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infizero · 2 months

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initial side order thoughts/screenshots i needed to get out of my system (i have taken way too many screenshots) (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY)

literally had to take a whole moment after reading this I AM GOING TO SOB. STOP THIS MADNESS. "a quiet spot together" WE GET ITTTTT YOU TWO ARE MARRIED IM GOING TO GO DIG A HOLE TO BURY MYSELF IN

dedf1sh/acht they/them moments HOORAY!!

my lesbian mothers shaking me awake after i ate 50 flintstone gummy

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MARINA'S WALLPAPER. I ALMOST SCREAMED WHEN I SAW IT HELP MEEEEEEEE. SHES SO GAY

pearl is so unfazed too she already knows this is what her laptop looks like LMFAO. they are genuinely married

STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am just so obsessed with how she looks here. my office manager queen

SO MANY THINGS HERE. ok

1) AGENT 4 REFERENCE RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE NOT FORGOTTEN!!

2) this entire conversation is so fucking good. of course cuttlefish introduced them to four and pearl has no memory of who they are LOLLLLL

3) after getting stuff like marina's diary and a cool nametag, marina just casually telling us we got a piece of agent 4's FUCKING SOUL was so funny to me. ARE THEY OK?

the noise i let out when i saw this was disgusting

MARINA HAS TEARS IN HER EYES EVEN THOUGH SHES SMILING AND CELEBRATING WITH PEARL GET ME OUTTTTT OF HEREEEEEEEEEE

she is so pearl trash #1 core. this is insane. also the emojis and keysmashing I LOVE HERRRRRR. this entire thing with the diary entries being formatted like a social media story is soooooo cute. also reading "over 4 years ago" gave me psychic damage

ANYWAYS. its past midnight and ive got class bright and early so unfortunately ive got to stop for now. but IM HAVING SOOOOO MUCH FUN I KEEP HAVING TO STOP MYSELF FROM SQUEALING AT EVERY LITTLE THING. AND TAKING 5 BILLION SCREENSHOTS. as soon as i am out that building i am making a beeline back to my dorm and getting right back into this

also writing that made me realize like. good god. the attachment i have to these guys, off the hook in particular, is insane. one of my EARLIEST POSTS ON THIS BLOG was my thoughts on their reveal in one of the splatoon 2 trailers. which i made when i was in MIDDLE SCHOOL. guys i was literally 12 fucking years old when i first saw these two and now i am 19 and seeing them again and heavily involved in story stuff again has made me so unbelievably insane. THOSE TWO MEAN SO SO MUCH TO MEEEEE

even just walking around the virtual inkopolis square made me so nostalgic for splatoon 2 😭 i played the first game a good bit when i was younger but 2 was really where my deep love for the game came from. so going around the familiar layout of everything was. whew.

i am fucking loving this shit so far i am not logging onto twitter until i finish this i will NOT let myself be spoiled. if that mfing all bosses no damage mf tries to snipe me on youtube i will just not let it. simple as that. anyways I NEED TO GO TO BED GOODBYEE

#serena.txt #splatoon #NOBODY SAY ANY SPOILERS ON THIS POST OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH 5000 LASERS. I AM MUTING NOTIFS AS SOON AS ITS UP

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fighting4ml · 3 months

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Bitch yea. I’m sensitive to your energy. FUCK U.

I hate being attracted to you. I hate being attached to you. I don’t like you. Fuck you.

I’ve tried EVERYTHING WTF

Baths/ cord cutting/ pray 😭😭😭😭 I just keep praying

But then bitch I like you again 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Help meeeeeeee PLS

G WHY ARE YOU DONUNG THIS TO MEEEEE

I DONT LIKE THESE NIGGAS U GON MAKE MY HEART COLD BRUH.

Wtf is good. Can we just focus on my bread and gtf away from here.

Can we leave the dmv comfortably and not look back. God pls. Wanna be by the water. I can take care of myself and kids with ease. I can comfortably pay for my wants and needs on time every time. And build on me and my brand. WTF

Is it going to stop !???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 that what makes me scared 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me ruined your life BITCH AHHHHHH

I RUN GAME BITCH U DONT RUN ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ooo child. Lord Jesus.

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satanic-assistant · 2 years

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This is an experiment, same amount of quotes, less Jeff

EJ: an organ for my under god

Jeff: the blood of my makers for the chaos God

Ben: a bone for my bone flute *proceeds to play the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song*

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BEN: help! Grinny's mad at meeeee

Jeff: what's the problem?!

BEN: i didn't let them get my sandwich and now he wants to kill meeee

Jeff: oh okay... Good

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Jeff wearing his sweater in the summer: Jesus lap dancing Christ l! Get me a joint cause I'm fuckin blazed

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Lui: what do you even see in Jeff?!?

Nina: my future <3

Jane: *GAG*

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Lui: Toby stay away from the rabid child!

Toby: no he wants Waffles!

Jeff:killlll meeeeeeee

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Tim: I Have w-a-f-f-l-e-s

Jeff BEN and Toby: what??

#creepypasta ticci toby #ticci toby incorrect quotes #creepy pasta #creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta soft mansion au #creepypasta ben drowned

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moontours · 3 years

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just saw a trade describing natasha as the pulsing heart of the avengers. girl help they trying to retcon reality again. good to see that mcu influence taking over our perceptions. last time i saw that was when people revisited cw and retroactively unlearned what mark millar tried to teach them by saying "iron man and shield were wight actually #teamironman"

EXCUSE MEEEEE JKWHBEFHRVAHGVSHA ???? SHES NOT EVEN ON THE AVENGERS HALF THE TIME SHES NEVER FELT THAT CONNECTION TO THEM THE WAY THE CLASSIC AVENGERS DO ??? HELP MEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD

#IM ON THE LEDGE I CANT GO ON #anon #m.inbox

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