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bluesucanuse · 3 months

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BLUES: SONGS OF THE DAY

THE ARTIST IS: HUMBLE PIE

THE SONG IS: "HOT 'N' NASTY"

#HUMBLE PIE #HOT 'N' NASTY

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bouncybongfairy · 4 months

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Pretty Please?

Rick Sanchez x Fem Reader

Summary: Summer asks you to pet sit her hamster while her family goes on vacation. Of course, you agree because you're such an amazing friend. Definitely not because you and her grandpa would have the entire house for yourselves.

Word Count: 2.0k+

TW: Intox Kink, Worship Kink, Masochism, Dumbification, Nasty Smut

Best Ref Account Ever: @kaionyx

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You were sitting with your friend group, eating lunch in the quad. Quite boring, the whole school seemed to be yearning for the end of the day. Summer was bragging about the ski trip her family would be leaving for, after school. In all honesty you truly couldn’t care less, happy for her, just not interested. Picking at your salad that had gone soggy as she went on and on.

“Do you think you could do me like a real solid?” she asks, resting her hand on your shoulder.

“What is it?” you asked with a sigh.

“Well, I need someone to come and feed my hamster while I'm gone. I was hoping because you're like, my best friend ever, if you would do that for me?” she asked, trying hard to butter you up.

“You want me to drive back and forth to your house to mine for 3 days?” you asked, trying to knock some sense into her.

“Oh my god obviously you can stay in my room,” she said, rolling her eyes playfully.

“Ugh isn’t your grandpa going to be there?” you asked.

“Yeah but he won’t come out of the garage. Please I’m literally begging you,” she pleaded, “What if I leave you an eighth of bud?” she whispered in your ear.

“Make it a quarter and I’ll do it,” you said, which delighted her beyond belief.

As soon as you got home, you started packing your bags. Starting to slightly regret ever agreeing to pet sitting. Folding your clothes and placing them neatly in your duffle. Suddenly it occurred to you that her grandpa would be home. Of course in front of Summer you put on a front like him being there would gross you out. When in reality every time you slept over at her house, you would find yourself staring at him. Taking in all his little details; like how far he spreads his legs when sitting on the couch. Or how his eyes dilate when he’s a little more than tipsy. Your mind started wondering about all the possibilities of how your visit would go. It wasn’t something you felt shame about. You had already made your way through all the halfway decent guys at your school. To be quite honest you’ve wanted to hookup with an older guy for a while. All the dudes you’d been with are just so inexperienced and you were tired of that.

Summer and her mom picked you up. She needed to show you around before leaving. Helping you with the bags, the two of you make your way to her bedroom. Where she gave you the weed she promised, even leaving her bong for you to smoke with. Showing you how to work the T.V and of course introducing you to Mr. Man the hamster. You laughed for a good five minutes over the name. Once she headed out with her family, you immediately started rolling up. Dumping the guts out her window, landing in Jerry’s garden, you felt bad but not really. As soon as you took a few hits off the blunt, you noticed it was strong. Giving you an intense head high, it did make you feel more relaxed. For a moment you were certainly feeling out of place. Getting bored, you start shuffling through your bag, looking for pajamas to wear. Immediately your mind went to Rick, thinking about what pare he would like the most. When you first got to the house, it felt wrong to think about him that way. After smoking, you really didn’t give a fuck. Even if Rick told Summer which is highly unlikely because.. Ew. Losing Summer’s friendship in exchange for hooking up with Rick sounded like a fair deal. You only took a couple hits off the blunt, after putting it out, you tuck it behind your ear. Making sure to stuff the lighter in your sock for safe keeping. Grabbing the hamster food, you put a couple scoops into his bowl.

“You’re such a cute little guy, i’m about to fuck your great-grandpa. Don’t tell mommy,” you baby talked to him through the glass while giggling.

Wearing a white oversize t-shirt with socks, you make your way down stairs. Hoping to run into him, the first place you checked was the kitchen. Even though you didn’t find him, it was a prime opportunity to raid the fridge. Taking a jar of pickles out and setting them on the counter before opening the freezer. Finding a dark green bottle with a white label with big X’s across it. Bringing it out and setting it on the counter with a crisp -clank- sound as the glass hit the counter. The bottle opened with a loud pop which made you giggle a bit. You brought it to your nose and immediately recoiled at the pungent aroma.

“Smells like fucking rubbing alochol,” you mutter to yourself, grabbing a cup and pouring some.

