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gweelczz · 10 months

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“Pretty girl”

Oj Haywood x Black!fem!reader (as usual)

Summary: Oj treats you just as gentle as his horses

Genre: fluff, Smut! (Minors get the fuck out!!)

Warnings!: spitting, swearing, overstimulation if you squint and tilt your head, small spoiler for NOPE if you haven’t seen it. mentions of Jean Jacket

Word count: that’s cute asf

My first stand alone for my favorite cowboy/final boy!!! Hope y’all enjoy!

“Eyes on me pretty girl, you good?” Oj spoke lowly into her ear as his hand rested on her waist. It seemed different coming his mouth this time, he wasn’t trying to distract her from Jean jacket hovering over them. Oh no he was talking her through it guiding it as his fingers curled inside her, his thumb applying pressure to her clit. His eyes never leaving hers as he spoke to her, lips busting themselves with her neck. “Oj please right there” she moaned softly slightly digging her nails into his shoulder blades. “Right there? That’s it?” He responded smirking into her skin his fingers inching deeper into her with ease. “Wanna cum please” she babbles trying to keep her eyes on him knowing if she didn’t he’d deprive her of her pleasure. “Take that shit then baby, I’ll give it to you”

“Fuck” she moaned feeling her orgasm approaching faster Oj speaking to her wasn’t helping stall it. “You got it baby, let it go for me hmm?” He whispered driving his fingers home as his thumb worked overtime. The fear of someone walking into the living room to find his fingers up her dress was nonexistent seeing as his only other neighbor for miles was claimed by Jean jacket and Emerald was at her girlfriend’s for the weekend. She could be as loud as she wanted and Oj took advantage of this opportunity drilling his fingers faster, his eyes boring into hers. “Oj, Oj yes.. please..” he gazed down at her swirling his tongue around her nipple sucking it harshly after “that’s it, that’s it, let that shit go”. His words mixed with his voice and the tempo of his fingers sent her over the edge, her back arching as she gasped for air. “You’re good, you’re good Y/N” that was the first time he’d addressed her by her name though this whole ordeal. He usually did when she was coming down as a way to softly ground her. His free hand playing with the locs she’d gotten some a few days ago as she came down.

“You good?” He questioned kissing her lips gently, she loved how gentle he was with her as if she was as precious as his horses. She nodded her head taking a deep breath smiling up at him “I’m good”. He smirked once again nodding his head “good because I’m not done yet” he kissed her lips again sliding down her body bunching her dress up around her waist. His lips paired with his teeth marking the soft skin of her thighs slowly closing in on his target. “Oj please..” she sighed gazing down at him, her breath hitching finding him already staring at her. His tongue licking a fat stripe up her slit wrapping his tongue around her clit sucking harshly. Her juices dipping down his throat like lemonade quenching his thirst. His tongue swirling around it before licking up her slit multiple times, spiting her juices onto her cunt before he dove in again eyes never leaving hers.

His strong hands holding her thighs open as he ate her as if she was his only food supply. A shiver running down her back when he growled into her cunt sucking especially hard on her clit. “Fuck Oj!” A moan falling from her lips seeing her juices painting his face making his skin glisten as if he’d been in the sun all day. A deep “mhm” was her only response as his tongue and pace ruthless not letting up for anything not even air, dipping in to scoop up her leaking desire slurping it down his awaiting throat. “Cum for me again pretty girl, you can do yeah” he spoke before latching his mouth onto her cunt again. “Fuck baby I’m close” his eyebrows raised at the pet name considering the fact she always said his name knowing how much it turned him on when she did so. Deciding to let it slide he responded with a “Mhm” refusing to come up when his mouth was full. Y/N gripped the cushion of the couch moaning loudly into the air curling her toes feeling a second orgasm approaching.

