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gallusrostromegalus · 8 months

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On God I was working on the AEIWAM Outline today but I also got "The AEIWAM cast, post-fic, go to the Aquarium" brainrot so have this:

It kicks off with Retsu seeing Kenpachi deep in thought for once and asking him what he's mulling over and after a moment he asks: "Are there zoos for fish?" "...Pardon?" "There are lotsa fish," he reasons, "-at least as many as there are land animals, but they're all really hard to see, because they're in the water." Retsu considers him for a moment before gently asking "Do you mean The Aquarium?" "The what?"

Retsu, texting Ichigo in the Gotei-13 Groupchat at 2AM: I need you to acquire tickets and human chaperones for a group field trip to The Aquarium Ichigo, who fears her above everyone else in soul society: Yes, Captain. Retsu: If it was just the SWA I'd only ask for tickets but you know what The Lads are like. Ichigo: Unfortunately, Yes. Ichigo: I'll bring the first aid kit, zip ties, duct tape and candy. Retsu: Good man.

Upon Arrival, Kenpachi has already been lectured about "You ARE NOT ALLOWED to fight and/or eat the fish, no matter how annoying and/or delicious they look

Turns out they were lecturing the wrong guy because it's Byakuya that develops a personal rivalry with a grouper ("It's smug expression disgusts me." "Captain that is a FISH.") and has to be talked out of climbing into the tank to fight it

after that he has to hold hands with Rukia or Renji.

Rukia discovers Sea Bunnies and ends up crying about them.

Yachiru gets to see them feeding the Piranha and it's a Spiritual Experience for her.

Later, she gets to see them feed the sharks and it's an EVEN BETTER spiritual Experience.

Hitsugaya learns Penguins are real and not just 'made up for christmas, like the flying reindeer and the guy with the suspect toy charity'.

Momo lights into him about "Penguins are my favorite animal, they've been my favorite animal for decades YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE FAKE?" Hitsugaya: "YOU ALSO USED TO LIKE UNICORNS!" Momo: "THOSE ARE ALSO REAL!" Orihime: "They are?" Momo: "...I keep forgetting they're extinct in the living world."

Tousen gets to experience the Touch Pool and the docents realize what's up so they start pulling out the cool stuff like sea hares and moray eels because he's an adult that can be trusted to pet things gently.

When the group comes back to collect him the staff is letting him hand feed a Pacific Red Octopus, and Yachiru immediately demands she be allowed to as well.

Retsu quietly releases Minazuki into the stingray touch pool so she can "go play with her cousins :)"

Kenpachi and Yamamoto asking "Can we eat it?" about every. single. animal.

The extremely dedicated docent that is *just* Psychic enough to know something is up with this group of chucklefucks so they're following them through the aquarium, but is also genuinely having fun answering every fucking insane question these guys ask.

Yoruichi was not anticipating there to be Tigers at the aquarium (they ARE semi-aquatic and part of a larger exhibit on Tropical Riparian Ecosystems) and she is SUPER NOT JEALOUS of how much Urahara and Baby Labcat like them.

There is also an exhibit with an Anaconda that the docent finds Rangiku staring at with a forlorn expression. Docent: "It's okay, not everyone is a fan of snakes." Rangiku: "What? Oh, no, I love snakes. They just also remind me of my Ex." Docent: *WomanTryingToDoMath.Meme* Docent: *Considers the size of the Anaconda* Docent: "...Ah. Yeah, I'd miss a man like that too."

Renji, Ichigo and Ikkaku going "Its YOU!" to each other over every single red, orange or round creature.

Kenpachi going "IT ME!!" about the black urchins before anyone can get him though.

Shunsui pointing at the sea otters that are holding hands and declaring, tears in his eyes "Jushiro! It's US!" Ukitake then prompty ruins the moment by telling Shunsui Fun Facts about Sea Otters like how they're basically giant marine weasels that will absolutely drown each other's young and maul anyone dumb enough to touch one.

The Dolphins all love Komamura and he is just a little bit smug about this.

Relatedly, not sure if its funnier for Komamura to show up in a Human Gigai, or as Tousen's "Service Dog"

Human Gigai: -Komamura is weirdly stony-faced and sort of intimidating and everyone thinks he's stressed out but really he's used to making micro-expressions and gesturing with his ears so he sorta just forgot how to move his face. -Still Nine and a Half feet tall and smacking his head on Everything

Service Dog: -"He's uh. A Shepherd. Mix." Ichigo says to the aforementioned Docent about what is very obviously a Bigass Timber Wolf. -Sajin doesn't give a rat's ass about his cover and keeps talking to Tousen while in dog form. If anyone looks at him funny he makes direct eye contact and says "Woof. Bark."

