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ayushgarg53 · 9 months

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Delhi Me Court Marriage Kaise Kare

Court Marriage Karne Ke Liye Aapko Kuch Conditions Ko Poora Karna Padta Hai. Chaliye Jaante Hain Ki Wo Conditions Kya Hain?

Pehli Condition Hai Age : Ladke ki umar kam se kam 21 varsh ki honi chahiye aur ladki ki kam se kam 18 varsh

Doosri Condition Hai Bachelorhood : Ladka aur Ladki dono hi Court Marriage ke samay bachelor hone chahiye aur dono mein se koi bhi Court Marriage ke time shadi shuda nahi hona chahiye.

Teesri Baat Jo Dhyan Rakhni Hai Wo Hai Sahmati : Ladka aur ladki dono hi shadi ke liye raazi hone chahiye.

Chauthi Condition Hai Dharm Yani Religion : Ladka aur Ladki chahe kisi bhi jati ke hon lekin unka dharm same hona chahiye. Agar aap different religions ke hain to aapki shadi Special Marriage Act ke tahat hi ho sakti hai.

Panchvi Condition : Aap dono mein se koi na koi Delhi ka resident hona chahiye

Document Required for Court Marriage

In Conditions Ke Poora Hone Ke Baad Aapko Jaroorat Hoti Hai Documents Ki. Aapko Chahiye Hoga

Birth certificate ya high school marksheet ya passport ya kuch bhi aisa jo aapki age ko certify kar sake

Uske alawa aapko chahiye address proof jaise rent agreement, adhar card vagerah

Aapko chahiye honge 3 witness aur unke id proof aur address proof

Aapke 5-5 passport size photo

Call Our Lawyer

Court Marriage Karne Ke Do Tareeke Hain

Pehla tareeka un logon ke liye hai jo ek hi dharm ke hain. Iske tahat aap dono ki shadi aapke dharm ke riti rivaj ke anusar karne ke baad us shadi ko court mein register karana hota hai. Is registeration mein bataye gaye documents ke alawa aapko kuch aur documents ki jaroorat hogi. Jaise ki marriage ka invitation Marriage ke dauran liye gaye photos vagerah Dharmic riti se ki gayi shadi ko register karwane ki bahut jaroorat hoti hai jaise ki agar aapko visa apply karke apne spouse ke saath videsh jana ho ya spouse ground par transfer lena ho. Apni marriage ko register karane ke bahut faayde hote hain.

Ab agar aap dono hi different religions se hain to aapko Special Marriage Act ke tahat shadi karni padegi. Isme shadi ko register karne se pehle aapko kam se kam 1 mahine ka notice dena padta hai.

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 20.11.20

new title card! everyone looking hottttttttttttttttt af!

no for real though, this chick needs to fucking insure her feet or something. itne disaster-prone pair maine zindagi mein nahi dekhe.

this idiot. honestly, he needs to know to pick his battles. he used to be soooooooo smart and shaatir. now he’s just dumb as fuckkkkkkk, the way he’s playing the game. i really don’t understand. i just don’t.

“riddhima tumhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai? tum khud aage badhke apne bure waqt ki ghadi set karti ho.” lmaooooooo that’s a brilliant line and exactly what she does!

standard DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT MY FAMILY WRONG blah blah from riddhima.

trollolololololololololol i honestly just put up with this character just to see vishal play himmmmmmm

blah blah tell dadi that i should get the business, then the property, then the family, and then this room of his....... ew, gross implication of that room thing aside, bro slow your rolllllllllllll. also why are you tellling her all this??? why the fuckkkkk would you give her a heads-up?!?!!?!?

sweetheart bhi bola. ugh. i hate when any man calls any woman that. it sounds patronizing and condescending as fuckkkk. also i just don’t get why he wants to be like vansh so muchhhhhhhhh when HIS PERSONALITY IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN VANSH’S WAS?!!?!?!!?

ok i’m bored with this scene now and fwding.

pls sis, don’t say wohiiiiiiiii shakal and all. new shakal is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old shakal. like, i have no words to describe the improvement.

here aryan be making some stupid shady deals and he’s like mwahahahahaha now that vansh is gone, there’s no one to stop me!!!!!! dude, he literally used to do that to prevent you from going to fucking jail, lmao. you are so fuckingggggggg dumb istg.

“sivaaye mere!” snort. this i’m gonna enjoyyyyyyyyyyy.

aryan like TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAAKHAAAAN?!!!?!? and quite rightly so.

this is their new thing in the show. they show this angle of kabir jab uski kuch zyaaaada hi khisakkkkk jaati hai.

