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Welcome to Haddonfield

Chapter 2: Tiffany and Jason (slasher coffee shop au)

A/N: This chapter is probably shorter, but I wanted to show a little more of Tiff and Jason’s dynamic with the reader (maybe tiff more so than jase but don't worry we'll see more of him!). So, sorry no Mikey in here ://. But he'll be there in the next chapter that should be out tomorrow since I'm almost done with it. This chapter gives a little more insight on the reader’s outlook on romantic relationships. Which, yes the reader has gone through some traumatizing things both while growing up and during their young adult years. But I want you all to know they have and are going to therapy and somewhere in the future it will be mentioned that they take medication for their mental illnesses. Also I personally hc Tiffany as half chinese, since Jennifer Tilly is and I dunno, I just thought it’d be cool to add that. Friendly reminder I also hc Tiffany is a demiwoman who uses she/they pronouns, while Jason is a demiman who uses he/him pronouns (and he doesn't wear a mask but still has his deformity, he's just more confident in here). Pumpkin is afab while using they/them pronouns, again they are indifferent about gender. Pumpkin is also short. How short is really up to y’all. Anyway enjoy!

Characters in the chapter: Tiffany Valentine, Jason Voorhees, and Pumpkin (aka the reader)

WARNINGS: Cursing, perverted jokes from Tiff and the reader, a small panic attack of some sorts from the reader, and mentions of toxic/abusive relationships (not necessarily just romantic relationships). Maybe some bad grammar and spelling.

“Sooo, how was your first day at work, sugar?” Tiffany asked once she got settled on the couch, wrapping an arm around you. Jason was still at work for thirty five minutes and had let you and the blonde demiwoman know to go ahead and start Kitchen Nightmares without him. You shifted a bit looking up at your best friend, answering their question

“It was great, actually. I only messed up on two orders,” Tiff gave you a big smile, letting you know she was proud of you, before continuing, “But, uh, it was a little strange this morning. You remember Angel right? The girl with curly blonde hair? The one who picked me up on my first day of training?”

“Yeah! I remember that cutie. She giving you trouble all of a sudden?” They tipped their head to the side, with a peculiar look on her face, no longer paying attention to the tv in front of the both of you. “Oh! No, no, no,” You shook your head comically fast. “Her older brother came in. And no he didn’t do anything to me either, didn’t even say anything actually. Well verbally anyway. But the way that he was acting, it’s like he was expecting me to run away screaming or some shit like that.”

You couldn’t help but find it odd. Was he usually standoffish with people? You couldn’t wrap your head around how Angel acted before and after the whole thing, seemingly shocked by how you both were with each other, whatever that really meant on Michael’s end. You found it hard to believe someone would treat the behemoth man any differently than any other customer just because he preferred Tommy making his scone and his sister making his coffee and because he used sign language over verbally speaking. It really couldn’t be because of how he looks, because nearly everyone who works there had a style similar to his, including yourself (though your style was all over the place, you didn’t always dress like that). While Tiffany was mulling over your words, you added, “I don’t know. Maybe some people are freaked out by his height, on top of looking like a scarier, younger version of Danny Carey? And he’s taller than Jase by a good, what? Four inches, I think?” That caught the demiwoman’s attention.

“He’s 6 fucking 9?!” She screeched, making you wince. You love Tiff but damn that hurt your ears. “Without the boots he was wearing? I’m assuming, yeah. I’m shocked his head didn’t hit any of the decorations in the damn place,” you couldn’t help but joke.

You remembered him ducking down when he left the cafe. It was ridiculously adorable. “Holy shit- isn’t Angel like, around your height? How the hell did their mother give birth to him?” Sometimes they didn’t have much of a filter, which was both a blessing and a curse. You just shrugged in return. How the hell were you supposed to know? You were majoring in women's, gender, and sexuality studies, not biology. Promptly, the blonde pulled away from you, turning her whole body towards you, making you do the same for her. “What?”

“Don’t ‘what’ me,” The half-Chinese adult said, with a scoff. “You’re a kind person Pumpkin. After everything you’ve been through, you’ve still managed to retain your kindness to those that haven’t done you wrong. You’re probably the first colleague they’ve had in a long time that didn’t treat him like a freak.” Then she smiled slyly at you, carrying on, “And you’re a very attractive person. I mean, look at you, Pumpkin. You’re an absolute hottie. I saw what you were wearing before you left the house this morning. Probably made his heart beat a little faster that usual and made all that blood rush to his-”

“Mhmmm! Nope, no, not today satan, absolutely not today!” You shouted pulling yourself off the couch, walking away from her. “You’re done, you’re done-”

“I was kiddin’-”

“you can go on timeout. I’ll tell Jase you’re on timeout and we’ll watch Kitchen Nightmares without your perverted ass.” By the end of that, the both of you were laughing and headed to the kitchen since that’s where you started walking off too.