Yamamoto vs. Escalator. Catastrophic Beard Incident. 2 injured, 16 Dead but they were like that already.

Ukitake, Retsu, and Tama all Not Shutting Up With Facts About Every Fish Ever because they all share a Special Interest.

They briefly lose Byakuya in the Jellyfish exhibit because Rukia and Renji both thought the other one was holding Byakuya's hand and he is *enchanted* by the wall-sized tank of Moon Jellies.

Ikkaku attempting to talk Yachiru out of getting the ridiculously oversized Great White Shark plushie only for Zaraki to get it for both of them instead.

Everyone had a great time and is Very Tired and so they don't realize anything is amiss until they get back to Ichigo's place and the nightly news comes on. "Hey ichigo?" Yuzu calls. "Why is Ms. Unohana on TV?" The news has a story with a still image of Retsu on CCTV and "Authorities are looking for this woman who somehow ADDED a fully intact and highly venomous short-tailed stingray to the aquarium's touch pool" "OH MY GOD WE FORGOT MINAZUKI!"

#AEIWAM #An Elephant Is Warm And Mushy #Bleach #Bleach fanfic #retsu unohana #kenpachi zaraki #jushiro ukitake #Genryusai Yamamoto #kaname tousen #sajin komamura #yachiru kusajishi #rukia kuchiki #byakuya kuchiki #renji abarai #ichigo kurosaki

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maounosekai · 8 months

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Made some BLEACH sticker designs as warm-up before finishing a commission. Except the Ukitake one because I already did that prior to getting some comms ehe

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ghost-party · 1 year

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After doing this for Attack on Titan characters (here and here), I figured I’d give Bleach a shot. 😁 Mostly captains and lieutenants!

Byakuya: the teacher who never smiles // always gives detailed, straightforward directions // a stickler for the rules // very literal interpretation of things, has an odd sense of humor // takes notes at every staff meeting // deep down, secretly soft

Renji: the “bad boy” teacher who’s actually a dork // his students love roasting him // started braiding his hair because some of the girls suggested it // puts a lot of energy and effort into lessons // sometimes gets too cocky

Toshiro: the young teacher // he may be new to it, but his classroom management is excellent // teaches earth science and likes hands-on activities // is used to people underestimating him // gets tricked into coaching soccer

Rangiku: the “sexy” teacher // fighting a constant battle about the faculty dress code // can be very sweet but also mercurial // puts up with NO ONE’S shit // both respects and teases Toshiro // has the most colorful, cozy classroom

Shunsui: naps in his classroom during prep periods // can’t seem to keep his desk organized, especially assignments and paperwork // always plans the staff happy hours // receives the most valentines each year // almost too laidback

Jushiro: always happy to answer questions or give extra help // is often asked about his hair care routine // keeps detailed sub plans on hand because of his poor health // firm but friendly, with a strong talent for warm encouragement

Kenpachi: one of the gym teachers // always eager for a challenge // can seem very intimidating, but he’s protective of his kids // accidentally breaks more equipment than they do // easily bored when he’s not busy

Ikkaku: tries to keep his head down and avoid responsibility // but he’s too competitive for his own good // tries and fails not to lose his temper with students // is actually a good teacher when he focuses // gets pranked a lot

Yumichika: the most fashionable teacher (Rangiku disagrees) // teaches drama class and costume design // pretends he doesn’t enjoy gossip // students never believe he and Ikkaku are friends // refuses to wear “tacky” staff t-shirts

Unohana: soft-spoken and kind // has a strange talent for silencing a room without raising her voice // always deflects personal questions // her tests are HARD // impossible to argue with // somehow both sweet and terrifying

Mayuri: teaches AP chemistry and biology // petitioning the school to let him teach a forensics class // unsettles everyone // refuses to repeat himself // has made students cry // always nitpicks at staff meetings // no work-life balance

Soi Fon: that teacher who knows the faculty and student handbooks by heart // gives more detentions than anyone else // can and will verbally eviscerate you // never grades on a curve — don’t even ask

Aizen: the pretentious teacher // he hides it well, though // makes comments that sound sincere but live rent-free in your head and make you question everything // has favorites, doesn’t hide it // thinks he’s smarter than everyone // DILF

Yamamoto: every year, people expect him to retire, but he doesn’t // often reminisces about the “old days” of education // his sense of humor is almost nonexistent // would fight a kid if he had to // but deep down, he’s a solid mentor

Shinji: always plans his outfits the night before // especially proud of his tie collection // has zero poker face, is too expressive // impatient and hates being interrupted // keeps students on their toes by switching up his lessons on the spot

Kensei: the other intimidating gym teacher // hates when kids goof off or misuse the equipment // has had to be reminded to wear shirts with sleeves // definitely uses a whistle // easily annoyed, prone to exasperated outbursts

Rose: usually seems disinterested // never turns in his lesson plans on time, would prefer to “live in the moment” // pays more attention to his guitar than his students // terrible listener // puts a lot of effort into making his classroom look pretty*

*He can never beat Rangiku, though.