AKLSJALKFJSLKDJFLSDKJFLKDSJLFKJDSLKFJDSLKJFLSKJD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

“seedhe mooh baat kii thi. tameez se jawaab dena chahiye tha.”

lmaooooooooooooooo i can’tttttttttt with this fuckerrrrrrr. why is he so fuckingggggg hilarious?????

meanwhile bhaabiji is back at mandir place asking around about vihaan. she’s describing him as “bodybuilder type” which, lol......... ok.

chaiwaala is i know who he is and can give you deets.

she’s like yehiiii haina???? and he’s like yeah kinda, but hotter. way hotter. ok he didn’t say it. i’m saying it. BUT IT’S THE TRUTH, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit she just had to give him 2x my wholeass monthly rentttttttt to get the deets. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk????? ALSO MY GOD WHO JUST CARRIES AROUND THIS MUCH CASH IN THEIR LIL DINKY GOING-TO-THE-MANDIR PURSE???????????

bhaiyyaji very very happy with his loot of the day butttttttttttt.........

lmao this one like I WORKED REALLY HARD AS AN ACCOUNTANT TO EARN THAT WAD OF CASH THAT SHE JUST HANDED TO YOU OK??????? YOU THINK SHE MAKES THIS MUCH AS NO-NAME PHYSIOTHERAPIST WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF ONE CLIENT????? AND NOW I’VE HAD TO SWITCH CAREERS. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. I HAD TO LEARN A WHOLEEEEEEEE NEW SKILLSET. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT ON COURSERA AND UDEMY AND GITHUB RIGHT AFTER FALLING OFF A CLIFF?????????? DO YA???????????

sorry shaktimaan.

“virus hoon main. ek baar laga gaya na toh zindagi ka file corrupt kar doonga.” lmaoooooooooo lord the dumbass tech related metaphorsssss.

ok that’s a bit much but mmmmmm baby i love to watch you work. esp. this outfit, unf. it’s really getting me so damn hot for you.

khud ki hi biwi ka phone number score karke itnaaaaaa khush kisi ko hote hue pehli baar dekha hai.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

aryan, who is literally tied to a chair is growling at kabir about how this won’t end well for him and kabir’s like..............

snorttttttttt i love this psychopathhhhhh.

kabir is like just use your ickle brain cell lil one. i’m a cop. i have alllll the details of every single shady thing you’ve done. first i’ll show it to the family, then to the authorities. and then there miiiiiiiiiiight be an encounter later.......... lmao yessssssssss, i love it.

“woh kya haina, samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hota hai. lekin tum itne samajhdaar nahi ho na, iss liye itne detail mein samjhaana pada!” i really cannot stop laughing at this scene. truly the evil bros dynamic i have been craving for from this show.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is enough for aryan to maarofy palti.

but ooooooooooops. he called him kabir. which we know is this one’s sore spot these days.

“kabir.................... sir?” lmfaooooooooooooo

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

bitch wht you callllllll vansh?????

“kabir...... bhai.”

OMFG THE STRAIGHT UP ORGASM FACE HE MADE AT THAT?!?!!??!?! JESUS KABIR I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY FOR THIS. EVEN FREUD DIDN’T COME UP WITH A THEORY FOR WHATEVER FREAKY “BHAIYYA ISSUES” YOU HAVE GROWN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUTTA NOWHERE.

aryan is literally like...............................

“ab BHAIYYA ki do baat dhyaaaaan sunna, ok????”

ok deal done. do shady fuckers have allied. kaisi ram milaaye usa-uk type jodi hai paapiyon ki.

aryan like but everything belongs to dadi now, and dadi is forsho gonna hand it all over to her laadli riddhima, who hates your guts.

“tum jitna smart mujhe samajhte ho, usse kahinnnnnn zyaada smart hoon main.”

aryan like ok but fr how exactly are you gonna achieve this??????/

“bhagwaan ne pehle hi tumhe dimaag kam diya hai. issi umar mein sab use karloge toh aage kya karoge??? jitna bola gaya hai, utna karo.” LMAO PLS MAN CAN WHOEVER IS WRITING KABIR’S LINES WRITE THEM FOR VIHAAN TOOOOOOOO. COZ THESE ARE GENUINELY SO FUNNY AND HIS ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING LAME.

riddhima walks in to aryan having already gotten dadi’s ear and having kabir involved in the business. he’s already signing papers and shit! idhar mereko debit card use karte waqt 4 baar sign karna hota hai to prove i’m the actual owner and didn’t just steal it from somewhere, and this guy just got signing authority to a wholeass empire in half an hour.

aryan talking soooooooooooo nicely about kabir and riddhima is like OK FOR SURE THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN THREATENED AND/OR BRIBED.

lmaooooooooo aryan again referred to him as “kabir” and K just cleared his throat all ominously. and promptlyyyyyyy aryan’s like “KABIR BHAI!!!! KABIR BHAI!!!!!!!!!”

uska jhattttt jawaaab bhi mil gaya universe se, hahahahahaha.

kaunsa bhai, kahaan ka bhai, haaaaan??????

oh boy. this angle again.

“isse vansh bhai ki jagah dena, business mein involve karna; kya deal hui hai tumhari, kitne mein becha hai tumne apne aap ko; bolo?!?!?!? ki tumhe yeh achanak se apna bhai lagne laga hai????” DAMN. I LOVE ISHANI. SHE’S SHARP AS A TACK. WHY THE FUCK WON’T DADI JUST GIVE HER THE EMPIRE?????????

dadi talking blah blah anupriya ka beta hai, yeh bhi tumhare bhai haina. god shut upppppppppp dadi.

