#I love Messi with my whole soul tho so I’m conflicted 🤷‍♀️ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

leonsliga · 1 year

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every day i wake up to you thirsting over leon on main, you go girl!! 🤪

(thank you for the endless leon content on my dash recently, bri 🤭)

Ice PLEASEEE 😂 it’s exactly 1:52 AM here, why are you exposing me like this? 😭 just kidding, I’m literally giggling like an idiot and rolling around in my bed as I read this. Look, I don’t know what it is. I think Leon’s tits just have this Pavlovian effect on me; I see them and I just spontaneously start drooling. What’s a girl to do?

I mean COME ONNN

I realize the images below aren’t focused on his titties but FFS LOOK AT HIM

Nah but fr, I don’t know what happened. I’d like to think my account had some semblance of structure before I encountered this Greek god of a man. I woke up one day, saw Leon’s luscious curls (RIP to them btw…forever in our hearts) and his bubble boobs and I just lost the ability to be normal. Now all this blog is is a powder keg full of hormones and pure concentrated thirst. I swear I was planning on doing uni work today but then I ✨magically✨ wound up on tiktok for three hours straight just watching him be annoying (affectionate). No clue how that happened 🤷‍♀️

Which reminds me—have a collection of Leon tiktoks for absolutely no reason other than for pure serotonin (some of them are in German, and I’ll be real with you, I barely know any German, but what I can tell you is that you don’t need to know the language for these to make you smile):

First up, of course, we have Leon being his usually dorky hipster self:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtHLBN/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtMEYx/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtRfVR/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtAjDv/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtdSnv/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBnecaf/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtnqeq/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtPp9W/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBn6Gbo/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBnRrdA/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBnU95h/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBneE8Y/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtq6h4/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtoCFJ/

And then, naturally, Leon’s fine ass, oil on canvas (jk, it’s just more tiktoks but of him being hot and/or pretty):

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBnf8gs/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBtc5Ws/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBn4kbU/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBnGPYh/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYBn4G2E/

Anyways, long story short, you’re welcome girl! Always happy to feed the masses 💜

#I may not be able to solve world hunger #but I can solve world thirst with Leon’s face #oh my god I need to put myself to bed what is this 😂#leon goretzka #football asks #asks #also…should I change my icon to Leon?#I love Messi with my whole soul tho so I’m conflicted 🤷‍♀️#ice <3 #ilysm!!

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