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kyukun · 4 years

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Boyfriend Hotline (OumaSai)

beTA KOKICHI IS A GIFT AND I AGREE I ALSO WANT TO SEE MORE CONTENT OF THEM. this is a mess but i hope you enjoy :>>

title: Boyfriend Hotline

summary: What can you do when your relatives are coming to visit you and you don't want them to know that you're lonely as fuck? Well, call up your best friend and ask him to be your pretend boyfriend of course!

word count: 1502

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Shuichi hung up in a cold sweat, an immense feeling of panic and dread washing over his entire body the minute he ended the call. Well he was fucked now.

Shuichi let out a heavy sigh as his hands covered and slid down his face in agony. His family had called, and usually, he'd be pretty happy about their call but this time was different. They were expecting something from him. They were expecting that he had a date with him when he goes over.

Okay so maybe he was a bit guilty of sprinkling a bit of lies every now and then to ease their minds, and maybe he told them he was seeing someone just to make things seem like he wasn't going to sleep in an empty bed every night.

He was a young man after all, and it's even sadder that a twenty-three year old like himself still hadn't found love yet. While there was still time to find that love, Shuichi couldn't let down his family. He didn't like lying to them.

He needed a plan and quick. He started going down the list of people he could ask to be his pretend date, but he could only manage to shorten his list to one person. Kokichi Ouma. Not a very wise choice but he didn't exactly have the luxury to be picky. He went through his contact list and finally landed on Kokichi's number.

He explained to him his situation and surprisingly, he had agreed to it. Now here he was, sitting outside of Kokichi's apartment waiting for him to meet him outside as the car radio blasted music at a low level. He saw Kokichi swiftly exit his apartment, walking down the stairs and into his car. He inhaled deeply, mentally preparing himself for tonight. Kokichi opened the door and sat inside, buckling himself in. "Heya, Saihara-chan! Sorry if I took too long. Gotta look good for your family." He winked, nudging the slightly flustered male on the side.

His hands were both placed on the steering wheel while his feet remained stuck on the brakes. "Are… are you sure you're okay with being my pretend date?"

Kokichi rolled his eyes as Shuichi stared at him with a mix of anxiety and a need for reassurance. He opened the visor mirror and had begun looking at himself to make sure things were still looking good and fresh. "Saihara-chan. The only hetero thing about me is my heterochromia. It's fine, don't worry." Once he got one last look at himself, he slammed the mirror shut and turned back to him.

"Besides, lots of people have told us we act like a couple anyway so we should be fine."

Good point.

"Okay… Should I go over the steps one more time or—"

"Meet your family, introduce myself, say that I met you at Uni and we've been together for a year, yada yada. I know."

He smiled with a slight chuckle. Leave it to Kokichi to remember plans. Though, his question was met with sarcasm, he did deliver the correct steps. He could give him that much credit. "Good. And to make it more realistic, we should hold hands and… stuff." God this was embarrassing.

He didn't know if it was embarrassing because it was Kokichi or that he had never done this before. Either way, it made him want to crawl under a rock and never come out at the mere thought of it. "My, my! Is my dear boyfriend suggesting we be risky in front of his family? Dear golly, I think I might just have a heart attack from these unholy thoughts!" Kokichi teased, the back of his hand pressing against his forehead as he eased himself into the seat with an innocent grin plastered on his lips.

Talk about dramatic.

"N-no! Just suggesting that holding hands should be enough to convince them. Just… no kissing."

Kokichi laughed as Saihara had begun to drive off, "Whatever you say, sugar bun. No kissing it is."

"And stop with the pet names."

The rest of the drive went well. They had eventually arrived at Saihara's parents' house, to which, went well much to both of their disbelief. They ended up sharing a dinner together as well and asked the usual "meeting my significant other's family" type questions such as: "Where did you guys meet?" and "How long have you been dating?" You know, things they've already gone over.

Though this brings us to probably the most difficult one that they've asked that neither of them expected. "So, Kokichi, tell us what you like about our son." His dad asked, folding his hands over the dinner table and drawing his eyes towards the mismatched eye colored boy.

His gold and purple eyes flickered nervously to Shuichi with a blush and then back to his dad. "W-well, everything of course!" He tried his best to laugh it off but this response didn't seem to be satisfactory. "Oh, come on! Be more specific! What were the things that made you fall for him." Shuichi could feel himself grow embarrassed now as well.

"Dad—"

"Shu baby, please! We want to know."

Kokichi's heart rose the more he thought about it. He had never really thought about what he had felt towards Shuichi. They were friends. Best friends. But… is it wrong of him to think that that's not all they were? In retrospect, he had felt something towards his fake date before but he had tried to discard those feelings deep, deep down. Guess now would be the perfect opportunity to let them back out.

"Honestly, I'm not quite sure myself. Shumai has always been so nice to me, to everyone. He has such a soft side but he can be withdrawn at times, and that makes me want to only be with him more. His eyes just sparkle when he's around people he loves as though they're the only things that matter to him. And he's got this killer smile that makes me weak in the knees."

At this point, Kokichi had begun staring at Shuichi, love in his eyes. Shuichi wasn't sure if he was the best actor in the world or if this was all true. He continued, "That heart of gold and insanely smart attitude of his is what draws me in. He understands me more than anyone else in the world." He smiled shyly, a deep red scattering his cheeks. Holy shit he just said that out loud.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

That wasn't acting.

"Wow… that was touching. Shuichi, you're so lucky! Give him a big ol' kiss, hun!"

"Uhm, Mrs. Saihara I don't think that's—" Before Kokichi could politely decline, he was cut off by Shuichi who pulled their faces together in a kiss. Shuichi had his hands towards the back of his jaw while the other hand rested on his thigh. His eyes were widened but he slowly had begun easing him into the kiss, eventually kissing back. He wasn't quite sure what had gotten into him but he liked it.

Shuichi broke away from the kiss, glancing back at both of his parents who were also visibly flustered. "We'll be back." He gripped Kokichi by the hand and carried him away without a word. He took him to the backyard, the smallest amounts of light peeking through the window as the sky above them glistened. "What was that? I thought you said no kisses—"

"I know what I said. It was just for… It was just to convince them. Sorry if it was a little excessive."

He frowned. That didn't seem like it was just to convince them. That kiss had feeling. "I don't believe you."

"Then what you said—Did you mean it?"

"W-what? No, of course not."

"I don't believe you." Shuichi smirked, locking eyes with Kokichi's. His eyes really suited him surprisingly. They were really pretty. The golden hue of his left matched his determination and playfulness while the royal purple one had a mystery to it, an alluring one at that. Kokichi gave a half-hearted smile, his face turning red. "Haha, touché."

"I hope I played the part of your pretend date well, ha… Hopefully it was convincing enough! People have always complimented me on my acting skills." He tried his best to conceal the awkwardness in his tone but to no avail. He had begun twirling his hair in a fit of skittishness. Shuichi could feel his own heart race the more he thought back on the kiss.

"Maybe when you go back in… you won't have to pretend to be my date."

He froze, eyes slowly drifting over to Saihara who had now been blushing himself. He didn't say another word and instead left Kokichi alone, and headed back inside.

What the hell?

What did he mean by that?

It took a minute for him to process the words until he realized what he had meant.

Oh.

So that's what he meant.

"You smooth bastard."

#oumasai #kokichi ouma #beta kokichi ouma #shuichi saihara #drv3 #saiouma #danganronpa #kyus post #hi this is rlly corny lmao #i want more content with beta kichi too #theres not enough #also thank you kit for that heterochromia joke lmao #ily bb umu

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