“jeete-jee toh nahi, dadi. mere liye bhai ka sirf ek matlab tha, vansh bhai.” aw mannnnnnnnnnnn. i really hope we get more ishani/vansh-vihaan when he enters the house. i really wanna see more of their bond. he always was so soft for siya, but it’s so obvious that ishani loves him beyond belief. what a shame to not show us more of that.

“respect earn kii jaati hai, zabardasti lee nahi jaati.” DAMN RIGHT SIS. YOU TELL EMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

ab iss angle mein atke issko yeh kaun samjhaaye???

you know that realllllllllly dumbass cringeworthy song called psycho saiyyaan? they should remake it for this show and call it “aaya mora BHAIYYA psycho!!!”

so apt!

dadi apologizing some more for ishani and giving kabir khulaaaaaaaa rein to handle business. riddhima not happy about this and decides kuchhhhh toh karna hogaaaaaa.

she finally remembers of angre’s existence and that he is the only one who’ll really help her.

ISS GHAR KE SAARE MARD EK SE BADHKAR EK PAAGAL HAIN.

riddhima saying the saaaaaaame thing.

angre se bro ka judaai sahaa nahi jaa raha. brotp ho toh aisa.not that vansh articularly deserves this much love and loyalty, seeing the way he treated angre, but angre’s saying he was my boss, bhai, dost, everythingggggg to meeeee. awwww.

BUT ALSO THIS FUCKER FULLLLLY DOING THIS DRAMA HAVING HELPED VANSH SURVIVE AND CHANGE IDENTITIES, LIKH KE LELO MERE SE.

ishani coming in and is like at least he’s grieving bhai’s death. you toh let some other fucker into the house on bhai’s terhvi itself.

“sab apni life mein aage badh gaye hain. aise behave karr rahe hain jaise kuch hua hi nahi hai! kisi ko koi parvaah hi nahi hai ki vansh bhai humaare beech nahi hain.” aw mannn, i honestly love her the mosttttttttttttttt.

she’s like angre’s trying to take his pain out, usse toh chain paane do.

riddhima got a message from chaiwaala (no, not the one at 7, race course road) and bounces.

meanwhile angre is telling ishani to give the belt back and stop pretending she gives a fuck about him. she’s like i don’t, but i know you loved bhai as much as i do. so i won’t let you do this to yourself.

she’s like if you really want to honour him and give him peace, then we need to make a plan so that the fucker who’s ghusofied into his house can’t take his place. OMG YOU GUYS THEY’RE TEAMING UPPPPPPP?!?!?!??!!? A GENTLE BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, VANSH’S DEATH HAS BROUGHT NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO THIS SHOW.

cutiepie is waiting for wifey to show up. has some stupidass tech dialogue to maarofy about it but the less said about that, the better.

“message padha bhi nahi??? kaise pata karoon????” lmao itna bada hacker hai, and he’s at the mercy of whatsapp ka blue tick feature like the rest of us.

not to worry boo. she’s on her waaaaaay.

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILLLLLLLL HAVE ALL THE PICS OF THE FAM LYING OUT IF HE KNOWS SHE’S GONNA SHOW UP?!?!!?!?!?!

“intezaar bhi tab tak cute lagta hai jab tak frustrate na kar de; miss..... pretty raisinghania!” dude, whether he’s vansh or not, he’s simping so hard for her. i fucking love it.

oh shit she walks in as he’s heartttttteyeing over her piccccccc.

oh nope. he’s the flash flying jatt. already disappeared behind his desk.

yeah girl. i know. I KNOW!!!!!!!

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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lyricsocean · 4 years

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name:-Sargam (1950) Singer :-Mohammed Rafi, Lata Mangeshkar, Chitalkar Ramchandra Actor:-Rehana Sultan, Raj Kapoor, Om Prakash, David Lyricist:-Pyarelal Santoshi Music By:-Chitalkar Ramchandra

suno shab, suno shab, o bhai suno apane des su nikale the ham le ke lutiya-dori kaudi-kaudi jodi ban gaye lala aaj karodi mharo nam seth karodi pas hamare hatthi ghoda phaltan fauj sipahiya lekin aise kaise bane ham bol dun bapu, bol de beta bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya, sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya, sabase bhala rupaiya sabase bhala rupaiya, hay rupaiya hay rupaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya

ho rupay se sab banate hai kam, duniya hai rupaye ki gulam rupay se sab banate hai kam, duniya hai rupaye ki gulam jhuto ram-ramaiya bhaiya, jhuto ram-ramaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya, sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya, sabase bhala rupaiya bapu ho bapu, are ki hai barakhuradar kahana to nahi chahiye lekin kya karun hun lachar ki hai bol bhi o kheto ke us par, o kheto ke us par rahati hai gori gori, garib kisan ki chhori mujhe hai isase pyar bapu mujhe hai isase pyar hay, ki kahe, ki kahe, pyar ki hoy any pyar ki hoy ham to ek hi bat jane bol dun bapu, bol de beta bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya

