FRIDAYS

FRIDAYS ARE GREAT. FRIDAYS ARE ONE OF THE BEST. THE BENCH CELEBRATES ALL FRIDAYS AS NATIONAL HOLIDAYS. FRIDAYS ARE MEANT TO BE FRIDAY, NOT SATURDAY, OR SUNDAY, OR ANY OTHER DAY. FRIDAY IS HERE. FRIDAY IS TIME FOR REJOICE. F R I D A Y

The everlasting flight of cows

sometimes, cows fly. They fly miraculous lengths, with their pathetically small wingspan. Its a wonder they can even manage to glide with their weight. I'm surprised I'm even interested in this enough to write about three sentences about it.

The Bench: MelonLlama

Oh no, you better stop right there. Y'know where you are? You're at The Bench. That means anything can happen. Yes, random person reading this post, that means the the possibility of a flying tyrannosaurus-rex eating mountains of bacon while I enslave all Llamas. Yes, even that IS possible here. Are you prepared to enter the mystical realm of The Ben-- TOO BAD, YOURE ALREADY HERE! I am MelonLlama, the god of melons and llamas. I am both, Melon and Llama, fused into one after... I don't even know. I'm just here. Probably for mundane yet entertaining amusement.