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neverheardnothing · 5 years

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black friday spoilers under cut!!! i’m serious!!!

aaaaaa im going to lose my SHIT

really im about to spoil the entire show

dont read if you havent seen it

oh my GOD OH MY GOD. PAUL. AND EMMA. THEYRE BACK. THEYRE BAKC.

AND THE FUCKING LA DEE DAH DAH DAY MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS BACK

PAULKINS. GOD. THEYRE ALIVE. AND FINE. IMGOING TO LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!

“i dont like getting by cars anymore” this is fucking hilarious why isnt ANYONE LAUGHING

“okay okay okay OKAY” ahhhh theyre really perfect for each other

“my buddy bill” hey im going to start crying.

:( this is so upsetting im so sad for this family.

DYLAN SOLO TIME. HIS VOICE. FUCK.

“flash, bang, jane” oh my god oh my god i am on the FLOOR. this is HEARTBREAKING.

this song reminds me of inutil from in the heights fuck. im.

“family emergency” OKAY HIS WIFE DIED. DONT BE SO HARD ON HIM.

COREY SOLO COREY SOLO OH YEAH BOI

also they lit a fire on stage

corey’s character is SUCH AN ASSHOLE I LOVE IT HE’S THE PRIME DICKASS. oh my god wait hE’S MR KRABS

MALL SECURITY. ROBERT BEING A COP AGAIN.

ethan is a Look. the plaid around his waist AND the leather jacket oh my GOD.

oh my god the backing music in this moment is from the trailer. god. i love it.

CALIFOR MIA OHM Y OGD

OH MY GOD IT SOUNDS SO GOOD WITH THE FULL ORCHESTRATION

THE CHOREO WITH HANNAH IM CRYING

OH MY GOD THE HAMONIES. ROBERT.

SMOKE CLUB. IM CRYING.

THE INTERLUDE WITH THE LETTER OH MY GOD IT’S SO GOOD.

BROKE! AS! SHIT!

smoke club hannah.

“that better be fucking floss. let’s go i want a cigarette”

“that’s illegal...... or it should be.” LMAO

WHAT DO YOU SAY OHYEAH BOI

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD AS AN ENSEMBLE NUMBER AND ALL THE HARMONIES ARE IN

corey really is mr. krabs he’s even in red

GIVE US UR FUCKING MONEY

GIVE US UR FUCKING CASH

WHATEVER THE HELL JAIME IS MIMING IS SENDING ME

“and im in a hurry” A MAN IN A HURRY

whatever the hell kind of accent is jon putting on i love it

SKDLFASL;DKSS JON “RIGHT IN T HE SUBPEONA”

“three dollars” god that’s me

OH MY GOD THIS A BACKING BIT JEFF PUT ON HIS STORY

yES I AM LIVING SO FUCKING HARD

i think this is my favorite number so far

THE BEAT DROP GOES SO FUCKING HARD

jon and jeff strangling each other

this is SUCH A GOOD NUMBER AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY

JEFF AND JAMES HAVE REALLY OUTDONE THEMSELVES

GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE CAST RECORDING

this is DEFINITELY the best song musically yet

THE MOTIF FROM SHWO ME YOUR HANDS YES OH MY GOD I LOVE IT

THE RECURRING THINGS FROM TGWDLM I AM LIVING FOR IT S O MUCH

hannah is such an archetype character so far i hope she gets like. More Character soon.

the melody for califor mia returns in the backing here ugh i love it

wow i wonder if these guys have fight call for all this shit

the “eeeeee” noise jon made i just laughed so hard

WAIT FUCK THE SAD PIANO CALIFOR MIA IS IN THE BACKGROUND

WTF ETHAN DIES HERE? WHAT THE FUCK. OH SHIT. FUCK!!!! the first death.

“GIVE ME THAT FUCKING DOLL IM IN A HURRY” OH MY GOD MAN IN A HURRY STRIKES BACK

are we down a tom already too?? jesus fuck i presumed all these characters would die but this is quick.

the reverb/echo on joey’s audio is So Spooky i love it

AHHH THE NEWS THEME BEEPS

the creepy carol of the bells backing music i love it

also is that a fucking barack obama impression

james patting the doll as they all argue is such a mood

OH MY GOD

MCNAMARA

OH MY GOD!!!

AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN THEME IS BACK

I! AM! LIVING! FOR ALL THE TGWDLM MUSIC REPRISES.

PEIP BAYBEEEEEE.

“just me and a few of my peeps” im fucknig losing it

GOD!!!!! THIS UNDERSCORING I CANNOT HANDLE IT.

intermission

THE NOT YOUR SEED MELODY ON AN ELECTRIC GUITAR

GOD IT SLAPS!!!!!

oh my god found the bit of choreography that looks like it was from the prom

also love the james lauren and robert solo dance number

the only starkids minus denise who can dance

the ensemble numbers in this show are so fucking good

also nice that tom survived. though like. probably not for long considering how this show is going.

tom: i killed my family

becky: yeah but remember us in high school?

did becky fucking kill her husband

LOL YEAH SHE DID

jesus christ what an admission

oof dylan and kim’s voices dont blend that well together and i think one of them is slightly flat on the belt harmonies

oh my god theyre going to fuck in this movie theater during the apocalypse christ almighty

oh hELL YEAH america is great again theme is playing again

“fuck that, fuck that, FUCK THAT!” mood

his face at “birth canal” is KILLING ME

im so ready for jon wiggly to show up i HOPE TO GOD ITS A FURSUIT

jaime is SUCH a good actress like legitimately

is wiggly going to be the new satan in this fandom oh god

this is like if everyone actually worshipped the duck in firebringer

“unless i get what i shit” lmaooooo

wow ok i legit wonder if they have fight call for all these lifts and fights that happen in the show

the demented califor mia underscoring right now i am Living

“well, webby is a stupid bitch!” lol i love this, though i dont love that theyre just using vulgar words as the punchline

the underscoring of dylan’s i want song in this conversation holy shit

space tour vibes with the helmet lmaoooo

“i cant be evil im a status quo democrat!” LMAOOOOOO

oh im finally getting that the streamers on the wall are also supposed to be like wiggly’s mouth

THE ELECTRIC GUITAR IS FUCKIN POWERFUL

UGH YES NOT YOUR SEED MELODY LINE FOR A SEC

o shit nuclear war with russia

“two doors not one” OHM Y GOD OK

FUCK MAN!!!!!!!!!

HANNAH!!!!!

the melody of “aliens invading minds” reoccurring is Killing Me i love it so much

“friday is black for me” oof

oh shit so both lex and hannah have some weird fucking interdimensional power???

this entire fucking show is SO fucking wild like i honestly dont know what to make of it

“THEYRE ALL INTO FORTNITE DUDE” LMAOOOOOOOO

it’s because all the adults are sad and jaded under capitalism lol

tom’s face this entire time is hilarious

dylan’s voice is literally heavenly oh my god

“should i move these boxes first?” cinematic parallels to the should i take this chair lol

“the hat falling off her head” lmaoooo

curt laughing

“is it some kind of joooooke???”

the yoga choreography i am LOSING MY SHIT

evil carol of the bells motif again!!

JAMES’ DEATH DROP UGH YES

lex set a fire and she burned down the mall!

oh man the “what if tomorrow comes” melody is playing and im crying

“WEAR A WATCH” OH MY GOD LMAOOO

also jon saying “what am i going to dowithout my iphone” as a former apple store employee is hilarious

the callbacks to tgwdlm were hilarious

god this song is so fucking good

also robert being hot chocolate guy is hilarious

im so ready for nerdy prudes must die

kendall’s voice is so good oh my god

the harmonies im living jesus christ christ i wish they were sustained though there’s some silences between them which is a bit awkward

and this was only the digital ticket im sure they’ll sound MUCH better with the actual editing in picked from several performances and better on the cast recording.

ok tbh i don’t know quite what to make of black friday yet i will have to rewatch a few times to Really Process it but i do know that there were some fucking BOPS in it. it kinda feels like a bit of a mess

angela did very well singing songs that were originally not written on her voice but u can also definitely tell. i really liked her califor mia but not so much when the song required her voice to be very strong.

and hey at least most of them didn’t die this time.

