Sollux and karkat were right there, they were commenting way too much on each others bulges from their first conversations, had a pretty good friendship/rivalry and respected each other. davekat literally only started because dave repeated a phrase sollux said first and karkat saw that as a rebound chance. thats definitive proof of how davekat was always about throwing their crazy stans a bone, because there was no excuse to not make solkat canon instead

With how Hussie even not confirming about if Aradia and Sollux are moirails or matesprites, he would at least even say that Aradia was his moirail instead and let Karkat be the matesprite. Did Hussie got tired of Sollux, but couldn't kill him off because fan fave? There was no other reason for him to stay with Karkat by Post Retcon cause it was 'meant to happen that he goes with Aradia and leave the group since Vriska is around to solve everything and neither of them want to be around her despite she is literally solving everything'?

Post five nice things about yourself then share this with 10 of your followers. Let's spread the positivity!

1. I’m usually a pretty good person, I think.

2. I’m a good writer.

3. I have good taste in music.

4. I believe in the best of people.

5. I try my best not to hate anyone.

AUTHOR: roachpatrol CAST: Karkat♥Sollux, Kanaya♦Sollux, Karkat♦Kanaya RATING: Explicit WORD COUNT: 10102 ADDITIONAL TAGS: dubcon, body horror, altered consciousness, cordyceps zombie EXCERPT: “So where’d you get that from?” Sollux asks. “What?” you ask. “Your seeping arm wound. Have you been rolling in those corpses your dad brings home or what?” “Hey, at least my dad leaves the hive now and then,” you protest. You rub at your arm a little. “It’s just… I dunno, some kind of infection. I’ve been giving it air, you’re supposed to do that with infections.” “Karkat, there is actual stuff growing out of that infection.” You shrug. “Yeah, I guess.” You don’t really want to admit to cutting yourself during sickle practice. “No big deal, man, it’ll clear up.” rec'd by stheere

I MADE SOLKAT :D

Hey DaveJohn FanFics Please?

Anyone know an amazingly amazing DaveJohn FanFiction? I found pretty decent KarKat Sollux FanFic "Ea2iier 2aid Than Done" I mean it's good, but I couldn't really find and REALLY heart-wrenching, emotional, and funny DaveJohn story at all. I read T or M (btw this is on FanFiction.net) So if anyone has a Great story than uh...send a link please?

OH! And to the Spamano fans here does anyone know what happened to MusicBox? You know the really sad one where Romano gets his face and body brutally murdered by some jackass that breaks into their house, and at the funeral they won't show his face so Spain goes mentally insane and Prussia and France have to carry him out? It's a bunch of flashbacks on when Spain and Romano met when they were kids up to that day that Romano is in a coffin and--Fuck I'm not crying TT__TT DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIZED I WAS AFTER READING THAT?! Anyway, anyone know where that went? I think it was deleted but not sure why :P

So yeah, DaveJohn? Or what happened to MusicBox would be greatly appreciated...now if you don't mind I think I'm going to go slowly die as I lay in my own sobs....Thanks~

Double The Pleasure, Triple The Fun by roachpatrol

Summary: "Goddamn it, testing," you repeat, and you're back to solo, only your Derse mouth running. "Testing, one, two," you add with your Prospit face, and don't even yawn. "Excellent." // "That's really freaky," Karkat says hoarsely.

My thoughts: Another PWP, and this one actually has not been sitting in my bookmarks folder because I just found it today. ;) Sollux and Karkat...and Sollux, because this is a threesome fic. Very hot, but sad because Karkat clearly some feels going on. Despite the kind of porn!fic name, this has some darker currents running through it.

[linky linky]

"Can’t be proud of a silver medal, Dave is just a replacement Sollux for Karkat after Sollux chose Aradia over everyone else."

holy shit had to quote this comment because FACTS. sollux failed us all, he should've fucked the primadonna out of karkat’s thirsty ass or at least sent him some bulge pics to save us from the worst timeline, aradia also ended up abandoning him for the texan dollar store monodick version of him anyways.

solkat and daveara are better than davekat!

