during this time.
we have written a document that goes into significantly more detail about the events of the previous two years and why we feel it is necessary to do this - to be clear, we believe he is not only a problem for us, but for others who become targets of his ire over deeply petty reasons, and this is why we would encourage not directly contacting or harassing him over this - just read the document, block him, and move on.
the document can be found here. it's quite a lengthy one since it covers a lot of things, but if you have limited time, the section entitled "The Events" covers our main problems with monstermaster13
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10pMs-Js3kH-0Gt8FvnxVTMw1wF2nnL_Cf--xR-BvK9c/edit?usp=sharing
apologies for the dour tone of this journal - i have a lot of exciting stuff i'm eager to get back to - i would just very much like to get this off my chest and put this problem behind me as soon as possible. if you take the time to read the document, thank you very much.
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anoradraws · 1 year
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I posted 391 times in 2022
That's 268 more posts than 2021!
64 posts created (16%)
327 posts reblogged (84%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@phantomoftheparadise0002
@monstermaster13
@danaykroydislife
@11cleyva
@retrogamingblog2
I tagged 304 of my posts in 2022
Only 22% of my posts had no tags
#pokémon - 80 posts
#pokemon - 70 posts
#dan aykroyd - 57 posts
#gengar - 50 posts
#bulbasaur - 36 posts
#guzma - 36 posts
#ghostbusters - 34 posts
#team skull - 30 posts
#ray stantz - 25 posts
#sun and moon - 22 posts
Longest Tag: 106 characters
#occasionally i like to tease my mother with an ouija board because of her own personal experience with it.
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Random meme I put together of how I got into this whole Guzma fandom lately.
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💘Heartthrob💘
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I think my heart just stopped😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Couldn’t help myself; I’m just so proud of how this bad boy turned out! You want to see the original, check out my deviantart!
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My #1 post of 2022
Stole this from Facebook. 🤣🤣🤣
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spook-central · 3 years
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Yo i saw you reblog some of nathan/monstermaster13's stuff and wanted to warn you. On deviantart under the same username, he posts Dan Aykroyd transformation fetish fics, along with having a character that turns into John Belushi that he uses to rant about. Plus a ton more questionable stuff
I know nothing about that and I’m also not on that site and I kinda just wanna keep it that way, I’m here for fun and Dan content and I just reblog things that appeal to me. I have no personal stake in anything.
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mr-wormy · 4 years
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Vampire Louis! Credit to @monstermaster13 for giving me the idea.
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monstermaster13 · 1 month
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Brotherhood of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds
NOTE: This is the third part of the ‘Dum Dum’ Were-aykroyd saga and comes after ‘The Dum Dum Plague Begins’ and is before ‘Corey and Oats and The Case of the Dum Dum Cookies’, ‘Invasion of the Dum Dums’ and ‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums’ and it leads up to the Dum Spirit saga and contains body horror elements and transformations and Aykroydifcation, do not read if you don’t like the content.
Previously Nathan had been turned into a dum dum were-aykroyd as part of Vic Frohmeyer’s plan and the whole town of Oakendale, or rather his version of it had been affected by a dum dum plague that Aykroydized them as well. But now everyone’s favorite duo and Mel had been summoned to help sort out the situation and they had a plan they were going to work on.
Corey, Oats and Mel were in this universe’s version of their Nile Road house keeping an eye out for dum dum were-aykroyds, so far none of Mel’s housemates had been turned into dum dum were-aykroyds as it hadn’t gotten to them yet. Carmela, Maria, Andrea, Jahna, and Belinda were safe and were keeping the room safe. This universe’s take on were-aykroyds was more vast than the ones in their own universe, normally were-aykroyds are intelligent bruisers with psychic abilities and their own adorkable charms but there are different types of were-aykroyds.
Dum dums being one of those many different species of were-aykroyds, these types of were-aykroyds were silly and plus sized and loved food, they even v-logged about it and ate a lot, they were a gluttonous type of were-aykroyd that acted like Homer Simpson and served were-aykroyd masters. These Were-Aykroyds didn’t seem to be harmful or dangerous but still a bit odd, at least to Nathan. Nathan had been in this version of his universe for a while and it was different than his unusual universe, in his universe dm dum were-aykroyds were considered somewhat of a joke but not in this one.
“So let me get this straight, Vic Frohmeyer and his dark were-aykroyds came here?”
“Yes, he and his dark were-aykroyds came to this universe to find me.”
“What do they want with you in this universe?”
“They want to make a dum dum were-aykroyd out of me.”
“You mean those guys are behind the plague?”
The duo decided to head out early in the evening to investigate, they looked out the window and saw what appeared to be multiple dum dum were-aykroyds lumbering around and they looked like they were searching for Nathan. ‘Do these dum dums have anything to do with you, Nate?’ ‘Yes, these dum dums want me. They act like I am one of them.’
Nathan looked over and he saw the dum dum were-aykroyds, all of them looked suitably silly and dum dum. ‘There he is, he shall belong to us.’ ‘What do they mean by that?’ ‘They are the brotherhood of dum dums and they are after me, they want me to join them.’ ‘So are they brothers?’ ‘Yes.’ The dum dum were-aykroyds lumbered after the duo, Mel and Nathan as the duo made their way through the house.
The dum dums made dum dum were-aykroyd noises as they searched for him…’Where is that dum dum?’ ‘Yes, that fellow dum dum must be found.’ Nathan saw what appeared to be someone being corrupted by the dum dum dums and turning into a dum dum were-aykroyd while someone else was just watching. ‘I cannot believe how stupid that person is. When that person says run, the other guy should run, not stand there like an idiot.’ ‘Well, you know maybe they have a fetish for watching other’s transform.’
“Or they’re just typical horror movie characters.”
‘Yeah, that too.”
Corey sighed as he floated down the hallway, Nathan saw the dum dum were-aykroyds coming into the house, and he tried to fend them off but the dum dums broke in. ‘We know you are one of us, dum dum.’ ‘Come and drop your human facade and join us.’ ‘I won’t join you.’ He attempted to run away from them, afraid of what they would do to him as Mel, Corey and Oats followed him.
Eventually he decided to try and investigate it for himself as he followed the duo and Mel through a portal that took them to the home of the dum dums, the home of the dum dum were-aykroyd brotherhood looked like some kind of extravagant manor, which was unusual for a place owned by such slovenly creatures. He knew dum dums were somewhat gluttonous and decadent in terms of tastes, but the fact that the dum dum brotherhood lived in such an elegant abode was surprising to him.
Corey and Oats looked around, seeing artwork depicting plus sized were-aykroyds being worshipped like gods or treated like royalty, but they weren’t sexualized for their weight, instead rather respected. Nathan thought it was oddly elegant for a were-aykroyd abode nonetheless but liked it, as he looked around.
The dum dums invited him to feed and feast with them and he did so, he was able to do so and get along with them, as he did he feasted on several foods the dum dums gave to him, the food didn’t seem to have any effect on him, up until a couple of seconds later when he started feeding on cookies, as he did he started to belch uncontrollably and his hands slowly began to enlarge and grow hair on them, the hair slowly crept up his arms which also began to broaden.
His stomach slowly gurgled and inflated as it pushed against his belt, his belt slowly beginning to unbuckle itself as his stomach gained weight and grew brown hairs on it, causing his shirt to get tighter, he belched a number of times as his shirt buttons puckered and popped off, his torso and chest broadening and swelling and growing hair on it.
He belched loudly as he rubbed his growing stomach, there was something about rubbing his stomach that felt soothing to him, it wasn’t an act of hedonism or anything, he just liked rubbing his belly as it swelled and transformed, his shirt strained even more as it ripped apart, revealing his fattening upperbody. His stomach slowly swelled and pushed against his belt even more as his belt slowly broke apart due to his stomach bursting through it.
Corey and Oats watched as they saw their friend turning into a large Were-aykroyd, and they were shocked at how much he liked it. ‘I am a good dum dum who loves feeding, I love growing and feeding for my master, tee hee!’ ‘Nathan, what is wrong with you?’ ‘I am just being taken over by the dum dum, nothing to worry about.’ ‘Nothing to worry about? You’re ballooning up like in those weight gain stories some weirdos on Furaffinity write!’
Nathan backed away for a bit as he removed his shoes to reveal his enlarging feet, as two of the toes stuck together on both feet, becoming joined at the knuckle and looking webbed, he recounted previous experiences of becoming a were-aykroyd such as encountering another version of himself, having an almost unending hunger one night and coughing up what appeared to be strange ooze and other things he didn't remember eating prior to going to bed, he remembered the odd experience of coughing up dum dum food after he ate it only for said food ooze to reform and turn into a were-aykroyd spawn.
Were-Aykroyd spawn or ‘dum dum were-aykroyd’ spawn are strange miniature were-aykroyds that are spawned by a were-aykroyd in a number of ways, and Nathan remembered what the one he encountered looked like, a small weird looking were-aykroyd. Nathan gasped as his rear swelled and swelled, his legs thickening with fat as loud farts emitted from his behind as he shot up to 6’1 while his back and shoulders broadened. ‘Ooops, silly me, I am so dum dum I forget I am gassy, tee hee!’ ‘Nathan, this isn’t you.’ ‘I am sorry, I cannot control the were-aykroyd within me, he feels so stupid and silly.’
The duo tried their best to help Nathan suppress his were-aykroydian instincts while also helping him out, he looked over at them as his hair lengthened and darkened, the hunger was influencing him as he started to think about feeding, and he began to feed from the fridge, eating every single food item in the fridge and belching loudly, it was clear the ravenous hunger of this growing were-aykroyd was taking over more than slightly.
‘Can you control yourself?’ ‘Sometimes, sometimes I cannot.’ ‘Is this new dum dum body to yours confusing?’ ‘Very much so, yes…it feels very alien.’ He chuckled as he felt his body and his neck slowly began to swell with fat as his forehead elevated and his eyebrows thickened, his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green as his nose broadened and developed a cleft.
Corey looked over at the other dum dum were-aykroyds…’Whatever you are doing, stop it, you are harming our friend.’ ‘He belongs to us, he is a dum dum just like us, and he is a good dum dum.’ ‘But he is our friend, you cannot make a dum dum out of our pal!’
