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bones-of-a-rabbit · 10 months

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I’m back, with another sub-par banger!

Also I’d just like to say thank you so much for posting my oneshot that was so cool and I totally didn’t freak out when I opened Tumblr, no siree!

So, on with the oneshot!

This oneshot can be read as a sequel after the first, but also can just be seen as a standalone story. By the way, I’m having way too much fun writing oneshots about this AU from the perspective of people working for Fazbear Entertainment, so this is how this oneshot will go too.

Welcome to the life of a security guard working the front desk at Fazbear Entertainment corporate.

Includes:

More torture, with practically zero descriptions of any gore this time though. Still, for the particularly squeamish I’d suggest looking away.

Also forgot to include this previously, but some swear words.

From a very, very sleep-deprived amateur writer.

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Tick

You glanced at the clock, 5:32 AM, a few more minutes before the end of your shift.

Tock

You glanced at the monitors placed on your desk. Though blurry, the camera footage was still visible. Nothing out of the ordinary, for Fazbear Entertainment anyways.

Tick

Faint headlights glared through the glass doors, what the hell was a car doing here so early?

Tock

Probably another upset parent with a missing kid, the door was locked anyway, they couldn’t even get in the building even if they wanted to.

Tick

The door opened, must be an employee. You got up, grabbing the pale green record book from your desk and making your way to the figure in front of you.

Tock

They were pushing some kind of cart, with the Fazbear logo plastered on, like everything this company owns. The cart was covered with a sheet, but bits of machinery could be seen poking out from underneath.

Tick

“State your business.”

“Ah, yes, of course. I’m the Mechanics Supervisor for the Pizzaplex.”

Tock

“Ah, I see.”

You check your record book, skimming through the list of names before finding the correct appointment.

“Says here you’re delivering some animatronics for checkup?”

“Smart as a whip, aren’t you?”

“Yeah, yeah. The Parts and Service Department is down the hall, to the left.”

Tick

The figure pushed the cart down the hall, to your instructions. You tick off the record book before carelessly tossing it onto your desk.

“I heard about your hands by the way, how are they?”

The figure glanced back, an almost somber smile on their face, but they didn’t respond. Did they just not hear you?

You sigh, throwing yourself onto your chair.

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You got a notification from the monitor. Perking up in surprise, you inspect the fuzzy brown-tinted screen.

Security Level 7 Door unlocked

What the hell? Who was up at 6AM unlocking doors without your knowledge? The only people meant to be in the office are you, that figure and whatever overworked interns Fazbear just brought in.

Tick

You switch the camera feed around a bit, finally switching to the camera overlooking the Parts and Service Department.

What the hell?

Tock

What was the cart doing toppled on the ground? Empty nonetheless? Where in the world were the animatronics sent for checkup?

Tick

You frantically switch cameras, trying to home in on that figure and the animatronics’ whereabouts.

Tock

There. Camera 17, the hallway only the higher-ups go through, the doors all lead to executive offices with nice window views.

The figure was unlocking the door to the Chief Financial Officer, and… were those the daycare animatronics?

Tick

They enter the room, shit. Your monitor doesn’t have access to the executive offices, only the monitor at…

the Main Security Office.

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You hurriedly rush to the Main Security Office, unlocking the multitude of doors leading up to it.

Tick

There. You’re there. Now where on Earth is the main monitor?

Tock

God, these monitors were nice. HD flatscreen, nothing like the busted up box monitor you had downstairs. Wait, why the hell were you thinking of that, there could be an intruder in the building!

Tick

There, the main monitor. You boot it up, swapping through the camera feeds until…

Yes! Camera 21.

Tock

You fiddle with the controls a little, turning the camera away from the now swung open door to the main desk at what felt like an agonisingly slow pace.

Tick

There, you’re finally facing the desk, and…

what the fuck.

What was the daycare animatronic doing with pliers?

And why the hell were they using them to… pull on the Chief Financial Officer’s fingers?

Hold on, why the hell was he even here?

Was that the figure from before? What the hell were they doing looking on with that cheerful expression?

Tock

You frantically crank up the volume on the speakers, nearly giving yourself a heart attack from a sudden scream blasting through it.

“What the fuck do you maniacs want from me?!”

“Well then, looks like you’re finally in the talking mood, aren’t you?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?!”

Tick

“Well if you’re so insistent on rushing to the point, I happen to know from some classified documents that you have been profiting from several incidents happening in various of the company’s restaurants thanks to an insurance policy of yours, no?”

“Yeah, so what?! Let me go!”

“So what? Well, unless you intend on losing anymore fingernails than you already have I’d suggest telling me where you hide that handy dandy security card and insurance document of yours.”

Tock

“Left cabinet, top most. Just let me go!”

The figure walked towards the aforementioned cabinets, and pulled out a small piece of plastic, the security card obviously, and a piece of paper, the insurance document?

“Well, looks like you weren’t lying, good on you!”

“Let me go, you bastards!”

“Well, don’t need to be so rude.”

The figure chuckled, preparing to leave the office.

Tick

“Though I have to admit, I do find your cooperation commendable. How about a celebration? Blackbird?”

Just then, the moon-themed animatronic perked up like a child being called by their parents. Reaching into a duffel bag, they pulled out a fire cracker before walking over, stuffing it into the helpless executive’s mouth.

“I’ll be making my leave now, I have to pay a visit to the insurance department to get this lovely little paper burned.”

Tock

Just then, the sun-themed animatronic perked up, rushing towards the figure and gripping their arm.

“Sunshine, could I…”

“Hm?”

“Follow you?”

The figure chuckled, affectionately petting them on the head before giving them a slight kiss on the cheek.

“You silly boy, of course.”

The animatronic’s expression turned from nervousness to an overwhelmingly gleeful smile that covered most of their face. Their face turned to a slight purple tint.

Tick

“Moony?”

“Yes, starlight?”

“Could you give our guest here a nice redecoration of his office? I think he’d appreciate a new wallpaper made from his own brain matter for this awfully plain office.”

“With pleasure~”

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You frantically clicked away at the telephone buttons, your hand shaking like crazy.

Tick

The telephone rang, thank god.

Tock

“Hello, this is 911, what’s your emergency?”

Tick

“There has just been a murder, I-“

Tock

You were hyperventilating at this point.

Tick

“Please calm down, where are you and what is the incident?”

Tock

“Fazbear office, come quick-“

Tick

The phone let out nothing but static.

Tock

You look at the cable.

Fuck.

It had been cut.

Tick

A voice that you were praying you would never hear again came from behind you.

“You know, I never thought the minimum wage security guard would be the one to blow the whistle on me.”

Tock

“Luckily, my lovely partner here told me that the camera was moving, or I’d never know.”

Tick

“G-get away from me…”

“Don’t need be scared, pal.”

Tock

“I remember you asked me how my hands were doing before right?”

Tick

“Well, I’m here to give you the answer!”

Tock

“They’re doing great.”

Tick

“In fact, here’s a demonstration!”

They raised a crowbar.

Tock

“Goodnight!”

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AAAAA WHOEVER YOU ARE ANON PLS DM I JUST WANNA TALK (crush every bone in ur body with all my loves and affections and adorations)

HELL YEAH KICK THEY ASS BABY 💕💕💕💕💕💕 SUN WHISTLEBLOWING THE WHISTLEBLOWER,, GIT GUD MF AAAHAHAAGGDDGGSHHSHAB BREAK HIS KNEECAPSSSSS

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