It wasn’t like you were a stranger to alcohol, you’d been drunk plenty of times. Thinking it wasn’t anything you couldn’t handle, you chug what you had in the cup. You truly felt like the wind was knocked out of you. The coughing and gasping was only making your chest burn more. Taking a few sips of water from the sink to help wash it down. Similar to the weed, the effects of the alcohol were coming on quick and strong. Your cheeks were flushed and you no longer were worried about appearing sober. A gasp of excitement falls from your lips as you remember the existence of the pickles. Your mouth was salivating as you pulled one out of the jar.

“What are you doing?” a rough voice rang through the kitchen from the doorway. You jump, turning around to face him.

One of the first things you noticed about him was how tall he was. Seriously, his head nearly hit the fucking ceiling. Eyes had thick, dark circles underneath them; this only added to his grumpy edge-lord vibe. He was wearing a wifebeater tank that was smudged with black soot. Shamelessly staring at the dick print on his pants.

“I'm pet-sitting for Summer,” you said, unable to hide your giggles. He started walking towards you, till he was literally less than a foot in front of you. This wipes the smile off your face, he reaches out and grabs the bottle that was sitting on the counter behind you.

“You drank this?” he asked, his breath smelled just like the bottle.

“Yeah -hiccup- sorry, but is it okay if I have another sip?” you asked while reaching for the bottle. At first, Rick held it out of your reach but then changed his mind. Taking a few swings from the bottle and then handing it to you. His hand just barely touched your chest as he gave you the bottle. Instantaneously making you wet, well.. wetter.

“If you wanna drink yourself sick that’s your choice,” he said before turning and walking back to the garage.

Not quite done shooting your shot, you follow him. Due to the room being made entirely of concrete, it was freezing. It was then that you remember how little clothing you had on.

“Out!” he called out.

“I’m scared and lonely all by myself in there, pretty please let me stay?” you asked, which made him turn towards you. You could feel the heat build in your belly as he approached.

“Awe you’re just so scared? I think it’s slightly endearing how you’re trying to play innocent but I know a whore when I see one. No offense but you’re low hanging fruit,” he said, now towering over you with a smirk on his face.

“Fuck if you don’t wanna fuck me then why are you saying these thing, making me drip down my thigh?” you asked, reaching down to hook your hand onto his belt. He smacks your hand away before responding,

“I’m a fucking god, I have queens on thousands of planets offering their ass to me on a plater. Why would I stick my dick in you?” he asked. In response you poured out some of the bottle onto the floor, right onto his shoes. At first he looked livid, like he was going to lay into you but you interrupted him,

“Oops sorry I can be so dumb at times, let me clean that for you,” you said, getting onto your knees and bringing your tongue to his shoes. Licking the alcohol off them while looking directly up to him. He chuckled, like he was humored by your actions.

“Judging by how you’re throwing yourself at me, I bet you were craving my cock for weeks. Every time you’re here I always notice you staring at me, who would’ve known you had such nasty thoughts behind those pretty little eyes,” he said, tilting his head as he watched. Taking the blunt out from behind your ear and placing it between his lips.

“May I light that for you?” you asked, pressing your cheek to his shoe, trying your best to flash your doe eyes.

He used his finger to call you up. Scrambling to your feet, you pull the lighter out of your sock. Bringing the flame to his face, admiring his features in the orange glow. He looked so powerful and strong, you wanted him to tear you apart. He blew the smoke directly into your face, you took a playful bite out of the cloud. Grabbing the bottle from you, he pours more onto his shoes. You took his hint and went back down, now licking the bitter liquid off his other shoe. Taking you off guard, he brings his other foot and presses the soul into your neck. At first you were giggling, liking the way he was degrading you. This was until he began adding more pressure onto your airway. Even as you were gasping and wheezing, you couldn’t stop yourself from admiring him. The way his jaw went razor sharp while exhaling a cloud of smoke. Watching his facial expression twist from a small smile to full on beam. Your vision was becoming blurry and a familiar burning sensation radiating in your chest.

Finally removing the pressure from your neck, coughing as you regain your full consciousness and breath. He bent down and pulled you up to your feet. A mixture of inebriation and lack of oxygen to your blood made him need to support your weight partly. He grabbed your shirt and lifted it above your head and threw it to the ground. Still slightly light headed, he grabbed your jaw so he could stare directly into your eyes. Reaching his other hand down, and feeling the wetness between your folds. You shudder and let your mouth fall open, now fully aware. He was shocked by how wet you were. Completely untouched and being treated like an absolute dog and you were still hanging on to his every touch and word. Staring at him, half-lidded and willing to take anything he gave you. This was enough to send him into a feral state. Without saying anything he picked you up and bent you over the desk. He used his foot to push your legs apart. Bringing your arms behind yourself, using your hands to spread yourself open.