The duo charged toward the dum dums and used their powers to fend them off as Mel used magic, Nathan felt his face as it plumped up and his face slowly shifted to resemble Dan Aykroyd’s own. ‘Hee hee, my master loves to feed me! I love to grow and feed, tee hee!’ ‘Snap out of it Nathan.’ ‘I’m sorry, I cannot help myself. The dum dum is taking over me.’
Nathan moaned as his voice deepened and contorted, sounding Aykroydian in pitch and in nature, making him sound like he was Dan Aykroyd but he also took on some goofy and silly mannerisms as he felt more like he was one of them, he loved to grow and feed and transform, he loved his ‘master’. ‘My master makes me happy, he says I am a good dum dum who always listens, no thoughts up there, just happy dum dum thoughts!’
He groaned as his intelligence slowly slipped away a little and his personality shifted further, his memories shifting to make him think that he was a fat dum dum were-aykroyd who existed to live for his master, but he didn’t lose his mind completely, more explosive were-aykroyd farts emitted from his rear as he let more and more of them rip.
Oats covered his nose and muzzle with his hands, to keep himself from being affected by the were-aykroyd farts, luckily he didn’t get affected by them and neither did Corey as the two of them saw Nathan’s Aykroyd character siblings who had helped summon them to this universe in the first place, who helped them with their plan.
Meanwhile some of Vic Frohmeyer’s dark were-aykroyd minions had been watching and were about to get Nathan when Mel did battle with them, she asked Nathan how they got to his universe. Nathan explained that Frohmeyer and the dark were-aykroyds must have found their way into this universe or they have counterparts in this universe.
Corey was a bit perplexed about the dum dums..’If the dum dums were so comically silly, how are they able to break through doors like that?’ ‘Don’t underestimate the silly ones, Corey.’ ‘You’re right.’ ‘Those dum dums may look ridiculous and act equally as ridiculous but they are actually quite brainy, no stupid dum dum thoughts.’
Nathan lumbered towards the door…’Looks like you two want to play with the dum dums and play dum dum with me!’ ‘Nathan, remember who you are. You are a human who is cursed to turn into a were-aykroyd, not a dum dum were-aykroyd, well in this universe you are but you are still our friend.’
He snapped out of it as he looked over at them…’Sorry about that, trying to control this dum dum side of mine is a bit a problem.’ ‘I can totally get that, I mean you didn’t ask to be made into a dum dum.’ ‘When I got were-aykroyd powers from Dan himself, I thought I was just going to get cool were-aykroyd powers, I never knew the Aykroydverse in all its variants would be so complicated.’
‘I know, you weren’t told you were going to be a dum dum.’ ‘Indeed, it was definitely something that I never knew would happen because I felt like well dum dum were-aykroyds are a joke.’ ‘At least you didn’t lose your intellect when you turned into one.’ ‘Yeah, that’s a major fear of mine. I don’t want to be one of those too stupid to live were-aykroyds.’ ‘Or too big to move, right?’ ‘Exactly.’
Nathan chuckled to himself as he looked around, he explained that the were-aykroyd dum dum plague was by nature a nocturnal plague that always wore off in the morning and the humans turned back to normal when the sun went back home. Explaining that the plague was one that was spread via belches and farts, and that these dum dums acted quite silly but were actually quite smart.
Corey picked up a lot on what he was being told and he asked Nathan if any foods were the culprit and he pointed out that some cookies could dum dum cookies were what was causing it and he worked on a plan, as the duo headed over to what appear to be a food stand that had all the dum dum foods on sale, Oats gulped and felt a bit worried.
‘It’s a good thing we cannot become dum dums.’ ‘Yes, i’ve got nothing against were-aykroyds but being a stupid one is not something I want to be.’ ‘Agreed there.’ Nathan nodded as they made their way over to the stand and took photos of the evidence before working on a plan to get to the bottom of this case, more than that, the duo had to figure out what the ‘master’s plan was for him too, clearly this master had more in-store for Nathan than making him a mindless minion, because this master seemed unlike the previous masters.
Previous were-aykroyd masters ranged from nurturing, fatherly and caring to being unhinged to being psychotic and controlling, he had so many throughout his run as a were-aykroyd he had lost track of them all and forgotten just how many he had, of course having so many masters and only a few of them stayed around to keep him safe definitely confused him.
Oats offered to assist as he traveled through what appeared to be an area of sorts and he came across a strange series of commercials on the tvs on the window, the commercials showed humans turning into plus sized silly were-aykroyds after eating the cookies. ‘Are those the dum dum cookies that create more dum dums?’ ‘Yes, the dum dum cookies that mutate people into dum dum were-aykroyds.’
Corey kept out of sight as the dum dum were-aykroyd cookie delivery men walked by, looking suitably silly in the process. ‘These guys look so silly.’ ‘I know, that’s their thing.’ ‘That’s why they are called dum dums.’ ‘Come on, let’s investigate further.’
The duo decided to investigate the warehouse where all the dum dum foods and dum dum cookies were being stored and decided an extensive bit of research was needed and so they headed out to investigate further, investigating the warehouse and taking photos of what they had spotted, and they spotted a were-aykroyd spirit.
The were-aykroyd spirit was a dum dum spirit and it was obvious he and the ‘master’ had plans for Nathan, and he didn’t view Nathan as just another human to corrupt into being a dum dum were-aykroyd, the spirit clearly was in need of someone to serve as a host for his power, to make into a dum dum were-aykroyd just like him and he had plans of possessing Nathan.
“The spirit wants to possess you?”
“Yes, that’s what I am getting too.”
Oats nodded and agreed on the plan as he and Corey made their way towards what appeared to be the ‘den’ of the were-aykroyd spirit, a horde of dum dum were-aykroyds lumbered towards them but the duo were able to fight them off and were immune to their powers as they navigated through what happened to be where the spirit was.
Nathan explained how this were-aykroyd encounter was different than all of the previous ones including meeting another version of himself, the times Dan (his were-aykroyd persona) tried to take over him and make him his, and times in which he felt like he was going to go full were-aykroyd, all of these previous experiences differed in comparison to his recent adventures here.
Corey agreed that the universe they were currently in was very strange, it was like their own regular one just with were-aykroyds and he did find it odd that dum dums had more of a prominent role in this universe as opposed to how they were perceived as a comic relief in this universe, he thought dum dum were-aykroyds were very curious but he was even more curious about the spirit, the spirit clearly had one goal in mind (he wanted to possess Nathan and transform him), and thus of course this meant it would likely happen in some way.
The covid microbe and his equine buddy began to delve deeper into the investigation and did some research about what was going on, exploring how exactly the spirit’s plan was going to put into action, he did extensive research on were-aykroyd spirits and how they worked.
Upon the papers that he discovered, he found an ancient book of were-aykroyd lore that had been left from the library and he picked it up and gave it a read, it continued some valuable information about were-aykroyd spirits, where they originated from, what they were like and what they did, as well as the origin and how each of them used their powers.
Another book mentioned a transformation method and how each were-aykroyd spirit was different in terms of relationships with the ‘hosts’, and Corey came to realize that it was through the connections with the host that the spirit had a symbiotic relationship with them. ‘Oh so the hosts and the were-aykroyd spirit possessing them have a symbiotic relationship?’ ‘Yes, most definitely.’ ‘Are were-aykroyd spirits always like this?’ ‘I definitely think they are.’
‘So how does this work?’ ‘The spirit of a were-aykroyd chooses whoever they deem as worthy of possession and the person they possess slowly is turned into a were-aykroyd.’ Nathan nodded, picking up more useful guides about being a were-aykroyd. ‘Thanks Nathan.’ ‘No problem, I thought you could use some more info on the subject.’
Corey examined a guidebook about were-aykroyds, with lots and lots of guides to transforming into a were-aykroyd, he looked around and searched for a means to try and communicate with the spirit of the dum dum were-aykroyd, using a spell to read the spirit’s mind and communicate to him in a telepathic way, the duo explained as they walked around for a bit.
Meanwhile Nathan was adjusting to his body, he was glad he wasn’t forced to waddle like most dum dum were-aykroyds did and that he could just walk like a normal human despite his hugely round body, and he was glad his movements had not been slowed down in the slightest by what he had happened, he had kept his mind and hadn’t become a full dum dum.
His experiences of nearly going full dum dum were-aykroyd were always frightening to him, he felt like he would lose control and become so ravenously hungry that all he could think about was food, then again food was the main thing a were-aykroyd dum dum was driven towards, and he knew that for certain as he looked through the book.
There were Were-Aykroyd transformation spells and ones about how to keep a ‘pet’ were-aykroyd in line, which alarmed him because he thought of it as odd that some were-aykroyd masters called lesser were-aykroyds ‘pets’, not in a slavery context or anything like that, but it sounded like the masters kept these were-aykroyds under their control to corrupt them and make sure they never disagreed with them or disobey them.
The were-aykroyd dum dums had stopped, moving away so Corey could take a closer look. Mel collected some were-aykroyd DNA samples and compared them to Nathan’s…’This will make for some compelling research back at the house’. ‘I definitely think so, and this will help us.’ She gathered some research papers as they all began to work on the next phase of their plan, the duo raced back to this universe’s version of Nile Road and told everyone about the dum dum were-aykroyds that were going around and about the plague.
They explained to Andrea how the plague worked and she helped out by giving them a recipe to a special healing formula they could use on Nathan should he end up going full dum dum were-aykroyd, and they discovered how to use some useful techniques to keep dum dums from getting into the house.
Anglo the anglerfish and Aiyvan the monster both helped Corey with this plan as did Alcina, all the microbial gang members worked on a way to keep the dum dums from breaking into the house as they found a barrier spell to keep the spirit from entering. ‘So this spirit wants to corrupt Nathan into being a dum dum?’ ‘By taking over his body, yes.’ ‘This sounds like a team effort is in order.’ ‘Anglo, do you think you could use your light to guide us through the hallways?’ ‘Sure can, hee hee.’ ‘Aiyido, can you use your all-seeing eye and your eyebeams to help us battle with these dum dums?’ ‘You’ve called upon the right beholder.’
“Good.”
“This universe is a lot more dangerous than our normal one.”
