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#I had a light dinner before that and thought it'd be a pleasant dessert
the-punforgiven · 1 year
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I'm about to become the moreos guy but for Reeses big cup
#that like half pound cup or whatever#I didn't remember ever having one before today#and tbh I never want to have one again#It's just the perfect size to really let you taste both ingredients in relative isolation#and GOD they lose that spark when you do#like normal reeses cups? they're fine they're alright whatever#but the half pound cup is fucking nasty#it's like one bite you get the nastiest F-tier easter bunny sludge chocolate#and the next bite you get just a raw mouthful of overprocessed peanut butter#and there's SO MUCH of it#and you paid actual real money for it so may as well eat more fucking sugar than your body could process in a week#slogging your way through unsavory cheap shitty chocolate that kinda hurts your teeth#and so much basically ok peanut butter you may as well just be eating it out of the jar with a spoon#it's like#I had a light dinner before that and thought it'd be a pleasant dessert#I was FULL about halfway in#full of just dog ass chocolate and mid tier peanut butter#the ratio is just all off and I don't like how much more crumbly the bottom is than the top#now maybe it's because I've cut back on sugar massively these last few months from what I was eating before#and this much sugar is just a huge shock to my body or somethin but fuck man#I feel like actually physically sick from that what the fuck#were I a year younger I'd have eaten that easily and probably went back for more#I'm having a ''god I'm so fucking old'' moment at 25 I hate this#anyway the ratio of chocolate to peanut butter is all off and it's nasty because of it#it loses that magic that made normal sensibly sized reeses cups good#that's what I get for trying something out of my comfort zone I guess#Pun's text Posts
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