*SHOVES SEPHIROTH BEHIND ME IMMEDIATELY*

OH FUCK OFF KATY. THIS CROSSES THE FUCKING LINE YOU FUCKING WANNA-BE MICOLASH CANNIBAL!

LIKE FOR ONE, I AM NOT SIMPING FOR A CHARACTER I CALL MY SON WE ARE WAAAYYYY PAST THAT. IT LASTED FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS MAX AND SECONDLY HALF OF THE GENERIC SILVER-HAIRED ANIME BOYS OWE THEIR DESIGNS TO HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE HIS WAS ONE OF THE PROTOTYPES FROM THE ACTUAL FUCKIGN 90S LIKE THERE IS NO WAY HE WASN’T THE MAIN INSPIRATION FOR COUNTLESS OTHERS IN FACT IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS AND HE IS DESIGNED TO LOOK ANGELIC AND SLIGHTLY ALIEN ANYWAY. HIS DESIGN IS LITERALLY CALLED ICONIC IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO GAME WORLD FOR A REASON AND ALSO ASCENDS INTO A SERAPHIM-GOD THAT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL FFS

ALSO LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW MICOLASH LOOKS LIKE A SHRIVELED EEL FROM HELL THAT HAS A DIET OF STRICTLY LARD, OYSTERS, AND PLAY-DOUGH—LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT AND DON’T MAKE ME REMIND YOU WHO YOUR MANIC GRIN LOVIN ASS ALSO SIMPED FOR BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

IF YOU ARE GONNA COME AT ME FOR SIMPING, LET’S TALK ABOUT LOGARIUS. LEAVE SEPHIROTH OUT OF THIS.