“Fuck, Fuck, Fuck” she sobbed feeling her coil inside snap granting Oj with an orgasm he was coaxing out of her. Once he finished slurping up her juices he slapped her cunt standing to his feet his frame looming over her, “watch ya mouth fo’ I put something in it”. With that he walked away returning with a warm washcloth cleaning between her legs being extra gentle when coming in contact with her cunt. Tossing the cloth in the laundry he returned with a bottle of water scooping Y/N into his arms carrying her to his bedroom. He removed her dress replacing it with his shirt pulling her into his arms afterwards. He tied her braids back placing her satin bonnet over her head a few swallows of water coming afterwards before a gentle kiss was placed on her forehead. “You did so good pretty girl, thank you for trusting me” he spoke into her ear rubbing her back as she drifted to sleep. He didn’t need to voice that he loved her, she already knew that by heart and she knew it wouldn’t change.

#oj haywood #oj haywood x reader #Oj Haywood x black!fem!reader #nope 2022 #nope spoilers #nope film #nope movie #Haywood ranch #Oj Haywood is my favorite cowboy! periodt

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ghostsessioned · 2 years

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y’know what jean jacket’s roar sounds like ? the sound heard around the world. the trumpets. the angels.

#txt.png #shut up tage #nope #nope movie #nope 2022 #jean jacket #jean jacket nope #oj haywood #em haywood #ricky jupe park #angel torres #antlers holst #haywood ranch #jupiter's claim #star lasso experience #realized it in the middle of watching again today and listening to jean jacket's roar #how it sounds like a choir #THEN it hit me that we've had a phenomena like this happen for YEARS

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wealmostaneckbeard · 2 years

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Barely coherent Speculation about that alien in NOPE

Jupiter's Claim had much more people at it than the Haywood Ranch and so it was a much more attractive feeding ground. Both were located in an isolated region of burnt out chaparral with very little natural cover to the open sky. Perfect hunting grounds for a flying predatory megafauna.

Jean-Jacket shat all that blood and debris on top of the Haywood ranch home in order to warn it's own species that the prey within was too clever to be easily consumed.

J-J excreted coins, blood, keys, wheelchair, and a plaster statue of a horse. But it kept the bones and guts of its victims within itself. Which implies that J-J's species likes sodium and calcium but not iron or metallic alloys.

Jean-Jackets eating habits seem consistent with a newborn. It doesn't know what it can or cannot digest and will regurgitate that which it cannot.

So covering yourself in plate or chain metal armor won't save you from getting eaten. Jean-Jacket will just shit your armor out or drop you from lethal heights.

I've been imagining that J-J has magnetoplaque (or magnetocyte) organs similar to the electroplaques (also called electrocytes) in electric eels. Both electricity and magnetism can be used to detect things and to move things.

j-j uses it's magnetocyte to generate ionic propulsion for the same purpose an eagle uses it's muscles: to gain altitude before entering an aerodynamic glide. When J-J is hovering, the process ionizes moisture in the air which causes accumulation, forming a cloud around j-j.

Doctors use Magnetic Resonance Imaging (combination of magnetism and radiation) in order to get images of a patients internal organs. By showing test subjects images while their brains are in an MRI scanner, scientists have been able to locate the sections responsible for visual processing. There's this one study where pictures of the actress Jennifer Aniston were shown to test subjects and each persons brain lit up in the same spot. There's also plenty of medical cases where people with brain damage are unable to recognize objects by sight.

J-J possibly uses it's magnetocytes to scan for, and the brains of, prey. If j-j sees itself within the the brain of an organism, then j-j will start considering that organism a threat. After all, in order to fight an enemy, one has to know it is there. Meanwhile the best kind of prey is one that is completely unsuspecting.

Killing Jean-Jacket is hypothetically easy, all one needs is a crank-operated anti-air gun from the 1940's. Or a cannon which uses torsion, explosives, or compressed air to launch a projectile. Unfortunately for humanity, our weapons technology has become increasingly integrated with electronics.

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thequeervampiric · 2 years

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watching a video of someone exploring a horror themed island and do you know what would be sick

a nope themed animal crossing island

#haywood ranch #jupe's theme park #a gordy's home section...#nope 2022

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kenny-lol · 2 years

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nope dump

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bmoharrisbankofficial · 2 years

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adding more fuel to the 'oj is an autistic king' fire: horse therapy is a Thing for autistic people, like apparently we get along very well with horses and do well training them

#nope 2022 #nope #nope spoilers #oj haywood #literally have been asked to volunteer at ranches upon the owners learning i'm autistic #'but bmoharrisbankofficial' you say 'it's a family ranch of course he'd get along with horses!!!'#to that i say: autism rights

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keefechambers · 2 years

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Just leave, OJ.