o jhuthi hai sab prit-muhabbat, duniya me sachchi hai daulat jhuthi hai sab prit-muhabbat jhuthi hai sab prit-muhabbat, duniya me sachchi hai daulat, hamari jivan-naiya ko bas, paisho par lagaiya bhaiya paisho par lagaiya hamari jivan-naiya ko bas, paisho par lagaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya

thik hai bapu, mai jata hun aap to jane hai mai beqasur hun, liken majabur hun are kathe jaye, kathe jay, meri bat bhi to sun teri khatir dekhi hai ek rajakumari, hai ek rajakumari ja ghoda lay aa, ja ghoda lay aa kar jane ki taiyari, kar jane ki taiyari hire ki hansali daungo, moti ko har daungo lekin badale me raja se, ek-ek ke hajar laungo kya shadi bhi hai byopar, han beta, ek-ek ke bane hajar i kalamunhi ko chhod, tu pyar se munh mod are paise se nata jod thik hai bapu, manata hun mai apaki bat laiye wo jevarat leh le, badha dou hath, e ghoda lao ghodo

bapu ji ram-ram hamane bana liya hai kam, hamane bana liya hai kam aap jaise bap ki surat bhi dekhani hai haram aap jaise bap ki surat bhi dekhani hai haram jo bete ke lagate hai dam, aur karate hai bich bazar nilam e e e ki kahe, ki kahe hamari sari umar ki kamai gai, chhodo re hay daiya bol dun bapu, han han bol de beta bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya bap bhala na bhaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya sabase bhala rupaiya, hay rupaiya, hay rupaiya bhaiya sabase bhala rupaiya sabase bhala rupaiya, hay rupaiya, hay rupaiya

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jyotiankur2017 · 5 years

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23 june 2019

It's ur day janaa...💝

Happiest birthday to you bchha may god always bless u wid happiness joy and success. You get what you want in your life..

May you live more and more years kam pade to meri umar v lag jaye ..😘

Saal me ek yahi din aisa hota hai jis din mai apne dil ki sari baten fir chahe wo achhi ho ya buri past ho ya aane wala future, sari baten kah deti hu. Aisa nhi hai baki din maine tmse kuch chhupaya hai bas kuch chijen hain jo akbhi kabhi sahi waqt ka mohtaz hoti hai..

1 saal ho gye hame saath rahte is 1 saal me hum dono ne bahot si chijen dekhi , hum sath me hanse , hum sath me ek dusre k liye roye ,humne ek dusre k aansu v ponchhe, maine tm pr gussa v bhot v kiya tumko bhot danta v, humne ruth kr fr se ek dusre ko manay. Par pta h sbse achhi chij kya thi hmare bich "humne ek dusre ko smjha" humne kbhi kisi tisre ko humare bich aane ka koi mauka nhi diya..

Aaj tumhare b'dy me mai firse tmhare sath nhi hu i am so sorry bchha , maine bhot sare plan bna rkhe the par situation aise ho gye ki is baar v mai tmhare saath nhi hu. Kash ki mai tmhara b'dy bhot special bna pati par abi bs yhi kr skti hun...

Tum mere liye mere life ka ek beautiful part ho wo hissa jise mai chah kr v nhi bhul sakti , na aaj na kbhi bhi.. Tum mere liye kya ho agr btane baithi to padhte padhte tumhara b'dy hi nikl jayegaa isliye bas itna hi..

Happy b'dy bchha..🎂🎊🎉

Tumhare b'dy me tmse hi kuch mangna chahti hun doge?

Shadi kroge mujhse???💍💝

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viralvideofunda · 6 years

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Update No. 12: Khawab Aur…

Larki: mein aap se bohat bohat bohat ziyadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa piyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kartiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…

Aap k binaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa meinnnnnnnnnnnnnn marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr jaoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaapppppppp k siwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa meraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa koiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii b nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Meinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppp seeeeeeeeeeeeeee bohatttttttttttttttttttttt piyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kartiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn BAHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Jaise hi mere khawab mein us larki k muuh se BAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII lafz nikltey suna meri aankh khul gai. Mere nangey jisam k har hise mein had se ziyada paseena hi paseenaa tha, jo beh b raha tha.

Jaise hi mein jaga mein uth kar baith gya meri nazar seedha samney bane bathroom ki taraf gai jahan chachi preshan nazaroon se meri hi taraf daikhe ja, rahi thien.

Mein foran bed se utha aur chalta howa kitchen mein chala gya aur 2,3 glass pani pi kar jaise hi faragh howa mein khud ko normal karta raha. Chachi chalti hoi mere pas aai aur mere mathey par hath laga kar daikhney lagien phir fiker mandi se bolien: Usman… kiya howaaaaaaaa… tabiyaat to theak hai na…

Mein is kashma-kash mein tha k chachi ko apne khawab k bare mein bataoon ya nahi, agar bataoon b to kiya bataoon??? Khawab mein aney wali us larki ka mohabbat ka izhaar karna ya us larki ka akhir mein BAHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kehna???

