Am I late to the Barbie meme?

Shower thought turned into a diptych called "Aftermath of a Barfight on Niamos Started by a Baby Who Did Nothing Wrong Ever".

Two weeks of merch designs has me churning doodles out faster than ever. I'll post the finished stuff later in the week if I don't die from all the OT I have to work to make up for the long holiday weekend.

do any fakeboys wanna come get knocked up (if you say no you're lesbophobic)

*stares at the uni work I've been procrastinating all week*

*stares at tomorrow's due date*

Aha....... I'm in danger

Monday/Sunday night remaining the best time to post fics because people don't wanna go to work/school, so they seek the comfort of their favorite bitches fucking for the umpteenth time and it's up to you to supply them with that need

Lkhgfshgfd So that last post was making me think about how I used to have a court-mandated therapist that would come to my house as a kid and help me with abandonment issues (wasn’t raised by my parents, long story)

And then one day, she stopped coming, and to this day I still have no idea if it was because they decided I didn’t need anymore sessions (not true, abandonment issues still strong) or if because she was only ever scheduled for a specific amount of meetings

And it just fucking hit me that having another person I was attached to suddenly leave, never come back, and never explain why probably didn’t help with my abandonment issues at all 😭😭😭

Also, because I don't know who's still here, I'm still alive! 😅😂

Was thinking about management sending Roxy down to retired storage hell to salvage some animatronics again. Just fucking. "What?? No! I'm not going down there!!! Do you even know what's on there?!" And the response is just "No. But I know you probably do after five trips down there already."

Fuck man they fucking got her she has for reals been down there like five times already. Hard to say she'll probably die down there after that. Well shit guess she's going back to hell!

ANON THAT WANTED TO EAT YOUR ART HERE IM FUNNY ENOUGH NOT ONE OF YOUR MUTUALS(god i wish i was) I'M JUST A WEIRD PERSON THAT HAS QUITE LITERALLY TAKE LITERALLY TAKEN A BITE OUT OF MY FRIENDS PAPERS-

ALSO I WILL CONSUME YOUR DONNIE DESIGN. /POS /PROBABLY NOT J /AFF

i love his design apparently-not-my-mutual-anon, have a very early wip of the donnie introduction that didn't get to see the light of day and was, infact, recycled

If anyone else is finding themselves hungry as hell, cash poor, with no time/ability to cook for themselves, I have found some basic acceptable American fast food that is cheap!

Dominoes will sell you a large pizza for $6.99 right now if you order online and pick it up yourself. It’s honestly a HUGE amount of food. (Pretty sure you can also get like gross wings or a gross salad if you want it for the same price but cmon don’t get those from Dominoes). They also have reasonably priced 2 liters of soda (tho the water is overpriced), if you, like me, love torturing your body with diet soda and tempting the kidneystone gods with your hubris.

A Wendy’s junior bacon cheeseburger is a whole lotta fat and protein for $3.69. Even with my sensory issues lately this has been a good option. Don’t waste any money on drinks here, they are insane.

Panera is running a thing right now where you can subscribe to their unlimited drinks “sip club” and it’s free through the end of the year. It’s normally $11.99/month but I tried it out and you put a payment method on file but they charge you $0 presently (and you can cancel it). VERY wonderful if you walk/drive by a Panera every day. Every two hours you can get a free coffee, hot tea, iced tea, soda, or SPARKLING WATER (that they have sparkling water on tap is truly a revelation for me, they have no idea how much seltzer i can consume if given the chance). Of course the catch is that you have to be ok with getting a drink AND NOTHING ELSE sometimes or you’ll just get sucked in.

They also have more bev options included than most places do entirely, with several flavored iced teas and a whole menu of, inexplicably, caffeinated lemonade. Their bagels are also pretty cheap (99¢ or $1.69 depending on flavor), esp if you don’t buy the individual-serving cream cheeses which are both wasteful and cost as much as or more than the bagel to begin with. Oh and they’ll sell you a turkey sandwich for $5 which is sometimes a relief from the junkier stuff. (their kids menu is cheap and just order ahead and skip your shame)

Taco Bell still sells protein-dense sides like pintos and cheese & bean burritos that are affordable ($1.99 & $1.69, respectively). They’re not much to look at but you really can’t go wrong with refried beans, cheese, and sauce.

I burned myself out on value menu chicken nuggets and cheap double hamburgers at McDonalds but they’re always an option. They have a good value menu and usually are running a promotion with $1 drinks.

Idk if anyone else is in my weird food situation rn, but I drive or walk past these places almost every day that I’m working—sometimes several locations—and having some reliable options is helping me not skip meals out of frustration. I’m honestly over feeling any sort of guilt that I eat like a picky child. I promise I also eat plenty of nutritious food (not gonna lie, I eat a lot of dinner with my parents at home, but they’re great cooks, they make healthy stuff, and they send me off with leftovers). But when it comes to packing myself a lunch, my ISSUES have been getting in the way.

Help I forgot I had an AO3 account and I just found comments on fics left like 490 days ago 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

So apparently that last drawing took 5 1/2 hours

I thought it had been maybe 4 at most

I have stepped away from the desk like twice in that time

Please learn from my mistakes 💀

this entire time I thought glabrous meant fuzzy. It means the opposite. It means not-fuzzy.

if any of you saw my whole cock just then,,,, no you didnt uwu

When ur kinda drunk and jetlagged and decide the best way to demonstrate the ol' "fic DVD commentary" trend is to dig up an example you did over a decade ago and thus expose your entire ass to the Discord.

hii holy shit i have a lot of notes sorry for abandoning you all for so long

im not dead im just. a millions times more active on twitter. unfortunately. LMAO

for like, every purpose other than art, i hate twitter, but when it comes to getting my shit seen, it tends to be wayyyy easier on twitter, so i kinda forget to update you guys sometimes

Almost sobbing at how much I want these fictional characters to have a good healthy and happy life and it just hit me rn that,, I haven’t eaten anything today,, so I’m gonna go,,, handle that and see if I still wanna cry