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#I can't believe Phil's Hardcore world is secretly the prequel of QSMP /j
royalarchivist · 6 months
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Phil: Sorry, sir, sorry, sir. You'll be– you'll be at your destination very shortly. [Pushes the minecart] Goodbye! See you on the island! [Mimicking Cucurucho] Disfruta la Isla. God, I'm turning into Cucurucho. It's fcked, I'm just kidnapping people and putting them on an island, telling them it's like a safe paradise. [Laughs] This is so fcked. I've become everything I hate! The Federation!
Phil has an unfortunate realization while kidnapping villagers for "Tax Evasion Island."
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