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fish-of-aquaza · 3 years

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~~Okay so, hi, I'm new here, in tumblr... and, I... just got into self shipping half a year ago... aaand only have platonic and familial ships.. and you can call me-

Karkat: YOU CAN CALL HIM OCTO, OGILVY, BIIO, JR, TROY, ANIS ETC ETC, THIS DUDE HAVE SO MANY F#CKING SELF INSERTS THAT IT'S RIDICULOUS!

me: ~~J...Just call me any of these, I will clarify which name is which fandom, and-

K: ANYWAYS, HE HAVE A FCKING LIST OF F/OS HE'S ABOUT TO READ OUT IF HE FINNALY STOPPED THE POINTLESS TALKING

Me: ~~Dude, what da heck?! Stop interrupting me!

K:YOU SAID THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE WHEN YOU DO THIS, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BIG OF A DAMM P#SSY TO DO IT ALONE!

YOU TOLD ME, THAT IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES, BUT YOU'RE BEING SO GOG DAMM SLOW, I CAN'T STAND IT!

Me:~~...

-sigh-

~~Okay, I'll just read it out then.

~~So, first of all, of course as you could tell, Homestuck. I have Eridan, Terezi, Tavros, and of course you could tell, this rage nugget next to me called Karkat.

K:CAN YOU PLEASE, DON'T CALL ME THAT?!

Me: ~~yeah, sorry. -giggle-

~~And I'm still reading homestuck, so there might be more f/os

Karkat:YEAH, YOU'RE STILL ONLY AT THE ACT 5, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR LAZY ASS TOGETHER AND ACTUALLY BE PRODUCTIVE FOR AT LEAST A F*CKING MONTH

Me: ~~you think that I wouldn't if I could? I procrastinate too many things qwq

K: YEAH, EVEN THIS INTRODUCTION! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN "WORKING ON IT"??? MONTHS??

Me: ~~well.. I have been procrastinating it a lot.. But can I continue? I'm finally doing it..

K:YEAH! SURE! JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!

Me: ~~So, the next fandom is The Owl House. Let's see...We have Amity(familial/sister, she deserves better siblings)..... Gus...., Hooty-

K: THE DOOR THINGY?

Me: ~~yeah? Why did you ask?

K: I HONESTLY THINK THAT THEY JUST NEED SOMEONE THEY CAN LISTEN TO, A GOOD LEADER IN PARTICULAR, WHO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEIR BORING STORIES AND STUFF

Me: ~~well, I would say it differently, but yeah, it's basically what i think. Anyways, the last thing remaining is the Slitherbeast.

K: THAT GIANT ALIEN YETI, RIGHT?

Me: ~~yeah?

K:THAT THING GIVES ME THE CHILL, THEY HAVE THEIR EYES IN THEIR F*CKING MOUTH!!

Me: ~~well yeah, but they are still pretty cool

~~Let's move on, the next one is Danganronpa. We have:

~~Gundham Tanaka

~~K1-B0 (kiibo/keebo)

~~Leon Kuwata

~~Monodam

~~Chiaki Nanami *

~~Koichi Kizakura (familial/dad)

~~Possibly will be more, I'm still watching the walkthroughs and stuff-

K: WAIT A SECOND!

ME: ~~Hm?

K: WHAT IS THAT LITTLE STAR NEXT TO THE NANAMI GUY'S NAME?

Me: ~~okay, first of all, that's a girl, second.. It's just a... A marking, a marking because she's my favourite woman f/o

K: BUT THERE IS NO OTHER MARK FOR A GUY.

Me: ~~Oh! Oh yeah.. I.. I forgot! Let me just -scribbles a star next to his name-

~~Here! Done ^^

K: DUDE, I AM FLATTERED BY THIS, BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT PRETTY F#CKING WELL, THAT I AM NOT YOUR FAVORITE.

BUT OKAY, I'LL LET IT SLIDE.

SEE? I'M SUCH A GREAT LEADER THAT I LET YOU PERSONAL SPACE, YOU'RE VERY F#CKING WELCOME.

Me: thanks...

~~So anyways, next on the list is: No Straight Roads, AKA NSR We have Neon J-

Karkat: NEON J? IS THIS SOME KIND OF RAPPER OR SOME SH*T? THIS NAME SOUNDS SO LAME I THOUGHT THAT YOU BEFRIENDED A F#CKING LETTER J NIGHT PUB SIGN WHEN I FIRST SAW IT.

Me: ~~No, his name literally means 1010, the name of the boy band he created

Karkat: EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

Me: ~~Neon is the 10th element of the periodic table and J is the 10th letter of the alphabet.

Karkat:THAT'S... ACTUALLY CLEVER.

Me: ~~It is. Can I continue now?

Karkat:YES, AS YOUR LEADER I LET YOU TO CONTINUE READING THIS ENDLESS LIST YOU HAVE CREATED TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

Me: ~~It wouldn't take so long if you wouldn't keep interrupting me.. -_-

~~So yeah, he is familial, dad figure. the rest is 1010, and Yinu along with her mother

~~There are only a few fandoms left, I'll be quick.

~~Mha:

~~Tokoyami, I loved his appearance since their first training, he's the coolest and strongest when he's in beast mode (in my opinion of course).

~~Coraline:

~~Other dad, he's a familial, as a dad of course

K: HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE CORALINE, RIGHT?

Me: ~~He deserved better...

~~And, the last fandom,

~~Epithet Erased:

~~Zora Salazar(Familial/Aunt)-

K: DOESN'T SHE STINKS BECAUSE SHE SLEEPS IN THE WOODS OR WHAT?

Me: ~~Yes she does my self insert keep teasing her about it.

~~And the last one, Ramsey. I like his style, pretty much a loveable character, i wanna be his friend.

~~And, as a last thing-

K: YOU SAID THAT WE ARE DONE!

K: I DON'T CARE, I NEED TO GO! I HAD F*CKING ENOUGH?! I'M OUT! -walks away-

Me:~~...

~~Ookay... Soo..

~~I just... wanted to mention that... I'm the brother of (@fishy-moirails), and we have shared f/os, and sibling self inserts in most of the fandoms that I have mentioned...

~~Soo.. Yeah..uhm..I will... update later.. Bye! -runs away-

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