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brella-boi · 2 months
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you sickos want more bugs with eyelashes. so obscene. so thirsty
well who am i to deny yall the pleasure
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take your gay eyelash bugs
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dog-bat3 · 12 hours
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I’m going to animate this (don’t don’t Quote me on that)
Charlie 🐐 husk🐈‍⬛ Alastor🦌 Lucifer🍎 Vaggie🎀 lute🗡️ Adam🎸 angel🕷️ Valentino🎬 Vox📺 Velvette👗  pentious🐍 Cherri💣 niffty🪳 Sera👁️‍🗨️ Emily😇 Katy kj🦂 (she’s a praying mantis, but they don’t have praying mantises) Lilith 🎵
“I LIKE WRITING ON WALLS FUCK U SOCIETY- ADAM”🎸
“Adam this is actually a door not a wall- regards Society”👁️‍🗨️
“FALLOW YOUR 🌟DREAMS🌟🌈”🐐
“I literally only have nightmares”🐈‍⬛
“Question EVERYTHING”🎀
“Why?”🪳
“Yo on a sscale from one to America how free are you tonight?”🐍
“Germany 1942”🦌
“Do you idealize the past or see it as broken, why?”🗡️
“Dude I’m just trying to take a shit”🎸
“The future is in YOUR hands :D”🐐
“My dick is the future?”🎬 
“If harry potter taught us anything it’s that nobody deserves to live in the closet”🐐
“Except r Kelly”🦌
Writing on top of toilet “holy water”😇
Writing on the bottom “holy shit”🍎
“Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?”🎀
“Conversations with strangers that I have never met and I will never know if I meet in the future…”🐐
“MY DICK IS THE FUTURE”🎸
“COCAINE IS LIKE A SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND WITH PERFECT TITS”🎸
“That’s mean to you all the time and fucks other dudes (I should know)”🕷️
“STOP WHITE HIPSTERS”🐍(he has no idea what he’s saying)
“LOL please explain how”💣
“Tom loves my shaft”🦂”DVD with bonus features”🦂
“When I’m alone I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I’m a meatball…. DONT JUDGE ME!”🐍
“Dude we’re totally judging”🐈‍⬛
Bad drawing of a shark “the largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks :D”🐍
“The largest women in the world is laid by your dad :D”🎸
“I FUCKED YOUR MOM”🍎
“Shut up dad you drunk”🐐
“Open books not legs blow minds not boys”🐐
“Why can’t I do both?”🕷️
“Big tits can’t make up for a small ass but a big ass can make up for small tits”🎬
Vox put quotes around it and ascribed it to “-Abraham Lincoln”📺
Writing on top of toilet “holy water”😇
Writing on the bottom “holy shit”🎸
“Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?”🍎
“Conversations with strangers that I have never met and I will never know if I meet in the future…”😇
“MY DICK IS THE FUTURE”🎸
“For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch… delightful.”🎵
“For a good time call your dad (he misses you)”🍎
“For a good time call THE-VEES”🎬📺👗
“For a good time call me Ishmael”🦌
“Good luck out there human”🐐 “Good luck out there human”😇
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walnutart · 2 years
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😺 for veronica sawyer and the heathers
Absolutely!
prompt:😺 An animal related headcanon
Veronica:
Veronica LOVES animals.
She has a tabby cat named JFK.
JFK only likes Veronica.
He will hiss and bite at her parents if they try to get close to him.
JFK HATES Heather Chandler
She also likes insects. She continuously begs her parents to let her get a pet tarantula. Her mother absolutely refuses.
When Veronica was younger, she would collect spiders, beetles, and praying mantis in jars and plastic terrariums.
She would draw them and give them names.
Heather Chandler:
Chandler and JFK are Mortal Enemies.
Chandler doesn't appreciate when Veronica pays attention to JFK instead of her when they hang out.
She will passive-aggressively sigh and drape herself across Veronica's bed.
Veronica always tells her that it's completely unreasonable for her to be jealous of a cat
Heather insists that Veronica loves JFK more than her (notably something her girlfriend never actually denies)
Other than JFK, Chandler is not fond of animals. At All.
She thinks they're dirty and loud
However, she is definitely more of a cat person
Dogs are too happy and peppy for her taste
She appreciates and relates to the cold aloofness that cats exude.
If she did ever have a cat, she would probably have a white maine coon.
That cat would be the meanest fucking animal alive
It would be a female, and it would have a red bow collar/a red leather bell collar
Something extra like that
Its name would be something strange and kind of outlandish. Yet like still feminine.
Like Lilith or Opal. Maybe even Lucifer/Satan lmao
I imagine Heather Chandler would be like actually an awful pet owner though so the chances of her actually getting a cat are slim to none.
Heather Duke:
Heather has a snake. I don't have proof, but I can feel it in my
bones.
She has either a smooth green snake or a rainbow boa (look them up they're pretty neat)
Its name would be something like Medusa
Heather McNamara gets/makes little hats for her snake.
Duke reluctantly allows this simply to humor her girlfriend
So far, the snake has a top hat, a cowboy hat, and a little pinwheel hat.
Duke finds this incredibly asinine.
