Apparently, people don't like (hate) sparkling water??? That seems so strange to me as someone who drinks it religiously. (I'm not kidding I get four cases every time I go grocery shopping.) So uhm. . . I'm curious, because it really is just like sugar-free soda, so why the hate?
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I am a sparkling water lover. Sparkling water is truly the peak beverage (except for bubbly FUCK bubbly)
I love sparkling water so much. Proud lover of fizzy water. Those who don’t like it are simply weak
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[ID: A three panel black and white comic featuring Lee Seolhwa, Yoo Mia, and Yoo Joonghyuk from Omniscient Reader in a restaurant. The first panel is Seolhwa cupping her face with her elbows on the table, seeming pensive and disappointed.
Seolhwa: Damn, I wish I did like women, then we could date, right? Too bad I’m not gay...
The next panel has Mia stand next to her table, very confused and befuddled. Joonghyuk is sitting at the table with her hand on her own face. There is faded text next to her which says “Oh my god-”
The third panel is a closeup of Mia turned away from Joonghyuk.
Mia (muttering to herself): Wow, she is just as clueless as Unni was about her own femininity...
Joonghyuk shoots an annoyed glare in Mia’s direction.
Joonghyuk: Would you shut up?
End ID.]
more stuff for my seolhyuk romcom au
they were made for each other
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Giving bucky a handjob while he lets go 🥰
tw watersports, yall know the drill
oh fuck oh fuck
when he first lets go he’s pissing full force, it’s hitting his bare chest, running down his thighs, and he’s moaning with his head thrown back. when you wrap your hand around his dick and start to stroke him the stream slows but he’s still pissing, and it’s running down over your hands.
his bladder empties and he comes, covering your hand and his piss soaked chest with sticky cum.
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The grumpuses if all the vowels in their name were replaced with "oob":
Thoob Jooboobrnoobloobst
Cloobmby Cloobmboobrnoobt
Fooblboob Foobddloobpooboob
Woobmboobs Trooboobbloobhoobm
Boobffoobcoob Woobnkloobsnooboobt
Groobmbloob Goobggloobfoobnny
Woobggloob Woobggloobboobttoobm
Troobffoobny Loobttoobbloobg
Croobmdoob Foobcoob
Choobndloob Foobnkboobn
Snoobrpoobngtoobn Foobzzloobbooboobn
Flooboobfty Foobzzloobbooboobn
Shoobldoob/Shoobllsoob Woobooblboobg
Oobggoobboobll Boobttoobrnoobggoobt
Oobloobzoobboobrt Moobgoobfoobg
OHMYNFIRJRB I CANT CUCKING BREATH ehELP OG MYGDIDOKDNFBB
WOOBMBOOBS???
FLOOBOOBFTY???
FOOBLEBOOB??????????
(also oobloobgoobndoobr joobmfooboobt. cant forget about the scrungly archivist who is a part time barista)
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headcannon children of demeter love matcha
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lululemon (reasonably reputable yoga pants vendor) was for some reason in the Pride parade today, and i got them confused with lularoe (scummy leggings vendor) and was like THAT'S THE WrONG KINd of MLM GUYS
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Not exactly what I wanted, and I kinda have a digital sketch for this one already..
I'd probably remake it in digital, print on photo paper and then add gold pen lines/gilding✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
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People really out here buying La cróch and telling me it's good. You are drinking slightly flavored fizzle water, nothing is good about it.
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had a random craving so am currently cracking open a bottle of lemon sparkling water with a best by date of August 2019. will update with my thoughts on it if i survive
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