#Literally all these scorpions spawned on the corner of my island where the plaza is and I’m literally too afraid to go there on evenings
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Animal Crossing scorpions are the bane of my existence
#OKAY SO#I found one yesterday. Failed to catch it. Got stung and passed out#Literally when I come back to the plaza there’s another one. And I don’t get it because it’s scary#Rinse and repeat and a total of five scorpions come and go#As for today? Another one decided to chase unsuspecting me with my net all the way to fucking town hall#Literally all these scorpions spawned on the corner of my island where the plaza is and I’m literally too afraid to go there on evenings#LIKE WTF#Everyone and their mother taught me how to catch a scorpion and I still can’t fucking muster up the courage to get one#If I had to choose between fighting a scorpion and fighting a giant suit of armor possessed by an evil spirit…#Sorry but I’m taking the Spirit Tracks Phantom#SCORPIONS ARE LITERALLY THE BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE#I HATE THESE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS#I dunno how long I have to catch one but I think long enough#But just. I’m scared of a fucking video game scorpion. That isn’t real.#And I don’t lose anything when I get stung by one. I just respawn back at my house.#AAAAAAAAAAA#Animal Crossing#Eva rants#text post#Also is six scorpions in the span of two days lucky or cursed?
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