“Holy shit you’re such a deranged little cocksleeve, you just eat my abuse up huh,” he said, pulling his pants down and fucking the entire length of his cock into your pussy. You cry out from him practically ripping you in half. Tears sting into your eyes and your legs that are on their tiptoes begin shaking. A mixture of moans and choked sobs spill from your mouth. He lifts your upper body from laying against his desk to being pressed against his chest. Using your throat to secure you there while whispering into your ear,

“What’s wrong slut, I thought you wanted this. You wanna stop? Maybe you can’t handle it,” he practically growled, still keeping himself fully inside you.

“No. P-please,” you cried out, willing to do anything to get friction between your bodies.

“Oh? You want me to keep tearing you apart? Beg me to,” he said, tightening his grip on your throat.

“Please, I w-want you to destroy me!” you screamed out, willing to do anything to get him fucking into you.

Once the words left your mouth, he began pounding into you at an alarming rate. Your wetness was leaking down both of your inner thighs. Letting your body go limp, letting him do whatever he wanted. He kept your back pressed against his chest, admiring your chest bouncing as he killed your pussy. Feeling you stretch and tighten around his dick was driving him crazy. It was more than your physique that was satisfying him. It was the fact that you were so horny from being at his command and control. He liked how easy you were to manipulate, how willing you were to be turned into a braindead, cock hungry zombie. Feeling his orgasm nearing, his thrusts were becoming more erratic and sloppy. Fucking into you so hard that sound was involuntarily being forced out of you with every thrust. As you begin to cum, you start panting, completely blissed out. Feeling your cunt clamp down on his cock as you rode out your orgasm sent him over the edge. Filling you with hot cum, spilling out the sides of your pussy. After the encounter you completely blacked out, passed out. He let you stay slumped over that portion over the desk. Cum still leaking out of your abused hole. Simply pushing your body over to the side slightly after pulling his pants up. Reliting the blunt and ashing onto your ass before continuing working on his latest project.

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angelbambisworld · 23 days

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Warning: Flashing Lights(I don't wanna accidentally give someone a seizure. Pls I can't go to prison again😮‍💨)

Okay but what was with that hand motion he did on his titties.

I swear to God he must have some kind of psychic power cuz just a second ago I was thinking about sucking on his titties and then I see this.

Also as many people have pointed out, Gene had a hole in his pants.

😳I wonder if this is how Victorian men felt when they saw a girl's ankles😳

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xamaxenta · 8 months

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Dungeon crawler Ace, he likes to go spelunkin

Ye olde adventuring hero with a penchant for sticking his nose into dangerous situations all in the name of treasure

But he needs a team if he wants to tackle the most nefarious of dungeons

#:3c #now is this me being gratuitous and thinking about Ace getting captured by nasty perverted monsters in these dungeons #or is this about Ace getting w his super hot teammate recruits who are obviously marco n sabo #mas

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bimiio · 5 months

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if its any consolation, i think the 40-50 year old women who would be interested in spitroasting you would be too worried about how well you preform, they may even like the prospect of you needing some guidance, itll kick their mommy kinks into high gear

4 me spitroast can b w two ppl of any age (like 19+) but da idea of dis is… whew😵‍💫 ur right tho they probably wouldn’t care abt how i “performed” but dat doesn’t rlly matter like 4 me it’s SO mental. da last girl i hooked up w had a whole conversation w me mid sex abt how orgasms aren’t da end goal n she just wants me 2 enjoy it as it’s happening n i STILL lied abt cumming cuz i felt bad abt not bein able 2 get there even tho it felt rlly good </3 i am my own worst enemy it’d have nothin 2 do w them

#main rzn i’m so into older ppl #i like dat they’re more experienced than me n wanna guide me #n usually if i end up flirting w them they’ll go from ‘omg ur only 20? ur a baby!’ 2 admitting dat they find da age difference hot like i do #n da ‘ur so young it makes me wanna protect u’ is just code 4 ‘i wanna teach u nasty nasty things’🥰🥰🥰#they looooove 2 try 2 act like they’re not into it at first but it’s like #pls i’m an adult n i think ur hot u don’t have 2 feel bad abt being attracted 2 me !!#asks #anon #nsft

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nastiwolfpup · 9 months

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The way I need to be making out w the tip of someone's cock rn,,,,,, wanna rub my face all over it n smear the pre on my mouth before I start sloppily licking and kissing at the tip

#Mei I am looking at you directly this is a threat + promise #Nasti Speaks #Hot women pls shove your cocks in my face n make me choke on them

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ailuromance · 2 years

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#ffxivwrite2022, day 2 || BOLT

Yihn's first thought, his golden gaze locked onto Kay's fallen form, was that he looked pathetic.