#nope #nope spoilers #emerald haywood #oj haywood #moviegifs #nopegifs #she refuses to leave him and he refuses to leave the ranch and it's just an endless pull #always shit to do #her refusal to let him go back alone... fuck #no siblings have ever #i just think about how em feels like this is the place that killed their father and probably their mom too shit and probably angel and now #it's gonna take OJ and it's all this place and he won't fucking leave

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mickimagnum · 9 months

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📩 Random simblr CAS prompt of the day: Pick your favorite sim couple (if you don’t have a couple, your favorite sim is fine) what would they wear for a date?

Oh, I love this! Thanks so much for asking. Here's Devin & Bran, headed to Oak and Barrel.

(Credits + Links After Cut)

Bran

Hair: Laundry Day Pack Shirt: Joliebean, Patreon (free) Jeans: Horse Ranch EP Boots: Horse Ranch EP Bracelet: Seasons EP

Devin

Hair: SimCelebrity00, TSR Dress: Serenity, Patreon (free) Boots: DallasGirl, Patreon (free) Bracelets: Werewolves Pack Earrings: Feyona/Giulietta, TSR

Thank you to these CC creators:

@joliebean | @simcelebrity00 | @serenity-cc | @dallasgirl79 | @giuliettasims

#micki answers #my asks #devin haywood #bran abernathy #black fox ranch #simblr #sims community #my sims #the sims 4 #the sims community #sims dating #sims romance #sims 4 horse ranch #sims 4 horses

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tuxxydo · 3 months

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Yoooo did you just watch NOPE that is my favourite movie

oh no, i've seen it already DFBKNDFB. i just started thinking about the ending shot again cus it drives me up a wall.

like... if Peele wanted to show us that OJ was alive; why did he obscure him like this? At first, I was entertaining the idea that Jean Jacket actually killed him and Em is seeing his ghost (which is why their reunion is never shown. "Out Yonder" meaning OJ is "outside of the living world").

But NOW I'm entertaining the idea that the shot is a showing of OJ's ego death. Surviving Jean Jacket's onslaught has turned him into a spectacle. And unlike Emerald, he doesn't have a "personable" front to fall back on.

#a lot of OJ's lines are him talking about 'working' to some degree #and OJ definitely spent all his life on the ranch unlike Em #meaning all OJ knew was work #it's even evident in his name; Otis Jr Haywood #no unique name of his own; just another otis haywood #there's something there with OJ and individuality and capitalism #and how blk ppl have to give up themselves (individually) in order to get a seat at the table or any recognition for the prestige #and i just think of the current work climate and my coworkers and just... SIGH #THERE'S SOMETHING THERE #hey aliens it's me ur boy #tux's interrogation station

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doolallymagpie · 2 years

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as much as nope is a perfect standalone film and I’m tired of everything getting sequelled and franchised to death, if it happens, it should be called “yep”, and should continue the theme of “jean jacket is a Creature from an Ecosystem rather than a ship or something Properly Alien”

mr peele I’m free to talk about eldritch sky whalefalls if you need ideas

#I just think it’d be fun if he just said ‘actually JJ isn’t even an alien. there’s Critters in those clouds.’#definitely felt like that was the implication. that it’s a sky jellyfish from earth.#but like you can’t really do a sequel that doesn’t explain it unless we just put the haywoods and angel in A Different Situation.#I like that we’re forced to Think about it. that the movie trusts you to draw your own conclusions.#but…yknow. ‘yep’. about the eldritch whalefall on the haywood ranch.#nope #nope 2022 #nope movie #nope spoilers #nope 2022 spoilers #nope movie spoilers

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professorsta · 2 years

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Guilty pleasure is refreshing the Nope tag on Ao3 in hopes that more fluff hurt/comfort fics pop up in which the three go in n out of living on the ranch (not oj though) together and become a family

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ghostsessioned · 2 years

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finished design for my UAP, “SKYFALL” or “SF” !