#teresa liveblogs stuff #black friday #black friday spoilers #sk

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cowardcouch · 5 years

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The Eccedentesiast’s Trouvaille

Chapter 11

" What should I give him ? A watch ."

" I am gifting that to him ."

" Okay , then , ummm a perfume ."

" Seriously Komorebi ? Give him something which he needs ."

" What about a car ? He doesn't have one . Nah , I'm broke . What about -"

" Leave it . Just think about it when you are normal . Whatever your are speaking right now has no rationality behind it ."

You pulled your hair in frustration . Today is his birthday and you hadn't bought anything for him . Chanyeol was also of no help . Should you make something for him?" I think instead of buying something you can make something for him . He likes when people do something for him ." Chanyeol suggested . You can always do this . You had also been so creative so you could make him something . It would make him feel special . " I must say your brain does really work some times derp ." You commented which made Chanyeol punch you in the gut . " Ouch . I was just appreciating your perspicacity , bro ." You scoffed at him and decided to get the things together to design your innovation .

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" 1 teaspoon cocoa powder . Okay , so here comes the cocoa powder ." You had carefully read all the instructions for making the cupcakes and tried not be reckless . Measuring every dry ingredient and every fluid correctly you mixed them together . You had never tried your luck at cooking before . This was the first time you were cooking for someone , and that too a boy . You had pushed all the maids out of the kitchen and had the kitchen to yourself . You had decided to make cup cakes for him and also a keychain . You had just returned from the market buying all the essential things you required . " What are you making ?" Your stepmom entered the kitchen and folded her arms across her chest . " I-I was making a cupcake for Baekhyun ." You answered while mixing the milk with the flour in the bowl . " Do you need any help ?" She asked you politely . " No , it's fine . I'll do it myself ." You answered with a smile .

You had been talking a lot to her recently but still you couldn't bring yourself to accept her . You were still trying . Baekhyun's words had deeply influenced , like every inch of your skin . You did not know that a man's touch and words could have such an ineffable effect on you . You had never been close to any man except your father and Chanyeol , and now that you were , it was too heavy for your heart to carry such a feeling .Whenever you were near Baekhyun , your heart would start thumping loudly , so loud that you feared that Baekhyun might have heard it . The way he had wrapped his slender finger around your hand that day was so intimate for you . Just a few days ago , you were at Baekhyun's apartment and he had his hand over your knee . The way his milky and velvet like smooth skin touched your denim jeans was making your heart beat rapidly ; you could still feel the warmth there . Whenever his skin made a contact with yours , it would make your insides churn and would start some tingling feels inside your veins .

The way his chocolate brown hair covered his forehead was so sexy . You could actually write a whole thesis about his looks , but that would take a whole day . Some of the honorable mentions are - his thighs , his eyebrows , his nose , his adam's apple , his chest and many more things . The best part of his body according to you was his lips . They looked so plushy and whenever they made that bow kind of shape , you wanted kiss them . " And done ." You poured the batter into the heart-shaped molds and kept them inside the oven. You set the timer for thirty minutes and decided to make the key chain while the cakes were being baked .

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You poured the mixture of plaster of paris in the guitar shaped mold . You had mixed some adhesive , colors and some glitters in it . You let the mixture dry while you pulled out the tray from the oven when the time was over . The odor of chocolate reached to your nostrils . They definitely smelled good . " I hope he likes them ." You carefully took out the cakes from the molds and let them cool down . After they became a little cool , you covered their tops with cream . You drew shapes on some and faces on the others . Finally , giving them a finishing tough with adding on sprinkles you kept them in the refrigerator . Waiting for the the key chain to dry , you decided to relax by playing your guitar . You tuned your guitar since you hadn't played it for a long time . You cleared your throat and strummed some chords to check if it was tuned correctly or not .

You began singing John Legend's All of Me . You had a habit of singing with your eyes closed so you did that but as you reached the chorus , you could only see Baekhyun's image before your eyes ; His smiling face which you loved the most . You couldn't concentrate and your attention wavered resulting in getting a cut on your finger . " Ouch ." You hissed in pain and immediately got the first aid box and wrapped a band aid around the cut .

