Store Worker: Would a “Theo Raeken” please come to the front desk? Theo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Donovan and Tracy: I believe they belong to you? Donovan and Tracy, simultaneously: We got lost. Theo: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Tracy and Donovan, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, mother. Theo, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem children.

Theo: My stomach growled super loud in French. Theo: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Tracy: Bonjour. Josh: Le growl. Corey: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Lahey brothers headcannon

Jordan, Isaac, and Liam would all name one of their kids after Camden. Whether it’s a middle name or a first name.

Corey: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Theo: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways? Corey: Corey: I'll go make my bed-

*Something crashes* Donovan: Shoot- Liam: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Theo: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

*Everyone is giving advice to Corey* Josh: It's okay to ask for help. Hayden: You're not a burden. Donovan: Murder is okay. Tracy: Your feelings matter.

Tracy: Do you guys want to see a butterfly? Hayden: Ooh, yes please! Theo, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug! Tracy: It's not a bug though... Theo: ... Hayden: ... Theo: Well I still don't want to see. Hayden, realizing: Please don't throw- Tracy: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

Theo: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Hayden: You left me, Donovan, and Tracy in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Theo: I did that on purpose, try again.

Corey: I wish I had more enemies. Theo: I’m sure you will someday, honey.

The Lahey brothers would treat their kids like Mockingbird by Eminem and I will not take any criticism.

More Teen Wolf headcannons (The rest of the Chimera Pack[Josh, Tracy, and Donovan.])

Am I projecting onto all of the Chimera Pack in some way? Yeah, yeah I am. Do I care? No, no I do not.