#I'M A SHORT HAIRED KING/THANE YOU BASTARD | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fanvoidkeith · 2 months

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i started playing a new pokemon fangame just to try it and. it's certainly a journey

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PRO: i got a shiny because the game has boosted shiny odds, and they changed the shiny colors to be cooler. fun shiny moth :)

CON: this BITCH changed my gender on me and he won't change it back unless i give him some stupid crystal or whatever. i didn't even WANT him to change my gender! i was tricked!! he's got pokémon in cages in his creepy dark basement and he's shady as fuck!!! c'mon man, this is what i fuckin' get for giving you a chance????

PRO: cool story so far. people actually swear sometimes and it's pretty funny

CON: my mom's probably dead or a bad guy/worked with the bad guys at some point

PRO: you get to choose your pronouns at the beginning

CON: uhhhhhh everything is on fire, as i suspected. at least at the beginning disaster it is

#void keith talks #pokemon #pokemon fangame #pokemon fan game #pokemon rejuvenation #tbh mr magic man doesn't actually change your gender #but he changed my hair to be long and i'm mad about it #because I TOOK A PERSONALITY QUIZ TO GET THAT CHARACTER. GIVE THEIR ORIGINAL LOOK BACK DAMMIT #I'M A SHORT HAIRED KING/THANE YOU BASTARD #FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CREEPY ASS sign my contract boi BULLSHIT YOU CANT PRESSURE ME INTO SAYING YES OR JUST IGNORE ME WHEN I SAY NO THANK YOU!

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