Having nothing to do , you decided to watch your favorite k-drama . You liked cute,romantic things . It was weird for a girl who pushed everything away but now you wanted your old self back .You decided to check the key chain and to your relief it had dried up . With great difficulty you carved the letter 'B' on it . You drew some cute and small stars on them to make it more attractive . You had never worked so hard to make something . Whenever you had to go to a party , you simply bought it rather than applying your exemplary skills . It might be a matter of priorities . Maybe Baekhyun meant so much to you that you couldn't miss any opportunity to make him happy . Maybe , you liked him . Brushing away these thoughts , you decided to get ready . You had decided to wear rugged blue jeans and a pink tank top . This was the only non-black cloth you had . Quickly wrapping his gifts you headed towards the venue .

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" Despacito , fgghjbhtewrh despacito, fsghg ido ~" Baekhyun and Chanayeol SCREAMED on top of their lungs as they SANG the lyrics of Despacito . " Stop singing if you don't know the lyrics . You both are speaking gibberish ." You yelled at both of them to stop them from destroying the grace of the song . But they never followed your orders and continued their leisure . Baekhyun turned his face and winked at you before continuing singing . You blushed and looked down . You never would have thought that going to karaoke would be so much fun . You had never gone to one until today . Even though you hadn't utter a single word except for 'Happy Birthday Baekhyun' . They told you to join them but you decided to just judge them .

You had fun with Chanyeol but Baekhyun made the evening more special . Of course , it was his birthday today , it had to be special . But he had made your evening special today . You still hadn't given him the gift yet ; you were too shy . You weren't sure if he would like it or not ." Komo , come on . We'll sing together ." You were reluctant to go but when you saw his puppy eyes you just decided to give up . "F-Fine." You got and shyly stood beside Baekhyun who handed you the mic .

All the three of you started singing Fifth Harmony's Worth it . Both Baekhyun and Chaanyeol were twerking while you could only laugh at them . Finally , out of breath both Baekhyun and Chanyeol sat down on the couch leaving space for you in the middle . You sat in the reserved space and both of them rested their heads on your shoulder . " That was awesome . It's the best birthday ,thanks to you guys ." He entangled both of you in a group hug ; a group of three friends is always 'legendary'. Pulling away he smiled at both of you which melted your heart . " All thanks to you buddy ." Chanyeol confessed and playfully hit him .

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After cutting the cake together ,you guys had talked about a lot of things . Chanyeol exposed his deepest secrets and you hit him for not sharing it with you . You told them how you hated some of your college mates you thought were bitches and a little immature for their age . Chanyeol sang some of the songs that he had composed himself which made you and Baekhyun really proud . " I'll have to got bro . Sorry , but mom problems ." Chanyeol spoke ."But your mom doesn't ever-" Chanyeol cut you off ." Dad has come back from his business trip so I need to go." "No problem Chanyeol . Your coming here is the biggest gift for me itself ." Baekhyun thanked him ."Thanks for the party bro and happy birthday once again ." Chanyeol wished and hugged him before leaving the place .

" So I guess it's just the both of us ." Baekhyun spoke while chewing the chicken he had ordered . " Let's talk a walk by the river ." He suggested and you nodded . Paying for the bill , both of you headed outside . Baekhyun draped his arm around your shoulder making you feel all wiggly-wobbly . " Let's sit here ." He pointed towards the wooden bench . He headed towards it and you followed him . He remained silent for a long time , just staring at the dark sky filled with millions of twinkling stars . You just fidgeted in your seat .

" Whenever it used to be my birthday , my parents used to take me to the karaoke . I insisted the to take me to karaoke since I enjoyed singing . My mother wasn't much of a music-lover but my father had a splendid baritone." Baekhyun broke the silence which made you look at him. " It was a week after I turned twelve that I heard of a music festival being held in the neighboring city and I begged them to take me there . They agreed and decided to drive till there . We were enjoying the ride until a truck came speeding towards our direction and crashed with the car . My parents were taken to the hospital but the doctors couldn't save them . I was badly injured but they managed to save me . For months , I couldn't return to my old-self . I stopped making friends , talking to people and stopped eating ; just like you , I isolated myself for every fucking thing in this world . It was only with a passage of time that I realized that I was just killing myself . I was walking , breathing ,eating but I was dead inside . I was just wasting my life . I realized that instead of dwelling upon my problems , I should do something productive . So , I just decided to become a human being that would help everyone , heal people ; a bright ball of sunshine and I did that , which makes me proud ." He smiled at you and you could see the tears that he was holding back .

