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buggo-buggo · 5 months
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What I really don't like surrou🦅nding the discussion of b- hey was that an eagle???? What the fuck??????? Did anyone else see that bigass birfd in my post just now???
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kittenwatermemes · 6 months
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Good morning, everyone. Happy 7 A.M to everybody. Are you ready to start your day with some Animaniacs? If you are, then this post is for you!
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k1noyo · 6 months
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she ville on my valo till I HIM razorblade romance
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spade-riddles · 1 year
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Submission: The Bait & Switch Theory
Lately I've been hate-reading a pop culture subreddit. It's not focused on Taylor, but people have been posting about her a lot lately (for obvious reasons). The overall vibe is pretty negative towards Taylor, but I usually skim the comments to see what casual fans are saying.
I want to share some recent comments I've seen (no usernames, and I rewrote some parts so they aren't word-for-word). Warning, you will probably get frustrated reading them. I did. But these are theories from casual listeners, non-swifties, who believe that Taylor really dates men, and they see this situation from a totally different angle than we do. While you read them, see if you have any new ideas about where Taylor might be going with this MH thing. I'll share my own thoughts after the comments. Another warning: this is a very long post-- sorry!
(These are all from a thread discussing a DailyMail article about how Taylor and MH are allegedly writing music together for her next album. I'll come back to my thoughts on this.)
On the subject of Midnights and MH, has anyone else gone back and listened to Question…? with him in mind? It all makes a lot of sense. Bejeweled too (the 1975 call themselves “the band”) and Cardigan.
Also “I swear that it was something/ ‘cause I don’t remember who I was/ Before you painted all my nights/ a color I’ve searched for since” from Question sounds a lot like “Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me/You showed me colors/You know I can't see with anyone else” from Illicit Affairs.
^^ Comment 1. Bolded parts from me.
All of it makes sense in context of falling in love with MH.
Anti-hero? She knew this relationship wouldn't be well received.
Midnight Rain? Joe was "sunshine she was midnight rain. He wanted a bride, she was chasing that fame."
Snow on the Beach? "Weird but fucking beautiful, you wanting me tonight feels impossible."
Labyrinth? "Uh-oh, I'm falling in love again. I thought this plane was going down, how'd you turn it right around?"
The entire album was about MH the entire time and we had no idea.
^^ Comment 2. I bolded the last sentence.
I don't understand how Taylor TOLD US Cardigan "was about" MH while on stage, into a microphone, and people are still denying it.
She wasn't trolling. She was revealing.
Cardigan is about him. And it seems like they weren't ON in 2014 and OFF for the next 8 years. Instead it's looking like they've gone back to each other again and again.
^^ Comment 3. This is the one that was most illuminating to me. Bolded part from me.
I think if they break up soon, she will phase him out and never mention him again.
^^ Comment 4. I'll come back to this one too.
Okay. So. Let's consider some hypotheticals.
Let's say Taylor wants to reintroduce Karlie into her public life. 
Let's say they want the public Kaylor narrative to be as close to real life as possible. Let's also assume that they don't want to out anyone and that there are contracts limiting what they can say about their beards.
Let's say there's someone else Taylor has known since about 2014: MH. A dude with an awful reputation, definitely worse than Karlie's.
Let's say the narrative they want people to believe, one day, is that Karlie is the one that got away from Taylor. They were a couple a decade ago, then they were together on and off, having an illicit affair with each other the entire time they were "in relationships" with JA and JK. And after Taylor and JA broke up, she privately reunited with Karlie and they lived happily ever after.
Let's also assume, maybe incorrectly (idk), that Karlie is the real William Bowery, and that Taylor wants people to know that JA didn't write or produce any of her music. Conveniently, MH is ALSO a musician. They're rumored to have written music together in the past, although we've never heard it, and now they're seen at the studio together.