The Viera had crumpled instantly to the rain-soaked deck, blood streaming from his face. There was no venom to Yihn's observation; Kay was injured. Possibly dead. It wouldn't matter if he looked pathetic if he was no longer living.

"That's what you get," a voice crowed from the other ship, "when you dare cross the men o' th' White Wyrm!" The grinning hyur waved, the picture of gloating victory.

But Yihn wasn't looking at the sky pirate, nor at Kay any longer. His eyes were fixed on the horizon, the deep greys and steel blues of the stormclouds that gathered in the coming night. Assured, he closed his eyes, and reached out - not for Kay, and not with his hands, though his thin fingers unfurled at his sides. He reached out within himself, into the deep, dark well of his aether.

From this he drew the hungry magic he had come to know. Lightning sizzled in his blood, sparking from the air down to his waiting fingertips. When Yihn's eyes opened again, they were hot, blazing white as they locked on the man aboard the opposing vessel.

He said nothing. He didn't need to. He only raised his fist, and closed it, and felt the lightning inside him crackle and explode outward.

Aboard the other ship, chaos: what seemed like a thousand lightning strikes at once hit her masts, her deck, splintering wood like bone and setting fires sparking across every surface that burned. The screams of men and the ship itself rent the storm air, their cries ripped away into the burning wind. The White Wyrm was earthbound, and began her plummet from the stormy skies with a glorious flare.

Yihn was falling, too, or so it felt; that much aether, drawn and expended, pulled him over the precipice of his abilities. He'd awaken soon, like as not, to survey the damage - both inflicted by himself and done to Kay. For now he fell into a dreamless, untroubled sleep, a darkness lit only by drifting, scattered motes of dust and distant, flickering pulses of lightning.

#ffxivwrite2022 #ffxivwrite #ye'yihn tia #my nasty cat returneth #this wasn't very well thought out but here it is anyway - a lil moment from a side story basch n i have #featuring kay lindo! yihn's bnuuy boyfriend/sky pirate captain/hot mess #yihn is a foul creature but he loves kay very much and kay (inexplicably) loves him back #so ofc yihn would burn down a rival sky pirate ship bc they hurt him #it just Makes Sense #v. || epitaph;

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bluesucanuse · 2 months

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BLUES: SONGS OF THE DAY

THE ARTIST IS: HOT N NASTY

THE SONG IS: "Shake the Devil's Hand"

#Shake the Devil's Hand #southern blues #Hot N Nasty

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jrueships · 2 years

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i don’t know much about chet but he seems annoying

the HOLMgren hate in my askbox 😭😭😭 not that im in defiance however 🤭

chet jumping in Jaylin jumping in

to answer a question to answer a question

i deffo agree he lowkey just very annoyin 😐 it's no big deal tho but jus smthin to note. They were asked in an interview the standard stuck on an island what 3 items would you bring question n jaylin was like 'axe' uhh idk just good items in general to survive ON an island. Jalen agreed with jaylin (love wins moment) then chet had to come in and ruin the love by sayin 'yall failed the test' whatever basically said they dumb n the RIGHT answers were 'boat. Gasoline. Map' like ok calm down einstein you got that answer off reddit. Bro didn't even laugh a lil to let em know he was jokin with them or bein 'fake smartass' like he was just bein a smartass. After that the interviewer told em Ousmane's answers were PS5, airpods, and some other dumb item lol. N everyone laughed and said that's hilarious, not chet tho. mans just straight up said that was stupid with no laughter no nothin 😭 started talking about all the cons that come with (no wifi no plugin no charge) n like that's COOL n all u can count the cons but like!! idk bros a lil blunt :( made me feel bad for ousmane ! but idk i just don't like ppl gettin undervalued or called dumb so smartass people kinda rubbed me offly depending on the way they maneuver with it. He also said sum sly to his haters which is a lil cocky yea but if you want that energy to your haters at least Keep it to your haters! don't friendly fire!! he a little aggravatin 😑