She definitely also has a black cat or a black teacup poodle maybe both
idk I just get a vibe she seems like a small dog person
Also more of a cat person
If she does have a black cat its name would probably be something like Ophelia or something fancy and sophisticated like that. (probably named after a classical literature
Heather McNamara:
Heather Mac also loves animals a lot, however she's more traditional with the animals she likes
She has a golden retriever and a golden doodle
The retriever is named Butterscotch
the golden doodle is named Curly
JFK mildly tolerates Mac (this is a point of great pride for her).
Her dogs are highly trained. They can shake, play dead, speak, also that fancy stuff
Her dogs have A LOT of clothing
Sweaters, tutus, vests, harnesses, ties, bowties, hats, you name it they have it
They usually wear a bandana or a custom collar though.
The dogs love Duke, much to the girl's chagrin
They demand she play fetch, rub her belly, anything
She half-heartedly complies after she sees how happy it makes Mac
Secretly Duke loves Mac's dogs
Mainly because Butterscotch and Curly remind her of her girl friend
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vegetafan72 · 3 years
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I Think I'm a Headcanon Blog Now
Hey! I feel like just turning my Tumblr into a headcanon specific account (tho it's pretty much been that already for a while). I want to make it official tho so here's my announcement for it! I'll still post some headcanons I had in the works but feel free to request some from me! I'll prioritize requests. Here's a list of the fandoms and specific characters I'll write for:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure- Jonathan, Speedwagon, DIO, Joseph, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol, Polnareff, Josuke, Koichi
Steven Universe- Steven, Connie, Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Bismuth, Rose, Greg, Lars
Dragonball Z/Super- Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Tienshinhan, Yamcha, Future Trunks, Bulma, Chi-chi, 16, 17, 18, Freeza, Broly (Super only)
Yu-Gi-OH/ 5Ds/ Zexal- Yugi, Seto Kaiba, Yami Yugi/ Atem, Yusei, Jack, Crow, Aki/ Akiza, Lua/ Leo, Luca/ Luna, Carly, Yuma, Shark, Kite
My Hero Academia- Deku, Bakugou, Uraraka, Iida, Kirishima, Kaminari, Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Mina, Mirio, Amajiki, All Might
Hetalia- Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia, America, England, France, Canada, Romano
Harry Potter- Harry, Ron, Hermoine, Luna, Neville, Draco
Marvel- Yondu, Kraglin, Starlord, Gamora, Nebula, Rocket, Mantis, Thor, Loki, Captain America/ Steve Rodgers
Jujutsu Kaisen- Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Gojo, Nanami
Genshin Impact- Lumine, Aether, Venti, Lisa, Noelle, Barbara, Bennet, Razor, Zhongli, Xiao, Xingqui, Chongyun, Beidou, Kazuha, Thoma, Yoimiya, Kokomi, Gorou
Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach- Glamrock Freddy, Glamrock Chica, Monty, Roxy, Bonnie, Sundrop, Moondrop
Ducktales 2017- Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Launchpad, Donald, Della, Gyro, Boyd, Fenton/ Gizmoduck, Drake/Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, Magica, Goldie, Penumbra, Steelbeak
The Owl House- Luz, Amity, Willow, Gus, Eda, Lilith, Hunter, Raine
Twisted Wonderland- Riddle, Trey, Ace, Deuce, Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Kalim, Malleus
Disney- There's too many characters to list. If you want one, just ask and I'll let you know if I can do it.
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That's all I can think of for now. I may update this list later as I become comfortable with characters I didn't list or get involved in new fandoms (or add fandoms I forgot to list before).
If you want to request multiple characters, limit yourself to asking only up to 5. They don't all have to be from the same fandom, but I may split them into different posts. Ex: You request something for Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst from Steven Universe, but also for Gojo and Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen. I would post the SU characters and the JJK characters separately. At least, that's how I think I'll do it. This may change later.
Also, I should clarify what exactly I'll write. By the way, I only do SFW prompts and topics. Here's what I do and don't do:
Will Do:
- Basic character headcanons
- S/o headcanons (ex. female! s/o, sick! s/o, tall! s/o, etc.).
- Ship headcanons (I reserve the right to refuse a ship I find uncomfortable or wrong like Italy x Romano or Piccolo x Gohan. Basically, don't ask for a ship where the characters are related or its an adult with a child [even if Gohan is older, there's still such an age gap])
- Platonic ship headcanons (This is different from ships which are romantic. For these, you can ask for headcanons about siblings, parents and children, friends, etc. Found family, like Yondu and Starlord or Silver and Jim Hawkins, count for this too [and I'll love you forever if you ask for that trope. I ADORE it])
- AU Headcanons (Basically, give me any series and AU you want [ex. Coffee Shop AU, Avatar AU, Good/Evil Swap, etc.] and I will try to figure out how the characters of said series would fit into the AU. This could be anything from The Owl House characters in a Harry Potter AU where I'd sort them into houses and figure out what their lives would be like at Hogwarts or My Hero Academia characters in a Circus AU where I figure out everyone's role in the big top)
Won't Do:
- Reader inserts. Maybe in the future, but not right now.
- Match ups, meaning you send info about yourself and I match you with who you should date. Also maybe in the future.
- Crossover stuff. No Scrooge x Gamora or something weird like that.
- Any super dark topics. I can handle violence, but don't go overboard. This includes yandere content. I don't like yanderes to begin with, but also its too popular; everyone has already written a million yandere headcanons.
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