‘Agreed. So we all must be careful.’ Oats added, being the responsible equine that he was he decided to work on building a means of figuring out the dum dums and trying to understand them, Nathan explained that when the dum dums came to his house he couldn’t understand what they were saying. ‘Did they speak any language, you know?’ ‘No, unless you count saying dum dum over and over as a language.’ ‘Oh so they say their names like Pokemon do?’ ‘Kind of, but not really, they made odd noises, I couldn’t exactly understand what the noises were.’
Corey headed into the lounge to do some research on the computer, using Google Maps to pinpoint the location of where the dum dum food supply warehouse was and he began to work on a means to keep the dum dums from getting in the house. After a while, the dum dum were-aykroyd warehouse workers walked off and headed to their homes, this meant they could start work on their plan. Nathan had brought in some of the boxes of dum dum cookies, saying that the cookies had an addictive effect on innocent humans, making them into dum dum were-aykroyds in that manner and explaining how it also made them extremely gassy, he explained his were-aykroyd form was a very large and gassy one and that he couldn’t control himself at times.
“There there, it’s alright.”
“Yeah, it’s perfectly fine.”
“We can do this.”
The duo continued to work on their plan and to make more plans for keeping the dum dum were-aykroyds away, now that most of the dum dum were-aykroyd workers were leaving and going home, they thought it would be the perfect time to work on a plan. They asked for Maria and Belinda’s help and Mel got out all the toys needed to pull off this brilliant operation and means of combating them.
Corey knew that this universe of were-aykroyds was going to be a difficult one to navigate but he was most definitely not afraid, he knew of what he needed to be done and to work on the next part of the plan, using his knowledge of were-aykroyds to help. Mel knew that she would definitely be able to assist too, as she had brought her own world’s expertise into the mix.
“So we are going to work on a master plan to survive in this universe?”
“Yes, this is a difficult universe and we are going to try our best to survive in it.”
This plan was going to be one that both of them had faith in and they really wanted this to work, Nathan was able to look up everything about dum dum were-aykroyds using the computer along with Mel. Corey presented several files on the subject and a website dedicated to were-aykroyd lore, he clicked on an article about dum dum were-aykroyds and their methods, he clicked on a video which showed a dum dum were-aykroyd belching on someone and transforming them into a were-aykroyd like the one who had belched on them.
He found a collection of odd costumes on another page including a kimono, an alien looking robe, a fat suit, and an ornate dress. ‘What is the dress for, some kind of strange ornate ritual involving dancing, or is the were-aykroyd a crossdresser?’ ‘If I have to hazard a guess, there’s one were-aykroyd in need of a bride.’ ‘Do you think that bride could be…’
Mel shook her head…’Oh no, not me. I have a boyfriend.’ ‘Well it cannot be Nathan, he’s male.’ ‘Can a male even become a female were-aykroyd?’ ‘According to this website, yes.’ ‘You’re kidding, you’ve got to be kidding! There is no way a male human can be turned into a female were-aykroyd!’
‘A male human being turned into a were-aykroyd female is possible, according to this. Look at this, a male were-aykroyd holding a ring.’ ‘Do you think the ring is what triggers the transformation?’ Corey thought for a second before examining the site and looking at a were-aykroyd story that was read out to be a story of a human who was turned into a female dum dum were-aykroyd.
‘Possibly.’ ‘Or maybe it’s some kind of special food.’ ‘Look! There’s some kind of collar!’ ‘A collar? Is this some kind of pet ordeal?’ ‘According to the website, the collar is used to alter the behavior of the human to make them more accepting of becoming a were-aykroyd!’ ‘Well that sounds forceful and evil to me! Who would do such a horrible thing to someone?’ ‘Were-aykroyds in this universe apparently do that to some people, especially dum dums.’
“Dum were-aykroyds take humans to their lair?”
“Exactly.”
“So what of were-aykroyd spirits?’ ‘Were-aykroyd spirits can possess humans and sometimes other residents of this universe into becoming were-aykroyds, but don’t worry I don’t think that us microbes can be turned.’ ‘Thank goodness for that!’ replied Sam Sars…’I am a virus microbe, I am supposed to be the one doing the infecting, not being infected myself.’ ‘Exactly!’
‘And i’m a beholder!’ Aiyido added. ‘The only way i’d ever become a were-aykroyd is if I dreamed of being one and well, an Aykroyd/beholder mix would be a most terrifying sight indeed.’ ‘And I am a monster already!’ Aiyvan added to that. ‘What good would being turned into another monster do to me? Look I adore were-aykroyds as much as the next monster but being turned into one in this universe kind of scares me.’ ‘I’m an anglerfish! I cannot be anything else!’ ‘Absolutely.’
‘And well you know me, I am a horse!’ ‘Exactly, even if we did become were-aykroyds we would likely be able to reverse it some way.’ ‘And also, dearest brother, I am a virus microbe as well and cannot be turned!’ Corey explained, working on the rest of his plan.
“Yes, exactly…this plan will work and we will be able to stop the dum dums.”
“Thank goodness! We don’t want to end up like how Nathan nearly did!”
“That’s indeed right, my friend!”
And so the duo spent the next several hours of the night working on their plan and setting up a special security system to keep any intruders out including dum dum were-aykroyds, they walked around and made sure they didn’t get turned by the dum dums and that their home was safe and sound.
Corey gathered up all the information he could about were-aykroyds and were-aykroyd lore, saving all the information he could. Nathan was also helping out, making sure that no one had hacked the computer, luckily unlike the previous time he had been turned into a dum dum were-aykroyd in one of his previous universes, his favorites had not been altered to were-aykroyd centric sites.
Mel of course had sent to an email to this universe’s version of Jill, explaining her situation and what was going on, hoping Jill would understand and of course she most certainly did. ‘Oats, do you think you could help keep a close eye on the place?’ ‘Oh you know i’m more than willing to do that, mommy.’ ‘Good, come on, let’s do this!’
Of course Oats stood by and kept a close eye on the place, making sure that the dum dums didn’t cross his path, being a loyal horse and being very reliable and helpful. He took note of the strange but rather elegant, neatly done and ornate dress that was clearly made for a female were-aykroyd. ‘I know this dress was made for a female were-aykroyd but…hear me out, if this little number was in my size I'd definitely wear it.’ ‘Oh Oatsie!’
Nathan described what the home of the dum dum were-aykroyd brotherhood was like, describing it as rather elegant and decadent, he never expected such a dirty subspecies of were-aykroyd to have such an elegant home but it felt like a hotel or palace when he looked around in it, of course he made note of how unusual kind they were to him as opposed to the previous group of dum dums, his siblings who were all Dan Aykroyd characters helped with this plan and he worked on a method to keep the dum dum transformation from spreading further, Corey of course knew it would take a lot of time to get this plan to come to fruition and he’d need more help so he contacted this universe’s versions of Tarrant Hightop, the Hessian Horseman, Serena, and Tim Burton to help make sense of the situation.
When all the stages of the plan were all planned out, they decided to stop for a bit and rested for the night with Aiyido standing around guarding the place and keeping it safe. Nathan of course tried his best to stay awake ,but fell asleep and was taken to the bedroom by Mel. ‘Try to get some sleep, okay? We have got this, just relax and sleep well.’ ‘I will, thanks.’
Mel kissed him goodnight before laying down with him and the microbes and with the squishmallow squad including Anglo, Anglo diligently watched over the place and made sure the dum dums didn’t enter. Meanwhile Nathan’s Aykroyd character siblings stood guard as well, protecting the place.
Corey and Alcina cuddled closely together as they turned off the lights and had sweet dreams, Aivyan stayed close by to make sure he wouldn’t be gotten by the were-aykroyd dum dums and he comforted the others, all of the family and friends worked together to make sure all would go smoothly.
Meanwhile…the were-aykroyd dum dum spirit was looking through the window and over at Nathan, planning his next move. ‘Yes, that human shall be mine. I shall make him just like me, soon.’ But he was shooed off by Aiyido the beholder, who scared him with a roar and the blast of his eye rays.
By now all the dum dum dum were-aykroyds were gone and this universe’s version of Nile Road was safe, for now at least. Although back at the warehouse that night, Vic Frohmeyer had begun work on trying to corrupt Nathan’s friends into being were-aykroyds to be part of his dark army, and he had plans on going after the microbes next.
Nathan slept through the night peacefully, only having the occasional were-aykroyd related sleep disturbances. When he awoke in the morning, he opened the windows and he saw the sun-rise, when he saw the sunrise he turned back from a dum dum were-aykroyd back into his normal form, he got dressed and said good morning to all the friends and family members before going over to have breakfast in the lounge.
As far as he could see, everything had turned back to normal, at least for the time being, since it was morning, and the dum dum were-aykroyds were nowhere to be seen. So after breakfast they all decided to have a nice relaxing day and to work on the rest on their plan to stop the dum dums so that they would be prepared for the next several nights.
Mel of course used all the information she knew about were-aykroyds to assist them and pinpointed the ‘dum dum moon’ on Nathan’s calendar, which was a lunar event that caused dum dum were-aykroyd transformations and she pinpointed which dates this lunar event would take place on.
The day was an eventful one as they continued to protect this universe’s version of Nile Road and to help Nathan deal with not only the dum dum were-aykroyd plague that happened each night but his own were-aykroyd alter-ego, the were-aykroyd spirit had spotted Nathan and knew that he had picked the perfect host, but he patiently waited for his new ‘host’ before making any moves, and thus this part of the dum dum were-aykroyd saga concludes.
With the conclusion of this part of the saga, the rest of the dum dum saga starts again in this exact same universe, but to read more about that please see the followup stories ‘Corey and Oats in Invasion of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds’ ‘Corey and Oats in the Case of the Dum Dum Cookies’ ‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums’ and also ‘The Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd Spirit’s Newest Host’, for these are the followups to this particular saga.
But more were-aykroyd transformation stories are coming up and even more ones involving Corey and Oats, so stay tuned.
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I was looking up GMTV Continuity videos and I found this one which has a commercial for Haribo in it.  There is a cartoon kid TF at 4:09 and 4:18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-Eh53-VjQ
MonsterMaster13
Wow, dude, I just saw this flagged on my YouTube channel.