So I wonder if Taylor and Karlie are limited in what they can say or imply, especially when it comes to the Karlie/JK timeline. Instead, Taylor is briefly introducing MH as her boyfriend and letting everyone speculate about how she's been in love with him for ages and how she cheated on JA with MH for years and how they write music together. She spells out the ENTIRE fucking story for everyone, and they finally start to piece it together. The only part that's wrong is that the story has the name MH where it should say KK.
What if this is a bait and switch? Where MH totally disappears from the picture, never to be mentioned again, but only after she uses him to plant a narrative. We don't get any musical collaboration after all. Maybe MH, being a loose canon, even alludes to faking a relationship with Taylor.
And then 5 seconds later, she switches out MH for KK. They do the exact same things together. KK goes to shows, they go out to dinner, maybe she's seen leaving Electric Lady, or she's seen with an LV bag going into Taylor's building. Maybe TS11 doesn't feature any songs with MH, but William Bowery is still credited even though JA is long gone. And maybe they just let people connect the dots over time. Like a folk tale, where no one really knows for sure what happened between Taylor, Karlie, JA, JK, and MH, but it's generally accepted that Taylor and Karlie have loved each other for a long time. Over the years, people forget some of the details and accept the Kaylor folklore as fact.
I'm so curious as to what you all think.
By the way, I know this is long enough already, but I do just want to say that I don't want to minimize MH's disgusting behaviors. I do believe it's morally wrong to prop up people like MH (and JK), because it lends credibility to dangerous ideas and disguises wolves as sheep. I think this is a line T & K are okay with crossing, and they are probably in a very complicated situation, but I'm not trying to excuse them for their roles here.
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clingyduoapologist · 2 years
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No but why was today literally this
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toastlyeggs · 1 year
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@earthingdown funniest tags. gave me an idea
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just straight ip ate the hole in it. best hc, great boy
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felixfathom · 1 month
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felix fathom
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my brain is empty but this is a really cool post i promise haha
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sunast0es · 7 months
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i know someone just like this!
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destructix · 9 months
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i cant stop thinking about "how did your grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country"
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zvaigzdelasas · 2 years
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Headline: Man Bites Hecking Pupper!
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sabaceanbabe · 1 year
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(via Trump Indicted and What That Means)
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thatqueerchoirkid · 2 years
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spade-riddles · 1 year
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it would be pretty difficult to find out what taylor's iq level is without getting her to take the test officially. however, there is no doubt that she's a genius.
at 14 years, she wrote a novel! "a girl named girl," a non-autobiographical novel about a mother who wants a son but has a daughter instead. i wish she would publish this.
she won a national poetry competition. she wrote a five page poem.
she wrote love story in twenty minutes.
her lyrics. the fact that she has plenty of unreleased songs we have not heard.
her emotional intelligence. her ability to take her experiences and universalise them. her ability to adapt (multiple genres, masters heist, the pandemic, etc.)
she knows how to play multiple instruments. she can speak in more than one language. she paints. she directs and writes her own music videos now. her vision. she's in the guinness world records.
she can visualize and turn them into reality. she has a great memory and attention to detail.
her easter eggs would show that she's really good with numbers, patterns, and keeping track of them. she's a great businesswoman (i would also like to credit her team and her parents in this regard, but, undoubtedly that doesn't diminish her role!).
i'm not even going get into her career — the awards, the accomplishments, the records broken; all while she's still in her thirties? and she still continues to do great things when she could easily retire?
she shows that there isn't just a single clear-cut definition of being smart; if we all got the chance to pursue our passions instead of doing what society tells us is "smart" for us to do, then we would reach brilliant heights as well!
mensa would be stupid to not accept her, honestly. not like she needs them though.
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genius/language anon here. i may have gotten my facts wrong about what languages taylor can speak and i think i have mixed up speaking and fluency. thank you all for correcting me, i can't edit my previous anons now but i will do my research better next time! x
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frengers · 1 year
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gus frengers
YEAH BABY ♪(´▽`)
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borrelia · 1 year
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it is morally imperitive you make those gay rats fuck (brinky post)
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