Mein: wo… mein… mein ne… chachiiii… khawab mein… kisiiii… larkiiii… ko … daikhaaa…

Mein ne tootey phootey alfaaz mein sirf itna hi bol saka, tab chachi ne mujhy kitchen mein parrey morhey par bitha diya aur khud foran kitchen se bahir ja kar, 1 chair apne liye ley aayein.

Chachi apni chair ko mere qareeb kartey howe apne sath laai sarsoon k tail ki bottle ko kholtey howe mujh se bolne lagien. ‘’mujhy maloom hai… tum har waqat mehnat kartey rehtey ho, aur apna khiyaal nahi rakhtey (sarsoon k tail ko apney hath mein bhar kar mere sar ki malish kartey howe) Sonia ko daikha hai kabhi ghoor se??? nahi na… wo b chacha g k chale jane k baad khud ka dehan nahi rakhti aur tum ho hi aese… na pata hai k kab sona hai, kab jagna hai, kab nahana hai, kab khana khana hai, din ko kam az kam kitni martaba pani peena hai, bazar se phaal lane hain ghar mein sabzi lani hai, inhi cheezoon se insaan ka jisam mazboot hota aur dimagh sahi tareeqe se kam karne lagta hai.

Chachi sath sath nasheeteien b kar rahi thi aur mere sar ki malish b kar rahi thein. Mera dehan ahista ahista apney khuwab se hat kar chachi ki baatoon mein lagne laga, jis se mere dimagh mein kafi tensions ahista ahista khatam hone lagien.

Chachi: aaj se tumhari tension meri tension… ok??? Meri baat ki samjh aai ya is sar k upar se ghuzar gai (mere sar par halka sa thapar lagatey howe bolien)

Mein kuch b nahi bola, tab chachi ne mujhy wahien chorra aur khud dhood gharam karne k liye shelf k pas chali gaien aur mujhy wahien baithey rehney ka bolne lagien.

Mein b khamoshi se sar ko jhukaye phir se sochoon mein gum wahien baitha raha chachi ne dhood neem garam kar mujhy pakraya aur shelf k daraz se badaam ka shaper nikal kuch badaam mujhy daitey howe bolien: jaisa mein khud ka khiyaal rakhti hoon waise tujhy apna khiyaal rakhna ho ga. Chal tu apne na sahi, kam az kam Sonia ka to khiyaal rakh liya kar.

Subha kam par jane se pheley Sonia ko nashta karwa kar khud jaya karo. Wapis sham ko ghar aney par sham ka khana apne hathoon se khilaya karo. Apne se ziyada usey jab piyar karo gaye to wo chaley jane waloon k liye ghumgheen (dukhi) nahi ho gi

Mein kuch dair tak chachi ki baatien sunta raha aur apne zehan mein zehan nasheen karta raha. Chachi kuch dair k baad uthien aur raat k khane k liye tiyaari karne lagien.

Mein un ko kuch dair tak kam karta daikhta raha phir uth kar usi sofe par baith gya jahan kal baitha tha. Mein sofe k qareeb khriki se bahir daikhney laga.

Bahir aab andheera chah raha tha mein sochne laga k aab mujhy apne ghar jana chahye kiyoon k ho sakta hai k Sonia wapis aa jaye lekin chachi ne mere pas aa kar meri goad mein baithtey howe mera irada tabdeel karwa diya.

Chachi: aaj Sonia nahi aye gi. Sonia ko maria apne sath ley gai hai, aur wo 2 din tak usey apne sath rakhey gi.

Chachi apne sath 2 cup chahe ley kar aai thien, mein un k hath se chahe ka cup ley kar chahe peene laga. Chachi abhi tak meri goad mein baithi different topics par baat kar rahi thien aur sath hi sath Sonia ko agey parhane ki salah daine lagien. Mujhy chachi ki harbaat achi lag rahi thi. Chachi ki 1 bhi baat ghalat nahi thi. Sonia ki umar hoi b kitni thi sirf 21 saal…

Tab chachi ne apna chehra meri taraf kartey howe mujh se kaha: agar tum khud b koshish karo to Sonia parh b jaye gi aur tum b

Mein: wo kaise chachi… mein to aab nahi parh sakta, mujhy abhi to bohat sare paise jama karne hain jin se mein Sonia ki shadi karwa sakooon, sonia ki shadi k liye jaheez aur kaprre laatey, maria k liye wo sab karna hai jo mein Sonia k liye karna chahta hoon. Aese mein, mein kaise parh sakta hoon mana k mein 8 jamatien (classes) parh chukka hoon aur Sonia b, lekin aesa tab mumkin hota jab mujh par zumeedariyaan kam hotien.

Chachi mere hath se khali cup ley kar khirki mein rakh kar mere chehre ko apne hathoon se pakar kar halka sa upar uthatey howe bolien: jaise mein gaoon k liye, gaoon k bachoon k liye, tumhare chacha k liye, khud k liye, aur is ghar k liye waqat nikalti hoon waise tujhy b in sab baatoon k liye waqat nikalna chahye. Tabhi to tu Sonia k sath sath maria ko b achi zindagi de sakta hai.