Here’s a link to the ad you mentioned-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-Eh53-VjQ
It’s very cool, and I like the TF in it. :D <3 I wonder how many others from Haribo are like this?  Queuing up..
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Would you please unblock me on Deviantart, Twitter and Furaffinity please? What happened wasn't my fault, it was MrDrawingLover's fault for harrassing me over one story that I did. I wouldn't do anything to me, please just unblock me already. If this is about me not telling you how old I was when I was joining the character tf server, i'm in my 20's, I was just too shy to enter it on the server.
for my regular followers: sorry, this is some shit that’s like...completely unrelated to anything you would be aware of. this dude has been harassing me on several other sites and i’ve kind of had it. feel free to skip past this post, or...if you care, ask me for more details, but they’re mostly here
anyway
nathan
i’m gonna clear this up, because you seem to have gotten the completely wrong idea about why i blocked you
i did not block you because i thought you were fatphobic for whatever reason - i’ve never thought that about you and had no reason to. i didn’t block you because of anything mrdrawinglover did, that all came after. the server had nothing to do with it - in fact, as i remember it, we told you that you needed to enter your age, and you left without saying anything. you didn’t have to say it in the server, you could’ve sent a message to the mods and we would have let you in, but frankly i’m glad in the end we didn’t, because the reason i blocked you and have continued to do so was entirely done by your own hand.
the initial reasoning for blocking you was how you acted in the wake of bernadonner no longer wanting to be friends with you and trying to make it at least be a clean break, because you decided instead that you wanted to be vindictive and write creepy stories where you...punish her for that. and don’t pretend those don’t exist because you deleted them or whatever - i saw the tepig one where you use her older username. this isn’t a particularly good way to act, even towards people you hate! it’s deeply creepy and unpleasant. this isn’t how you act when you want people to like you, it sends a message, and the message is “i am vindictive and i will punish you for any perceived slight against myself”. i saw the shit you wrote after she no longer wanted to be friends with you, and i thought, “hm, this guy is kind of weird and creepy. block.” and really, we could’ve just left it there.
but, no, you didn’t want to leave it there, because then you started writing this kind of shit about me and my friends. i saw quron. i saw the rants about me. i saw the weird...fucking, lyrics parodies that did nothing but creep me out. i saw the rants about mrdrawinglover, and the stories you wrote about Definitely Not Him I Swear, and the extended stuff about bernadonner too. i fucking saw you trying to report her to the discord reddit?? what the fuck, dude?? i saw the shit you posted on quora where you re-write the conversations they had with you to make you seem calm and clever and collected while they splutter hypocritically, and i saw the actual conversations they were clearly based on, which really don’t make you look so good, so obviously you’d want to re-write them.
and i know your favourite excuse is “it’s not them because of this minor detail that’s different”, and...man, if you wanna keep believing that excuse for you own sake, then go right ahead, but i’m going to tell you right now: master of subtlety you are not. it is painfully obvious who you are writing about when you write that shit, and it’s not cute either
and that’s enough for a block for life, but then you had to go and rope my boyfriends into it too? acting all simpering and apologetic and trying to butter them up, like they couldn’t just turn to me and ask “hey, what’s the deal with this weird guy?” like i wouldn’t tell them? they have fuck all to do with any of this drama, and i deeply resent that you tried to go around behind my back to them.
i am sick of you trying to evade my blocking you by going to other sites, i’m sick of you trying to harass me and my friends and my boyfriends because you have this fucking unhinged obsession with me. take a fucking hint. stop.
i don’t want to know you, and i don’t want to be friends with you, not when i’ve seen how you treat the people you think are your friends. you’re crying crocodile tears about how sorry and sad you are for what you’ve done, and then maybe a day or so later, if we’re lucky, you keep on being the vindictive little shit you apparently always have been.
that’s why i blocked you, because who would want to be friends with a person like that? i’m fairly sure the only reason anyone deigns to spend time around you is because you hide what an asshole you are from anyone new you meet, re-editing and re-writing and deleting the bad stuff to make you seem like you’ve always been in the right. if anyone cares to ask about the evidence, i have like...plenty of your creepy shit archived and capped. if anyone ever wants to know what a weird little shithead you are, i am flooded with evidence i can show them. you did this to yourself.
don’t talk to me. don’t talk to my boyfriends. don’t talk to my friends. stop contacting us. stop contacting me stop trying to evade blocks, stop trying to act like you’re really sorry when i know you’re going to turn right around and write some other creepy minific that’s Based on a concept, where the concept is me and my friends, and you doing whatever creepy shit you want to do to punish us for daring to slight you.
if you take one lesson from this experience - at the very least, just keep that shit to yourself. like if you have to write it to get it out, then write it, but when you post it publicly, you show your hand as to what a little shithead you really are, and its because you do that that i learned the kind of person you are, and subsequently have absolutely no desire to ever unblock you or have any kind of cordial relationship with you. you dug your own grave. you did this to yourself. the only way this stops happening to you is when you stop doing this shit.
now go...fucking, re-write this or whatever in an sad attempt to make me look bad. whatever you need to do to cope. but just know that you're only winning inside your own head.
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The Dum Dum Plague Begins.
NOTE: This is part of the dum dum were-aykroyd saga of the Were-Aykroyd universe series of stories and as such this takes before the stories ‘Corey and Oats In Invasion of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds’ ‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums’ and ‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dum Cookies’, this is the followup to the story ‘Rise Of The Dum Dum Plague’ and fully brings the the dum dums into this version of the Aykroyd universe, this also contains mentions of nightmares/visions, body horror, possession, master and pet relationship, transformation and aykroydification and weight gain, if you do not like this then don’t worry there are other stories of mine you can read.
In the previous installment Nathan found himself turning into a fat dum dum were-aykroyd due to a plague that was going around but luckily he was back to himself afterwards, but little does he know that Vic Frohmeyer is planning on making a real dum dum out of him. That evening our hero Nathan had returned home from work hoping to relax and have some fun but he noticed something very odd.
He noticed all of the shops were selling these weird ‘dum dum cookies’, the same dum dum cookies he had seen before and ones he ate himself, which unnerved him…and he saw people eating the dum dum cookies, he tried warning them not to eat them but they slowly began to turn into dum dum were-aykroyds, the dum dums began to follow Nathan.
Nathan then noticed something even more weird as the dum dum were-aykroyds belched and transformed more humans into dum dum were-aykroyds, it got stranger when he saw his neighbors being transformed as more dum dums followed him, and that’s when he saw his female significant other.
She wasn’t his mother or daughter…he didn’t have kids, at least he wasn’t planning on settling down yet and she wasn’t his wife, she just seemed to really love him. He gasped as he saw her, she was in the middle of what appeared to be a horde of dum dum were-aykroyds, he attempted to save her but the dum dums belched on her and infected her. ‘Oh no, are you okay?’
Nathan panicked as he tried to help her only to panic as she slowly started to bloat up and gain weight, growing hairs on her chest, torso and her arms as her stomach as her hands enlarged, her breasts retracting into her chest with a slurp as fat swelled up in her stomach, causing the buttons off of her top to strain and pop off. He saw what appeared to be hairs on her stomach as the fat swelled up on her legs and her rear, her privates shifting into a more masculine variant as her jeans slowly strained and ripped in a few places, a couple of loud belches and farts came from her as he tried to help her but was too horrified to do anything. From nearby, Vic Frohmeyer and his dark were-aykroyds were watching and this was all going according to this plan.
She groaned as her hair grew longer, she slowly grew to 6’1 as her features slowly shifted to become Aykroydian as her voice also became Aykroydian but silly sounding, making her become a dum dum male were-aykroyd that wanted to make him into a dum dum too.
The dum dums circled Nathan, making dum dum noises and sniffing him out…’Hello dummy, you look like you are the perfect specimen to join us in the ranks of being a were-aykroyd dum dum.’ ‘Oh no, I went dum dum a couple of times already. I cannot go dum dum again.’ ‘Oh but you will turn, dummy, you are one of us.’ ‘No I am not like you.’
He ran over to his apartment and decided to warn his friends about it, the dum dums knocked at his door before bashing it down. ‘Come out and play with us, dummy.’ ‘Never.’ ‘You will join us eventually, be a dum dum.’ The dum dums barged into his apartment and started eating the food in his fridge.
These dum dum were-aykroyds scared him, they seemed like they wanted him to join them in dum dumhood just like his significant other, they lurched towards him as he nervously gave them food which they ate, more dum dums flocked into his apartment and started eating.
He couldn’t understand them, they all made such bizarre sounds, one of them touched him. ‘Oh no i’m not like you at all.’ The dum dum were-aykroyd poked his stomach and touched him. He couldn’t understand what they were saying, he was in a Lost in Translation situation and he was confused.
“You will join us.”
“Join us.”
“Dummy, we know you are a dum dum.”
“I am not like you.”
Nathan protested, saying he wasn’t a dum dum were-aykroyd..yes, he knew how hypocritical this was because he had turned into one a couple of times before but he wasn’t mindless like they were. ‘You cannot play dumb with us, dummy, you cannot hide, you are a dum dum and you will turn.’ ‘Yes, turn turn turn, be big and stupid like us.’ ‘You’re all stupid and ugly and I don’t want to be like you.’ ‘Oh but you will be. Turn dum dum, turn!’
They mocked him as he attempted to escape, trying to attack him and to bite him, and just as he was about to try and find a way out, his stomach gurgled and growled as it slowly sprouted brown hairs, he groaned as his stomach gurgled, bloating with fat and swelling, causing his shirt to slowly get tighter as he clutched his stomach. ‘Oh god, I feel so hungry.’ ‘Yes, dum dum loves to eat, don’t you? You love eating don’t eat you? Big dummy were-aykroyd loves eating.’ ‘Yes I am a good big dummy who loves to eat and grow! No wait, why did I say that?’ ‘Because you are a big dummy dum dum!’
Nathan couldn’t help but think about food as his body started betraying him and moving over to the fridge, the same hunger he had experienced before when turning dum dum was coming back and driving him to want to raid that fridge…’No please, no please. Oh yes, dum dum must eat, I am a good dum dum, a good tubby dum dum!’
