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#LOUD BUZZER SOUND
anongalactic · 2 years
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she baja on my mountain til i blast my dew
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f-ckingawful · 7 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “lord of the flies” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a beast in the trees
my buddy jack, pacing: ralph is lying to us
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quartergremlin · 7 months
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Referring to your tags on the post of splinter not knowing how to hold babies, what if that’s subconsciously why he just went with them being boys? Because the girls in his family are sacrificed to the Shredder. If all the women in your family die young the prospect of having a daughter or children at all tbh would be exceptionally terrifying.
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hey anon i know i shot first, but I cannot take what I dish out bc this ask has been flaying me alive. its been the only thing I've thought about for days. it makes so much, sad, sad sense. so I made it worse!
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Splinter:
I know I decided on sons… but what if I named one of you after your grandmother…
How about you Blue? You have a pretty shell…
Leo:
Peep! Peep!
Atsuko Hamato:
Anatawa Hitorijanai…
Splinter:
I’m sorry my sons. I won’t- I couldn’t. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
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idiot-draws · 9 days
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homestuck x tf2 collab when
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juno-infernal · 5 months
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they should invent a device that lets you immediately revoke all the information about yourself you’ve ever shared with anyone
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lesbicastagna · 4 months
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crossdressing is always the answer for anything. if a fictional character is missing smth they should crossdress and all of a sudden your story will be good
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tiger-balm · 4 months
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Team canada plays: what's that swedish word?
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800db-cloud · 7 months
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im sick but im thinking about captain falcon f-zero so idrc about that rn
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benrybenrybenry-chr · 6 months
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"the empty house is actually just a cover story for Watson beating the shit out of Holmes-" bad take. sorry not sorry.
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slimedblr · 7 months
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slime with codeflippa and we are smacked in the face with how much nothing has changed. slime is still soso bad at being a dad. he's just "what's an onion" *falls out of the train* "sorry i don't know how to drive flippa why don't you do it :(" *falls out of the train again* and codeflippa isn't herself but SHE LOVES HIM!!!! and slime is ECSTATIC!!! because like that's his kid man!!!! that's his kid!!!! and he was prepared to love her if she was a bat and even though he thinks onions have peels he is trying so fucking hard and everyone can tell that. even flippa can. and nothing is the same as six months ago but when those two are together it seems just a little bit more like old times.
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sporkberries · 5 months
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"the things id do to that old man" brother you have no idea what i'd for a 50 year old woman.
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they're such a cute and loving couple, surely nothing bad would EVER happen this time, right?
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hythlodaes · 1 month
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thoughts and prayers that i can write during maintenance and not dick around and do nothing for two hours !
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phoenix--flying · 1 month
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having an ANEURYSM trying to plot the age fucked pjo characters ages
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chaseisglitched · 7 months
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I feel like there needs to be more Stacy as an eldritch horror. A hecking creature :]
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utterdrip · 3 months
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death isnt always the end of life, that much i know for certain
who knows? perhaps weve only just begun
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