Chachi ne mera chehra apne hathoon se azad chor kar mere hath ko pakar kar apne sar par rakh kar jazbaati andaaz mein bolni lagien. ‘’tu wada kar, tu har roz Sonia k sath yahan kuch waqat k liye sirf parhney k liye aya karey ga’’

Mein chachi ki baatoon se sach mein parhne ka dil mein khiyaal ley kar aa raha tha aur aab chachi ne rahi sahi qasar is andaaz se nikal di, mein ne b muskratey howe HAAN kar di. Chachi mazeed kuch dair tak meri goad mein baithi rahien, phir dobara se kitchen mein chali gai aur mein uth kar chachi k bedroom mein chala gya.

Mere jisam par kaprre ka naam o nishan nahi tha lekin chachi usi naughty aur BRA mein poore ghar mein ghoom rahi thien. Kamre mein aa kar mein fresh howa aur toliye (towel) ko apne jisam par bhand liya. Chachi ne khana dinning table par lagatey hi mujhy bahir aney ka bola.

Mein bed se utha aur chalta howa dinning table par aa baitha. Hum dono khamoshi se khana khatey rahey phir maloom nahi mujh mein itni himmat aai k mein utha aur samne baithi chachi ka hath pakar kar apni goad mein bitha liya.

Jab mein ne chachi ko apni goad mein bitha liya tab dil aur dimagh k sawaloon k jawab yehi diya k agar chachi khuley aam meri goad mein aa kar baith sakti hain. Mein q nahi chachi ko apni goad mein khud nahi bitha sakta.

Hum kuch dair tak 1 dosre ko daikhtey rahey, phir meri chachi ne phela luqma chachi ne meri taraf khane ka barhaya to mein un k hathoon se khana khaney laga. Isi tarah mein un ko khana khilane laga aur wo mujhy…

Aese hi piyar bhare mahool mein hum ne khana 1 dosre khilaya aur chachi khamoshi se muskrati hoi meri goad se uth kar bartan utha kar kitchen mein ley jane lagien. Mein ne b chachi ki madad ki, phir hum usi sofe par baithey rahey tab mein ghar jane ka sochne laga q k mujhy matkey bananey thy jab mein ne chachi se ijazat talab ki to chachi bolien: Mein ne subha tumhare janey k baad Sonia k sath mil kar sara kam kar diya tha. Tumhien kahien b janey ki zaroorat nahi hai.

Jab humare pas mazeed koi baat na rahi to chachi uthien aur dosre kamre mein ja kar kuch books ley aayein aur mujhy dikhatey howe bolien: papers ko sirf 6 Maah reh gaye hain in 6 Maah mein tum dono ki tiyari ba-asaani ho jaye gi. Kiya khiyaal hai aaj se shuru kiya jaye ya kal se???

Mein chachi k hath se 1 book ley kar khol kar daikhney laga tab chachi ne mera hath pakar kar mujhy apney sath chaht par baney kamroon mein ley gai. Chachi chacha ne mil kar is ghar k 2 hise bana rakhey thy 1 hisa nechey aur dosra hisa upar wala…

Chachi mujhy upar wale portion mein ley aayein. Aur mujhy humare ghar ki taraf baney 1 kamre mein ley gaien. Chachi ne ghar mein Solar Panel System laga rakha tha jo yahan kiya, yahan k bazaroon mein kisi ne nahi laga rakha tha. Chachi ne us kamre ki light on kar andar dakhil ho gai. Chachi ne mera hath chorra aur tezzi se chalti hoi us kamre ki tamam khirkiyoon ko khol diya. Is kamre ki tamam khirkiyoon mein jaali lagi hoi thi jin k bahir Heart (Dil) baney howe thy.

Jaise hi chachi ne bahir ki lights on ki, meri nazar humare ghar k us hise mein gai jahan mein aksar kam karta tha. Chachi k light on karne k baad chachi ne murr kar mujhy daikha

Mein: chachi… aap mujhy kam karta howa daikhti rehti hain???

Chachi (maan mein): agar ye bol doon k nahi to is ka dil toot sakta hai. jhoot bol daiti hoon shayad usman aur mere darmiyaan jo thori c jhijaak hai, wo khatam ho jaye.

Chachi: haan mein har roz sham ko yahan se Sirf Tumhien daikha karti hoon… jab tum apni qameez utare matkey bana rahe hotey ho.

