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Downloaded portal 2 bc it is dirt cheap on steam rn why does the robot dude sound EXACTLY like hermitcraft player and Redstone expert mumbojumbo
#mcyt#hrrmge#hermitcraft#hermitblr#mumbojumbo#i swear i cannot escape#give funny robot dude a mustache he would look good with a mustache ngl
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I am so sorry for this, I don't know what happened to me but once again, here I am writting angst instead of happily pretending everyone is alive and happy.
Alpha is a hard ghoul to scare.
He's ancient- not as old as Omega, Zephyr or Earth, but definitely older than most of the newer ghouls. He's seen things, in the pit and topside, beyond horrific, has blood on his hands, and is intimately familiar with its coppery taste.
And yet, as he holds a gasping Omega against his chest, Alpha has never been more terrified in his entire life.
Omega, sturdy, reliable Omega, unshakeable Omega, is falling appart in Alpha's arms, and there's nothing the fire ghoul can do.
Nothing but hold him tight and pray his suffering will end. In his despair, Alpha curses how human they've become, after spending so much time amongst them. Human enough to feel much more than a ghoul should. Human enough to get attatched, to fall in love. Oh, how Alpha curses love.
Omega is sobbing, gut-wreching cries that echo in his bedroom, clinging to Alpha like letting go would kill them both. It takes a while for the fire ghoul to realize the litany of broken noises escaping Omega's mouth are actually words.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Alpha doesn't need to ask what Omega means. Omega cannot fanthom a world without Terzo. Cannot imagine his life without the one bright star that so thoroughly changed it. Cannot bear the agony of loss and grief. And Alpha is torn between terror and rage. Because he cannot help.
He grieves, too, of course he does. Terzo is- was his friend, Primo his first Papa and a man he highly respected, and Secondo...Alpha would rather not think about the man's rare raspy laugh right now. Something about the taste of missed opportunities isn't very appealing at the moment.
Alpha grieves, too, but he doesn't know what having someone who had weaved their way into his very soul torn away from him feels like. So he tightens his helpless arms around Omega, and prays that there will be something left of the quint's shattered heart.
So yes, Alpha, tough, I've-seen-much-worse Alpha, is trembling in terror as he witnesses the strongest ghoul he ever knew getting torn from the inside out by love's ugly twin, grief.
#i will now cry myself to sleep#i swear I cannot escape the angst these days#I have something else planned and it's also angsty and terzomega#sorry sorry i guess#also yes please read into the secondo mention#not that it was all that subtle but y'know#alpha ghoul#omega ghoul#terzo#terzomega#papa emeritus iii#nameless ghouls#the band ghost
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They are like catnip to me 😵💫
#CANNOT ESCAPE THEM FR#every day....#i look at pics#i scream over said pics#i send pics to my friends#we scream over said pics#i want to draw something about said pics#i gif the moment the pics are from#etc etc etc#REAL ONES WILL RELATE 😭#yes i have a very normal relationship with this ship what are you talking about#it hasnt taken over my life in an inconceivable way wdym?#i swear to god once i can draw again we will br on vettonso lockdown#<- i say as if my blog on vettonso lockdown every single day of my existence#was having a moment last night over 2013 pics okay......#i gotta change my header TO THEM#catie.rambling.txt#vettonso
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my friends already know abt this but i cannot stop thinking abt this image oml THEY ARE A FAMILY AND THE PLANTS LOVE DAVE EVEN IF HE DOES THE MOST RANDOM THINGS
I AM AWARE THAT THIS IS FROM AN AD IN PVZ2 BUT STILL- FOUND. FAMILY. I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO SHUT UP ABT THIS AND I APPLOGIZE TO MY FRIENDS FOR REPEATING THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN I JSUT SHRVSJBFD
SHAKING THEM LIKE A CAN OF SODA RN /AFF
#THE PVZ HYPERFIXATION HAS BEEN LASTING LONGER THAN THE OTHER TIMES IVE BEEN HYPERFIXATING ON IT PLEASE SEND HELP#THIS SERIES HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AND I CANNOT ESCAPE#IT HAS SLOWLY BEEN REPLACING DHMIS AS MY MAIN HYPERFIXATION I SWEAR I LOVE THE SERIES STILL#ITS JUST THAT THE GAME HAS ZOOMED OUT OF THE RETIREMENT HOME (back of my brain) AND DECIDED TO TAKE OVER ONCE MORE BUT THIS TIME FOR LONGER#i just got a terrible shitpost idea based off of that last tag i wrote im drawing it when i can
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Send ur fave panels of kon 😁🙏
#idk I just wanna look at him and see what panels ppl like#perhaps for redraw material#I swear I like other characters I just have bad tunnel vision I cannot escape.
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oh hi george
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I've just now found out that Fred Tatasciore not only voiced Norm from CQ and Wambus Troubleham from Bugsnax but also Super Brainz from GW2???
