I KNOW SOMEONE DID THIS WITH THE MAFIA BUT

had a dream last night that i was watching a true crime documentary and the crime was - well before i get into it i would like to preface this by saying i’m still not entirely sure who jerma is or why he’s so popular. i don’t hate him or love him, it’s just that everything i know about him has been forced upon me and i’m pretty sure like 75% of it has been lies. like i know he’s a streamer and i’m pretty sure he’s a man but that’s really all i know.

ok. so in my dream, it was a world in which there had been a hurricane jerma (as in, a hurricane named Jerma) that was really really bad, like katrina-level bad, that had hit florida and south carolina (but somehow no other states)

the true crime documentary was about how two years before hurricane jerma had hit, jerma himself had actually tweeted the date the hurricane ended up hitting the land along with this picture:

and that was it. nothing about a hurricane, just a date and that picture. and the documentary made the case that somehow jerma WAS responsible for the hurricane.

then, after the documentary dropped, jerma’s social media accounts still existed but everything he had ever posted had been deleted and replaced by an edited version of the above image which i cannot recreate exactly but it looked like this except with hyper-realistic mascara-smeared bloodshot eyes:

I think that a 252+ special attack choice specs kyogre water spout(150 base power) in rain could be an invasive species to incineroar. Which would be like the bronze age(lebron James) collapse(Honda civic), and we all know that's bad because the Scott the Woz made a video about it, the following railroads currently operate in the U.S. state of illinois. Which one reminds me of that time when "schoinket" was featured in a zorbeez ad back in '99. He said "I really like your back" to Jerma(the American psycho) like he meant, which lead(the material) to the events of cubfan135 killing bubbles. All that to say, today's march 27th 2024, this is araraura your host for today bringing you your daily pvz2 reflourished news, there's been no news to report on today. Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a lead (the verb) room with BKC. Try carry this thing, man. Wait? Why didn't araraura call the Smogon? Is he stupid? Is there a lore reason it was them'll? Because according to tommy talarico, poppy playtime is the unofficial sequel to breaking bad. And then she said: "ohoho, you're so Portuguese" and I said "so Ima sell clocks, bitch" and then sans the skeleton looked me dead in the eye(not a furry)(he has nothing against them)(he loves all genders). But then my dementia didn't affect me as a person, even though you should never illegally download, always pay for music.

Also fuck Wilbur and George and some others

So anyway, I asked them(the cinder block) "why are you buying soop at the clothes store" "and they said". Haha, dude those animals are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking. *Performs a guitar solo* THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *starts beatboxing the Celeste chapter 5 b-side* yeah baby this is what it's all about wooooooo. Mr. White? Are you still there?? Yes jess, I am still the rizzler on the pancakes. Shut the frixk up Mr White. Put Jesse, there was no fridge. I know babygirl, that's why fight club started back in sonic 06. Btw Jesse today is femboy Friday, they be looking so kawaii. When theh the plagirasm from chpgtry cgpgrey. Willy on pith, till I ee. Jimmy himmy hehe. Tomboys, tomgirls, what's the difference? JACK STEP OUT OF THE BISEXUAL LIGHTING. It's a shame he was forced to eat cement when he was 6(

I am really sorry(also please actually read it all the way through, maybe you'll get some references)

here’s what i recognized in that entire thing that i indeed did read every word of

1 11 and 39 👀

39: jerma. creechur.

11: I kinda think love is physical proximity. not just touch, but like, presence. but I don't know much

1: well.

first? learning to draw because I was jealous of a family member's ability to draw a horse (I still can't draw a horse)

second? being made to watch the passion of the christ (bad movie I don't condone it) at around 7-8 years old

the torture scenes fucked me up in a few different ways, but I didn't find it scary or nothing.

third? I don't have details, but I was in a group with a bunch of strangers, talking about what had hurt us. I listened to a man talk calmly and with sad resignation about some of the most painful things a person can go through, and how he tried to intervene. and how it didn't help.

but when it was my turn to speak, I broke down crying immediately over what I felt someone like him would consider trivial. I cried until the stranger left the room. I thought he was annoyed or uncomfortable.

but he came back. and he didn't find it trivial.

he had gone to get me tissues. that changed me.

ok. i didnt mind genloss, it was ranboos first massive project, theyre only 19 and a streamer, ok. but oh my god would it kill to take an improv class. the first 2 episodes felt like an snl skit. especially when it was branded as original and then was just some sort of frankenstein of different horror tropes from ranboos favourite horror media, that just reminded me of snl stealing joel havers skit lmao.

there were so much issues with it and i feel like i wouldnt mind as much if it was branded as a horror comedy a few months before the show, not 3 days before the show. a few months before and the weeks leading up to may 24th, it was branded as "you arent ready for this. this is groundbreaking, nothing will ever be the same after this show. this is serious." etc and then i think it was like 3 days before may 24th there was that fucking showfall media psa that just felt like ranboo saying "oh btw its a comedy" without warning it caught me so off gaurd lmao.

