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kween-heather · 4 years

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people have told her she has been nothing but a snake for years, all starting with one show; total drama.

she wants blood and revenge, and revenge on some certain people along with their blood, and their blood she will get.

she disguises herself once more, this time covering her scales with flesh, and she attends a fancy dinner party held in total drama’s honor, and she decides she will strike then.

it’s nearly 3AM and the festivities are well underway when lightning strucks, and since it’s the devil’s hour, heather transforms again.

she devours justin immediately, the closest one next to her, as he kept on complaining how no damage could be done to him.

next, she straddles owen as she climbs up the building and throws him down as if he were a mere ball.

chris is the next victim, as he had been drowned in his own hair gel. his ego finally consumed him.

heather had exposed dj for being a furry, so he used his power with the gods of anime and furrism to chase all animals away from her, but she just skinned them and dj alive.

chef tried to stab her w his kitchen knife, but instead heather sister snatched that knife and sawed off his teeth and gums. he bled out while heather braided a necklace of his teeth.

izzy was the only one who seemed to stand a chance! with her fur suit protecting her, she gripped her nerf gun and shot and shot away. however, she ran out of ammo and was then digested by heathzard. darn shame!

noah offered to make her coffee in exchange for his life bc he didn’t really care about td which she agreed to, then she backs away and consumes him. this is why you don’t make sketchy deals with the devil, kids !

gwen was next. she was buried alive, isolated from everyone, and heather made sure her death was slow and painful.

duncan was in the middle of performing a surgery on a grape (highkey stealin ur hcs lesley) when all of a sudden he was snatched! heathzard mercilessly ate that grape and he cowers away, no longer a bad boy but a pathetic one. he begs for heathzard to have mercy, to which she licks her lips and chomps down on his microscopic peen first. he aint having kids!!

geoff was high. no doubt. he offered heathzard cocaine, which she agrees to, but it’s only a mix of nisquik and kool-aid! he had tricked her, saving all the crack for himself!! he didn’t make it far, the only shred of geoff that was left was his hat, left to brody in his will.

[ brody lived a long and peaceful life, forever remembering his g that bit the dust too early :( ]

bridgette was a bit bloated these days, as pregnancy had really done something to her body!! having mercy, heathzard makes her death quick, first biting her stomach off, and then her head. who knew her tan was so yummy!

lindsay ran away screaming and ended up falling off the roof! however, heather continued to dine on her corpse. her barbie clothes were ever so scrumptious!!! 😋😋

cody tried making small talk, with his trademark finger guns, to squeeze his way out of death. however, he was just annoying heathzard, a task which should never be done. heathzard fingerguns him back, and he falls to the ground; her finger guns were too strong, even with no bullets.

leshawna’s bodacious bod had met her doom. she begged for mercy on her, but heathzard devoured her the slowest, savoring every bit. first the crunch weave. then the head with the face that would always be glaring at her, and finally her luscious curves which harold praised and worshipped. leshawna was gone, not even she could defy the heathzard.

eva was excited and expecting this fight; she looked forward to it, she truly did. she threw punches and kicks and had heathzard pained in every way, but alas, heathzard is too godly to comprehend. she yanked and pulled eva’s hair, and a bare scalp emerged! eva shrieked, but the world had seen the secret she had tried all her life to hide; she loved shiny bald heads! they were like eggs, after all! anyway, eva tried to run, but heathzard was prepared. she throws eva in her mouth, already salivating. she tosses in her old wig for her corpse; she’s generous that way.

beth spat in her face as she tried to defy the great heathzard. “you think you’re all that??? well, i’m going to destroy you!” to keep you from throwing up, let’s just say she did not destroy heather, as she was the one left destroyed. all was left was a girl scout badge she always carried around, guts, blood, a picture of Brady and dust. rip beth !!! 😁😁

ezekiel has the rabies !! what a shock !!! heathzard came to the rescue and cured him, and ezekiel came on his knees for heathzard, swearing his loyalty for his gratefulness. heathzard missed her appetizer, she had realized, and sprinkled some salt on him before having chomp him down.

sadie was about to be eaten by heathzard when she had a heart attack!! katie didnt want her bfffl’s death to be painful so she shoved them both into the mouth of heathzard, both bfffl’s falling to their doom together. bfffl’s who do pigtails together and sleep together d̶i̶e̶ STAY together.

tyler had witnessed lindsay’s death, and he wanted to make sure she was okay! what if she had a scratch?? what then ??? so he leaps into heathzard’s mouth, to her surprise, and it’s only when it’s too late does he realize lindsay’s dead. he grieves, dying not from heathzard but from heartbreak.

trent was too busy playing the guitar in a private room for the n̶i̶n̶t̶h̶ tenth time to notice heathzard sneak up on him! his death was quick and painless, at least he has his guitar with him in heathzard’s stomach :)) !!

harold had watched everyone die around him. everyone he loved and hated was dead, in the stomach before him. he readies himself, knowing he was going to karate-chop open that stomach and free everyone; at least they would have corpses to bury. narrowing his eyes, forgetting the beads of sweat trailing down his forehead, he charges, crashing and colliding with heathzard.

he bounces right off. annoyed, heathzard bites his ginger-haired head off. then heads to a large hummus bowl at the buffet, deciding he’d be better with it. game over, better luck next time, harold! steve from sensei steve’s camp is greatly disappointed.

sierra recorded the entire thing on her phone, currently on live. she giggles at harold’s death, unable to control herself. “i hadnt liked him much, anyway!” she says between giggles. however, she stops once she realizes heathzard’s eyes are on her. in .064209 seconds, sierra is engulfed, her phone catching the entire event on live.

courtney is the only one left; and everything and anything she has tried to do to stop heathzard has failed. lizard food did nothing to distract her, an alejandro standee was entirely ignored, her lawyers hung up on her, a forever 21 discount deal (80% off! who could resist??) was stomped on, literally — not even the offer of a million bucks which she was robbed of stopped her! (for the record, courtney had a million bucks, ma’am has been workin that lawyer butt well.)

she was practically doomed! what could she do? blab her way out of it... well, she WAS the president of the debate and public speaking club after all. back in highschool, that is.

using her ninja moves from back in tda, courtney quickly restrains heather, her bulging stomach (which contained her ex-fellow contestants) sticking out like a sore thumb. heathzard growled, demanding release, but courtney didnt lift a finger to help.

courtney looks heathzard dead in the eye and recites a line from frozen that any child in the world knew of; “dont be the monster they fear they are!”

somehow, someway, this line hits deep for heather. a monster? that’s what she was? the type teenagers called her mercilessly for keeping her eye on the prize? the type courtney was also called ...?

she didn’t want to be that. she could live with being a bitch, she always could, but she didn’t want to be a man-eating monster; i̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶Y̶E̶A̶R̶S̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶f̶a̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶ it was inhumane, after all. and heather was still (partly) human.

slowly, but surely, heathzard begins to shrink. the scales fly off her flesh, hair begins to blossom back on her head. all that’s left of the destruction of heathzard is the blood and guts littering the room, her long nails and her swollen stomach.

the (digested) contestants were “spawned” back in their homes, no memory of the incident. sierra’s phone cracked, and sierra was deemed a psycho for posting such a ridiculous film. she hid away, too ashamed to show her face.

heather and courtney, however, they remembered. and they became inseparable. heathzard was never brought back, as something even more beautiful blossomed from it; heathney.

the end.

Hidden at the end of the night Heather and Courtney reached Alejandro, him standing bravely waiting for them, despite Heather’s clear feasting’s, all of which he witnessed. “I’m baby” he said, they couldn’t hurt him, and instead adopted him.

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