Chachi ne ye baat meri taraf daikhey beghair us taraf daikhtey howe boli jahan mein kam karta tha. Mein khush hotey howe agey barha aur chachi ko peechey se hug kartey howe : sach mein chachiiiiiiiiiiii… aap mujh se sab se ziyada piyar karti ho… aur aab mein b karne laga hoon… aap ka jab b dil kare mujhy bula liya karien… kash mein aap ka beatta hota aur jab jab moaqa milta hum piyar kartey rehtey…

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ye mere life me pehli sex ke ek naye experience ki chudai kahani hai. jab maine apne ‘sagi mausi’ ki chudai ki. M jara apna intro de dun…. m Bihar ke bhagalpur ka rehne wala hun, aur ek zamindaar family se belong karta hun. meri ht 6ft aur sharir kafi hatta-katta h . Abi m bengluru me b.tech(4th year) kar rha hun. Wahan college me maine do girl friend bnayi aur unki chudai bhi ki,,,, lekin mujhe kisi shadi-shuda ki chudai karne ki ichha thi,,,,, jo maine apne mausi se puri ki. Ab sidhe kahani par ata hun, chunki m ek rich family se hun isliye mere mummy ne mere choti mausi ko apne hi gaon me business ke liye zameen diya h,,, kyunki mere chote mausa kamjor h aur kuch karte bhi nahi. ab apne mausi ke bare me btata hun….. wnka naam ‘meenakshi’ a aur ek dum gori-chitti filmy heroine lagti h, umar 30 hone kee bad bhi kase huye ” BOOBS” aur ” BADI GAAND ” h ,,,,, jispar gaon me kai log dekhkar muth marte h,,, lekin humare rutbe ke karan kuch karne ki himmat nahi hoti. maine kai barr apne papa ko bhi unki gand ko ghoorte dekha lekin meri mummy ki wajah se wo kuch nai karte, kyunki meri mummy bahut sakht h, Halanki wo bhi mast h maine kai bar rat ko chhup kar ‘papa aur mummy ‘ ki chudai dekhi h, han to bat is year January 2014 ki h…m ghar aya hua tha aur gaon me thand bhi bahut thi. Maine jab sse internet par ‘aunty -sex ki story’ padhi h tab se mera man apne mausi ko chodne ka ho rha tha aur is bar mujhe mauka bhi mil gya. Jab m ghar aya to sab og bahut khus huye , m ghar ka iklauta beta hun islie sabka dulara bhi hun apni mausi ka bhi… sham ko jab mausi dukan se ghar ay to mere ankhon me unke ”boobs” chamakne lage maine unhe gale lagaya aur jor se ane chhati me sata liya. mujhse control nahi ho rha tha jee kar rha tha ki mausi ka rape kar dun… par ruk gya. Ra ko khana khane ke bad… m mausi ke paas jakar baith ya aur apne college ki idhar-udhar ki batein sunane lag gya, wo bhi maje se sun rahi thi. Bechari humesha se gaon me rahi thi to unhe….. city ke bare bahut utsukta thi. Baton ke dauran mausi ne baatay ki mausa jee pichle 2 mahine bimaar h aur udaas h kar rone lagi. maine unke gore gal par se ansu ko pocha. aur unke kandhe ko pakar kar dilasa dene lag gya aur kaha m aapko bahar ghumane le jaunga aur wo rote huye mere gale se lag gyi . muje maja aa rha tha m unke boobs ko apne chhati par mahsoos kar rhaa tha,,, phir thori der baad wo sone chali gayi. aur m bhi muth mar kar aakar apne rum me unko chodne ka tarika sochne lag gya, Dusrre din….meri mummy ne kaha ki paas ke sahar me mela lga h. to m jakar ghum aaon…. tabhi mujhe tarkib sujh gayi. aur maine maa se kaha ki mausi ko bhi sath le jaunga…. wo pehle to nahi maani lekin mere jid karne par haami bhar di. Abb mujhe apne plan ko sahi se execute karna tha….. maine dopahar ko mausi ko bhi dukan me jakar mele jane ki baat btayi to wo bhi man gayi aur sham ko m apne bike sse unhe pichhe bitha kar nikal pada. raste me bar-bar break lga kar main unke bobs ko ane peeth se touch kar rha tha…. Sham ko mele me ghumne ke dauran…. maine mausi ko bahut khus dekha… ab mujhe apne plan ka dusra bhag execute karna tha…. maine apni bike punchar kar di…. aur ghar phone karr diya ki m ab kal subah bike sahi karwa kar aaunga. Mausi pehle to hichkichai lekin phir wo bhi mere sath hotel e rehne ko tayar h gayi……. Wahi ek chote se hotel me maine ek kamra liya aur mausi ke sah us kamre me aa gya. phir mausi ko kamre me bitha kar…. m unse kuch der ke liye bol kar bahar aa gya. aur daru ke theke par ja kar… desi daru pi li aur ek apne sath cold drink me mila kaar le aaya. jab m hotel pahucha to mere muh se bear ki smell aa rahi thi lekin mausi ne mujhse kuch nahi kaha. Jab mausi sone ke liye niche bichawan lagane lagi to maine unhe baithne ke liye kaha aur unke karib ho gya, phir maine unse kaha ki,, ” aaj aap baut sundar lag rahi ho o wo hasne lagi… maine: “phir kaha ki aaj to aap meri girlfriend se bhi achhi lag rahi ho….to wo sharma gayi aur uthne