“I’ll just be a boy-toy to a Sugar Witch”

— Rory Powers, This Paranormal Life podcast episode #311, ‘HELLFIRE FARM - The Welsh House Of Nightmares’

Investigating this case was like trying to complete a puzzle, and when you find the piece that you think is the last one… you slot it in there and realize the puzzle is a picture of a hand that slaps you in the face and then bursts into a thousand more pieces.

Rory Powers, #091 The Lead Mask Deaths - Part 2, This Paranormal Life, 34:25

“If the Periodic Table had have been the lyrics to a sick emo punk rock band in the early 2000’s, I’d know that shit off by heart”

“Yeah, if the Periodic Table was on the 2008 Warped Tour, I would have passed chemistry, I’m pretty sure”

— Rory Powers & Kit Grier Mulvenna on episode #336 of This Paranormal Life

R: So, I'm a 'king'... I'm a ten... you're a 'joker', and you're also that card that has all the instructions on it that you throw away right at the start. K: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Episode 186, This Paranormal Life, by Rory Powers, Kit Grier Mulvenna

I meant demons!  I meant I see demons! I'm gay for demons!

Episode 244, This Paranormal Life, by Rory Powers, Kit Grier Mulvenna

K: I need hospital, help me please. R: Hello, thank you, my name is plant. My name is planthony, I need your juice.

Kit Grier Mulvenna, Rory Powers in This Paranormal Life (Episode 261)

R: *arguing that shapes are the universal language, not math* K: You do know that shapes are maths as well? R: WHAAAT?!

Rory Powers, Kit Grier Mulvenna, Episode #101, This Paranormal Life