He tried to tell his body to stop but his body just wouldn’t listen to him as he found himself walking to the fridge, raiding it and scoffing down all the food inside as his stomach slowly swelled and inflated, causing his shirt to get tighter still as the buttons puckered and popped off.
The buttons popped off one by one as he continued to eat, normally in stories like these there would be a great deal of overly patronizing and overly sexualizing the victim for becoming overweight, and usually the people that write those have a fat fetish and blatantly sexualize overweight people for being overweight but not in this story, this is a horror comedy story in nature and as such, will make you sick.
A loud belch emitted from his mouth, he covered his mouth in shock..’Oops, sorry, how embarrassing.’ ‘Oh yes, embarrassing, like a good dum dum transformation is. Look at you gorging and belching, like a good dummy! Yes, you are a good dummy!’ ‘I’m not a dummy, i’m not a dum dum, you are making me do this!’ ‘Yes, your body is betraying you.’
He felt embarrassed about his transformation, his shirt slowly began to rip and tear in a few places as his chest and torso broadened and swelled, growing brown hairs on them as his arms thickened and his hands followed suit, growing hairs on them.
The other dum dum were-aykroyds laughed and watched as he struggled with his transforming body…’Now now dummy, don’t resist. Join us, be a happy dum dum!’ ‘I am a happy dum dum, a happy dum dum! Oh no, no i’m not, i’m a human being!’ ‘You look like a big dum dum to me, oh yes you do. Don’t resist, dummy. You love food, you love to transform.’
Nathan couldn’t stop eating, the craving to eat more and more was driving him nearly insane as he continued to eat from the fridge, watching as his whole body filled up with fat, and with that came the desire to eat more and more. The dum dums watched as he underwent his grotesque transformation into one of them…’Ugh, this is totally disgusting, so so gross. So embarrassing.’ ‘Oh yes, yes it is embarrassing! Keep transforming, keep turning, keep turning, turn, turn turn!’ several loud farts emitted from Nathan’s behind as he couldn’t stop eating, the cravings increasing ever so much…’Oh this is so embarrassing. I feel like you’re turning me into one of those stupid onlyfans weight gain influencers that posts their content on Twitter despite the fact nobody wants to see their large bodies without clothes on except for people with a fat fetish!’ ‘POh yes, it is very embarrassing. So embarrassing, but you like the embarrassment, you like being dumb and tubby.’ ‘No I don’t…please stop.’
He attempted to run away and he tried to make a run for it upstairs only for the dums dums to follow him, he felt ill like he had eaten too much so he made it into the bathroom and closed the door. ‘You can’t hide in there forever, dum dum.’ ‘That’s right, dummy! You cannot hide in there forever.’
His stomach gurgled as he felt like he was about to throw up, reaching for the toilet he leaned down into it and hurled, spewing up strange ooze from inside him that had been developing from within and also mutating him, he coughed up more and more ooze that split into several pieces and began to harden, morphing and fusing together into a were-aykroyd that looked like a mini clone of him, the mini were-aykroyd crawled towards him like a deformed baby, acting like he was his off-spring.
Nathan was grossed out by what he had seen, as he saw his shoes slowly straining and tightening due to his feet beginning to grow and swell from within them, he attempted to get the shoes off but to no avail, as they slowly burst apart to reveal his much larger feet, in addition to he felt a strange numbing sensation between his toes as two of the toes on both feet slowly began to stick together, he tried to pull them apart only for the two toes on both feet to stick themselves back together again, giving him webbed toes as he groaned.
Several times before in the original universe he had suffered from several nightmarish visions of becoming a were-aykroyd including ones in which his were-aykroyd alter-ego stalked him and tried to make him his lover, one in which he saw himself as a grotesque dum dum were-aykroyd being unable to think like a normal person and one where he saw his clothing morphing into what appeared to be a size too small on him outfit due to were-aykroyd enchantments, in that one he felt like his shirt was sucking him up and turning him into one of those ‘mini’ were-aykroyds that acted as a spawn to a bigger were-aykroyd. Were-aykroyd spawn are curious creatures, they are miniature dum dum were-aykroyds or miniature were-aykroyds that are spawned from numerous places including from ooze that is spewed out from a transforming dum dum were-aykroyd’s mouth or sometimes from eggs.
He flashed back to one of the times in the original universe, where it was a dark version of his normal universe and he encountered a version of himself who warned him that he’d turn into a savage/dark were-aykroyd with an unending appetite, he remembered coughing up the strange ooze, the strange lumps that looked like flesh and feeling repulsed by them, because he wasn’t a cannibal, nor he was interested in becoming one.
Another experience he recalled coughing up slime or an egg which was weird to him because were-aykroyds were mammalian NOT bird-like or reptilian, and he remembered coughing up pieces of another were-aykroyd that was forming inside him from within, it felt rather cronenbergian. Often he would experience the nightmare of transforming, of losing his humanity and turning into this massive ‘dum dum’ were-aykroyd and becoming mindless.
He was afraid of looking in the mirror because he knew the dum dum would be there looking at him, with his stupid dum dum were-aykroyd body and everything. ‘This freak will never be me, I am not fat, it’s not fair. This isn’t right. I wasn’t told this would happen, this universe is weirding me out.’ ‘Well that is too bad, dum dum. You have gotten a taste of this plague and now you are turning, turning will do you wonders, help you to forget being a silly human, tee hee.’
‘Oh yes I do want to forget being a silly human, hee hee! Wait, that’s not me who said that, please disregard that.’ ‘Hee hee, such an adorable dum dum! You like being so big and tubby, don’t you?’ ‘Of course I love being like this, i’ve always been like this, no wait..I’m human!’ Nathan felt like he had another dum dum were-aykroyd inside him, talking to him and controlling his thoughts, like some kind of inner were-aykroyd who was making him speak the things a dum dum would say.
He panicked as he looked at himself in the mirror, groaning as his stomach was slowly inflating even further, pushing against his belt, his belt slowly unbuckling itself as his stomach gurgled, pushing against it and threatening to burst through it, he groaned as he held his stomach. ‘I promised myself I wouldn’t turn dum dum, I promised myself I would not turn.’ ‘Oh but you are turning now, becoming so fat and silly, like a good were-aykroyd dum dum is supposed to be!’ ‘I am not a dum dum were-aykroyd, i’m human.’ ‘Hee hee, silly dum dum! It is adorable when you pretend to be a human, but now playing pretend time is over, your true identity must be shown to everyone!’
‘This abomination isn’t me, this isn’t me!’ He broke down in teared as his rear slowly began to inflate and push against the seat of his jeans, his belt then burst apart with a loud snap as his enlarged stomach burst through it, his jeans slowly straining and tearing as his legs and rear fattened up. ‘No, no..please no.’ ‘A good dum dum doesn’t fight his transformation, he loves it!’ ‘I’m a good dum dum. No i’m not a good dum dum, i’m human. Not this fat dum dum were-aykroyd who will eat absolutely anything!’ ‘Oh but you are, you are a dum dum were-aykroyd who will eat absolutely any food that is given including dum dum food!’
Nathan groaned as several loud farts emitted from his rear, making him embarrassed, he couldn’t help but make more and more dum dum farts, expelling gas into the air as he opened the windows to try and get some air. The farts continued to be expelled, causing the bathroom to smell like well..a flatulent were-aykroyd.
He pulled out his phone and attempted to call for help…’Hi guys, could you come and help me? I’m stuck in this nightmare in which I am becoming a gross dum dum were-aykroyd and I could use your help, please.’ ‘Oh no, your friends cannot help you now, you are becoming one of us and have to hunt with us dum dums and make more happy dum dums!’ ‘I am a human being and I am not like you.’
The dum dum were-aykroyds laughed at him, mocking him, calling him a dummy and saying that he was like them, a mindless were-aykroyd and it made him feel ashamed, and reminded him of all those times in which he was viewed as such, this universe’s take on were-aykroyds often varied in comparison to his own universe, and the dum dum were-aykroyds of this universe confused me.
It was confusing to him because for one were-aykroyds were supposed to be intelligent yet here these dumb ones were very much acting like Homer Simpson, as opposed to the super-strong brainiac were-aykroyds of his universe, he felt confused and frightened as he saw them threatening to break down the bathroom door. These mindless were-aykroyds had a purpose, to make him dumb like them and that was what they were going to do.
He tried to phone his friends again only to be disrupted by the sound of more farts blasting from his behind as his jeans split apart down the middle of the legs, as his back and shoulders slowly broadened and he grew in height to 6’1. He didn’t understand these dum dums or what they wanted, yet here he was, becoming like them, it was a real nightmare.
The dum dum were-aykroyds laughed at him as he continued to transform, the transformation increased as his hair lengthened and darkened and his forehead elevated, his eyebrows thickened as his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green. He gasped as he felt his face plumping up and his nose growing, developing a cleft in the middle and becoming Aykroydian.
He tried to call for help again as his face slowly took on a more Aykroydian appearance as his voice deepened and contorted, becoming Aykroydian in the process but also sounding slightly silly and goofy, sounding like he was a bit of a dum dum. ‘You cannot escape this fate, you are a dum dum, a good dum dum.’ ‘I am a good dum dum, a good dum dum. No wait, i’m human.’ He was struggling to think clearly, all he could think about was eating and growing and serving his ‘master’, and helping the master create more dum dums.
A couple of loud farts escaped from his behind as he barged through the door, making his way out and making his way downstairs to the living room, he attempted to reach for a weapon and he attempted to fight off the dum dums but the dum dumification was affecting his mind slightly, as he couldn’t help but think of them as friends, luckily for him his ‘siblings’ who had followed him to this universe (who were all Dan Aykroyd characters) were there to help him.
The dum dums snarled as they made their way towards Nathan, he attempted to back away from them only to fall right into the arms of one of them, he got up and pushed some of them are only to be attacked by them again, his siblings helped him as he tried to resist some of his growing dum dum urges. He fought most of them off before making it towards the door, however just as he was about to open the door his body made another walk towards the kitchen.