Solkat (aka Ketchup and Mustard) and Daveradia (aka Double Time) are better than Davekat. I wonder why would Karkat and Aradia choose a pale nubless monkey over their own kind.

AUTHOR: Grimreaperchibi CAST: Sollux♥Karkat, Gamzee♦Karkat; Kankri, Signless, Psiioniic, Mituna RATING: M WORD COUNT: 11015 ADDITIONAL TAGS: complete, cyberpunk, helmsmen, body horror, violence SUMMARY: Karkat Vantas wasn't a revolutionary. He was a kid who got pissed off when a group of bullies took what was his. A cyberpunk interpretation of the psionic-helmsman situation and an excuse to have Karkat be a BAMF. Because that doesn't happen as often as it should. EXCERPT: It started with finding out what was so special about a ‘psionic.’ From there, it was a crash course into the subversive, abusive slavery that founded the very tool he used to learn about it all. Psionics were used as controllers, amplifiers, and maintainers of the internet, their extra-mental powers translated into electrical impulses that kept the vast Empire functioning at its break-neck speed. Of course, the Government called it “Special Service,” made it sound prestigious and glorious, practically groomed such individuals from the cradle up that it was the most important thing they could do with their lives. The truth, however, was that the body was shoved into a machine and locked there, kept just alive enough so that the brains that made all the marvelous cogs of the regime turn remained active and functioning. There they’d stay until their powers burned out, death the only way to end “service.” It made him sick. It made him angrier. More than anything, though, it made Karkat act. He couldn’t just sit idly by in his scrap of safety knowing what even that much had cost. So he began digging further, looking, learning, always searching for something even he barely understood, a concept that couldn’t be proven—the ghost in the machine. rec'd by marginallyflailing

Of course, of course! The world can never have too much solkat.

submitted by suffkat

so i got bored 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7884626/1/I-AM-THE-SURVIVOR

KARKAT < = ♥️♦️♠️♣️ = > SOLLUX

TEREZI < = ♥️♦️♠️♣️ = > KANAYA

How hard was that?

ANON'S TROLL SHIPPING CHART is better than davekat!

*Buy it alongside karkat's shipping chart for maximum character growth and satisfying narrative resolutions

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HSO BR5: Sollux <3 Karkat, in the airport during a layover

AUTHOR: Quixotic CAST: Sollux♥Karkat, Sollux♦Rose, Terezi♥Karkat, Rose♥Dave , Tavros♦Terezi, Aradia♦Sollux RATING: T WORD COUNT: 20827 ADDITIONAL TAGS: incomplete, illustrated, trollstuck, urban fantasy AU, SUMMARY: A sweep out of secondary training and down almost every friend he's ever had, Karkat Vantas is stuck eking out an unsatisfying existence as a supposed rust blood in the empire's lowest pay grade. It isn't until his college flush crush Sollux Captor returns out of nowhere one night, boasting strange new knowledge and powers, that he's pulled into something greater. Because not only is the bright red blood he's spent his whole life hiding from of the utmost importance, it is literally divine. EXCERPT: Karkat would always remember exactly four things about the night that Sollux Captor left. The first thing he would remember was the pitiful look on his face. He’d just returned to the U of C campus’ lowblood dwellings, back from a long evening of banging his head against a library table, and honestly hadn’t expected to see his blockmate at all. Sollux’s schedule had gotten more and more erratic as the last few weeks had ticked on, and by Karkat’s count he was missing far more than an acceptable amount of classes. Not to mention not doing his homework, sleeping, or even bothering to stop and say hi, thank you very fucking much. While slightly easier to talk to, Aradia seemed to have no useful insight into the situation at all, and what she did say was vague to the point of uselessness. Like there was something she couldn’t tell him. It was in that state of fruitless irritation that he threw open the door of their shared respiteblock, hoping above all else that he would simply be able to flop onto his resting slab and not move for the next few hours. What he did instead was freeze in the doorway out of utter confusion, eyes wide and settled on just one thing: Sollux Captor, packing his bags in a tear-stained panic. rec'd by marginallyflailing