lagi to maine unka hath pakar kar apni or khinch lya.. mausi: :ye kya kar rahe ho…. ab humko sone do… unhe ab shayad shaq hone lga tha” lekin maine unhe apne gale laga liya aur kiss karne lga…. wo mujhse chutn ki naka kosis karne lagi…. par jab chut nahi payi to bolne lagi ki “chhor do humko…. nahi to m didi se bol dungi”… lein maine unhe nahi chora aur unki blouse ko ek side se phar diya…. jisse unka ek GOLA(BOOBS) bahar aa gya… ab wo chilane lagi to maine unhe jor se 3-4 thappar maare jisse wo rone lagi aur chorne ko minnate karne lagi….. lekin mujhpe aaj hawas ka bhut sawar tha…. aur ab desi daru ne bhi asar dikhana suru kar dia tha… Mausi ka jabardasti rape maine kaha: “ki dekh saki randi…. agar une mana kiya to m mummy se teri jhuti najayaj sambandh ki shikayat karke tujhe gaon se niklwa dunga.. mausi ab dar se kanp rahi th…. aur mujhe maja aa rha tha… ab usne apne aao ko churana chhor diya aur mere pairon par gir kar maafi mangne lagi ” aisa mat karna….. warna uske pati ka ilaaz kaise hoga,,,,aur rone lagi” maine use uthaya aur kaha ki tu bas wo karti ja jo m kahta hun…. aur usne han me sar hila diya. ab mai bed par aa gya…. aur usse apne kapde utaar kar aae ko kaha. Mausi ne jaise i api sari utari…. uske petikot se mujhe uske ‘jhanto bhar CHUT’ ke darshan ho gya aur maine bhi khud k nanga kar kiya…mera LUND ab phunkare marne lag gya tha…. ab mausi puri nangi ho kar bed par aa gayi…wo ab bhi ro rahi thi aur apne hathon se apne boobs ko dhankne ki nakam kosis kar rahi thi. maine uske hath ko hata kar…uske bade boobs ko chusna suru kar diya… aur daant bhi kaatne lga…jisse wwo awaze nikalte huye aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh aah aahhh……oooi karne lag gyi. thri der boobs chusne ke bad mai 69 ke posn me aa kat unke jhant bhare chut ko chatne lga … aur unhe bhi apna tight lund chusne ko kaha… lekin usne mna kar diya aur kaha ki..” hum aisa pehl nahi kiye…h ghin aati h”… lekin maine jabardasti uske muh me apna laaura dal diya…. Mausi chut bahut ko tasty thi…. aur tight bhi…shayad mause ne bahut dino se unhe choda nahi tha…. phir maine apni ungi dal kar unke chut ka masalane lga….. ab mera 8 inch ka lund ek dum tight aur khadda ho chuka tha….. mausi usko dekhkar dar gaui aur bola ki nahi ab kch mat karo isse bahut dard hoga,,, ye sun kar mujhe aur josh aa gya aur maine uth kar ek takiya unke thigh ke niche lga kar unke chut ko upar utha diya…. aur ek hi jhatke me apne lund ko unki chut me de mar….. mausi jor se chilla uthi… aaaaaaaaaaaii maaaaaaaiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah nnnnnnnnaaahiiiaaaaaaaah maine unke muh ko ek hat dba kar chut ki taraf dekha to abhi sir lund ka supara hi gya tha,,,, thori der usi tarah rehne ke bad unke boobs chusne laga jisse wo kuch shant ho gayi…lagta tha jaiise mausa ka lund bahut chhota tha..isliye shadi ke 3 saal bad bhi unko koi bachha nahi tha,,,aur mausi ki chut ek dum tight thi. Ab maine LUND ko halka bbahar nikala aur ek jor k jhata lagay…jhatke sath hi mausi ek dum hil si gayi aur aaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mar gayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajhooooooooooossssssssssssss kar ke rone lagi ,,,lekin maine dekha ki lund pura andar ja chuka tha… ab maine bina time waiste kiye unhe jor jor se jhatke marne lga aur har jhatke sath wo aahahhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooiaaaaaaaaaaaaahmaaaaaaaannnnn larne lagi…ur fir behos ho gayi… mai waise h jhatke marte rha. Phir cold drinks ke kuch chithe unke muh par maare…. ab wo hos me aa gayi aur dhire-dhire moan kkarne lagi…… a aaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahh ki awaje niklne lagi. Ab unhe bhi maja aane lga tha…. lagbhag 20 minute tak chodne ke bad mai unke chut me hi jhar gya…. Aur unke upar so gya…. subah jab meri neend khuli to mausi ab bhi raat k chudai ki wajah se thak kar so rah thi… maine unhe ek bar phir choda…. lekin is bar unhone bhi sath diya aur unhe dard bhi kam hua…. Dopahar ko hum ghar aa gaye….. maa ne mausi se pucha ki kal mele me kta ghum liya j itni thaki si ho to mausi ne hans kar jawab diya ki ‘kal ka mela to bahut bdhiya tha… aur meri taraf hans kar chali gayi” Us din ke bad se… maine apni mausi ko kai baar choda… aur phir mere se i wo bachhe ki maa bhi bani. To doston ye thi meri mausi ke sath…. unki chudai ki kahani….!

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