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see-arcane · 2 years

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OJ and JJ: Why Jean Jacket Let the Haywoods—Especially OJ—Get Away with More Than Anyone Else in “Nope”

I’ve seen Nope twice now. While everyone I saw it with enjoyed it, I heard a few cries of foul when it came to OJ and the others’ improbable good luck with all their near misses interacting with our favorite terrifying gulch-haunting UFO. I call foul back and say plot armor had nothing to do with it. Some luck, yeah, otherwise we’d have no protagonists. But that was hardly all.

Spoilers for Nope below

To be clear, I am absolutely not painting this as the same delusional ‘friendship’ Jupe assumed he had with Jean Jacket. Neither he, nor OJ, nor anyone else is a miraculously endowed animal/alien tamer with an automatic ~*~special bond~*~. It’s one of many points Nope goes out of its way to illustrate. You can only train (or disrespect) an animal so far before they lash out, especially predators, and especially island-sized UFOs with the munchies. But, insomuch as there is any ‘safe’ way to coexist in close proximity with something like Jean Jacket, OJ Haywood is shown to have pulled it off with flying colors. And he did so almost entirely unaware to begin with by dint of his character traits.

That and a combination of Jean Jacket’s own instincts are what likely put him and the people around him in the tiiiny pocket of special allowance JJ deigned to give them over the course of the movie.

Let’s roll back to the first scene with the Haywood Ranch and the death of Otis Sr. A death by falling nickel that happened six months before the present-day events of the film. Just before this, father and son were curious about the screaming in the clouds—a fresh snack of hikers about to be squelched—followed by the rain of inedible bits. We can assume this was Jean Jacket’s first time flying in the gulch, and he chose the Haywood Ranch as The Spot for Purging; just like the hills next to the ranch were chosen for his ‘nest’/hiding place/resting spot.

While Jupe was methodically feeding JJ fresh horses and imagining the big guy trusted him, Jean Jacket kept going home to his actual favorite spot right next to OJ and his horses—a man and his big juicy animals out training in broad daylight, day after day, without ever pestering them. No missing horses. No missing OJ. Despite JJ clearly having opportunity and a taste for both species by that point. Why?

The obvious answer is that OJ kept his head down. Literally. Eyes always on his work, under the shade of his hat bill, maybe glancing at the clouds now and then…but always too far away to agitate. For all that time, he was unconsciously respecting Jean Jacket’s rules. Plus, he was in JJ’s purging/nesting territory first; yes, Jean Jacket was calling dibs on the whole gulch, but if the locals already there aren’t bothering him, fine, sure, they can stay.

The place’s importance to Jean Jacket, OJ’s head-down habits, and the amount of time spent coexisting with each other sans trouble all combined to put OJ and the alien into as close to a neighborly setup as could ever be expected. Don’t fuck with me, I don’t fuck with you.

Then things start picking up. Too much activity, too many new skyward glances from OJ, too many hackles raised with the Star Lasso Experience. And yeah, JJ did almost vacuum OJ up—he infringed on their ‘arrangement’ and looked! The nerve! And after JJ let him get away with hiding under a roof the night he stared up at the dust devil that took the fake horse! How ungrateful!

…A move that, in hindsight, plays almost like a Strike 1 offense, paid back by slurping up the actual horse. OJ’s staring at the Star Lasso arena was likely Strike 2. After snapping at OJ and causing the accidental knockout against the ceiling, JJ flies off without him or Lucky.

Off JJ flies to the Haywood Ranch again, full of screaming people and detritus and huffy extraterrestrial chest-pounding. And what does JJ do? He drops a big bloody purge waterfall directly onto the Haywoods’ house—OJ’s territory-within-JJ’s territory—like the giant alien version of an animal hiking its leg and marking all over a lower-tier animal’s spot.

This is a warning. This is my place. I rule here.

Then, as if holding onto the statue for last (hell, that may have been the real Strike 1), he moves his big flying Roomba self over to OJ’s truck—which I’d bet JJ definitely recognizes after six months—and just hovers. Hovers. Hovers.

Making sure OJ is paying attention. Then he hacks the statue out like a bad loogie right into the windshield. Assuming it didn’t kill his ‘neighbor,’ it would be a fine lesson:

You are on thin ice. Do not cross me again.