then he streamed after that sfm psa released and, if i remember right, people were asking about it being a horror comedy in chat and ranboo was like "well yeah obviously did u think id make a project 100% serious? no lol" (dont quote me on that though its been a while) now theyre saying gen 0 and gen 2 are going to be completely horror now, but i dont think thats true bc they also said gen 1 was mostly horror and none of it is

speaking of, the advertising was just lies lol. the whole "little to no filler :D" thing. it wasnt like ranboo didnt expect the improv to last that long bc the expected runtimes (from their tumblr post on may 23rd i think) were sometimes longer than the actual ones. 1st ep was meant to be 1-2 hours, it was 1 and a half, so that much filler and standing around going "what the hell man" was PLANNED. they just lied about no filler to make people excited. just be funny and i wont mind the filler. i like sneegs humour in his streams but here he was just bickering with ranboo. same with ranboo to charlie, charlie was the only one making actual jokes so when ranboo and sneeg were alone it was just "wait so why didnt you just-" "well idk i thought u woul-" "well why would i-" and when i tell you it drained my soul.

ive been a massive ranboo fan for about a year (im recovering dw), and after the game theory episode i got really hyperfixated on genloss (up until the sfm keynote thing i think). i was hyped for it back when T_1 was the only thing released for genloss, and followed it all the way up to the streams. i watched them live and my face was just like 😐 I WAS SO DISSAPPOINTED LMAOOO

the box being 18k pissed me off so much bc an experienced filmmaker/writer/director could make something so much better than genloss with just that 18k. i aspire to make my own live action thing one day, and like, hearing them go "oh yeah the box was 18k and jermas face prosthetics were 10k teehee🤪🤪" was just. AAAAA. and the thing is, like the prosthetics were funny, but spending TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS as a BIT from jerma going "what if i took off the mask and it just doesnt look like me lol" then framing urself as jesus christ and a victim. i am so mad.

idk how to feel about ranboo anymore, i used to watch like every 2nd stream for a while but then the whole "GUYS BUY MY MERCH also racism bad MERCH!!!!! BUY!!!!" thing made me rethink lol. the racist and misogynistic undertones in genloss made me so uncomfy, and while im not poc so i cant speak on that, i have enough sense to know that having the only poc in the entire show play evil rats is so tone deaf.

and niki!! i was worried when the teasers were coming out bc every single person shown in it was a white guy (and a white enby), so i was kind of happier when niki showed up, but then she died within the hour to "commentate on misogyny in media". ranboo thought that he was commentating on misogyny by contributing to it. did they think this through at all. i would have LOVED if they did something special with niki and something powerful, but all that happened was she showed up, cried, then died and now ranboo fans are going "ranboo was so real for this!!!". ik niki had control over her characters writing but im sure ranboo was the one who decided when certain characters died and stuff.

also i hate to say this but the mask flashing to signify if he was in control or not was EXACTLY like a thing in the undertale fanfic (sfw im not weird) i wrote when i was 12 💀💀the characters eyes would flash when they were under control bc edgy. it was so weird watching genloss with that in the back of my mind 💀💀💀💀

in conlusion, genloss had so many flaws and so much easy fixes that it just feels so sososososososo rushed. another year in the oven wouldve been ok i think.

woah this is long im so sorry i do not think only type oops

- the i feel like i should label what kind of anon i am lmao anon

sorry before i get to anything else the undertale bit caught me so off guard omg.

anyways.

it wasnt like ranboo didnt expect the improv to last that long bc the expected runtimes (from their tumblr post on may 23rd i think) were sometimes longer than the actual ones. 1st ep was meant to be 1-2 hours, it was 1 and a half, so that much filler and standing around going "what the hell man" was PLANNED.

this!! the way the second stream just.. dragged was so rough.

the poc/women diversity discussion is something we had on the blog a bit ago as im sure you've seen so i don't have a ton to add but. yeah there were certainly choices that got made there.

very much enjoying all the essays getting dropped in here (even if i feel like my responses are weak sometimes lmao)

Tagged by my funnier friend who I appreciate evvyday @oneiro-nautical (who can totally just message me whenever they need interaction i dont mind uwu)

Favourite ship ever: for vidya games it’s gotta be Tali and Shepard from mass effects (I love Garrus but Tali takes the cake) For shows uhhhhhhh i’m blanking on any show I’ve ever watched can’t uhh go wrong with destiel huh?! right that’s a good one !! people love that right?!

Last song: Let Me Let You Go -by ONE OK ROCK

Last movie: It might’ve been the Belle animated movie but it’s been months since I actually watched a movie

Currently reading: Nothing rn, but I want to read Chainsaw man, bnha(which I sometimes spoil myself on bc i just wanna know!!!)

Currently watching: a DND series called The Lazarus Expedition, although my friend is streaming Best of Jerma 2020, but “real” show would be The Last Kingdom which I’m on season 2 of c:

Currently consuming: Vodka mixed with lucozade energy drinks, lamenting over the DnD campaign my friend and I just got ghosted on after “liking our vibes”

Currently craving: Fooooood, some nice noodles or a heap of pasta ;w; hell gimmie a munchie box and I’ll be in heaven OR people to chat with, like I like talking with people but im always so anxious so I avoid it so much :c

And since I love learning about mutuals/followers/followings and their interests I'm tagging: @phantomkinoc13 @nothing-lasts-forever27  @aeriamamaduck @retaliatesfirst @reasonscome-reasonsgo and anyone else who sees this and wants to join in ^3^

i love getting secondhand jerma knowledge from you. makes me feel in the loop despite otherwise knowing nothing about that man. stay silly!!!!! <3

grabs u by the shoulders. watch jerma rn. hes streaming Right Now. hes playing elden ring. Watch Him Now. here is an image for u.