" You know...I was just curious about you . I know you suffered , I can see it in your eyes . You can always share it with me . Not that I am telling you to do that right now ." He scratched his nape . You exhaled and just looked towards the sky . " The constant support , my first best friend , my soul was my mother .She was so near to me that I couldn't tell whether I was her daughter or her bestfriend . Her love for me was ineffable . I loved my father too . He was just as bright as my mother . We were just enjoying the days of our life when it was discovered that she had Alzheimer's disease . It was her last day in this world when I had my audition for a company . When I came back home , I just couldn't breath upon discovering the truth . After her death , I couldn't bring myself to talk to anyone . I became numb ; people stopped talking to me seeing that I lost my usual sheen and became one of those weird girls . My father and I became more and more distanced till I started disrespecting him . Things got out of hands when he got remarried two years after my mother's death . I just couldn't bear all the changes and decided to keep myself locked somewhere . I just kept on hurting myself , till there was no humanity left inside me..." You couldn't speak more since tears started appearing from their hiding place .

" Hey...it's fine . I'm here ." Baekhyun crept closer to you and embraced you in the most beautiful way . He caressed your hair and kissed it . " I-I shouldn't have gone to the audition , otherwise it wouldn't have happened ." You sobbed and snuggled closer to him . " It's not your fault Komorebi. Even I thought that if I wouldn't have asked them to attend the music festival , I would have changed the fate but I can't do that . What's has to happen will happen for sure . Problems would come one after the other and you must learn how to confront them . They thrash you till there is no confidence left inside you and your conscience just fails . They just torture you but you need to deal with them at any cost ." He spoke , not leaving you for a second .

" B-But I can't do it anymore Baekhyun . I'm tired of all this Baekhyun." You confessed and wrapped your arms around him . " You can do this Komo and you are doing it so well sweetheart . You inspire me everyday . You are such a strong-hearted girl and the most beautiful girl I've ever met who has beautiful smile despite all the scars ." He confessed and which made you smile and pull away but still his arm was around you ." Really ? You think that ?" You questioned as you couldn't really believe his words. " Yup . I know that." He leaned in and kissed your forehead . Your eyes closed slowly , your attention directed towards the fluttery feeling inside you .

" Hey ! You didn't give me my Birthday gift ." He spoke in a disappointed tone when he pulled away . " Oh Right ! Here." You handed him the packet which he opened hastily . He first opened the bigger box which contained the cupcakes and observed them with a never disappearing smile on his face ." I don't know if they taste good . I have cooked them for the first time.." You confessed shyly and looked at his face to see his reaction after eating the cupcake . " Are you kidding me ! They are so good. Here , try one." He handed you and you hesitantly put one in your mouth . As the chocolate flavor dissipated , you wanted more . They surely tasted good .

"Oh! There's one more gift . You really are my best friend." Baekhyun fished out the the smaller box and opened it . His fingers touched the beautiful red guitar key chain. "I-I made this myself." You spoke which made him gasp in surprise . "It's beautiful . It's so cute . Thanks Komo." He hugged you again and you gladly hugged him back.

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" YOU DELIBERATELY LEFT ME THERE ALONE !!!" You yelled into the phone . " Yup I did it so that you can spend some time with Baekhyun." Chanyeol confessed . You hung up the call in anger . It's not that you hated being alone with Baekhyun ; it's just that you had to show his decision failed . You had to tease him .

You still felt the warmth of Baekhyun's hug and you loved it . You shrieked and squealed the whole night before finally falling asleep . On the other side , Baekhyun too was happy since he unlocked the first door to his goal to make you happy .

#baekhyun fanfic #baekhyunxoc #baekhyun fluff

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