I'll never get over this

adam schürk more like adam smirk

Jens Jens Baumann, 36, aus Saarbrücken, wettet, dass niemand schneller um den Graben rennt als er.

Leo in FdG + textposts

bonus:

Der Fluch des Geldes Teaser (Quelle: @aaa_srlnd)

Wundervoll

@juliaandthephantoms hat wieder die editing skills für Kinderbücher but make it Spatort vol.2 ausgepackt <3

NEUER TEASER vom @aaa_srlnd insta acc!

Danke @fallforashootingstar fürs schicken <3

The face cradle was 22 seconds long. The whole touch there was 24 sec. Yes I timed it. I'm fine.

Tatort Saarbrücken (Spatort) English subtitles - 2024 edition (episodes 1-5)

For all international fans who want to watch Tatort Saabrücken (of annual tumblr trending fame) but don't speak German, fear not:

Send me a DM and I can send you a link for English subs :)

(Please do not send asks as I can't post them publicly and I've had the unfortunate experience of privately posted ones eating links or disappearing into the tumblr void, never to be seen again...)

For return customers: as of today (04 Feb 2024) the newest episode (#5 - Der Fluch des Geldes (FdG)) is now live! The Drive link is still the same and the ReadMe has been updated as well, so check that out for links and guides as always.

And as always: THIS IS AN UNOFFICIAL FAN PROJECT THAT I DO AS A HOBBY - PLEASE DO NOT POST THE LINK OR THE FILES PUBLICLY!

More info under the cut

You can pass them along to other people privately (though please also ask them not to post them and to let anyone else they'd like to share them with know as well!), but I really don't want any beef with the channel (which is publicly funded and can afford far fancier lawyers than me, who is none-funded and can afford no lawyers) because these are not official in any capacity nor do I want to leave anyone with the impression that these could be official. They're a simple homemade attempt at letting non-German-speaking fans participate in the epic highs and lows of Spatort because there currently are no official English subtitles. Any mistakes are entirely my own, I don't own any of the copyrights to Tatort or any of their characters or plots, yadda yadda.

That being said, if you notice any typos, translation errors, missing or out of date links or anything else, please do let me know so I can update the files accordingly!

As I've gotten a few messages this year apologizing for being late: if anyone sees this in the future - yes, this is still up to date. You can shoot me a message at any time of the year and I will get back to you as soon as I can (usually within 24-48 h). If you still haven't heard from me after a week (especially if there's still new posts coming in on the blog) feel free to poke me again - I promise I'm not ignoring you, I most likely just haven't seen the notification.

If you want to filter spoilers for the new episode in the meantime, block #spatort spoilers to avoid seeing them on this blog (I generally use this tag for posts related to new episodes in between the official release and uploading the subtitles)

Pedro Acosta loses the front as he tries to overtake Fabio Di Giannantonio and Aleix Espargaro. He somehow slips through the gap opening between them, avoiding taking all 3 of them out. Le Mans, 2024.

Oder:

Der Textaustausch der es nicht offiziell in FdG geschafft hat

Leo Hölzer, 36, aus Saarbrücken, wettet, dass die Taube mindestens 10 Sekunden still sitzen bleibt.

Captain Kommissar Adam Schürk (inspiriert von diesem fantastischen post)

Zwei Fragen zu FdG:

1. Woher weiß Leo, wie er diese Spiele im Casino spielt??

2. Woher weiß Leo, wie Heroin schmeckt?!