“So...What’s his name?” You groaned, Tiffany really wasn’t going to let up were they?

“I- girl, why do you care?”

“Because he’s the first person you seem to be interested in-”

“I am not interested in him like that. Anyway, Michael, doesn’t seem like he makes friends very easily, let alone finds it easy to find someone to date, so, you know,” you defended yourself against her teasing as you tossed your hands up in the air.

“Hmm, sounds like someone else I know. Except for the friend part, you’re really good at that.”

You gave the brown eyed beauty a weak glare. “Cute name though.” You couldn’t help but roll your eyes at her changing the subject to his name. But she was right, it did suit him. Knowing the taller woman wouldn’t let it go until you at least gave some sort of description of the man you relented, letting yourself at least indulge a little bit, “He’s got really pretty blue eyes. Like an icy blue, I think? It was a little hard to tell with him having long hair. Super pretty too, like, I really didn’t expect him to be that pretty.” You paused a bit admitting, “Kind of a shame he’s Angel’s brother, otherwise, I might’ve climbed him like a tree-” Tiffany instantly started screeching at your light lewd comment, grabbing onto you while you started laughing. You didn’t really date people, but you were no nun. You’ve had plenty of experience in the bedroom.

During this time, Jason had come home, unexpectedly early, and walked into the kitchen after hearing Tiff’s screeches and your laughter. He stood in the arch way of the kitchen, with a confused look on his cute face. The blonde told him almost instantly, “They’ve got a crush on one of their co-worker's brother-”

“Shut up, I don’t! He’s just cute to look at. I would never do that to Angel, I work with her for fuck’s sake. I haven’t seriously dated someone in years, let alone had a real crush on anyone! You both know it’s hard for me to even like anyone romantically.” Now her teasing was a little too much for you. Maybe you were being too sensitive, but the thought of even jumping into a relationship was making your head spin and made your stomach drop in a not so fun way. Especially with someone you didn’t fucking know. The giant, yet gentle demiman walked over to you, and set his hands on your shoulders softly just to get your attention as well as grounding you, before signing, “It’s okay, you don’t have to date anyone if you don’t want to, Pumpkin.”

“He’s right, I’m sorry, sugar. I won’t do that again, okay? I went too far with that.” They both knew why you nearly had a breakdown at that. Sure, you preferred being close friends with someone before dating them, but your very first relationship (if you could even call it that) was what made it a mandatory to be friends with someone first. Not that you would ever change that. Being in therapy since you were twenty-one helped you understand that wasn’t a bad thing, not one bit. And you’ve stuck to it even when others, not the two that you live with, told you it was a phase. You let out a heavy sigh, “Sorry, god. You would think I wouldn’t freak out even after six years since that happened...”

“You don’t ever need to apologize for that, Pumpkin. I should’ve known better than to poke at you like that for that long. It doesn’t matter if it was that long ago or not, what you went through was bad. It should’ve never happened, but it did and you’re still here with us to this day and that’s what matters.”

Tiffany leaned down a bit and gave you a kiss on the forehead, just as your guys’ mutual best friend mumbled out, “I love you two.” Just lighten up the mood and brought you both into a big hug. Which made you groan because both of them were squeezing so tightly. “Y’all are gonna kill me,” you managed to get out. Thankfully they both showed mercy and let go, chuckling at your dramatic behavior.

“Alright, let’s leave the big guy to make dinner. After all, he promised to make us burritos tonight.”

You forgot about that. The bald demiman even made breakfast that morning before you all went to work and mentioned making burritos as a celebration for your first day of work. Your mind went blank as he began to shoo you and Tiffany out of the kitchen, making her giggle, calling out to Jason as they walked to the living room with you, “I think they forgot about dinner tonight!” You didn’t miss the grumbling from the colossal chef in the other room, but knew it was just him messing around. Jason wasn’t one to get angry or even annoyed easily. The demiman was all around laid back when you and Tiff weren’t causing chaos. A smile graced your mouth as you unpaused the tv, watching Kitchen Nightmares with your best friend while the other cooked dinner for the three of you. Yeah, you had it pretty good.

#slasher coffee shop au #michael myers x reader #michael myers x you #rz!michael myers x reader #rz!michael myers x you #slashers #slasher x reader #slasher x you #I believe in Tiffany and Jason supremacy #Tiff and Jason would probably kill for pumpkin let's be honest #And once we get there mikey will be very well aware of that

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