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pumpkinrootbeer · 7 months

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I've started watching succession for the first time and my recap so far (I'm halfway through s2)

Shiv: she has crazy girlboss disease and I think many of her problems would be solved if she ate some pussy, 10/10 I love her and want her to act at least 43% more unhinged

Roman: literally deranged. a wet dog left outside in a box type of pathetic I want things to get so much worse for him. 10/10 ban him from ever getting professional help whatever is wrong with him is way funnier

Kendall: I have so many complicated feelings. Like he like sucks but in a way that is not nearly as fun for me as the other two but also he's so just miserable I can't look away any self distruction from him just gives me tummy aches ???/10

Two for the price of one Tom and Greg as a horrific bonus feature: I honestly hate both of them sorry.... like Tom would be engaging if he was idk. like 10% crazier and also a woman and Greg. if Greg was more pathetic I would be capitvated but I'm just like "oh cool tomfucker9000 is on the screen again" 4/10

Logan: Logan Logan/Logan

Bonus round: I love Conner I'm a conhead for life easily the funniest character, I thought I'd like maria in s1 but as it went on I realized she actually does like Logan for who he is absolutely devisating, I love gerri I love milfs I hope she makes roman worse and continues to use him for her own self achieving means. also Tabitha should be my girlfriend instead actually

I will update when I have more thoughts

#Greg would be interesting if he had a coke addiction and then did vehicular manslaughter over it #But he's just got a bunch of wishy washy morals that he uses to feel better than the people he's surrounded himself with #but will throw them out the moment it's convenient #again if he was like 10x more pathetic I would be captured by his horrific ways instead he's just. idk he's there #Tom would also be interesting to me if he was just a little worse with it instead I find him deeply unappealing sorry #Shiv is like really interesting to me bc Greg only has morals when it's convenient #but shiv only has them at the most inconvenient times for her #she just can't fully commit to being a terrible person but is also still sooo awful and I love that in a woman #Kendall also has that same swag to varying degrees but I have so many complicated feelings on him #he's like less vulnerable than Roman but he's still so deeply broken especially in s2 when he's drunk the coolaid #Which is why I'm so obsessed with that slap scene like he was in full fawn mode over Logan but even that was still a bridge too far #I need to chew on him that's so interesting #anyway #succession #I want more con but I want nothing bad to happen to him ever #ALSO #Gerri is so like. Ugh I love her #Ik whatever the fuck is going on between her and Roman is a ticking time bomb that shit can not end well #But even if she is just using him for her own self gain I literally do not care #Like at least there's fucking someone in this show in Romans corner like actually in his corner #Her chasing her own success means she has to chase Romans as well bc he is her avenue to that success so it's like #yeah girl so whatever the fuck you want #To be very clear I do not roman to be CEO or involved in the company at all let my rescue dog free babyyyy #But at this point I just need at least one person who is actually trying to get Roman ahead I do not care if she's only doing it for hersel #At least she's fucking doing it ya know 😭#Also she's so hot. sorry

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