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talon-the-hawk · 1 year
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More Incorrect D19 Quotes ( Featuring Y/n )
Jamie: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Kate: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Y/n: Valentin bath water.
Valentin: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Jamie: Where's Y/n?
Alexandru: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Alexandru, shouting: Valentin sucks!
Y/n, distantly: Valentin is the best person ever! F*** you!
Alexandru: Found them.
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Y/n & Jamie in the back of Valentin's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Valentin: We have food at home.
Alexandru: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Y/n & Jamie: YAYYYYYY!
Alexandru: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Valentin: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Dracula: You left me, Alexandru, and Valeri in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Valentin: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Valeri: Dracula ain’t the problem this year.
Valentin: When are you gonna get it? Dracula is ALWAYS the problem.
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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Kate: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Kate: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Matt, to Jamie: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Jamie!
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Larissa: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Larissa: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Matt: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Jamie: So did their neck.
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Y/n: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Matt: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Kate: Drunk.
Larissa: Wasted.
Jamie: Dead.
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Jamie: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Kate: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Jamie: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Y/n: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Matt: Looks like someone's a HO.
Larissa: NaBrO.
Paul Turner: I'm done with all of you!
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Valeri: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Y/n.
The Squad: *screaming*
Matt: They look like Y/n? Are you out of your fucking MIND?
Valentin: Y/n, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.
Larissa: Y/n? Y/n? Y/n? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like Dracula!
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Matt: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Y/n, Jamie, Larissa, and Kate: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Dracula : You three, explain right now!
Alexandru: It was Valeri.
Y/n: It was Valeri.
Valentin: It was Valeri.
Valeri:
Valeri: …fuck.
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Matt: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Y/n: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Valeri: I kicked Valentin in the shin-
Valentin: -So I kicked Valeri between the legs.
Dracula : I burned a town down.
Matt: What?!
Valentin: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Dracula : A lot of things.
Y/n: No shit.
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Y/n: Hey, can I stay in your cell tonight?
Valentin: Why?
Y/n: Jamie fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Y/: Jamie doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Valentin: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Y/n: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Larissa: How are you talking like that in real life?
Y/n: Witchcraft (derogatory).
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Y/n: I am convinced Jamie and Larissa share a brain cell.
Valentin: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
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kuatiisms · 7 years
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talon-the-hawk · 2 years
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You Come Out To Them
HC’s of you coming out to different Department 19 characters ( Trans F to M )
( D/n = Dead Name Y/n = your name ) 
Jamie:
- Super supportive 
- Will fight anyone who mis-genders you 
- Not kidding, Holmwood had to pull him off of an operator who was mis-gendering you on purpose ( he almost got taken off the active roster, but he didn’t care )
- If you want to get top and or bottom surgery, he’ll do research on things to help make the process easier ( like eating pineapple to reduce swelling )
- He would get Holmwood to re-enter your correct name into the system if you’re too nervous to tell the director yourself
- Overall a very supportive friend :)
Larissa:
- Proud mom vibes
- Will also beat up anyone who mis - genders / is rude to you
-  She would steal a trans flag for you when out on a mission
- She would also steal a binder in you didn’t already have one
- When anyone uses the wrong pronouns on accident she would immediately interrupt them  
- “ Can you tell D/n that she-”
- “ What do you want me to tell Y/n? He’s very busy you know.” 
- If you want to get top and or bottom surgery she’ll support you 100% of the way, researching on the process and making sure that whoever gives you the surgery is qualified
Valentin:
- “ Well of course you’re a man, don’t be silly.”
- He already knew but didn’t want to say anything until you were ready
- Will kill anyone that is rude towards you 
- He wears a little ‘Ally’ pin on his jacket to show his support, he wants you to know he cares 
- Buys you an entire new wardrobe if you need more masc clothes, and will take you to the finest barber in the world to get a haircut ( if you need a new one )
- If you want top and or bottom surgery he will take you to the best surgeon in the world ( he wants to make sure you’re in the most capable hands possible, he would hate for you to get hurt ) 
- Constantly makes sure you’re alright after the surgery
- He may not show it often, but you mean a lot to him, so he’ll support you every step of your journey
Matt:
- He’s so happy you feel comfortable enough to tell him this
- He’ll  stand up for you if someone mis - genders you, he’ll only fight them if they say something super bad
- Corrects people on your name pronouns often, even when you’re there
- “ Hey D/n, Hey Matt!”
- “ Actually my name is-”
- “ His name is Y/n, not D/n.”
- “ Matt I’m right here, I could’ve said it.”
- If you’re too shy to tell the director your new name and pronouns, he’ll do it for you
- He’s terrified of talking to the director, but he doesn’t want you to be in an uncomfortable position
- If you want top and or bottom surgery, he’ll do research on it
- He’ll tell you the exact process they use, and all of the steps to the surgery
- Also will share ways to reduce swelling and pain
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