GUESS WHO LEARNED HOW TO USE SHADERS

@karinsnightmareparty @doublebubblr @raineyraven @insomniwillow @pusheen-loves-food @dazewashere @garlic-sauc3 @straymongrel @winter-evenings @winter-mornings

things are improving - or, at least, on the surface they are. matty has healed nicely, asks when he needs a pill or two and jean-claude is only too happy to distribute them. the ugliness of christmas has settled down, and the vampire has settled into what can only be described as domestic bliss. his sister has arrived, he knows in his cold heart that he is madly in love, his boyfriend holds the key to this and one to his apartment, so he may come and go as he pleases. touch is no longer an issue, j.c is building the foundations of trust with a troublesome father-in-law. it should seek to reason that this unbridled happiness cannot last long. that, eventually, the spell should break and all involved tumble down into horrid reality. such a revelation comes doing something as mundane as getting rid of a dead houseplant that hands by the door, leaves brown and falling onto the floor - jean-claude plans to replace it with a fake one and see if matthew notices when he finds the little clear bag squished between pot and plastic. little white rounds inside, their indents in the middle, familiar because they're the same ones he has in an orange bottle in his pocket - what hurts more? the fact he isn't trusted, or the lying, or for all jean-claude's effort to be supportive and there it doesn't matter. that maybe, it never mattered, and all his boyfriend knew was setting himself alight to feel warmth. but jean-claude didn't want to get burned. the plants in the bin, the bag of guilt sits upon the countertop. there had been the need to do something dramatic, something big and showy, crush them up onto of food like parmesan, serve them in a tic-tac box, mail them to the pottery studio with a note saying 'i know'. yet, it never manifests, because he's still in the kitchen, staring at the counter in the dark when the front door opens. "matthew, mon cher," voice unsteady, sitting somewhere between anger, and sadness, and disbelief. "come tell me what i'm looking at."

@matthewbaudelaire

Tom 30 Day Challenge Tumblr Thingy Cruise

Howdy Y’all! So just for funsies me and a couple of cool cats are gonna do this 30 day challenge thing we found, mostly made by the best of us, @below-average-fangirl, and then we added an extra 5 days at the end to make it into a whole challenge for the month! Yes Febuary is a short month (The LOVE month) and it’s not exactly 30 days, but fuck you shut up. We’re starting it now so bite me. Anyway, like, reblog, join along, whatever you want. Oh yeah here’s this.

Day 1: First movie of his you remember seeing.

Day 2: The last movie oh his you watched.

Day 3: Which movie of his have you watched the most?

Day 4: Favorite Movie

Day 5: Least Favorite Movie

Day 6: Favorite Character

Day 7: Least Favorite Character

Day 8: Underrated Movie

Day 9: Most Overrated Movie

Day 10: Favorite Haircut

Day 11: Least Favorite Haircut

Day 12: Which Movie would you like to see a sequel to?

Day 13: Favorite line from one of his movies.

Day 14: Favorite scene from one of his movies

Day 15: Favorite Mission Impossible movie

Day 16: Favorite stunt

Day 17: Favorite run

Day 18: Which Character did you relate to the most?

Day 19: Which Chracter (from books, comics etc. or a possible remake) would you love to see Tom play?

Day 20: If you could only watch one film of his for the rest of time, which would it be and why?

Day 21: A director you would like to see him work with.

Day 22: A scene where “he does that thing with his face that makes you die inside” the most

Day 23: A sleeper hit. A movie that on the first watch you only thought of as okay, but over time it’s become a favorite.

Day 24: Out of the three films in which he was nominated for an Oscar (Born on the 4th of July, Jerry Maguire, and Magnolia), which one SHOULD have won him the trophy and why.

Day 25: What’s the performance that you think should have been nominated for an Oscar and why?

Day 26: Favorite 80s era Movie? Like besides Top Gun because that’s obvious.

Day 27: Favorite co-star?

Day 28: Favorite fight scene? Like in everything counting M:I!

Day 29: Actor you’d like to see him work with. (We know he’s already been with everyone else ;))

Day 30: Favorite TOM era in General?

Wow you can definitely tell we made up those last 5, but you know what? We got the job done so I don’t wanna hear any whining. KBYE!

@lovesickmermaid @pixlerelish and @below-average-fangirl again because they are so cool ;)

guess who's finally gonna get diagnosed for ADHD!!

lmao making a NEW STREAM POST because i got uuuuh. distracted with moot shenanigans on the original one. the sandwich of time.... rate my set up... cats..... u had to be there. ANYWAY we're watching spirited away!!! and today is the day i finally kill @bamsara for real and finish my attack on them (<- could be lying, doesn't know if she will actually finish it today)

LETS GOOOOO

oh shit don't tell bam okay? okay cool <3 we're playing russian roulette to see if this gets lost in their notifs or not <3

hee's where we left off last time!

Knew that he couldn't have died 🙏 Never lost faith in you, rat man! Next chapter can't come soon enough, I have to see more Fyodor right now omg

the sequel: guess which boss i finally radianted

get fucked idiot

LETS GOOO

It’s a Family Trait.

I'm so excited this dating Sim "Hooked on You" is gonna be real holy shit and you can be you!!! I can't believe it was meme'd into existence.

Cannot wait to date and woo this big Russian woman 💕😏

(Am I a thirsty gal? Absolutely no questions about it.)

GUESS WHO LEARNED HOW TO USE SHADERS

@karinsnightmareparty @doublebubblr @raineyraven @insomniwillow @pusheen-loves-food @dazewashere @garlic-sauc3 @straymongrel @winter-evenings @winter-mornings

@spiriitum || Ella

Circus’ were something that Ella had mixed feelings over ... and while she knew not all of them were horrible and treated their animals like shit, a large enough percentage did that made her typically steer clear. With one of her friends insisting that they go, however, Ella reserved herself to having a horrible time... something she was soon to be proven wrong on, on so many levels. For a short time Ella was able to follow her friend through the throngs of people and the tents ... but after a while Ella had been falling further and further behind thanks to her friend’s thoughtlessness... so Ella merely went about to do her own thing. 

Wandering the grounds wasn’t exactly easy, truly getting a workout moving around people over uneven ground, so when she finally began to find a place with less people she was beyond relieved ... only to come to a stop at the sight of the massive elephants simply standing there, a man without a shirt mingling with them. She’d be lying if she said she didn’t check him out a little as she moved forward, mouth slightly agape with the sight of the massive, beautiful creatures. 

“...How do you keep them from running off?” the question came easily to her, speaking loud enough that she hoped to not startle the man. coming to a stop a decent distance away from them, Ella rested her hands in her lap. 

@plugrick

The sun started to set on the house as Rick and his pal Z-137 sat on the steps of his back porch. The air was nice and cool, which was a relief since the rest of the day prior to that moment was hell on earth. The two looked out at the scenery that was his backyard as they passed a blunt back and forth; most of it was shaded by trees, and as the sky darkened so did the woods. That paired with the blueish purples and pinkish oranges that streaked the sky made for amazing visuals to get absolutely blitzed to.

Out of nowhere, with his entire chest, Rick confidently stated, "Yo, Rick. Didya know that you can pretty much de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'are we about to kiss?'"

Shove your head up my pussy so you can wear me as a hat

bet

THE WGA AND AMPTP JUST CAME TO A TENTATIVE DEAL HOLY FUCKING SHIT