Come morning, what do we find out? Not only is Jean Jacket smart enough to know the humans will react when he moves enough to let the electricity fizzle back on, he immediately moves back overhead to stare down at OJ. My guess? It was a test.

You know better, neighbor. What do you do when I am here? What very smart thing have you done in all our quiet time side by side?

And thank God, it does dawn on OJ in time. Do Not Look. No Eyes On JJ.

So he ducks his head. And, even though he caught a very obvious peripheral glimpse, Jean Jacket still lets that slide. Jean Jacket lets OJ, his sister, and Angel—probably his family/pack in JJ’s POV—scurry away in their silly rolling box. We can’t even say it was because Jean Jacket was still full; the big guy looks like he has whole miles of gut to chow down with.

No, he lets OJ and company off with a few warnings, because the arrangement renewed. And off he goes to settle in his cloud again.

Cut to the run.

I sincerely believe that if it had been any other person on the horse, any other person goading Jean Jacket along the run, they would not have lasted a minute. No, not even with their head down. We’ve seen by now just how fast JJ can move, how quick he can flip from zero to I-Will-Knock-You-Back-Like-a-Shrieking-Tic-Tac. And nobody can say they didn’t clench up when they, like OJ, realized Jean Jacket was hovering right behind him like the world’s most ominous frisbee. Ditto the part where JJ slurped up the TMZ jerk barely a yard away from him and Lucky.

Thiiis close to sucking him up. But no. The dust devil got Mr. TMZ with the precision of a straw.

Then we get to the run—OJ on horseback, JJ being JJ, going fast…but almost at his version of a canter. A brisk walking pace.

That much might be owed to the fact that, unlike all his other prey, the people/horses have gotten a good look at Jean Jacket, then turned to run. With OJ’s staring hoodie, he’s retreating while still looking at/challenging JJ. That’s new! That implies Jean Jacket’s neighbor has his hackles up even as he moves away!

So Jean Jacket gives a comparatively leisurely chase. Then, just when he gets fed up and goes for the vacuum maneuver—surprise! Flags everywhere! Jean Jacket freaks out as expected, twisting away rather than risk gulping up another bad meal. What the hell, OJ, why didn’t you warn JJ you were a statue this whole time?

And, finally, the climax.

OJ looks at Jean Jacket dead on, still sitting on the flag-strung Lucky. This is when Jean Jacket has completely unfolded into what looks like a full intimidation display. These tiny two-legged things have turned into a big flag-covered, barbed wired headache for Jean Jacket. Perhaps even a threat. It’s down to a fight for the territory in JJ’s perspective. Someone has to go. And OJ, the one he ‘knows’ best, the one that had respected and been respected by Jean Jacket most, like two sullen predators in the same cage mutually agreeing not to bother the other, is the one metaphorically baring his teeth first.

Even as he flexes all his freaky jellyfish anatomy, Jean Jacket hesitates.

Does he think this is OJ warning him away? Or is he really instigating a fight to the finish? …Is there a chance OJ could win?

Even when, finally, OJ does begin drawing him along, away from Em’s bike, we never see JJ strike out with his appendages or make another dust devil. He’ll match OJ’s staring contest, he’ll creep closer, but he does not lash out.

It’s only when Em revs up and takes off for Jupiter’s Claim that Jean Jacket gambles on pursuing what he (mis)takes for the less worrisome Haywood. Simply because she looked at him and fled? Because JJ wants another warning to spit up for OJ later? No way to know.

All we see is that OJ, by a mix of hair-thin good fortune and animal training experience, managed to live with, counter, and psych out Jean Jacket enough to earn the man-eating megafauna’s tolerance and enough respect that it edged near worry.

tl;dr: No, OJ was not a magical horse/alien whisperer. But he did gain enough of Jean Jacket’s esteem to give him the best odds of survival, cohabitation and manipulation, simply by being himself, being respectful of the ‘rules’ once he knew them, and being cool as hell while everyone else fell apart or got slurped.