All of them, voiced by the same guy
#plants vs zombies#pvzgw2#bugsnax#costume quest#I swear I cannot escape this guy wherever I go#he is EVERYWHERE#props to having that much range though
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playing bg3 and have fallen in love with a big bald man with a hamster
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listen. i love Fence. I love Fence TOO MUCH and that has always been my problem. the biggest mistake the comic made was leaving me alone for 18 months to play with my little blorbos between Issue 12 and Volume 4 (issue/chapter 13) because I got TOO attached to my original idea and understanding of the comic, the tropes, and the characters.
Will I get over it? No. Will I shut up about it? Also probably no. Am I done bitching about it for a minute? yeah probably
#jackshit#but like#my friend + my siblings who are casual readers and not infected by my ideas also don't recognize Nick at this point in canon#and are confused by the sudden friendship in Nick and Seiji#I seriously think the novels influenced the tone of the comic and characters#because I swear there's a huge shift#the OG 12 issues feel like Pacat and his other works#the more recent volumes feel like SRB lowkey more than Pacat#maybe im insane#and i wish i could be chill about it#but i CANT because my brain is BROKEN and cannot even let me peacefully enjoy my special interest#like do i love new content? yes. so much. do I also dread it because I know imma get hurt? yes very much.#this has been my tedtalk thanks for coming#i guess ill like??? start a tag you can block??#mmm maybe#fence vent#yeah block fence vent to escape my bullshit
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Hmmm. Kinda coming around to Heimdall. The longer I think about it the more I wanna write a fic about him.
#y'all are a corrupting force I swear#i cannot escape seeing that man no matter where I look#and now im coming around to the idea#god of war ragnorak#gow x reader#god of war x reader#gow heimdall#gow heimdall x reader
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I was just reading some good ass smut, chillin in my room. And my mom walks in unannounced and says “what’s wrong with you, you looked flushed.”
I- 🧍
#WTFUUUUUUU AM I IN A NOVEL#I WAS FANTISIZING AND NOW I LOOKED FLUSHED WTFJDJSJJ#I’m so done#codywan got me in a vice I swear I cannot escape them#and I don’t want to#nobie does stuff
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The first half of the next chapter is just getting all the readers caught up on what, exactly, Qui-Gon’s mission is, and then so far the second half is Cody having no idea what is going on.
#chit chat#no one has read the source material but fear not!#for i will summarize and also dramatize and even politicize!#andra is an environmentalist so u cannot escape the politicize sorry#i stuck mostly to canon except when i didn’t because a lot of the dialogue is meh so i changed it#and i aged up the wording and themes a bit so that this reads less like a book for 9yos#this story is probably at least a 12yo level now except for all the swear words#lmao
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have reached a zen state after decades of constant cortisol and adrenaline saturation where i just. don’t feel stressed or anxious about anything anymore. which is dope but also hilarious. it’s not like i don’t care i just. expending inhuman amounts of mental energy worrying won’t get me anywhere will it.
#everyone who struggles with anxiety: i swear i promise when you hit your late 20s and your 30s everything is so much easier#i just had the epiphany last year that This Is The Way I Am. This Is—for the most part—The Way I Will Be#i cannot be the person i was five ten fifteen years ago and i don’t need to be#i escaped the noxious mire of my own head! i AM neurotic but i CAN deal with it!#frankly if i wasn’t neurotic what would i be…#where’s that hannibal quote where he’s talking to his ill-fated patient whose name i forget#who was like i’m so neurotic and hannibal was like well. if you weren’t you would be something much worse#real. who let that guy become a therapist also.
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Making a new D&D one shot character when…
Me: So I’m making a barbarian and the gimmick is that they smoke a ton of weed to not be angry and go into a rage. Funny, huh? :D
My Partner (has read Homestuck): You do know that’s just a Homestuck character right?
Me (hasn’t read Homestuck): As long as it’s not the clown one, I’m fine with that.
*long silence*
Partner: …It’s the clown one.
Me: GODDAMMIT
#swear to GOD I cannot escape it#you think you’re being haha funny joke character but nope#homestuck did it first#I know only as much as cultural osmosis/my friends trying to explain it to me/and Sarah Z’s videos have taught me#but man#i f u c k i n g hate that little clown#all I know is some guy named Dave and some guy named Karkat are dubiously gay#because all the Homestuck mlm girlies on Instagram drew them holding hands or whatever#come to find out they are literally tiny edge gremlins that live on the internet in a truly impenetrable story#apparently I would have liked the vriska one
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I had a horrible migraine this afternoon with one of those auras where you stop being able to speak; fun time. As I crawled my way out of bed this evening, in an attempt to give myself a brief break with absolutely zero thinking before I dove back into my missed work, I chose a random episode of The Price is Right from a year ago to put on in the background. Surely, this could have nothing to do with Star Trek!
Then...
youtube
Yeah, I just can't avoid it.
(Surprise Bones impression aside, one has to appreciate the description of Montreal as "where everybody's phaser is set for fun.")
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#jim kirk#the price is right#bones mccoy#captain kirk#drew carey#i'm a doctor not a#set phasers to fun#even better because shatner is from montreal#i swear i simply cannot escape it#when i tell you i almost yelled because it was unexpected#yes I enjoy turning off my brain with the price is right on occasion deal with it#Youtube
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