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hehehehehehe *throws divergent incorrect quotes at you*

Caleb is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice Caleb: Clear orange juice? Caleb: Oh, it's empty. Tris, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

Peter: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Caleb. They're mad at you. Caleb: No, it's Tobias. They're just being gramatically correct! meanwhile Tobias: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Tris: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Tobias: I stand by my choice.

Tobias: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Tris: You hang out with Caleb, Peter, Christina, and Uriah. Tris: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Caleb: accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water Uriah: Caleb, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know. Caleb: I'm not crying? Uriah, hugging Caleb's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Tobias is here and they love you with their whole heart.

Tris: Fight me! Tobias, standing behind them and holding a knife: mouths Do not.

Uriah: Are you a masochist or a sadist? Tris, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

Peter: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Christina: Actually, Caleb is my favourite. Peter: Okay then, it is I, that b****.

Tris: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers. Uriah: Tris, for the last time, we’re in Dauntless

Tobias: You look good in that hoodie. Tris: You know where else I'd look good? Tobias, zero hesitation: My bed. Tris, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Peter: slams books down in front of Uriah Peter: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Uriah: You could of said literally anything else. Peter: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Uriah: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random s***. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Tobias: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Peter: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

Tris: Why are you late? Caleb: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Tris: Overslept? Caleb: Overslept.

Tobias, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave…….Want me to make you one too?

(no Tobias I'm fine with yours :>)

Peter: Why are your tongues purple? Tobias: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Tris: I had a red one. Peter: oh. Peter: Peter: OH. Uriah: Uriah: You drank each others slushies?

Tris: You played me! Peter: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

#Peter #Tobias eaton #Christina #Tris prior #Caleb prior #Divergent #Divergent incorrect quotes

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