‘No no, no please!’ ‘Oh yes, a dum dum were-aykroyd must feed.’ ‘I am not your dum dum, I am not your dum dum.’ ‘Of course you are, you are such a good dum dum, such a good dum, oh yes you are!’ ‘I am a good dum dum who loves to eat and grow! Hee hee, I love growing and feeding. No I am not, get a hold of yourself. You are not a dum dum.’
He struggled to keep his mind as he held his head, new dum dum thoughts and urges surging through as he wanted to feed and grow and help make more dum dums, he tried to phone his friends again but to no avail, he couldn’t remember their names or their numbers, but he knew they were humans.
That was the major problem of being the only were-aykroyd in his original universe, apart from his mother, he didn’t have anyone to help him with his problem, his friends were human and he never revealed his embarrassing secret to others, and he didn’t know how they would react to his new form. And one time back in one of his original universe’s multiple time-lines he infected a friend of his by accident and turned them into a were-aykroyd.
Of course he didn’t mean to, whenever he did something as the were-aykroyd such as eating uncontrollably that wasn’t him, that was just the dum dum taking control of him, he stopped himself from raiding the fridge before snapping out of his dumifying state, he looked at himself in horror as his transformation reached conclusion, at least for now. ‘What am I? What have I done? I am a dum dum were-aykroyd?’ ‘Oh yes you are, and now you are like us, a big dum dum.’ ‘You fiendish freaks of nature, what did you do to me?’ ‘We made into one of us, a big dum dum!’
“You will pay for this.”
Nathan couldn’t believe what he was hearing and he was determined to get back at the dum dums, and that is when he saw the delivery guy from the previous encounter, and he recognized the dark were-aykroyds that were with him. ‘The dark were-aykroyds! That must mean…Frohmeyer! But how? How did he get here to this universe?’ ‘He must have found out about this universe.’
Elwood Blues, Ellis Fielding, Art Webber, Grocer, Louis Winthorpe III, Ray Stantz and Clifford Skridlow all helped him and they worked on a plan to assist him in figuring out how Frohmeyer and his gang of bad Aykroyd characters and his dark were-aykroyds got to this universe, and they decided to set off to investigate. The group of Aykroyd characters and Nathan headed out, heading off to the shops to investigate the dum dum cookies.
Once they had reached the direction of the store they went inside to investigate, searching the shelves for dum dum cookies and dum dum food, and that is where Nathan spotted that were-aykroyd delivery man from last time, he was dropping off some new boxes of the cookies. ‘Yep…I knew it! I knew that Frohmeyer and his dark were-aykroyds were behind this!’ ‘That is very clever.’ ‘Indeed so, now we have to figure out what his plan is.’ ‘That’s simple! He wants the city to become infested with dum dum were-aykroyds so that he may have more minions to serve him!’ ‘Exactly! Note that this so called dum dum plague is a nocturnal plague and the victims always revert back to themselves in the morning!’ ‘Excellent deduction there. That is true, even though dum dums are so vastly different in terms of personality as opposed to the were-aykroyds of the original universe we are from, they go by the same rules as normal were-aykroyds, at least like you do, Nate.’
“You mean transforming at night?”
“Yes, very much like your agreement with your master.”
‘Oh yes, that little arrangement! My master, who is a very kind and friendly one, very much made it so my agreement was that I would get to be a were-aykroyd for him and I'd return home from my adventures every evening so I may transform for him and be a good were-aykroyd!’ ‘I’m glad that the dums dums, no matter how stupid they are, respect this.’ ‘We are all really.’ The group of Aykroyd characters and Nathan in his dum dum were-aykroyd form investigated further.
“We might have to call in some friends.”
“Whatever it takes, yes…do it.”
“I know just who to summon for this job.”
Nathan looked through his tomes and found one to summon beings from another realm and he looked until he found his original universe, and he found the page he was looking for as he performed a summoning vortex spell and sent it to his original universe.
Meanwhile in another world/realm very similar to the universe he was currently in, in a house over in Nile Road, Auckland there was a familiar duo that resided in that universe who were all watching with their owner and friend who was an anthropomorphic female koala with brown hair, the female koala looked over at them. The duo consisted of a horse named Oats and a covid microbe named Corey, they were looking in the bedroom when they received a message from Nathan coming from the other side of their universe.
“Nathan is in trouble.”
“What’s going on?”
“There’s a plague going around that turns people into were-aykroyds.”
“A were-aykroyd plague?”
“Oh yes, it is a plague that transforms people into were-aykroyds who like food a lot!”
‘How is it spread?’ ‘Via farts and belches I think.’ ‘Should we go and help Nathan?’ ‘I think we should, come on, let’s do it!’ The duo hopped over into the bedroom with Mel before telling the other microbes that they were going on a mission to help their friend Nathan and they told some of the palm pals to keep the room safe while they were gone.
Corey and Oats picked Aivyan the monster and Aiyido the beholder along with Mel to go with them as they got out a magical item from the bedbox, they used the item to achieve a secret vortex opening spell which they used to jump into the vortex which was similar to the one Nathan used to summon them and they jumped through the vortex, the vortex took them all the way into the dimension known as the Aykroyd universe, or rather one version of the Aykroyd universe.
They looked around before looking over at what appeared to be a version of their Nile Road house complete with the staff members being exactly the same as they were in that universe, Oats gulped as he looked around and he looked out the window, seeing hordes of plus sized hungry were-aykroyds outside. ‘Looks like we’ve got work to do.’ ‘Don’t you worry about that. We will be able to figure out what is going on, come on, we’ve got a lot of were-aykroyds to stop!’ ‘Firstly though, what kind of were-aykroyds are they?’ ‘According to this book of were-aykroyd lore, these are dum dums, they are goofy and silly and love eating!’ ‘Sounds like a challenge.’ ‘Don’t worry we can handle this.’ ‘I sure hope so.’
“Come on, let’s get started.”
And so the duo decided to start on their mission to get to the bottom of the case of the dum dum were-aykroyd plague and both of them looked around in their home to go and see if anyone had been turned into a dum dum were-aykroyd, they eventually worked on a plan to do so and met up with Nathan and his siblings as they began to work on a plan to figure out how to investigate the dum dum plague from safe distances.
It looked like the duo now had a new job instore for them and it would be one they would need to work on together with everyone in this strange universe, they researched dum dum were-aykroyds and what they do and began to work on protecting themselves from the plague.
And so our hero and his siblings along with Corey and Oats began to work on their plan, and they kept watch. For they knew the dum dum plague was just beginning, and more dum dum antics were to come.
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Domain of the Dum Dums.
NOTE: This is another installment in the dum dum were-aykroyd saga with Corey and Oats that takes place after the previous installments and as such this adds up to the lore about the dum dum master and this does have elements of body horror and weight gain in them so if you don’t like this, too bad..it’s my thing, so please don’t question it. It is advised you check out all the stories in the saga to fully get the gist of the dum dum version of the aykroyd-verse.
The Stories In This Series Include:
‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums.
‘Corey and Oats in Invasion of the Dum Dums’
‘Corey and Oats in Case of the Dum Cookies’
‘Rise of the Dum Dum Plague’
‘Dum Dum Plague Begins’
‘Brotherhood of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds’
‘Debut of the Dum Dum Queen’
‘A Dum Dum Plot for A Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd’
‘Return and Rise Again of the Dum Dum Queen.’
Tim Gets Dum Dumed
The dum dum universe storyline takes place in an alternate universe version of Corey and Oats’s home, the duo first appeared in ‘Spirit of the Were-Aykroyd’, and became main cast members in the episode ‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums’ ‘Invasion of the Dum Dums’ and ‘Case of the Dum Dum Cookies.
Characters:
Corey: A red covid microbe with yellow eyes and spikes, he is a former villainous microbe who is best friends with Oats.
Oats: An anthropomorphic brown horse with a white muzzle and a black mane, he is a lover of all things pink and wears dresses, he is sensitive and sweet and cares very deeply about his owner.
Melanie ‘Mel’ Sanders: Corey and Oats’s owner who is an anthropomorphic female koala with long brown hair.
Anglo: An anglerfish squishmallow with purple skin, his dream job is to work at a lighthouse and also to be a marine biologist, he loves fish very much and not just as food, he is a very energetic and sweet natured fish.
Aiyido: A beholder who is pink and has 11 eyes, his job is to guard the house and he is playful and loves to learn a lot of things.
Aiyvan: An orange monster with one eye and two blue horns who loves to dress up and wear clothes he finds in the closet, he likes disco dancing and singing and he loves to perform.
Nathan: The protagonist of the story who is cursed to not only be a were-aykroyd but also has said were-aykroyd side develop a personality of his or ‘her’ (in this universe) own.
The Dum Dum Queen: The female dum dum were-aykroyd alter-ego of Nathan in this universe, a plus sized female were-aykroyd who extracts the fat from fat acceptance influencers on social media and makes said influencers into were-aykroyds to be her servants, she is the ‘wife’ of the dum dum were-aykroyd master who acts as the major antagonist of the story. She is called Queen Dee sometimes.
Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd Master: The main antagonist, a male were-aykroyd who is always seen dressed in a black cloak of sorts and he has glowing eyes, he comes from a race of were-aykroyds known as ‘dum dums’ and aims to corrupt Nathan and make him into a female were-aykroyd to be his wife.
Sugarshack and Chub: Two Were-Aykroyd dum dums
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Corey and Oats along with the rest of the team including Mel and the Burtonian gang were working on a plan to make sure Nathan wouldn’t be taken away by the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd Master, they had gathered all the information that they needed on the race of Were-Aykroyds and about dum dum were-aykroyds and their bizarre ways, the duo were in this universe’s version of the Nile Road house.
The covid microbe was making sure that the dum dum were-aykroyd and his minions along with the spirit weren’t going to get in and take Nathan away and Mel was protecting him and being a good friend, the Burtonian gang had successfully been able to infiltrate the castle that belonged to the master and figure out what was going on.
Oats had been doing research, going on various were-aykroyd websites and he discovered a lot about the master’s plans including his collection of costumes, at first he didn’t understand why a male were-aykroyd master would need to wear a dress but that is when he realized the dress was for a female. ‘If that dress and ritual is meant for a female..’ ‘Oh no, don’t look at me like that. I have a boyfriend!’ ‘Well if it’s not Mel, and it’s not Eukie or any of the women here, then who is it?’ ‘Nathan? But how? Does this make any sense at all?’
