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tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol · 9 months

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How would the bots and cons handwriting be like? (Sorry for my bad English lol)

Ahhh! I love this idea! Had WAY too much fun with this.

Bots and Cons Handwriting

Optimus:

-Can write insanely neatly, and in literally ANY font

-Everything he writes looks like it came straight from Google Docs

-He can perfectly recreate Comic Sans, much to the children's amusement

-Handwriting KING

-He's too powerful

Arcee:

-Her handwriting is gorgeous

-She writes very neatly, definitely in cursive

-Everything she writes looks like a diary from the Victorian era

-Majestic✨✨✨✨

Ratchet:

-Cursive, but MESSY cursive

-Like, REALLY messy cursive. What is he even writing? Who knows? It's a mystery.

-You know, cuz, like, that's how a pharmacist's prescriptions look, and he's a medic. Lol

-Ratchet has messy pharmacist handwriting

Bumblebee:

-His handwriting is so cute😭

-Basically Comic Sans

-Not PERFECT Comic Sans like Optimus, but just bubbly and adorable

-Having legible handwriting is something he practices a lot, since his voice box is broken. Writing is a nice way to express himself if need be.

-He has kindergarten teacher handwriting

-My dyslexia would be so happy

Smokescreen:

-Neat enough handwriting, but HE WRITES SO BIG

-All caps, all the time

-He goes through too many notebooks, because he saves NO space

-Poor guy. He just has a big personality

Bulkhead:

-Unreadable

-His hands are just way too big

-Very messy. Only Wheeljack can read it because he and Bulkhead share the same braincells

-Bulkhead and Ratchet get in arguments, because Ratchet's reads Bulk's handwriting, and is like: "Bulkhead, your attempts at penmanship are downright INCOMPREHENSIBLE."

And Bulkhead's like: "You say that like any of us can read yours!"

And Arcee's like: "I second that."

And Bumblebee buzzes in agreement.

Ratchet just rolls his eyes, like "ugh." Because he can't argue. HIS handwriting is gibberish, too.

Ultra Magnus:

-Opposite of Smokescreen...Ultra Magnus's handwriting is TINY!

-Seriously, where is it? You need a microscope.

-Only the humans can read it, because it's so small. And even THEY have to squint

-It's also PERFECT. His handwriting is very neat

and blocky, like a typewriter

-If only we could actually see it

Wheeljack:

-He's like, a graphic design CHAMPION

-He learned handwriting from Miko, so he loves big bubble letters. He decorates them with cool patterns, like flames, and lightning bolts

-Very stylish

Megatron:

-What I can only describe as "spooky cursive"

-Very formal, and kinda gothic

-He'd use some kind of calligraphy pen with very dark, splattery ink, or, like, whatever the Cybertronian version of a quill is.

-He's an elegant guy...well, sort of, except most of what he writes consists of:

"My dearest Starscream,

It is with great regret (note my sarcasm, Starscream.) It is with great PLEASURE that I must inform you...

I have caught you invading my stash of dark energon, once again.

I will be grinding you into scrap metal momentarily.

Yours truly,

Lord Megatron."

Starscream:

-Starscream has the ABILITY to write neatly, and in cursive

-But he writes very scribbly, because he's angry

-If "ranting" was a font, it's the font he writes in

-Also, he probably keeps a rage journal, where he trash talks everyone he knows

-Somebody help him🥲

Soundwave:

-Handwriting? What's that?

-He probably uses his internal computer to make documents, and prints them

-And when he prints things, they probably slide out of his neck. Terrifying. So he prints things to freak Starscream out

-It's beautiful

-If Soundwave was FORCED to handwrite, he'd do it in computer code, or morse code, or something weird like that. Everyone would be baffled trying to understand it.

Airachnid:

-Very splattery

-But that's what happens when you use energon and human blood as ink.

Shockwave:

-Writes in calculator font

-Like, the font a calculator has

-He says it's "the most logical font"

-Starscream constantly judges him for it

Breakdown:

-Definitely not neat, but not Bulkhead levels of messy, either

-He doesn't have the best handwriting, but he can make some pretty good doodles

-If, for some reason, Megatron assigned Breakdown and Knockout a task involving handwriting, Breakdown and Knockout would both doodle instead of being productive

Knockout:

-Ooo! So majestic!

-It's very bold

-His handwriting is suave and announcer-y, just like him

-It'd also be curved slightly to the right, like italics

-Almost like something you'd see in a commercial, or a movie trailer, or a billboard

-Like a NASCAR advertisement (y'know, because race car)

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highglossfinish · 5 years

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Irken Propaganda Film

Do you know, I actually went into this wondering if maybe, just maybe the interim between now and the time we last checked in on them had taught them something.

That was funny of me.