#hope you like text walls #anyway I love it when directors don't spoon-feed the details but leave them there for you to pick up yourself #OJ Haywood #Jean Jacket #Nope 2022 #Nope #horror #jordan peele #spoilers

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catgirl-kaiju · 2 years

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I saw a review of Nope (2022) that compared it to Jaws in its basic structure (high tension thriller where the main characters stalked by a dangerous animal that is difficult to see coming). I can kind of see that, but I think something more interesting about the film is how much it is the opposite of Jaws.

Jaws is a film about a wild animal that is portrayed as a vicious killing machine with implied malice. It turns what is a real life animal into something that is not human or animal, just a scary monster with little acknowledgement that it is a living thing. The framing of the shark attacks is of a shark invading waters that should be safe for humans to use for leisure, rather than as people suffering the consequences of intruding into the shark's natural habitat. The idea of closing the beach isn't about respecting the boundaries of a wild animal, but about keeping people safe from a vicious killer.

Nope (and this is where I start getting into some spoilers) is about a creature that is assumed to be something artificial by the main characters. Because of its resemblance to a classic flying saucer, Jean Jacket is assumed to be a vessel for intelligent and possibly malicious aliens. A classic movie monster. However, we discover part way through the film that Jean Jacket is actually a living thing, a predatory organism, and is framed as such. Jean Jacket isn't killing because it's evil; it's killing because it's hungry and territorial. Only by acknowledging that Jean Jacket is essentially a wild animal, with rules and boundaries, are the main characters able to survive it. Meanwhile, characters that assume that Jean Jacket isn't alive or seek to control or exploit it are put in harms way by their own actions. It's also implied that this is not actually Jean Jacket's native habitat, it is an outside force that has intruded on the Haywood ranch and it becomes a matter of people defending themselves against an invasive species.

I think all of the ways in which Nope contrasts Jaws makes it a stronger film with more nuanced messaging. Jaws may be good at creating tension and suspense, but it also doesn't care to think about its monster as a living thing (which is especially problematic since great white sharks are real and endangered animals that are not even known for attacking humans). By taking the time to show that Jean Jacket is a living thing with needs and boundaries, (even though it's a very fictional creature) Nope creates some very interesting conflict that feels more grounded despite the premise being so outlandish.

Anyway, thank you for reading and go watch Nope if you haven't already. There's a lot more that's great about it that I didn’t fit into this analysis.

#film analysis #movie criticism #horror #jaws #nope 2022 #nope #nope jordan peele #jordan peele #steven spielberg #thriller #movies #jean jacket

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mingus-archives · 2 years

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Another Nope (2022) Thought

What does it mean to be consumed? I am thinking of the moment after Jupe and the tourists are swept into the maw of Jean Jacket. When they are screaming, confused, trapped. As Jean Jacket hovers over the Haywood house, someone shouts and begs to be let out. Of what? Do they know that they are in Jean Jacket, the beast? That they are being digested? When Jean Jacket silences them, do they understand finally? There is something so horrifying, so visceral, about being in the maws of something and not even knowing it. Having your fate known by everyone but you.

And then I am thinking of the Haywood ranch. Of OJ and the horses, him slowly selling them away to Jupe, and thinking he can just buy them back. But the horses are already gone; Jean Jacket eats every single one of them. Jupe knows this, but lets OJ make his plan. He doesn’t tell OJ that his ranch is half-eaten, bleeding out in front of him. That he and Jean Jacket have been chewing on the Haywoods the whole time.

I am thinking about that horror, of being someone else’s meal, profit, plan, and of not knowing.

#nope #nope movie #nope spoilers #jupe park #jupe #steven yeun #oj haywood #oj #emerald haywood #em haywood #keke palmer #daniel kaluuya #jordan peele #nope thoughts

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demigoddessqueens · 2 years

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What I said: I loved Nope (2022)

What she meant: Nope is an excellent film and commentary on how spectacle and entertainment can be butchering by nature and of one self (I.e., Jupe’s history from being a child star to his creation of the show ranch that led to his downfall), the idea of taming forces of nature for control vs respecting/acknowledging them (I.e., Otis not looking in Jean Jacket’s “eye” against Jupe Park contacting her, etc.), how accrediting creators, especially black content creators, is essential to history as is seen in the opening scene with Em Haywood mentioning the family history

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