‘Hang on, I remember you saying sometimes males go through a TG process and turn into female were-aykroyd dum dums.’ ‘Yes, they do. But why would the master want Nathan to be his lover if he is male?’ ‘More importantly, what about the spirit?’ ‘The spirit is watching and he is possibly planning on trying to take him away from us.’ ‘Well we can’t have that can we?’ ‘Of course not.’
The duo worked on the plan with Mel as well as keeping Nathan safe, meanwhile back at the castle, the were-aykroyd dum dum master was still frantically searching for his soon to be were-aykroyd dum dum queen. ‘Oh where is my beloved dum dum queen? Where could she be?’ He had formed an alliance with the spirit to try to find Nathan and the spirit was determined not to let him down, which he likely wasn’t going to do. Two large dum dum were-aykroyds in armor named ‘Chub’ and ‘Sugarsack’ who were also his two henchmen also began to search the place. ‘We have looked all over the dum dum castle for her but she is not her!’ ‘Well help me find her, you dum dums!’ ‘We are trying but she is too smart for us to hunt down.’ ‘Too smart, huh? Well not for long.’
The two dum dum were-aykroyd henchman helped their boss to go and find ways to locate Nathan, back at this universe’s version of the Nile Road house the duo and Mel and the Burtonian gang were already working on how to prevent the others from being into dum dum were-aykroyds. Aiyvan was a monster so he wouldn’t be affected anyway, Aiyido was a beholder so he wouldn’t likely become a were-aykroyd.
An hour later they checked to see who might be watching, and it seemed some of the dum dum were-aykroyds and Sugarsack and Chub were standing outside, waiting for Nathan. Nathan looked around for a bit. ‘Oh no, they are here and they’re probably wanting to make a dum dum out of me!’
The dum dum were-aykroyds begin to charge into the house and started emerging, along with the two dum dum henchmen. ‘Oh no, not those two!’ ‘Sugarsack and Chub?’ ‘Yes, they are the master’s henchmen, they’re both incredibly stupid were-aykroyds who serve him.’
Sugarshuck and Chub spotted Nathan and attempted to grab him but Corey and Oats got in the way and decided to fight them off, dum dum were-aykroyds weren’t known for their intelligence and it was easy to outwit them as the duo performed a series of moves to fight them off. The dum dum were-aykroyd master’s henchmen looked over at Mel and recognized her, but she was ready to fight them.
All of them proved to be skilled fighters and fought off the dum dum were-aykroyds, as each group of dum dum were-aykroyds lurched towards the group, the group weren’t afraid of them though and proved they could handle them. Nathan watched as the dum dum were-aykroyd minions were disposed of and he narrowly escaped from their clutches before the spirit watched over and smiled wickedly. ‘Oh my dear dum dum! You do know that you will be the master’s lover in no time at all, I know you are trying to foil me but I will make sure he gets his dum dum no matter what.’
“That is what you think but it likely will not happen.”
“Indeed, your plan to forcibly turn Nathan into a dum dum were-aykroyd will be foiled.”
The duo jumped into action along with the Burtonian gang andbattled and fought off the army of dum dum were-aykroyds along with Mel as the spirit smirked, the spirit had a plan and that plan was to make Nathan into the perfect were-aykroyd wife for the master. ‘There, the master can not and will not get you this time.’ ‘That’s right, he may be a powerful dum dum were-aykroyd master but you can overcome him.’
Nathan got a boost of confidence from them and explained what had happened and what the master wanted, the master and the spirit clearly needed him for a purpose, and that purpose was a strange one. ‘So let me get this straight, the master wants YOU to be a dum dum were-aykroyd wife even though you are a male?’ ‘Yes, that’s why there is a dress in the collection of outfits.’ ‘He wants you to be a wife?’ ‘Yes, he plans on TGing me into a fat female were-aykroyd.’
‘That is just weird.’ ‘I know, he is one weird were-aykroyd.’ ‘This universe is definitely different from your normal universe.’ ‘You can say that again.’ ‘I know but I won’t, come on, let’s go!’ The group decided to traverse through their home, battling off dum dum were-aykroyd minions and preventing dum dum were-aykroyds from transforming some of their friends.
Luckily though the staff were there to help and to assist them in the battle against the dum dums, as the dum dum spirit seethed in anger, pissed off that his plan was close to being foiled. The dum dum master on the other hand obviously was not going to give up until he had the dum dum wife he wanted, who was of course Nathan. ‘I don’t care how much time it takes, I NEED that dum dum wife to be mine.’
“I don’t think so.”
“Yeah, not in this universe.”
Nathan managed to keep himself from being a dum dum, just long enough to be able to fight off the dum dum army. He looked at himself for a bit and then looked out the window, seeing the dum dum spirit seethe in anger in reaction to the dum dum were-aykroyds being defeated by him. ‘Still think you’re going to win?’ ‘I know so, and I know that the master will not be disappointed in his servants nor in you for that matter, I know you are destined to be a were-aykroyd wife.’
‘But I never will be.’ The spirit smirked as he mocked him, he knew this was irking Nathan and he was looking around, trying to bide his time while the duo worked on the next phase of their plan. ‘Oh but eventually you will give up being human and join the dum dum ranks, you won’t keep your brains for long.’
“Good lord you are such a cliched villain.”
‘Villain? Villain? How dare you!’ ‘Well it’s true.’ The duo and the Burtonian crew used their combined skills to stop the other were-aykroyd dum dums, luckily since dum dums aren’t too bright they were able to easily outwit them. Chub and Sugarsack were still trying to capture Nathan when Mel blocked the way. ‘Hey, leave our friend alone.’ ‘Your friend belongs to the master.’ ‘He wants to make our friend his wife, that’s just wrong.’ ‘Not to mention if Nathan was way younger than the master this could be interpreted by some people with nothing better to do, as you know…’ ‘No, no, this isn’t like that.’
The dum dums by definition were not too bright, intelligence is usually a major feature on a were-aykroyd, but not with these guys, these guys just seemed to singularly think about gorging and eating and farting, as a horde of dum dum were-aykroyds walked past a group of people who were visiting the Nile Road, belching in their faces and turning them into dum dum were-aykroyds too.
Anglo was using light displays to help the others fend off the dum dum were-aykroyds and warning the staff while Aiyido blasted them with his eye rays, he was clearly having the time of his life fending them all off while the duo used their talents to use special techniques to keep the dum dums. The other microbial mates all watched and cheered Corey on.
‘How is it that the little microbe is defeating half of MY army?’ the dum dum were-aykroyd master inquired, still seething a little with anger. ‘Because we know your plans now.’ ‘Yes, we know you plan on corrupting Nathan and making him into a dum dum were-aykroyd wife, your plans are not safe from us.’
“Yeah, when we work together there is absolutely nothing we cannot accomplish.”
“That may be so but your friend WILL join me, and there is..”
“We know, nothing we can do about it, save your breath, dum dum.”
“Who are you calling a dum dum?”
“Well you, because you are one.”
‘How dare you, I am the master of dum dum were-aykroyds and my word is law. I am in need of a female were-aykroyd to carry on the bloodline and Nathan is the key to that, he shall become my dum dum wife and we shall rule this pitiful world, all shall be a fat dum dum were-aykroyd.’ ‘I didn’t sign up for this at all. Originally, I made a deal with you and the spirit that specifically stated I would become a father one day to a family of dum dum were-aykroyds, but now..thanks to you and the spirit, I am now forced to become a dum dum mother were-aykroyd instead.’ Nathan added, explaining how he got where he was in the first place.
‘But you liked it, didn’t you, my lovely lovely dum dum?’ ‘A little, yes, but then you make it more difficult. Heck you didn’t even TELL me that I was going to end up switching genders like that! In my main universe my were-aykroyd self is male, not female, it was supposed to be that I would become a father but now i’m going to end up as a mother? You didn’t tell me this before this whole mess started!’ ‘Well I may have changed the arrangement.’ ‘You can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep changing the arrangement to your liking, I specifically agreed to the original agreement. Just because I lost a previous master in the other world to a dum dum plague as well as my loved one, doesn’t mean you can keep changing my arrangement.’
‘YOUR arrangement? My dearest dum dum, you need to understand that when you came to this universe you wouldn’t have gotten far if it wasn’t for me. When your previous master got corrupted, who was the were-aykroyd who came to help you? Me, that’s who.’ ‘Help? Help? All you are doing is trying to make me into your ideal overweight dum dum waifu. And this is all kinds of wrong as it is, I mean i’m a dude who has done nothing wrong and now here am I in this universe dealing with dum dum were-aykroyds, no way to go back home to my main universe and forced to be a dum dum to some dum dum were-aykroyd master who is so desperately lonely he’d even settle for turning an innocent human!’ ‘How dare you, I give you food, I give you a place to live and THIS is how you treat me?’
“Sounds like the dum dum master is a bit of a prick.”
“Totally with you on that one, Corey!”
“Like who does he think he is?”
The duo confronted him and used their powers to prevent the other dum dum were-aykroyds from getting near, using their powers to stop his armies and proving themselves to be heroes in the process. ‘Well done for standing up to him, Nate.’ ‘Yes, he definitely sounds like a bully and he sounds like he doesn’t love you.’ ‘Oh he just wants more to become corrupted and more like her.’
‘Do you mean the dum dum queen?’ ‘Yes, the queen of the dum dum were-aykroyds, my female were-aykroyd alter-ego, she is as controlling as she is devious, she will stop at nothing until she has me under her control.’ ‘She sounds just as horrifying as he does.’ ‘That’s just the start of it.’
Nathan explained the dum dum queen and how he and ‘her’ shared a body, and how ‘she’ was the other half that wanted control, she wanted to be with her dum dum husband and be loved by him and to rule this universe’s version of Nathan’s hometown, with her own dum dum army. She was definitely planning a means to come back and cause havoc but the problem was she needed the spirit and her husband to do that.
Corey knew that the master was nothing to laugh at, he was a were-aykroyd who could control other were-aykroyds that were of a lesser rank than him and make them his personal dum dum army. Nathan explained that prior to arriving in this universe he had only had a few ‘dum dum’ moments in which he turned into a dum dum were-aykroyd and how originally after the plague died and he encountered the spirit for the first time they made an agreement.