#bleach #bleach headcanons #byakuya kuchiki #renji abarai #toshiro hitsugaya #rangiku matsumoto #shunsui kyoraku #jushiro ukitake #kenpachi zaraki #ikkaku madarame #yumichika ayasegawa #retsu unohana #mayuri kurotsuchi #soi fon #sosuke aizen #genryusai yamamoto #shinji hirako #kensei muguruma #rojuro otoribashi

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thelifeinmyshadesofgrey · 1 year

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#bleach #bleach thousand year blood war #bleach tybw #tybw spoilers #shunsui kyoraku #kyoraku shunsui #yamamoto genryusai #genryusai yamamoto #bleachedit #nad edits #animanga #me as shunsui closes in on the screen: omg *blushes*

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thedemonlady · 2 years

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GOTEI 13 - CAPTAINS

#Bleach #Genryusai Yamamoto #Soi Fong #Rose Otoribashi #Retsu Unohana #Shinji Hirako #Byakuya Kuchiki #Sajin Komamura #Shunsui Kyoraku #Kensei Mugurama #Toshiro Hitsugaya #Zaraki Kenpachi #Mayuri Kurotsuchi #Jushiro Ukitake #Gotei 13 #Captain Division #Bleach Thousand Year Blood War #Bleach TYBW #my edit

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elyonholic · 1 year

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The OG Gotei 13!!! they look so Epic AND Bloodthirsty!!

I see Yama-ji, I see Unohana and Yoruichi ancestor is obvious.

the rest I want to know their names RIGHT NOW!! especially, the Eyepatch chick SHE’S SO COOL!!

#I absolutely love this #gotei 13 #KUBO TITE #found a clear version of this!!#Genryusai Yamamoto #bleach #The OG Gotei 13 #Official Art #Unohana Retsu #tite kubo #this got to be related to hell arc #yamamoto genryuusai shigekuni #just a thought

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what-the-fugue · 2 years

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#black white #anime #gif #Yamamoto #genryusai #yama jii #Genryusai Yamamoto #bleach #hype #thousand year blood war

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nolhann · 2 years

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Why do old man in anime are just ripped ?

#anime #fanart #manga #bleach #bleach captain #genryusai shigekuni yamamoto #yamamoto genryusai #genryusai yamamoto #bleach yamamoto #bleach genryusai

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turnbackthependulum · 1 year

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"I simply enjoyed drawing this scene during the series. A middle-aged man and an old man were fighting for weeks on 'Shonen Jump'... I was wondering if that was okay when I was working on it."

— Tite Kubo, referring to Yhwach and Yamamoto's battle in Ep 6

#Jump Festa 2023 #thousand year blood war #bleach tybw #tybw #tite kubo #panel interview #interview #genryusai yamamoto #yhwach #tite kubo quotes #this is real info from the event guys #BLEACH Jump Festa 2023 #BLEACH Jump Festa

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swan2swan · 1 year

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#just...everyone is so wrong about these two because they SWEAR they're smarter than them and Would Do Better #bleach #star wars #yoda #yamamoto genryusai #genryusai yamamoto #bottom line is they will both let the universe burn to save one life #and that makes them easy to manipulate because they CARE TOO MUCH #and everyone thinks ''oh they don't care about anyone'' and no that is so wrong they do nothing but help those around them #and Do What's Right #....difference being that Yama was once a mass murderer #and did multiple genocides #yes AND those were two separate things two WHOLLY DIFFERENT THINGS #yoda....might have done that #we can't prove he didn't #I think if Yoda had a total Goblin Century that would actually be fine

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garalord · 2 years

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#yamamoto genryusai #genryusai shigekuni yamamoto #shigekuni #yamamoto #genryusai #genryusai yamamoto #bleach #anime

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orcusivanth · 1 year

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Some of the Bleach art I did for swordtember

#bleach #rukia kuchiki #izuru kira #genryusai shigekuni yamamoto #lisa yadomaru #shinji hirako #sosuke aizen #yumichika ayasegawa #mayuri kurotsuchi #ichigo kurosaki #retsu unohana #yachiru unohana #bleach tybw #fanart #orcusart

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maounosekai · 1 year

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Yamamoto: Okay you can have 2 lieutenants Yamamoto: But that doesn't dismiss the fact that I can also have 2 lieutenants. Wanna join Squad 1, Hisagi? Kensei: Hold up

Happy Birthday, Yama-jiiiiiii~!

P.S. This is not based on canon material pls don't take this seriously :)))

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