I see the screen! Thebes Excellent! Hit the leave button at the top, then, click join or whatever That's what I did Ah! It works! It's just up there next to the settings button FINALLY. SUCCESS God, is this how this kid sees himself Good! We're clearly off to a great start. I have a theory--when I first clicked the link, it said I was already here and asked if I wanted to "rejoin the party" or something. I guess it had to be reset Do you think the Autobots' human pets have similar fantasies? I'd be astonished if they didn't. I can't imagine it's out of character for them God... the flies.... Has he showered in the past two years You know he has not. even once *shudder* How is he alive? You heard him. They've just been shoving food in there. Does he...does he realize Irkens aren't good at anything? At all? Ever? Clearly he is under the delusion that the Irken threat is a serious one. He didn't even *disguise his skin.* Most of them disguise everything. At least the rain is probably washing away some of the filth not enough. Never enough. At least the Zim creature is enjoying himself. Do you see now why we don't talk about the Irkens? *Do you see?* Maybe. That's just. So gross So I have to ask, are Irkens like... deer are to humans? Way too many of them getting in the garbage and denting vehicles in their horrible verminous flailing? I have questions but I don't want the answers. That's the most apt description of Irkens I've ever heard. I meant about "chair Dib", but hey would've compared them to insects but insects are actually a threat, deer are the ones that only damage property or stand around creepin' people out with their horrible diseases. "Let me just take a BIG sip of soda" They will also, in deer-like fashion, try to colonize your yard if they think there are snacks there. I like how the purple one wasn't the one drinking anything. hahahahha Nice to know their leaders are clearly still fragging. Yes. Is nice the word you truly want to use? I like their jaunty ceremonial outfits. THAT was long overdue tHE HOSE, i MEAN. THE HOSE IS NOT ENOUGH. It will never be enough. Also why the fuck did Zim express order a jaunty lil' facehugger Did Dib get some steroids Eh, I'll settle for "nice." It'd be a little disquieting if they weren't. By the Core, he's so tiny even by Irken standards. He's a tiny... thing. Oh dear. You could pick him up. As a human-sized being, at that. I mean, you'd get stabbed by flaily mechanical legs, but it'd be pretty damn funny to watch him rage He's kind of a bad scientist, really. Apparently it's hilarious to pick them up when you're Cybertronian. The screaming would get tiresome, though. god How are either of these two alive? ...That pile wasn't there before IS THIS HOW IRKENS PUPATE INTO THEIR MATURE FORMS OF UTTER SUCK? IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE NOW. His poor, broken spirit. Now talk about making a disection video Ahh, so it's *that* kind of rivalry. No one ugly cries like a failbug whose delusions have been shattered There are logistical reasons why the whole planet hasn't been razed by now, but I wonder if the rest of the universe doesn't simply feel sorry for them. Didn't Zim raze the planet himself? And they bounced right back. You have to admit, they are a species that does not let a little being destroyed every now and again get them down. I imagine that just. happens. periodically. Like how some cities on Earth have burned to the ground more than once ...Did his visualization include the goop? His concept of science would make Shockwave weep. CAN Shockwave weep? Weep controlled, logical tears. No. Shockwave is never happy unless the science involves monsterous horrors. This is what I mean about the Irkens never having conquered a world that mattered. Hey. They'd either get on immediately or Shockwave would short out with rage. Fatalities minimal. This is a train wreck. Did one fall into the volcano? Just her shoe. Ohhh. Look at him go. Ha, remember those universes where somebody, can't quite recall who, decides to bring Cybertron to Earth for some reason? Thi s is like that, but in reverse! You could almost believe this will be successful and won't turn to suck .... I remember. I remember it vividly. :) It's almost like it's a universally completely stupid plan When a plan is too stupid for the Irkens, that's when you *know* it's a stupid plan. It wasn't -my- plan. It's okay. We know. I feel as though Megatron would want a throne like this. I can picture it, honestly. He wouldn't, but Megatron never was any good at fun. Your Megatron never thought it was a good idea to train elephants to 'hail' him. That sounds like a HILARIOUS story. It would have been more funny if I did not have to deal with him personally. Okay, granted. It's always funnier from a safe distance. Funnier from a safe distance describes most Irken shenanigans too, from the sound of it ...Oh. I'm sure he's fine. The Dib is surprisingly durable. He's made of rubber. Okay, that was good. WELP, THAT PLANET'S DOOMED Membrane Labs has a very harsh downsizing policy That is about right. Why did he think it would be a good idea to teach it to love? Flying by the seat of his ass, there. You think Zim is capable of good ideas? Point, point. doggos ...Well! That certainly was a whole lot of... Yes! Indeed. And now the Tallest are in hell, apparently. Couldn't have happened to a nicer ruling body I haven't heard any breaking news from their corner of the galaxy lately. It's possible they just snacked it off like they usually do. Hah. I'll ask Bee. That's about all I've got on offer for tonight, because you really can't top the Irkens. You really can't! Fair enough. Their nonsense truly is top-tier. Thank you for hosting, and... I guess I'll use the leave button instead of just closing the tab. Goodnight! Good night! Thank you all for coming! Thank you for hosting. Until next time... Until then! thank you, and good night!

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