The original agreement was that Nathan were to become a were-aykroyd to serve the spirit and the ‘master’, originally he signed on to be a were-aykroyd dum dum father because that way he would have been a father figure to fledgling were-aykroyds, but the spirit decided to twist things around by making it so he would now be becoming a female were-aykroyd instead, to carry on the blood line.
Nathan explained that he had been transported to the dum dum master’s home a couple of times and he was lucky to be able to escape and he called on the duo for help, and he worked on what appeared to be a means to keep himself from turning full on dum dum so he wouldn’t end up becoming like the master.
‘We have to work on a way to prevent him from fully corrupting you.’ ‘I happen to know some magic that was very useful in keeping the dum dum away.’ ‘You can show us the techniques you used.’ And so the duo along with Corey and Oats began to work on the rest of their plan to make sure the master wouldn’t come to corrupt their friend, Nathan was determined not to let the dum dum queen out, he didn’t want the dum dum queen to turn up anytime soon.
If he was to survive in this crazy universe filled with dum dum were-aykroyds, he would need all the help he could get and that help was definitely going to come in the form of his friends, his friends who would help him do battle with the dum dum master and his sinister agenda. ‘Don’t you worry, we’ll work on this together.’
The dum dum master watched, seething in anger even more because he knew he couldn’t have his beloved dum dum queen. ‘Grrrr! How am I going to get my beloved dum dum queen now? My dum dum armies have nearly been completely wiped out! But no matter what I shall have her. Dum dum has to come out and play somehow, and some time it will happen and you will bow to me and worship me.’ ‘Not in this universe, you won’t.’
Dejected, the dum dum master slinked away before disappearing but he vowed he would return to try and take Nathan’s humanity away from him and that he’d get his dum dum wife no matter what, he called his two henchmen and his henchmen followed, running off and disappearing into the night with him.
“Phew! He’s gone.”
“Thank goodness.”
‘We did a good job fending off his horde of dum dum were-aykroyds.’ ‘And don’t you worry, even if he does come back we will not be afraid to strike back and teach him a lesson.’ ‘Absolutely, he will not know what is coming when we hit the scene.’ ‘And as long as the dum dum queen doesn’t come out to play, we will be just fine.’ ‘Yes, we have to look out for her too.’
“Yes, that devious female were-aykroyd is not as dumb as she looks.”
“She definitely has plans in-store for our friend.”
Oats smiled as he, Mel and Corey all hugged Nathan, Aiyido the Beholder looked over and smiled, glad to be of service and to be of such a good guard to protect the house from dum dum were-aykroyds and to be a multi-eyed hero. ‘I knew that one day i’d prove everyone wrong, beholders don’t have to be evil all the time!’ ‘You certainly proved you could be a hero, Aiyido.’ ‘And what about me?’ ‘Oh yes, you too Anglo, you’re a brave anglerfish!’
The group all cheered along with the Burtonian gang as their ordeal for the time being had come to an end, and Nathan was glad to be kept safe by all his friends and Mel, he now felt like he was able to adjust to life in the strange universe known as the dum dum were-aykroyd universe.
This universe was a strange universe, a strange dum dum universe inhabited by dum dum were-aykroyds that were different than the were-aykroyds in this universe, but he was glad to be in this universe, even if it meant he likely wouldn’t be able to go back to his own universe, this universe wasn’t too different from it after all, and this is where this chapter of the story in this saga ends.
Well when I say this where the story in this particular saga ends…I mean it ends here for now, but there is more coming up in more chapters, more were-aykroyd tales, more Aykroydian horror tales and more Corey and Oats adventures coming up, so please stay tuned for more adventures coming up throughout. The dum dum were-aykroyd saga is ongoing and will continue so stay tuned.
And so remember, whenever you find yourself lost in a strange universe occupied by dum dum were-aykroyds, always call someone you love so that they can help you and help you to adjust into the strange dummified world you have been put into, new worlds can be scary, it’s true, but you don’t need to be afraid, when you have friends who love you, you can do anything, even survive in the darkest and strangest of universes.
What of the dum dum were-aykroyd master you ask, well he was now all the back in his palace with his two henchmen, berating them for failing in capturing our heroes but like the good villain he was, he vowed to return and when he would, he would take his dum dum wife with him, unfortunately for him, his dum dum wife shared a body with a particularly resilient scientist named Nathan.
But our heroes knew that even if he did return, they would be more ready than ever to deal with him and bring him to justice and keep him and his horde from taking their friend, friends stick together no matter what. And that is where this chapter officially ends, but stay tuned for more, and remember…whenever food goes missing or whenever there’s a gas leak that makes people becoming Aykroydian and silly and large in the body, there might be a dum dum were-aykroyd in your house.
But don’t you worry, dum dum were-aykroyds can’t and won’t hurt you, remember, they aren’t too smart and are ridiculously silly so you can outrun them easily and outwit them, but remember, if one gets to you, remember you can always prevent yourself from becoming one of them.
The dum dum were-aykroyd universe saga will return with new chapters each and every week, be sure to check out the other chapters and more of the Were-aykroyd stories in the series.
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Werebelushi Parody Reviews-
(Year: 2081)
(we see an elderly werebelushi in his retirement apartment with other retired internet reviews including Linkara, Nostalgia Critic, Blockbuster Buster, Cinema Snob, and Phelous, they are all seen together)
Elderly!Werebelushi:
You do know why the rest of you are here with me, right?
All except NC:
Yes, it's because everyone thinks we're rip-offs of him.
Nostalgia Critic:
I'm the original, I have no clue why i'm here.
Elderly!Werebelushi:
Well apparently we've all been lumped into the 'sad NC wannabe' category by the critics union's laws of critic categories. But i'm here mostly to do a review, hello everyone i'm That Werebelushi In The Shades, I remember when people had fully reviewed movies instead of doing short rants about them so you don't wait…I can't use that. I am here in my retirement home while my grandson Werebelushi Jr is on his way to visit me, so I am going to give a review of one of the worst documentary spoof movies I have seen..Nathan Document Part 30', the Nathan Document series is a series of lame documentary spoof movies that try to parody the 'Me Too' movement and are specifically made by a film company known for having tiffs with people for having different opinions.
The original Nathan Document barely made any money when it was released and yet it spawned tons and tons of stupid sequels including 'Nathan Document 2: Nathan's Revenge' 'Nathan Document 3: The Sequel That Is Even Better Than The Second.' 'Nathan Document: In Spaaaace' (which had the weird as fuck as body horror skin-ripping scene that was really good but was ruined with the reveal of it being a knockoff Killer Klown tf), 'Nathan Document: In Da Hood' 'Nathan Document 4: The Half-Way Point Between Being Good and Being Terrible.' 'Nathan Document 5: The Sequel That Is Now Officially A Bad Comedy' 'Nathan Document 6: The Final But Not Really Final Chapter' 'Nathan Document 7: The Meta Sequel to the Sequels' and of course Nathan Document: The Prequel Nobody Asked For and Nathan Document: The Remake Nobody Asked For.
It is sad how this studio just wouldn't stop trying to make smear campaign after smear campaign using Nathan's name and characters, they did this without his permission to and yeah it got to the point that all of the original cast members were replaced with clones and doppelgangers despite the producers trying to bring the cast back for this, yeah is it any wonder why I think it's sad when people don't move on and insisting on making sequels to their shitty vague-post-y movies? The original was bad as it is, it didn't need this many awful sequels.
The plot here is just a rehash of a previous plot about Nathan being ressurected after his death, when that already happened in the remake…heck, bringing Nathan back to life was a major plot point in Nathan Document 8 and then again in parts 10-19. The original cast has been replaced, the dialogue is still terrible even with the now completely improved AI writing some of it and it still just uses the same unoriginal jokes over and over again. Is this movie terrible? Good lord, yes.
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TftW: Clown-Face MacAllistar.
In the small, unsuspecting town of Crestfall, there lived an eccentric but kind-hearted man named Jasper McAllister. Jasper was a struggling stand-up comedian who performed at the local comedy club, hoping to make it big someday. Little did he know that his life was about to take a bizarre and terrifying turn.
One fateful night, after a particularly disastrous comedy set, Jasper stumbled upon an antique shop that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere. Intrigued, he entered the shop, greeted by the mysterious owner, Madame Leota. She was a woman with a knowing glint in her eyes and a penchant for the supernatural. Madame Leota sensed Jasper's desperation and offered him a peculiar-looking mask as a token of good luck. The mask, adorned with vibrant colors and a twisted grin, seemed to whisper promises of fame and fortune. Unbeknownst to Jasper, it harbored a dark secret.
That night, as he placed the mask on his face, an eerie transformation began. Jasper felt a surge of energy coursing through his veins, and his body contorted in unnatural ways. He tried to remove the mask, but it clung to his skin like a second layer, molding itself to his features, it was painful and horrifying as he moaned in agony as his hands began to deform for a while as white formations resembling clownish toony gloves which began to tear away at everything else, but of course this was just a hallucination brought on by the mask.
The once struggling comedian found himself changing into something beyond his wildest nightmares. His skin turned slowly ghostly white as his clothes and outer-layers burst apart but reformed into a twisted clown costume with stripey Burtonesque patterns on it, his hair vibrant red, and his eyes became pools of darkness, turning deep crimson as he couldn’t help but think of the trouble he could cause.
His limbs elongated, and his fingers twisted into grotesque shapes resembling long, sharp claws as his nose throbbed painfully and turned red, his teeth sharpening to look like those of a demon. Jasper's laughter echoed through the room, now warped into a haunting, otherworldly cackle as a dark force had fully taken over him.
The people attending the carnival all freaked out and soon they all began to prepare for battle against the evil clown-faced demon, of course a poorwoman named Amelia ended up being bitten by him and turning into a grotesque clown-demon.
She underwent the same transformation as him and even helped create more clownish demons to serve her, eventually the two became a demonic clown-monster couple that ruled the comedy circuit with a crimson colored pair of fists.
Remember, don’t fetishize clown tfs or this also could happen to you, you have been warned.
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