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polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup · 5 months

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youre 15 again and sucked into a multiverse portal that gives you the option to travel to different time periods in the jjk-verse as a budding sorcerer. Do you choose to join the yuuta-maki-panda-toge cohort, or the yuji-megumi-nobara cohort?

or (dramatic gasp) class hakari-kirara?

Yuuta Maki Panda Toge. This has nothing to do with who I want to be friends with, it’s because you do NOT have a very high life expectancy as a jujutsu sorcerer by default and people won’t stop trying to Actually Murder the yuuji megumi nobara cohort. I’m hiding behind the anxious twink with the power of god who flies into a violent murderous rage if you touch his friends. This gives me my best odds.

I’m aware gojo Geto Shoko is not an option you gave me but I couldn’t have done it even if that did give me the ultimate nukes to hide behind. I would have punted Gojo and Geto like a football. One of them would have died. I don’t care if they have the power of god I would have found a way.

#how powerful am I in this scenario it affects my answer #if I’m assuming i don’t have a lot of power backing me then I’m absolutely abusing best friend privileges with Yuuta #I’m going to make myself his emotional support friend and use it to prolong my own survival #this sounds so mercenary I would absolutely love being Yuuta’s friend I think we’d vibe so well #I think I’d get on best with Nanami and Haibara tho out of all the different cohorts #I’d drown teenage gojo #I would loveeee to be friends with nobara megumi and yuuji tho #they seem so fun #see I would hate Sukuna but I have inherent Bitch Instinct which would lead me to compulsively talk shit with him #I’d also do it ABOUT him but you know I’d be bitching out the principal and he’d feed the flames #he’d still kill me but I’d like to think there’d be marginally less gloating while he does it #you put me in the gojo geto cohort and Geto would have never become a cult leader because I would have bullied him too hard for his #philosophy major bullshit

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