Soso!! me and my best friend @brovotics-art recently finished watching every Monster High movie from generation one to three. In total, we watched 16 movies across three nights. And, me being the amazing best friend i am, made them give each movie a rank out of 10 and tell me their thoughts. We also came up with "morals" for each movie that we thought were neat. I'll go in chronological order, so here are our rankings!
Movie 1: New Ghoul At School
My ranking: 4/10
Their ranking: 5/10
Moral of the story: Don't be a tryhard.
"I love Frankie but BITCH wtf were u doing here." - Brovotics
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Movie 2: Fright On!
My ranking: 6/10
Their ranking: 6/10
Moral of the story: frankie stein ends racism
"Finally, someone as bitchy as Cleo....." - Brovotics
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Movie 3: Why do Ghouls Fall in Love?
My ranking: 9/10
Their ranking: 6.5/10
Moral of the story: Basketball is the key to true happiness
"I dont stereotype but that is a GAY MAN." - Brovotics
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Movie 4: Escape from Skull Shores
My ranking: 6/10
Their ranking: 6.7/10
Moral of the story: be a simp
"I have a soft spot for purple himbos what can I say" - Brovotics
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Movie 5: Ghouls Rule
My ranking: 10/10
Their ranking: 10/10
Moral of the story: ACAB
"Jackson." - Brovotics
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Movie 6: Friday Night Frights
My ranking: 9/10
Their ranking: 8/10
Moral of the story: robecca steam ends sexism
"Robecca's hot." - Brovotics
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Movie 7: Scaris, City of Frights
My ranking: 7/10
Their ranking: 5/10
Moral of the story: Don't be a corporate sell-out and don't trust books
"French people." - Brovotics
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Movie 8: 13 Wishes
My ranking: 8/10
Their ranking: 7/10
Moral of the story: Don't be a cult leader
"Yea they had no business making gigi hot but ms fawn lady was SO CUTE" - Brovotics
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Movie 9: Frights, Camera, Action
My ranking: 6/10
Their ranking: 6/10
Moral of the story: vampires are white supremacists
"Plot twist was spotted from a mile away." - Brovotics
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Movie 10: Freaky Fusion
My ranking: 8/10
Their ranking: 6.9/10
Moral of the story: jackson should be in more movies
"Would've been a 9 had Jackson been in it." - Brovotics (we both really like jackson ok)
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Movie 11: Haunted
My ranking: 7.2/10
Their ranking: 7/10
Moral of the story: fuck around and find out
"Im a sucker for ghost pirates + the whole 'rebel bad boy falls in love' shit" - Brovotics
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Movie 12: Boo York, Boo York
My ranking: 10/10
Their ranking: 8/10
Moral of the story: rap music
"Yo Seth gets fucking SLEPT ON frfr" - Brovotics
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Movie 13: Great Scarrier Reef
My ranking: 2/10 (zzzzz)
Their ranking: 3/10
Moral of the story: that movie was fucking horrible just go watch boo york again
"worst,,,, cool designs but it was so BORING" - Brovotics
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Movie 14: Welcome to Monster High (G2)
My ranking: 4/10
Their ranking: 4.5/10
Moral of the story: Celebrities aren't human
"I,,, have mixed feelings. They made Dracula a DILF tho so thats cool." - Brovotics
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Movie 15: Electrified (G2)
My ranking: 4.5/10
Their ranking: 3.2/10
Moral of the story: normies are dumb
"Look G2 is simply..... incorrect in a lot of ways. and the main reason is the fucking sentient lint balls in this god forsaken movie" - Brovotics (they hate znap)
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Movie 16: Monster High: The Movie (G3)
My ranking: 6/10
Their ranking: 4.2/10
Moral of the story: something something jackson should've been the MC
and instead of putting a quote im just gonna share this screenshot
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Getting really disappointed with Mattel’s lack of consistency with Clawdeen’s glasses ngl, especially so early on in the launch ._. Most of the big marketing and promotional shots of the dolls don’t show her glasses (they show up inconsistently in the commercials with stop motion). They weren’t in the animated music video. They’re not even in most of the stock photos for the doll itself. And now the Skulltimate Secrets doll doesn’t have glasses either.
Sure you could say she doesn’t need them all the time and/or also uses contacts, that works as an in-universe explanation. But the glasses are part of her core look in both the live action and the new animated series, and a central enough feature of her core look in the dolls that it shows up in almost all the doll art thus far (she even gets a sporty pair of goggles in the Ghoul Spirit pack). The exception to the doll art so far is Creepover Party, since the doll itself doesn’t come with glasses, which supports that she probably doesn’t need them all the time. But that still doesn’t explain why most of the marketing for Clawdeen’s core doll, her signature look, which does feature glasses, doesn’t show her wearing them.
Unless Mattel thinks it’d be bad for sales.
So it’s fine for supplementary media but not for directly advertising the doll itself? Guess they’re trying to have their cake and eat it too.
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I did a doodle of the ghoul I made for Monster High: New Ghoul in School!
Her name is Salmonique, daughter of the Gillman, and her powers include being trans, fighting God, and handling everyone else’s errands for them.
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Took a small break of Danganronpa to play one of my planned Halloween games.
Monster High New Ghoul in School...?
No, that's right. Got it on Steam several years ago and thank goodness I did because at some point it was taken off the Steam Store. The only PC version. Gone forever. Not some huge Monster High fan or anything, but I have seen a few episodes of the original web series. Anyhoo, yeah so you get to make your own Monster High original character in this game (female only for probably obvious reasons.)
You can pick between like 10 different monster types with 3 skins/ colors each. 10 different hairstyles with again 3 colors each. And of course knowing me, I played a Werecat I named "Felicity Feline."
So yeah, not a lot to it, pretty simple game. Go to school, go to classes, collect tokens, buy clothes, talk to characters, progress questlines. Nothing fancy, kinda what you'd expect from a Barbie-type game. Still fun little experience and the fact its impossible to buy on Steam now makes it a pretty rare game. I've actually had people on Steam ask me how I have the game.
And yes, I 100%'d it, in all it's glory.
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